"Knights of Misstofflyn"

By Mickygrin
“Where are we going again sir?”
“Los Angeles California.”
“And what date should I set?”
“Set for the year 1967.”

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        Mike rolled over and opened his eyes.  He gazed upon the sleeping form in the next bed.  Micky shifted his position and cracked his eyes open. 

"Mike?”  He asked sleepily.  “Are you watching me sleep?”

“Oh… uh… no I was just… er… thinking of something.  Was I looking at you?”

“I don't know.  Were you?”  Micky asked as he buried his face further into his pillow. 

Mike rolled over again and closed his eyes, but he could not get back to sleep.  Something did not seem right to him.  He heard a strange high-pitched wail.  If it weren't for the bright blue light illuminating the room, he would be able to open his eyes again.  * I could swear that someone else was in the room. * He thought to himself. 

“What's going on Mike?”  Micky asked as he sat up in his bed.  He opened his eyes to the blinding blue light and was knocked unconscious. 

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It was morning when Micky regained consciousness.  He looked around him and noticed that he was alone.  In fact he wasn't even in his own bed, or room for that matter.  Micky was lying in a large bed covered with silk sheets.  Crushed velvet pillows surrounded his wild curls.  * Wow I must have died and gone to heaven.  * He thought with a smile.  * There's just one thing that will make it better.  *

“And what would that be?”

Micky was stunned.  He hadn't even heard someone enter the room.  He turned to see a tall handsome man standing near the doorway.  He had light brown hair and large green eyes, and was wearing some sort of uniform that Micky never saw before. 

“What would what be?”  He asked. 

“What thing would make this better for you?”

Micky’s eyes widened.  “Wait a minute.  You…  I was… you knew what I was thinking?”

“Of course.  I am telepathic.  Just like everyone else.”

“Everyone else?  W-where am I?”

“You are in the kingdom of Misstofflyn.”

“Excuse me?”

“Misstofflyn is a major kingdom which is found on the planet Deapeace.  Deapeace is millions of light years away from your galaxy.”

“I'm on another planet?”

“Yes, but our planet is like yours, only we have kingdoms instead of countries.  Also we are over 3,000 years into your future.”

“3,000 yea… what year is it?”

“This is the year 4083.”

Micky lay back against the pillows and closed his eyes.  He was having trouble processing so much information at once.  The man started to leave, and then he turned around as he reached the door. 

“Oh by the way, someone will be in shortly to uh… explain why you were brought here.”

“Why can’t you tell me?”

“I'm… er… busy.”  That said; he dashed out of the room. 

Micky sat up and tried to think.  His thoughts were disturbed by a familiar sound.  Coming from the next room was the sound of soft moaning.  Micky turned his head so he could listen.  In between moans Micky heard someone muttering something.  * I know that sound.  That's dirty talk.  Someone is fucking in the next room!  * Micky listened more carefully.  Then it occurred to him.  * That's Mike in there!  But who's with him?  *

Before he could do anything else a beautiful woman walked into the room.  She was petite and curvy, shaped like a pear.  Her brown hair was pulled into a partial ponytail and was curled.  From across the room Micky could see that she had, not only the brightest, but also the bluest eyes he had ever seen.  Her full pouting lips curved into a seductive smile as she waltzed closer to the bed. 

“So you're one of the four new comers eh?”

"Yes I'm Micky Dolenz.  Who are you?”  She crawled up to him and pushed him against the pillows. 

“I'm whoever you want me to be, honey!”  The woman bent foreword and sucked on the lobe of Micky’s left ear.  Micky pulled her away from him. 

“What's going on here?  I was told that someone was going to tell me why I was brought here.”

“Would you like me to tell you or show you?”

“What do you mean by that?”

She wrapped her index finger around one of Micky’s curls and smiled.   “What would you have in mind?” Her other hand moved underneath the silk sheet and down between Micky’s legs.  She teased him until he became hard. 

“I like where this is going.”  Micky said as he wrapped his arms around her. 

They leaned back in their lip locked embrace until she was on her back near the foot of the bed.  Micky let his hands wander freely.  They made their way under the blue top she wore and across her breasts.  She sat up slightly to wriggle out of her garments.  They were hastily thrown behind her for later use.  Micky ran his tongue across his lips as he moved down further.  When he was in a comfortable position, he leaned foreword and began sucking on her tender nipples.  This caused tingles to rush up and down her spine. 

She blindly felt for the zipper on Micky’s pants.  She succeeded and pulled them down practically one handed.  Micky helped out by removing them the rest of the way.  Suddenly Micky was on his back staring into her eyes.  On her knees, she crawled backwards until she reached her destination.  She teased his cock again, preparing it for what she was about to do.  Micky closed his eyes tight and bit his lower lip as he felt her tongue against his bare skin.  She remained with her face buried between Micky’s legs for a while.

This time it was Mike hearing Micky’s moans through the wall.  * Sounds like Mick had a visitor as well.  * He thought.  Mike lay in his bed with his arm wrapped around the shoulder of his own woman.  Both were exhausted from a job well done. 

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It was hours since their arrival at Deapeace and Peter found himself walking down a poorly lit marrow hallway.  The walls were made out of what appeared to be silver, but he wasn't sure.  His footsteps echoed off the walls as he walked further to an unknown destination.  Suddenly someone grabbed his arm and pulled him off to the side. 

“Whoa!  What's going on here?”

“Follow me!”  He heard a frantic female voice exclaim.  It was too dark to see who it was.  Even if her could see, he wouldn't be able to recognize her. 

“Where are you taking me?”

“You're one of the new comers right?”

“Yes I'm Peter Tor…”

“Then you're not allowed down this hallway.  Not yet anyway.”

“What do you mean? “  He asked. 

“Oh you'll find out soon enough.”  She continued to drag Peter by the arm and pulled him around a corner. 

They walked until they came to an area where they could see better.  Now he was able to get a good look at her.  She had blond hair, which was styled in a chin length bob cut.  Her eyes were the same shade of brown as his.  She wasn't very tall, probably about nine inches shorter that he was.  She had to be Peter's female version, though this was left unnoticed by the two.  Peter smiled at her. 

“Thank you.  No one's ever said anything like that about me before.”  She said. 

“What?  I didn't say anything.”

“Well you didn't say it, but you thought it.  You just thought ‘ she is really pretty.  I love that smile of hers.’”

“Hold on now.  H-how… how did you know that?  Are you psychic?”

“Psychic, no.  Telepathic, yes.”

“Does that mean you can move things with your mind?”

She chuckled at this comment.  “No.  That’s telekinetic.”  She paused.  “Now tell me Peter.  What were you doing down here?”

“I really don't know…  I… er…  I guess I was just trying to find my way around this place.”

"Well if you ever need any help, then ask.  Don't just go around wandering aimlessly.  You'll never know what kind of trouble you could run into around here.”

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Day two

Dim sunlight seeped through the cracks of the blinds.  The beams of light moved slowly until they rested upon the sleeping figures.  He opened his chocolate eyes slowly and took a quick glance around the room.  Then he remembered where he was.  An arm rested against his side, then moved around his chest.  He turned his head to see a woman fast asleep next to him.  She had a slight smile on her full lips.  Her eyes were lined with long black lashes, which curved upward.  Her hair was the color of wheat and it reached far beyond her shoulders.  Deep dimples were revealed on either cheek as her smile grew.  She opened her grayish blue eyes and looked at him happily. 
“Good morning luv.”  She said in an accent like his. 

“Oh why ‘ello there.  I ‘adn’t expected for ye to stay ovah last night.”

“Like I told ye last night, babe.  Expect the unexpected while in Misstofflyn.”  She held the back of Davy’s head in her hands and pulled him closer to her for a kiss.  Their kiss was interrupted by a knock on the door. 

“Excuse me, are there any Ladies in there sir?” came the voice on the other side of the door. 

“Yes there is.”  Davy answered.  He turned back towards the woman and smiled.  “Is someone looking for ye dear?”  The woman looked up at the ceiling for a second, and then shot up in the bed with a horrified look on her face. 

“Oh dear lord!  I'm going to be late!”  She rushed out of bed and started searching for her clothes from the night before.  Davy watched her move frantically around the room. 

“What's going on?”

She picked up her red top and fumbled for the sleeves.  “I'm going to be late for something very important!”

“What's so important?”

“Top secret work.”  She pulled the top over her head and quickly fixed her wheat locks.  “Sorry babe, I hope you understand.”  She said before she hurried out the door.  She ran down the hall until she came across the path of Mike who was holding hands with another Misstofflynian woman.  She was dressed in green.  Her pale green eyes sparkled as she smiled.  She had hair the same wheat color only hers was cut short. 
“Lady Green Star!  We must hurry or we'll be late!”

“What for Lady Red Dove?  Must I leave Mr. Nesmith?”

“Don't tell me you've forgotten!  The top secret project!”

“Oh!  My heavens!  OK you run and fetch Lady Violet Sun. Ill fetch Lady Blue Dawn.  Meet me in the main garden.”  She looked up at Mike.  “I'm terribly sorry Michael, but I must leave.”

“Not a problem my dear.”  He held her hand up and kissed it gently. 

Lady Red Dove dashed off down the hall in the direction of Violet Sun. Lady Green Star left Mike alone as she rushed to find Blue Dawn.  * Where did she get to last?  * She thought as she looked at the metal band on her left wrist.  On one side of the band was a tiny sensor.  She waved her finger over it and a small holographic screen appeared above the band.  ~What is your voice command Lady G.S. ?  ~ A robotic voice asked. 

“Search for the whereabouts of Lady Blue Dawn.”

~Lady B.D. …  Searching…  Information found.  ~ A map appeared on the screen.  There was a little blue dot blinking on the top right side of the map.  This dot indicated Lady Blue Dawn's location. 

“Dolenz.”  She waved her finger over the sensor again and the holographic screen disappeared. 
She headed down the hall towards Micky’s room where she found Lady Blue Dawn.  Blue Dawn's curls fell in tangles to her shoulders.  The only thing that she wore was Micky’s shirt and a huge smile.  Green Star was not pleased. 

“Hurry Blue Dawn!  You must dress quickly!  We are to meet Red Dove and Violet Sun in the main garden.”

“Oh dear!  Thank you so much Lady Green Star!  Please wait.  I shall only be a few seconds.”  Lady Blue Dawn closed the door behind her and found her own clothes.  She threw them on sloppily then rushed out the door where Lady Green Star was waiting. 

“Come on now!  And you're supposed to be the responsible one!  “ Lady Green Star exclaimed as she drug Lady Blue Dawn by the arm.

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Later…

The Monkees had been gathered together and brought to a large conference room.  There was a round wooden table in the center, which they were seated around.  It was the second day, but they still weren't quite sure why they were brought to this planet.  They looked up as someone entered the room. It was the same handsome man who greeted them the morning before.  He walked over and sat down at the table. 

“Greetings gentlemen.  You may remember seeing me the morning after you arrived.”  They nodded their heads.  “Well allow me to introduce myself.  I am Sir Stallings.  I run this particular building, which you are staying in.  I am also one of the beings who brought you here.  Before I continue, are there any questions?”

Mike raised an eyebrow.  “You must be joking right?  You bring us to a strange planet, where beautiful women will just come into your room and fuck you then and there, and you ask us if we have any questions?”

“Well do you?”

“Not really no.  Except, why were we brought here?”

“You were chosen as candidates.”

“Candidates for what?”  They asked simultaneously. 

“Well, every twenty years we travel to a planet like our own to bring back four candidates to each kingdom.  Male candidates have a chance to become knights; female candidates have a chance to become Ladies.  We put the candidates through a… trial period, like you are in now.  Then we hold a grand ceremony for all of the candidates, which is held at the castle in the kingdom of Kelrizzanda.  That's the largest kingdom on Deapeace.  Four knights and four Ladies are then chosen and honored.” Sir Stallings explained. 

“Now how many candidates are there all together?”  Mike asked. 

“There are… about ninety-five kingdoms on Deapeace.  So that'd make… three hundred and eighty total candidates.”

"Were all 380 candidates chosen from where we live?”  Peter asked wide-eyed. 

“No.  It was all done at random.  If that many people from one city were missing at the same time, that would be a big problem.”

“Oh right.”  Peter said sheepishly. 

“Now, what we do is, we send two people from each kingdom to a different city and a different year.  Does this clear things up for you?”  He looked at the four of them. 

“About this ‘trial period’. “  Micky started.  “Do we get the same girl… or do different girls ‘try out’ each day?”  Micky received four equally annoyed looks. 

“What?  It was a serious question!”

“Gentlemen.  I’d advise you to return to your rooms and get some rest.  You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.”  Sir Stallings said. 

“Why?  What's ‘appening tomorrow?”  Asked Davy. 

“Tomorrow you will be introduced to all of Misstofflyn.  Everyone needs to know who the candidates from Misstofflyn are.”

“So we're going to be inspected like cattle or something?”  Micky laughed. 

“Not exactly Mr. Dolenz.”

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The Monkees separated and headed back to their rooms.  Shortly before reaching the door to his room, Mike was stopped by Lady Green Star. 

"Oh Michael!  I'm so glad that you're back.  I've been waiting for you."

"For me?  What do you want?"

"Come on Michael.  In here." she said as she opened the door. 
Mike followed her into the room and closed the door behind them.  As he turned around to face her, Lady Green Star leaped up into Mike's arms.  Her arms clung around his neck, and legs were wrapped around his waist.  She began to suck on his neck, causing him to lean back against the wall. 

"Someone's a little eager tonight.”  Mike chuckled as he slid down to the floor. 

"Just kiss me Michael."

"With pleasure."
As their lips met, Mike's nimble fingers danced across the delicate fabric on Green Star's back.  They changed positions as they moved down closer to the floor.  Soon they lay half naked on the floor as they resumed their passion.  Mike caused her to shiver every time she felt his warm lips against her neck.  Mike began to move down from her neck to her naval with his tongue.  She squealed in delight as his tongue slithered, like a snake, down past her stomach.  She felt as if this were the first time any man had ventured in that area. 

Mike's tongue moved deeper, causing her to become even wetter than she all ready was.  Green Star bit her lower lip, trying to force the moan back down her throat, but it was no use.  It had been a long time since a man made her feel this way, and she knew she wouldn't be able to control herself.  The moans couldn't be held back any longer, as Mike continued to work his magic on her.  The couple remained on the floor, near the untouched bed, for the rest of the night. 

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Day three

"Excuse me Sir.  Did you want me to gather the candidates at this time?”  Lady Violet Sun asked, as she walked into Sir Stallings' office. 

He looked up at her from behind his desk.  "Do you think that they would be ready?"

"I haven't checked yet Sir.  Shall I do so now?"

"Go then.  Have them meet me in the main garden in fifteen minutes... if they aren't ready at the moment."

"Yes Sir.  That I shall.”  Violet Sun curtsied and then turned around to walk out the door.  Lady Red Dove and Blue Dawn were waiting for her in the hall. 

"Well?”  Blue Dawn asked.  She was busy twirling one of her curls around her finger. 

"If the candidates aren't ready we are to have them meet Sir Stallings in the main garden in fifteen minutes."

"That's all?" red Dove asked. 

"Yes.  He didn't give any further instructions."
Blue Dawn let her curl fall with the others.  "Wait.  Where has Green Star been last?  Have either of you seen her?"

Violet Sun shook her head slowly. 

"She's still with Mr. Enmity I believe!”  Red Dove said with a snap of her fingers. 

"All right.  Red Dove you go fetch Mr. Jones and Mr. Dolenz.  Violet Sun, you fetch Mr. Tork.  I'll fetch Mr. Nesmith.  Meet me back here.”  Blue Dawn instructed. 

"What about Lady Green Star?”  Violet Sun asked while scratching her head. 

"I'll bring her with Mr. Nesmith if she's still with him.”  She rolled her eyes as she answered. 

"Oh!  Right!  Good answer."
The three Ladies separated and headed for their destinations.

Blue Dawn glanced, from one side of the hall to the other, as she made her way to Mike's room.  She stood in front of the door, and let the air out of her cheeks in an aggravated sigh.  She's paying for this one* She thought to herself as she placed her hand on the knob to turn it.  She had a feeling that she was about to walk into a scene she didn't really want to see.  She pictured them lying together in bed, still in each other's arms from the night before.  Their clothes would be wildly strewn about the room, the silk sheets and velvet pillows would be disheveled, and equal smiles would be on their sleeping faces. 

She opened the door and looked around the room.  Mike and Green Star's clothes had been thrown about the room.  The sheets and pillows on the bed were still neatly in place, for no one had slept among them.  Instead the sleepers were found together on the floor. 

"Good morning.  Have trouble finding the bed last night?”  She chuckled. 
Mike and Green Star stirred and slowly sat up.  Blue Dawn bent down and picked up the wrinkled green top. 

"Here.  This might come in handy,” she said as she handed the garment to Green Star. 
Green Star looked at her bare chest, then snatched the shirt from Blue Dawn's hand. 

"Sir Stallings asked for the candidates to meet him in the main garden in fifteen minutes.  I'll leave you two alone in order to make yourselves decent for the meeting.”  She turned and closed the door behind her. 

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Right on schedule, the four Ladies, The Monkees, and Sir Stallings met in the main garden.  The Ladies were prepping the men, one last time, for their inspection by Sir Stallings.  They had been dressed in the finest outfits, tailored especially to fit them perfectly.  They were surprised at how stunning they looked in these new clothes.  Sir Stallings walked up to each one, inspecting them, and smiled in approval.  He stepped back and folded his arms across his chest. 

"Gentlemen you look magnificent.  After all, the Ladies do splendid work."

"All the best for our candidates.”  Blue Dawn said with a wink. 

"Our kingdom will be proud to see you men as knights... that is if you are chosen."

"Well I don't see why they wouldn't be chosen Sir.”  Violet Sun said. 

"Knights aren't chosen on looks alone.”  Sir Stallings reminded her. 

"What else are knights chosen for?”  Mike asked. 

"Well, your performance.  How well you perform is a major factor in the decision.”  Red Dove answered. 
"What do you mean by perform?”  Peter asked. 
The Ladies burst out in laughter.  Sir Stallings walked up to Peter and placed a hand on his shoulder. 

"If you haven't figured it out by now, then you don't stand a chance.”  He turned back to the Ladies. 
"Eh hem.  If you Ladies are through..."

"Oh right.  Sorry Sir.”  Green Star said.  "Knock it off girls.  We still have work to do."
The Ladies took The Monkees by the arm, and dragged them, past Sir Stallings, and through the flowers, to the other side of the garden.  Tall hedges surrounded them, and hid them from others who might be in the garden.  There were all sorts of sweet smelling flowers all around them, which brightened up the place with their natural beauty.  Lady Blue Dawn grabbed Peter, wrapping her arms around his neck, and forced her tongue down his throat.  He pulled away, gasping for air. 

"Hold on!  What are you doing?"

"What?  You weren't expecting that?"

"No!  Besides I thought you were after Micky.”  He looked over and saw Micky on the ground with Violet Sun on top of him.  "Um.  Yeah."

Mike scratched his head as Lady Green Star moved past him, and walked up to Davy. 

"Well that leaves us babe." He spun around to see Lady Red Dove standing there with a full smile on her lips.  "What's going on here any way?”  He gulped. 

"Don't tell me you don't know a garden orgy when you see one."

"Garden orgy?”  Mike asked with a mixture of confusion and interest in his voice. 

"Of course.  We always celebrate our new knights with an orgy."

"But we haven't been knighted yet."
Red Dove kissed Mike on the forehead, and ruffled his hair before backing away.  "Come on Michael.  We won't bite too hard.”  She coaxed, batting her eyelashes. 
*No.  Not now* Rang in his brain.  He walked closer to where the four Ladies and his friends were, licking his lips with the first step.  *You have to some time Michael.* He shook his head and continued foreword.  *Not now I said!*

"Michael we can't start without you." *I must keep going!* The Ladies seemed farther and farther away with each step he took but still he continued on.  His body was longing for the attention he was about to receive.  The heat was building up inside as the passion grew stronger.  *Come on Michael.  You have to.*

Green Star and Blue Dawn reached out for him, and pulled him close so they could plaster him with kisses... *NO!*

He opened his eyes and winced.  "God fucking damn it!  I always wake up in the best parts!”  Mike rolled over and opened his eyes.  He gazed upon the sleeping form in the next bed.  Micky shifted his position and buried himself deeper beneath the blanket.  Mike sighed with relief. 
"It's a good thing he's a heavy sleeper.”  He said, rolling over and closing his eyes again. 

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The morning light rested upon his face.  He slowly opened his eyes and took in a deep breath through his nose.  He rolled over and looked at his still sleeping roommate.  All that could be seen of him was the wild brown curls sticking out from under the blanket. 

"Hey Mick?”  Mike asked, hoping he was awake enough to answer. 

"Hmm?”  He answered.  His voice seemed higher than usual. 

"You awake man?"

"Um hum..."
Mike raised an eyebrow.  His roommate sounded more feminine than he remembered.  He looked away for a second and sat up.  Micky pushed the blanket off of him and yawned. 

"What d' you want Mike?"

"I had the wildest dream last night... waitasec.”  He turned to face Micky.  His jaw dropped "Who are you?!"

"You don't recognize me Michael?”  She chuckled.  "I'm your roommate Dawn.  We've been sharing this room for years."

"Er... right.  But...  Micky... hmmm.”  Mike scratched his head in puzzlement. 

"Who's Micky?”  She asked. 

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She opened her eyes and sat up, shaking her head.  "Man.  That was crazy.”  Sunny pushed the blonde strands out of her eyes and looked over at her roommate in the next bed. 

"Hey Dove?"

Dove snorted and rolled over.  She cracked her eyes open.  "What is it Sunny?"

"I just had the wildest dreams."

"Dreams?"

"Yeah.  Well it was one of those dream within a dream within a dream kind of thing."

"Was it about those guys in the band again?"

"Yeah.  How'd you guess?"

"I heard you say their names in your sleep.  Must have been a crazy dream.”  Dove stretched as she sat up, placing her feet on the floor. 

Sunny got out of bed and walked to the door.  A flash of gray fur zoomed past her as soon as she opened the door.  She looked behind her to see the striped cat standing on her bed. 

"MEOW!”  He howled. 

"You know you're not allowed on my bed Sir Stallings.  Now Shoo!”  The cat looked at her and promptly sat down, with no intent to budge.  "All right.  You asked for it.”  Sunny walked back to her bed and reached out as if to smack the cat.  Sir Stallings hopped down from the bed and strutted out of the room.  Dove, who was still sitting on the edge of her bed, stuck her nose into the air and sniffed. 

"Mmm...  smells like breakfast.  Let's go.”  She stood up and bolted to the door, pushing Sunny aside. 

"Wait for me Dove!"

The two girls followed the smell of blueberry pancakes outside, where they found their roommates Star and Dawn sitting at a table. 

"Good morning.  We knew the smell of Dawn's cooking would bring you out here.”  Star said while pouring herself a cup of coffee. 
Sunny and Dove pulled out the empty chairs and sat down at the table. 

"This is different.  Why are we out here?”  Dove asked as she piled a stack of pancakes onto her plate. 
Sir Stallings jumped up and sat on his master's lap.  He purred loudly as dawn scratched behind his ears.  "Well it was such a beautiful morning, I thought we all could eat out here in the garden."
The End


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