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Happy New Year, Junkies!
You're all so dedicated and patient with your goddess. How can I ever repay you for such devotion? I know! How about some smut?
Yes. Smut...
First, I'd like to welcome DeSilva Moon, our latest smut author - and holy shit! she sure knows her stuff. Here's a delightful M/M smut romp "Two Men Shy" - a must read for M/M fans.
Second, we have another chapter from Shawna the great, and it's jam packed with more M/M smut. "All or Nothing" Chapter Six - she promises there will be more.
We are so blessed to have such wonderful writers.
Friday, October 14, 2005 6:56 PM
I'm a little slow but I finally got around to reading it. What the hell is a thundercunt? I've heard of thunder thighs before... but somehow I think that those are no where near the same thing as a thundercunt. I almost want to take that as a complement but... I don't know.
Stranger
Holy shit, it has been a long time since I've updated! I don't even remember what this post refers to. Oh well.
Donatella
Friday, October 14, 2005 9:21 PM
Is Mike's singing really that bad these days? I must confess, I don't really enjoy his (solo) music as much as I enjoy staring at his 25-year-old ass. So spank me! Or better yet, send Mike over to do it. :-P Anyway, his speaking voice still sounds good. How can his singing voice have gone so downhill? Maybe he lost it when he shaved the beard...
P.S. Thanks for the compliments on the story, ladies!
Shawna :-)
I think its the excess fat around his neck and "chin" that is impeding his vocal chords.
Donatella
Friday, October 21, 2005 9:07 PM
oh, i'm fine. whoring myself to corporations and men but then again, who isn't?
this made my laugh:
"More boring music from the Lord God Nesmith" -LT.
hehehe, there's a grain of truth in all of that. still, i look forward to hearing it. maybe he slipped some good lyrics in there somewhere or something. *shrugs*
and no, i don't think it's going to be about how much he loves micky's cock.
he loves his lawyer's cock more now.
roo
LOL! I've managed to force down a few minutes of the new Nez, but decided it wasn't worth losing my fantasy image of a young sexy Mike who could still sing.
Donatella
Some pics from Shawna
And now, a brilliant little comic from Miss Siss a.k.a. HMC - god! she's so fucking talented!
Friday, November 11, 2005 9:28 AM
Hello all junkies!
For my triumphant return, I bring you all a present.
http://www.deviantart.com/view/25012098/
Enjoy!
-HMC, the archangel of smut
Poor thing. She was afraid I'd never get around to posting it. I can only hang my head in shame.
Donatella
Wednesday, November 16, 2005 1:27 PM
I just thought you'd all like to know that yesterday I celebrated my 22nd birthday. A couple friends and I hung out at the bar last night, that was nice. And tomorrow I'm going to give myself a birthday presant; I'm getting my first tattoo. It's not going to be much but I've been wanting to do this for quite some time and my best friend was nice enough to set up an appointment for me. Ok that's it for now. Hope everyone's been enjoying themselves.
Stranger
A very belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STRANGER!!! I'm so sorry I missed, babe. Did you get a tattoo of Mike blowing Micky? Imagine trying to explain that.
Donatella
Monday, November 21, 2005 3:52 PM
From Contactmusic.com:
Former MONKEES star DAVY JONES wants to die anonymously at sea after
tossing himself over the railings of a cruise ship.
The DAYDREAM BELIEVER singer, who turns 60 next month (DEC05), dreams
of a peaceful passing and doesn't want any fuss made about his death.
He explains, "I want to retire unknown and anonymous and just fade away. I
want to be on a cruise ship or something, and when I know I'm about to die,
I'll be overboard before anybody knows and I'll be eaten by a whale.
"My body will be washed up on some beach somewhere and when my kids go
to the ocean I want them to know I'm there. That would be kind of a romantic
legacy."
**
So there is something to look forward to!
LT
Maybe he'll be on my cruise next month. I'll invite him to jump off my balcony - oh! wouldn't that be fun.
Donatella
Saturday, November 26, 2005 5:16 AM
Do check your e-mail, oh Goddess, for I bring tidings of Mike/Micky smut. Nothing fancy, but I hope it's enough to keep everyone entertained for bit.
DeSilva Moon
I'm still hanging my head in shame, and now everyone knows how long I've been sitting on smut. On the bright side, this is one wonderful piece of work and well worth waiting for.
Donatella
Sunday, December 04, 2005 12:20 PM
Daaaaamn.
Right when I think no one gives fuck about the monkees anymore, someone jumps up and defends their silly asses.
I'm. . .stunned. Really. Should come here more often for that small dose of unreality, it's almost as good as a hit.
leenys
leenys! Long time... I suspect you're referring to a post from long ago, far to long for my feeble brain to hold on to, but it must've been good.
Donatella
Saturday, December 17, 2005 1:39
PM Merry week before Christmas Eve, junkies!
Stranger - - - - feeling festive indeed.
Fuck! Did I miss Xmas too?
Donatella
Thursday, December 22, 2005 1:18 AM
Has anyone else seen or heard about the insane JenMecca lately? I heard now she actually BELIEVES she's Davy's new girlfriend and he left Renee for her. And she's changed her name. And that she's carrying "their" twins - didn't she claim to be infertile?
Someone should seriously write a book. It could be Sybil II.
Noni
Which insane bitch is this? There are so many of them I can't keep them straight. Honestly, I don't know what's worse, that someone is so in love with Davy that she insists she's carrying his child, or that someone is so in love with the troll.
Donatella
Monday, December 26, 2005 4:07 AM
Anyone know what happened to the schatzis website? aka the "Mike/Davy Sweeties" site?
Noni
Oh, is that site gone? What a shame.
Donatella
Wednesday, January 04, 2006 11:20 PM
"Any body there?. Hello?." (Echo)
I had stumbled along in a taupe induced stupor & fell headlong into the awaiting abyss of the 'Head' pit. Despite my cries, I have yet to be rescued from the depths of it's sinister embrace.
Intermingled between the odour of the pungent warm earth, as I try to claw my escape, I can smell the distinct scent of purile acts & the alluringly sweet musty aroma of the entity known as the Monkees - it draws me further towards a irresistible faustian bargain.
I've been lurking in the dark musty shadows for three months now only to find that all has gone quiet.
"Why? What has happened?"
I decided to sneak out of my safe, musty corner with trepidation & bare my soul to the wrath of the Junkies.. I turn as see a glimmer of light, hope pushes me to believe that I can simply turn & leave.
Hope is a fool.
I succumb to the temptation to stay - knowing that my soul is forever bound to this pit as I am drawn in by glimpses of bare Monkee arse as they run in fear. I hear their pitiful cries as their Goddess reminds them of their fate.
It is futile. No-one can resist. I am lost to Monkee smutdom forever.. It is an Enigma, I am forever grateful, yet I live in fear of what lies ahead, oh great Goddess Donatella I offer you my soul..
MD - Doc.
See? Now this is why I don't abandon the BB. Just when I'm about to let it sink into its inevitable doom, I get a post like this and I'm renewed for yet another week or two or till I get bored again. I let the pitiful cries of the junkies bellow in my brain begging for more smut as I lie on my rose-pedaled throne laughing down to them. But how can I ignore a plea such as this? I can't. I'm a pussy.
P. S. I hope you write smut, MD.
Donatella
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 6:44 AM
Hey, I have some smut to contribute....but I don't want to sent it if it's never going to get used. Is this page ever gonna be updated? I'm sure you must be backed up for months in messages again.
Noni
Hey, I got shit to do, dammit! Two birthday parties and a cruise coming up, so lay off people!
Sorry, I promise I'll post you're smut right away. Hurry though, before I slip back into one of my coma's.
Donatella
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:45 PM
Wow.... ok I keep forgetting that Ihave an unfinished story. Maybe one day I'll get around to finishing it so you all can enjoy it. I just hope I remember exactly what I had planned for it...
Stranger
That would be great. I'd love to find out what happens in your story - that's the vampire one, right?
Donatella
Thursday, January 12, 2006 5:03 AM
Is it going to be allowed here? It's a Mike/Davy pairing. (Don't worry, it's non-consentual. He rapes the troll. *evil grin*)
Noni
Well, rape is always welcome especially if it's Mike doing the raping. We can ignore the troll.
Donatella
Saturday, January 14, 2006 10:25 PM
A VERY belated HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
To HMC: Thank you, babe for that wonder cartoon strip. I love the ending. You know, someone should just slam Davy, the little bastard, in a trunk and kick it down the fucking stairs several times. :) I'm glad it "finally" got posted.
And wtf is up with that hidious picture of Micky in a dress? I've seen that picture so many times,and each time I can't help but wonder...Did he thinkg he looked good in that? Did he think Mike wanted some damn Mexican ho?
Shawna the latest chapter to your story was good. Not exactly the direction I would have liked to have seen it go, but it was good none the less.
So, what do you people think; will Micky, Peter and Davy tour this year, in celebration of the Monkees 40th. Anniversary? My guess is a big fat NO! No one wants to work with Peter, and absolutely no one wants to work with Davy. The little fuck lost his entire bad to Micky, and from what I have heard the little troll now sucks horribly in concert. *scratches head* I always thought he SUCKED horribly in concert. Dumb fuck.
Fuzzy ;)
New Year? Holy shit! Have I been away that long? What is it, April? Well, I have lots of excuses for my absense: I think I went on vacation, and there were a couple of birthday parties to plan, and probably some other shit, but at least I'm finally getting something done.
Donatella
Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:03 PM
Deep in the bowels of the Head Dungeon as the Junkies sleep, I once again sneak forth & seek out sustenance.
I have fed off the abundant supplies of smut & I have grown fat on these rich, luscious morsels that the junkies have so lovingly prepared for their Goddess to sample. If she approves she "kindly" shares with all her Junkies, they get their fix & wait lustfully for the next meal.
The latest offerings have been a while coming, but are tasty delectable morsels, I lick my fingers & longingly seek out a second helping of the creations of the Junkies - true smut gourmets.
I realise that it is now time.... time to provide sustenance to those who have fed my smut addiction over the preceeding months.
I am a virgin smut gourmand, my many futile fumblings have produced some burnt & many incomplete offerings that I am not sure will satisfy the Junkies, only Donatella our Goddess truly knows what to feed her brood to keep them satiated....
"Head Dungeon" (Ode to Donatella & the smut Junkies) is simmering in the pot. There are many flavours; the unmistakable main ingredient is Monkee, ensuring copious amounts of meat & two veg to go around... I just hope that it is hot & spicy enough - soon it will be ready to serve.
Be very afraid...
MD - Doc. (Stomach pump on standby.)
MD - Doc.
Oh my! So where is this tasty smut treat? I can hardly wait for a sample - I'm salivating at the thought. I can tell by your post that you're more than ready to start sharing this main course with the other junkies - c'mon, don't make them wait too long.
Donatella
Wednesday, January 18, 2006 6:52 AM
Allright, I cant take it anymore!
I have been lurking and been quiet for far too long.
I Need Micky, I want that "take a giant Step" tattoo...
means so much to me, but there is no link to his stupid site...
Jax
Whose site? Micky's site? Trust me, you don't want to go there, it only spoils the fantasy.
Donatella
Some cute pics from Doc:
Wednesday, February 08, 2006 4:47 PM
Holy fuck how long has it been since i washed over this shores of smut to see you all.
I can't believe the neglect i have imparted on my fellow junkies, the months i have missed of your dirty creativity.
I could go on grovelling with my humbliest apologises but I think I should start writing again instead, any suggestions?
Your humble servant
Erin
You're forgiven, but your punishment is to write some good smut, maybe an M/M S&M piece. That would make me very happy.
Donatella
A pic from Shawna:
Shawna asks:
Call me crazy,
but doesn't it look like Mike is trying to teach the troll some kind of
lesson while Micky and Peter stand by and watch? Davy's the only one
who looks like he's not enjoying what's going on, and Mike is right
behind him, maybe fucking him, maybe just grabbing his balls (you can't
see his right arm/hand).
Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:11 PM
Hello! I am new to your site and I love it. The stories are great! I have was introduced to the site about 1 week ago and I have already read everything...I need more! I think I may be addicted. I think everyone is very talented and I look foward to reading more. I especially liked the story entitled "The Dark Side of Admiration." I would love to read more of the aurthor's stories.
Mary
Hi Mary and welcome to the world of smut addiction. I'm sorry, but there's no cure or twelve-step program, which is why most junkies eventually start writing their own. It can be a lonely life on the streets looking for those smut dens for a fix, but it's worth it.
Donatella
More pics from Shawna:
Monday, March 20, 2006 8:10 PM
According to the Saturday March 19th NY Daily News:
"It turns out "Monk" is a Monkees fan. USA Network star Tony Shalhoub was celebrating his birthday last week at the Palm West restaurant, where by chance former Monkees band-member Micky Dolenz was also dining. Dolenz - who just launched his own film company, Independent Entertainment - accepted an invitation to appear on Shalhoub's hit show, about a detective with OCD. "
Oh my GOD. "His own film company" = "tax write-off where he can masturbate with video tape". And another *acting* role? When will he learn that he CAN'T ACT?
Sigh.
LT
Oh no! How... surprising. I used to love Monk.
Maybe Mick's getting into the porn biz with that film company.
Donatella
Friday, March 24, 2006 2:43 PM
Hiay Donatella: Many of your Black Box Pics are missing or have expired. Just an FYI -- Your Site's alot of fun but I want to see actual Pics of Micky Dolenz in the Bedroom and not just drawings
Deb (over 18, I swear)
Actual pics are hard to come by. If you find one, please forward.
I don't know what you mean by the pics missing. I can see them all just fine. Does anyone else have this problem?
Donatella
Wednesday, April 05, 2006 9:58 AM
Is there anyone out there??? (echo, echo)
Mary Costner
Yes! (echo, echo)
Donatella
Smut Alert!
Yes junkies, smut! Good, old-fashioned, juicy smut.
DeSilva Moon has graced us with a Mike het piece - very hot stuff - have an extra pair of panties at the ready.
"Thanx For The Ride" by DeSilva Moon
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