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Giant Smut Alert!!!
I almost don't know where to begin. It's been such a long time since I updated the smut that we have an overwhelming plethora of goodies to enjoy and a little somthing for everyone.
So, let's start with some basic M/M slash with Chapter 3 of Stranger's "Together For Eternity".
Then, please welcome a wonderful new author to the Blue Side with two dirty fics. The first is a really hot little Mike het number, "Welcome To Monterey", and the second is a MN/P slash piece, "Good Clean Fun". Now, I know many of you will not like this combo, but read it anyway - it's worth it and has potential for a very interesting second chapter.
Next, we have some more Mike het fun with "Naked Persimmon" by Mama Nez.
And finally, "Once Bitten, Twice Shy" is a short M/M piece by Shawna.
And now for the long awaited updates:
Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:19 PM
Nice to see that the Box is back up and running! Thanks for the feedback, Fuzz. Sorry that I didn't kill off Micky like you wanted me to, lol. Moon, you weren't in chat again this week (wtf?), but I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed your Mike smut... once he shut up and got down to business! ;) Keep up the good work.
Shawna :)
LOL! Sorry, but I have to laugh since the last time I updated was way back in April! I do apologize for being so fucking lazy, but I do have a life outside of Monkee smut.
~Donatella
Saturday, April 15, 2006 6:08 AM
Hello there smut junkies,
I love this site! I mean it feels bad inside to read some of the stuff, yet pleasureable ;)
It seems as if one or more of you have slept with Micky which i find intriging. But my favorite part of this site is reading this page! I love it when Fuzzy gets angry at stupid people. I was in tears reading some of the stuff. I would submit stuff, but my stuff is romantic and most of you don't want to put up with that bullshit. lol. well anyways thanks for the smut and the laughs
Alice
Hi Alice. It's true most of us don't like sappy smut, but I'm sure there are plenty of people that would love to read your romantic stories, and as long as there's some sex in it, the junkies will read pretty much anything.
~Donatella
Thursday, April 20, 2006 4:02 PM
Hello all...I'm not at all new to the site but this is my first venture into the black box (well to submit that is).
I was so grateful to see the new piece "Thanx for the Ride". all I can say abut it is yes! thank you thank you thank you, from the heart of my bottom. You all rock and are tremendously inspirational. It's making me come up with a piece to submit (I want to work out the kinks, as it were, so as not to disappoint). Donatella, I can never thank you sufficiently for having provided such a wonderful place for a gal like me with such specialized tastes. your humble servant.
ying
Awwwe, thank you, ying, and I'm sure DeSilva Moon appreciates your praise for her work on "Thanks for the Ride". I wish more people would do that. We have so many lurkers who read the smut but never thank the authors.
You will not dissappoint us with your smut! All smut is welcome.
~Donatella
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 2:24 PM
mistress donatella...I'm having no luck with your email address...I'd like to submit a couple of stories, tell you how much I appreciate and enjoy your wonderful world of monkee smut (I am so far gone on this stuff I hope I never make it back) and also to beg beg beg on bended knee for entrance to the mysterious gallery...I figured that this may work(I hope)...your humble and devoted and obediant servant and smut junkie
ying
Oh my... sounds like you have it bad.
I don't know why you can't email to me. As far as I know I haven't been having problems, but give it one more try, send it to:
donatella@donatellashead.com
If that doesn't work, then let me know with a BB post.
~Donatella
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 2:39 PM
Ack...one more thing (then I'm gone, I swear) is it possible to read season 1 and 2 from the dark side? I'm hungry for more and season 3 and 4 are sooooo tasty...
ying
There is no season 1 or 2. The idea was that the TV series was the first and second seasons and The Dark Side became the third season. Sorry, but I'm glad you liked it.
~Donatella
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 5:22 PM
Aack! I haven't been here in a while. And going through the new posts I was yet again reminded of the story I was writing. I need to get some new insiration for it *thinks smut and vampires. Mmmmm... smutty vampires...* Ok off to dig up what I had written already.
Stranger
And you did a wonderful job, baby. I love smutty vampire stories.
~Donatella
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 5:26 PM
I hope I can be forgiven for not checking in more often, but it seems like it's been a while for most of us. Hope everyone is doing good.
mickysgirl
You've probably checked in more often that I have. Good to see, girl!
~Donatella
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:06 AM
Whew, that post was from a long time ago, and the tat seems like a good idea, sometimes. It would only work if MD would actually sign my ankle. Otherwise it would just be weak.
Dona, thanks for the Bitch Slap.
I needed that, good looking out.
Jax
Umm... OK, Jax. Fuck! I don't remember bitch-slapping you, but I hope it was good for me too.
~Donatella
Monday, June 05, 2006 3:01 AM
Damn this place is an absolute piece of shit. When was the last time you did an overhaul? No, better question--when was the last time you had your ego checked? You make it seem like you're the only one who could pull this type of shit out of your ass, when I'm plenty sure that there are others who can do a shitload better than you can.
Anonymous
What fucking hole did you crawl out of? No, better question: Why don't you crawl back in and make your own fucking website.
~Donatella
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 12:55 AM
Heh, been a while since y'all have heard from me, but I come bearing a gift.
This is PROOF POSITIVE OMG WTF, that Davy REALLY wanted to get into Mike's pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipU8GsOPjgY&search=monkees
HMC
Holy shit! Davy really wants to get into Mike's pants - who could blame him?
~Donatella
Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:43 PM
Hi, I've been lurking around the stories for awhile and have been reading some of the stuff in the box. I just want to say that I think all of yall are pretty awsome. I (as one might guess) am a Monkees fan and have even converted one of my friends. There's one minor detail that I want to tell you about myself that I hope Her Majesty (the Goddess) won't stone me for, and that's the fact that I really dig Peter. I think he's cute and all that jazz that horny little school girls (I'm eighteen, but I can give any teenage boy a run for his money) feel about whatever great crush they have at the time.
Okay, all that being said, I'd like to repeat the fact that in my opinion this place is a really great site to go to, and I hope you don't mind my silly gushing. I bow down before you humbly.
corgistarr
Why thank you, darlin. Not to worry, I won't stone you for being a Peter fan. Stoning is reserved for Troll fans only.
~Donatella
Wednesday, June 21, 2006 3:04 AM
I posed this question on my LJ.
Who would fuck Michael Nesmith now?
I sure as hell would.
Mama Nez
Apparently, our new author Inger would and anyone who digs old, fat men.
~Donatella
Wednesday, June 21, 2006 3:29 AM
Now on to that picture of Mike. Please, everyone. Take very close notice of his
crotch area. Hmmm...I must say: I SEE NOTHING THERE!! No bump, no buldge,
no nothing! It's just like I thought. His dick isn't as awesome, as some people
say. And yes, he does look gay, not that this is a bad thing. He and Micky
must have known the same clothes designers back then.
Fuzzy ;)
Mike had his dick strapped down specifically for this photo shoot. I read that
in the liner notes of the album.
~Donatella
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I have been reading all your guyses posts, and I've never laughed so fucking
hard in my life!!!!
Also, is this true?
Mama Nez
Is it true? Of course its true. We only report the facts... as we see 'em.
~Donatella
Monday, August 07, 2006 4:04 AM
My Stars, how fast has this year gone by...
I still have the random fantasy.
How is everyone else?
And Mistress, more important, how are you?
What keeps you going these days?
Jax
I'm fine, Jax. How are you? Lots of caffiene keeps me going.
~Donatella
Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:14 PM
It was discussed briefly in the chat last week whether Micky is really part Indian (Native American, that is), or if it was just bullshit he made up so that he maybe wouldn't look like such a dork in that get-up. I had some extra time at work today, so I poked around my favorite subscription genealogy website. I couldn't find any evidence that there's anything other than Southern (possibly white trash) blood in him, as far as his mother's side goes. Going backwards, they were from Texas, Mississippi, Switzerland (!), North Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky and Alabama. They were all listed on censuses as far back as 1850 as being "white", and none of them had any Native-sounding names. Now, I suppose you could argue that back then, they could have changed their names and might not have admitted to being Indians, especially if there were marriages to whites involved. But it's my humble opinion that Mick is a lying ass.
Shawna :)
What would we do without you, Shawna? Those are some serious white trash genes you discovered. It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
~Donatella
Sunday, September 03, 2006 4:58 PM
are we dead? has anyone been here at all in 2006?
please let me know I'm not the only one out here in the black box.
Paula C.
Hey, Paula! No, we're not dead, just lazy. I promise not to let the BB lapse again for such a long time.
~Donatella
And now for some pics!
From Shawna, "Micky in high school"
A bunch from Inger
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oooh! An update!
Hello my devoted junkies. I know it has been forever since the last update and I want you all to know that for my New Year's resolution I'm going to start updating weekly again - just like in the old days. There really has been quite a lot going on in Headdom and with all the new authors trying to get their fics posted in a timely fashion I thought the least I could do is get off my lazy ass and update more regularly.
So, here it is.... the first update of 2007!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Smut Alert!
The following masterful works of smut have been smoldering in my inbox for months. My deepest apologies to these wonderful writers of hot Monkee slash - it will never happen again.
First, we're so lucky to have another chapter of DeSilvaMoon's steamy "Two Men Shy". Part Two is appropriately titled "Grease Monkee" and will no doubt make a great before-bed read.
As if that weren't enough, Moon has blessed us with a Mike het-smut piece as well, "Only Bound" - beautifully written as only Moon can.
And another wonderful surprise is Chapter Four of Stranger's ongoing saga: "Together For Eternity" - its the gift that keeps on giving.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 2:15 PM
Dude, I dig that fat old man. I don't know what it is, but maybe it's because he's all grown up and not juvenile like my father.
I so needed a better father figure.
Mama Nez
I can understand that... though I never wanted to fuck my father.
Donatella
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:30 PM
So, one of the other guys at work sent me this when I mentioned the boys' anniversary today. He was being cute, saying that the one in the hat is Mike. It's scary to think of how close to the truth this really is!
Shawn :)
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 12:35 PM
On the day I almost wasn't going to check for updates, something told me that I should check any way. The computer that I saved my story on has had some problems and needs fixed. It seems that the harddrive is shot. But luckily I was able to back everything up. Phew! Almost lost all of my stories, which includes Together For Eternity. Now I have to try to get my computer fixed.
Stranger
Oh, I hate it when that happens. Luckily, it looks like you managed to get it fixed and we can look forward to more chapters.
Donatella
Friday, September 15, 2006 2:05 AM
You know, I've been writing Monkees Fic for good goddamned while now, and
I realized something....
all my shit is the same.
Now, I know you've noticed this....well....my general monkees stories all hover
around this one notion that my buddies and I cooked up in high school.
"Back In Time And Space" is the round-robin brain child of three very strange
girls: Mama Nez, Queen Dolenz, and Lady Jones.
We are still friends, all in our twenties now, but have not written together in a
long time.
And so my "Moni cheats with Mike when she's with Peter and destroys Mike's
Marriage by getting pregnant with who-evers baby because she's a whore"
goes on.
I decided I'm going to make me a t-shirt that says "SLUT OF THE FANFIC
WORLD" and wear it proudly.
I don't get any sex in real life....but I'm such a skank ass ho in my stories.
Mama Nez :D
Well, I think we're all whores in our stories, that's the point - better a fiction ho than a real life ho. So don't you worry your pretty little head over it. Why don't you post your round robin that you wrote with your friends? I'm sure everyone would love to read it.
Donatella
Tuesday, October 03, 2006 5:04 PM
So, I'm new here 'n' shit.
I love the Monkees. On one side, my admiration for them is pure and Disney-fied, never failing to laugh my ass off at whatever episode I'm watching or singing/dancing like a damned FOOL to their music. My friends and I particularly enjoy the fact that our friend Perry looks alot like everyone's favorite troll, Mr. Davy Jones. Actually, the resemblence is quite scary. We keep asking him if he can do a British accent or if he's gonna do any infomercials anytime soon....
And then theres the other side. This is where this site and its wonderful owner comes in.
So, here goes: Mickey and Mike are sex. Sex, sex, sex. I want to cover them in chocolate and lick them CLEAN. I want to have a threesome with Mickey and Mike. Did I mention I want to see Mike naked? Micky too? Both Mike and Micky? Having sex? Hot homo sex? Meow?
Anyway, this site clearly suits me. Thanks for having me, homies.
Lea (AKA Edith Massey's granddaughter)
You're welcome, Lea. I hope we can cure you of that 'Disney-fied' Monkee disease, there's a lot of that going around. It's also unfortunate that you have a living Troll in your midst. I don't know of any cures for that, but if you could find yourself a Micky or Mike clone you could have them kick the shit out of the Troll and then maybe fuck him up the ass till his eyes bleed - that might be fun.
Glad to have you with us.
Donatella
Friday, October 20, 2006 9:33 AM
So, I read some dirt about the abuse that Paul McCartney allegedly inflicted on his soon-to-be ex. She claims that he got all pissed off when she wanted to breast feed their daughter, supposedly saying, "Those are MY breasts, and I don't want a mouthful of breast milk." Okay, aside from the mental picture of 64-year-old Paul latched onto his wife's breasts (which is quite disturbing in itself), this quote sounded alarmingly Mike-like to me. I can't really picture Paul saying that, but I can fairly easily picture Mike saying it. Scary?
Shawna :)
Hmm, I'd prefer Mike saying something like that to Micky... though as girly as Micky is I suppose breastfeeding is out of the question. Honestly, I think we're all too hard on poor Mike. Do we have any evidence that he really is such an asshole? We've made up so much that I don't remember how much is fiction or fact.
For the record, I can't picture Paul saying that either.
Donatella
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 6:51 PM
Happy Halloween, Ms. Donna!
I think I found me a Nez look-a-like!
I made him a green wool hat for Halloween, and we've been e-mailing back and
fourth!
LOVE TO YOU ALL!
Mama Nez :D
Wow! What a find! I hope its a young Nez you came across... for your sake. Good luck with him, Mama, and give him a good fucking for me. I'm so jealous.
Donatella
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 1:57 AM
Forgive me Goddess for the cheap intrusion, but I figured as a prized nag in your stable of smut writers, I'm permitted an indulgence here.
I just wanted to mention that I have a LiveJournal now ( www.livejournal.com/desilva_moon ), and would like to whorishly announce it to junkies and lurkers alike. Hopefully it'll be a way to get tiny doses of smut instead of y'all having to wait for me to write an entire opus of a story. Or it could fester into nothingness. Only time will tell.
Moon
You're always a welcome intrusion, Moon. I'm just sorry it took me so long to announce your new smut project. Any little tidbit of your wonderfully sleazy writing is a glorious treat. I hope you write lots and lots of good smut!
Donatella
Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:46 AM
Thanks for the pictures! Wish we could have seen "more" of Micky at the urinal though. Hope we aren't gone for too long this time!
mickysgirl
Yes, the angle of that picture could've been better. Obviously not taken by a smut lover.
Donatella
Monday, November 20, 2006 9:40 PM
well...well...well. Lookie here! Dona has updated the box. Of course I have no room to talk. I've been away from everything Monkees for quite sometime, myself.
Who knows when this will get posted. Soon I hope, cause I seem to have found a nice find. It use to be the photos that we use see how much the boys actually loved one another, however, now it's You Tube. I was bored today and found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ix_XtDmez0 . Now watch it carefully. At one point, after Micky sits back up, Peter starts to talk about "We'll be right back after this message." Please take note where Micky's right hand is when Peter is talking. It looks like he's trying to descretly feel Peter up, so to speak. Could it be? Micky and Peter were having a thing too? OMG! Say it isn't so!
Also here's a link to those of you who love Micky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TskG03Rf_M0 If you can stomach Hey Mickey by Toni Basil you'll like this.
Just a few holiday treats for all you junkies!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Fuzzy ;)
Micky and Peter... feh. Peter and anyone - feh. When are we gonna get to see those secret Mike and Micky porno films they took back in the 60's? That is the day I live for.
Donatella
Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:56 PM
hey all...so thrilled my pieces made it onto the boards! yippe yay and what not...
yes...mike is old...not as fat ,though ,as he once was, and yes...absolutely, I'd fuck him. Might even pay him a dollar for the priveledge. (I need to get out more. sheesh)
mama nez? what do you think?
inger
He'd probably take that dollar too, the old, cheap bastard. Did he lose weight? I don't really keep up on what any of them look like these days - too scary.
And Inger, we're all much more thrilled that you've decided to share your scrumptious works with us. I do hope you'll keep writing.
Donatella
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