Monday, May 23, 2005 1:49 PM
I've all ready started writeng. Just been waiting for you to post my story. :)
Stranger
I know, love. Please accept my apologies for being such a procrastinator. I'm going to give myself a dozen lashings for my naughtiness.
I'll let you know when it's posted.
Donatella
Sunday, May 29, 2005 4:14 PM
Hmmm, I did a little snooping around Harmony Hut and it turns out that it may be shutting down. It was boring as hell anyway.
Jennifer L.
I thought they closed down a long time ago. Oh, this is a long time ago.
Donatella
A pic from Shawna - hmm, I wonder where she got this one?
Wednesday, June 08, 2005 12:53 AM
hi for a long time I have not sent you a message because of what you were saying about me fuzzy and others about me being obsessed about micky and donna well I would like to let you all know that I did have a web site and micky and donna was sending me items and news and photos .for my web site and some of the items that I told you about on monkeeland were from micky and donna. and some of the items I ask for was for micky and donna as they want them for them self. and yes micky told me about cbsfm radio dj job in november 2004 befor you all found out about it . so I am not obsessed with them . just that they sent me items for the web site . I closed my web site down because of fuzzy and others saying that about me . me micky and donna said it would be best to close the web site . because of what fuzzy and others were saying about me . micky and donna and me were all up set over this . so micky and donna both said if I start my web site up again they will send items for it . . I hope I can still be on your web site donatella . fuzzy hoow do you know donna dolenz was 50 in february but she is now 51 she was 51 on march 17th 2005. if that is right. from robynapelt@ecn.net.au
robyn apelt
HOLY SHIT!! You are one psycho sick bitch! I only hope Micky knows about you so he can protect himself.
FYI, we all knew about Mick's DJ stint last fall, it wasn't a secret. And none of us care if you talk to Micky and Donna - you really don't get it. We're a group of gals who don't talk to Micky, we just fuck him.
Oh, and please keep sending in your insane ramblings. Its what we live for.
Donatella
Thursday, June 09, 2005 11:33 PM
transcripts of mickys radio show are on this web site http;//monkeesutopia.tripod.com/mickydolenztribute/id64.html if you want to relive mickys radio days. the web site will be takening them down in a few weeks you can print them up or put to file on your pc ok also micky said in one of his last transcripts that he will be at the car show in new york around fathersday . may be you will see him there if you go . mickys tours start soon . from robynapelt@ecn.net.au the web site also has photos from mickys radio show web site . photos from bb kings mickys 100th show on last pages at the top . the web site again http;//monkeesutopia.tripod.com/mickydolenztribute/id64.html . some of you may know this already . from robynapelt@ecn.net.au
ROBYNAPELT@ECN.NET.AU
Yes, we all know this, and again, we don't care. No one wants to listen to Micky's inane banter - it reminds us of how close he is to senility.
Donatella
Tuesday, June 14, 2005 1:51 AM
Anyone get a good look at that Harmony Hut board lately? It looks as though this is now the exclusive dirty Monkees chatboard. :) Karma wins again!
Noni
I think the BB has always been the only true dirty board. You can't have a filthy, smutty board like ours if you're going to have rules about what you can say. I hate hypocrites.
Donatella
Tuesday, June 14, 2005 5:28 PM
Not that anyone cares. but here's a Micky update courtesy of the fabulous
Michael Musto at the Village Voice:
"And of course oldies radio is out, according to WCBS-FM, which just chain-
chain-chainsawed that format right out of there, heartlessly axing DJs like
MICKY DOLENZ. But the ex-Monkee isn't going the tiniest bit apeshit over it.
In fact, he's taking the high road-dammit-and in a phoner last week, he
refused to do a RUSSELL CROWE, and not just because he got an outside line.
"I'm fine," Dolenz assured me. "I worked with a lot of wonderful people. I
knew nothing about the industry and I don't know any more to this day about
the business of that industry, but I did pick up a little watercooler talk while I
was there. Given what I heard and what I know about the state of terrestrial
radio, I wasn't surprised by their decision."
See, radio's changed its face due to satellite, iPods, and other technology that
basically makes everyone his own DJ. In the wake of this development, Micky
has just auditioned for a Broadway show and he might also develop and
produce a reality show for the U.K., among other kooky projects. The memory
of TV series stardom is not all delicious for him-"Getting up at 6:30 a.m. and
trying to be funny on a set with nine electricians has its own set of
problems"-but he's totally open to that medium too. "
I think he should go back to LA and cohost Steve Jones' (former Sex Pistol)
radio show. Then they could take turns making up stories about their famous
friends, and comparing the size of their dicks and how many groupies they've
fucked. Wouldn't you listen to that?
- LT
Now, that I'd listen to.
Unfortunately, I missed the whole booting of Mick off the air; it was a busy time for me, I was redecorating. Anyway, no reason why I can't start now. Is it me, or does anyone else think Micky should start to think about retirement? I mean, reality T. V.? Is he serious? And isn't Broadway bad enough already?
Donatella
Another pic from Shawna - this time untouched
Friday, July 01, 2005 1:50 AM
How come nobody ever posts here anymore?
Noni
They do. I'm just too lazy to post them.
Donatella
Even more pics from Shawna! Some never before seen, or so she says.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005 10:05 PM
First, please forgive Goddess for not yet sending you some delicious pictures of Nez...I must get you those right away, however a new job has me quite busy.
Second, I've seen those pics that Shawna sent, but I just have to let all the BB's know that those pics make me say, "Oh my God, I want to fuck Mike so damn bad"...Wow, he looks so good in those pics...mmm mmm, I can't help licking my lips thinking of Nez.
Take care
NSL
Yes, they are nice. Also, I forgot to mention that the pic of Mike on the horse deserves special crotch inspection. I can't tell if that's just a hollow trouser tent or an actual hard-on. You be the judge.
Donatella
Wednesday, July 06, 2005 10:11 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! PLEASE!!! SOMEONE TELL THAT STUPID CUNT, ROBYN, TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
You stupid fat whore! Is that all you do? Is ramble on? You don't have one coherant thing to say, do you? Reading your posts is like having someone scrape their finger nails on a chalk board. STOP IT, ALREADY!!!!!!
If I'm the one that made you close your website, then....WAAAAAAAH! I can tell you right now, I have never ever been to your site. Why? Cause it's probably as fucked up as you are!
I honestly do not give a fuck about Micky. Not one fucking bit! I fucked him, and now I'm done with him. Donna can stick that in her little OLD box! The 51 year old stupid twit, who has had so much damn plastic surgery done to her, to make her look young, so she can keep up with the 20 years olds Micky LOVES to fuck! And please Mick, stop it with the "I don't fuck them" CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU DO!!!
Fuzzy ;)
Ooh, Fuzz, you're in a bad mood today, huh? Not that this robyn bitch doesn't deserve it, she does, but aren't you a little hard on Donna? I feel a bit sorry for her, actually. After all, look what she has to put up with. She's lucky if she hasn't caught any STD's. I do hope SHE is smart enough to use a condom.
Donatella
Wednesday, July 06, 2005 10:44 PM
Wow. I just happen to come here, just knowing that it still wouldn't be updated. You sure surprised me. And now that there has been an update... I should be getting back to my story that I was writing. I forgot where it was heading but I'll come up with something good.
Stranger
Yeah, sorry about the slow updating, but I do have a fucking life. I'm going to get to your story very soon, I promise.
Donatella
Thursday, July 07, 2005 3:57 AM
She seems normal to me...
Jax
Jax! You live! She would seem normal to you.
Donatella
Thursday, July 07, 2005 4:21 PM
I just want to say that I hope the UK BB posters (if any) are alright. The subway bombings are horrible. I'll be praying for you all. God bless.
Jennifer L.
I'm not sure if we have any UK residents here, but I do share your sympathies for everyone in London.
Donatella
Hi junkies,
Well, I'm back from vacation and now I need a vacation to recover. It seems that all hell broke loose while I was gone - must be the end of the world. Anyway, I'm terribly sunburned from that horrible Caribbean sun and must've gained ten pounds from having food shoved in face constantly, but I think I'm well enough for tonight's chat. Hope ya'll come.
And now for some very belated posts.
Saturday, July 09, 2005 10:01 AM
Hmmm, I must lead a sheltered life, because those pics I sent in were new to me. Anyway, my opinion on the horseback pic is that it's all Mike. I'm thinking that either Micky was sitting in front of him before the pic was taken, or that bouncing around on horseback gave him a stiffy. Either way, that's no prosthetic cock -- that's all Nez, baby!
Shawna ;)
Jeez, it has been a long time.
I can't remember seeing those pics before either, but then I can't remember my own kid's birthdays. One thing's for sure, Mike has a big dick - 'nuff said.
Donatella
Sunday, July 24, 2005 5:15 PM
So Donatella, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living besides running this website?
Jennifer L.
Tell you about myself? I'm a fucking goddess! What more do you need to know? I do goddessy things.
Donatella
Saturday, July 30, 2005 12:08 AM
for your info donna dolenz has not had any ops at all she was like that at high school I was at high school with donna quinter now dolenz we both left high school in june 1973 . from joe @hotmail.com
joe@hotmail.com
Uh...well, if she was like that waaaaay back in high school and she's still like that now, wouldn't that suggest that something's been done to keep her fresh?
Donatella
Friday, August 26, 2005 7:53 PM
Hello! Where'd everyone go?
Miree
Everyone went on vacation. We're back now.
Donatella
Saturday, September 03, 2005 1:17 PM
Godess, Please forgive my long absence. Been busy with you know, life and stuff. Just thought I would check in and see what I've been missing. Great pictures!
mickysgirl
You're forgiven, babe.
Donatella
Smut Alert!
Chapter three of Shawna's epic M&M sex soap is hot off the cyber presses.
"All Or Nothing" Chapter Three
My apologies for the delay.
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Oh, and if you like the smut, then consider giving a few bucks to the American Red Cross, The Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund, or Habitat For Humanity for the Katrina victims.
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And a lovely rugged looking Mike pic from Shawna.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005 9:31 PM
Dear Joe,
May I ask you a question? Are you a transvestite? Cause you certainly write just like Robyn. Either that, or you are totally insane. Have you ever heard of Sybel? She was someone who had different personalities. I think you are her!
My advice to you is to go and get fucked HARD! Slam your head into the head board, maybe it will jar, what ever is wound tight in there loose.
So Dona...PLEASE! Tell me about yourself? PLEASE! I'm so fucking nosey...I NEED TO KNOW! Do you like sex? What kind of sex? Fun sex? Anal sex? Oral sex? Come on...tellmetellmetellme!!!!!!
Stupid twit...you know Jennifer, if you want to know...you should show your ass up at a chat sometime.
Damn...sometimes a good pissing off is all one needs to feel so much better. Thank you, Goddess.
Fuzzy ;)
You're welcome, Fuzz. I only wish there were more dumb fucks for you to vent to.
Donatella
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 6:10 PM
Nice to see that you're back from vacation. Hope everyone's doing fine and that no one got caught in Katrina.
Stranger
Thank you, Stranger. I managed to avoid Katrina, I hope everyone else did as well.
Donatella
Thursday, September 08, 2005 4:14 AM
joe@hotmail ,
Wow, you went to school with the would be "Goody Dolenz".
Wow.
I have to think about that for a moment.
Now I've done it, I've gone and thought too much. Ouch.
Wow.
I'm speechless.
>bows away<
spanglemaker
All I can think about is what a horrible job our school system has done.
Donatella
Thursday, September 08, 2005 8:28 AM
You're no goddess. You're just a person with too much self-admiration. Get over yourself.
Jennifer L.
Oh Jenny. You just don't get it, do you? I'm not going to even waste my time - I'll just let Fuzzy have her fun with you.
Donatella
Friday, September 09, 2005 6:34 AM
*scatters rose petals*
*lights candle*
Oh thank you again, Goddess Donatella, purveyor of smut, for updating.
I've been in lurk mode for far too long, and will soon serve an offering of Mike HetSmut, if it pleases you. Or gets me in the good graces of you and the board regulars.
I believe nothing says 'Howdy' like hot Nez action, don't you?
DeSilva Moon
Ahhhh, now here's someone who get's it.
This is a very fine first post, DeSilva Moon - I am very pleased indeed and looking forward to your Nez-smut.
Donatella
Friday, September 09, 2005 1:31 PM
Speaking of smut... is my story just collecting dust on your computer some where? Sorry to bug you about it but... yeah...
Stranger
Oh Stranger! My deepest apologies. I'll get on it ASAP.
Donatella
Saturday, September 10, 2005 6:28 PM
That's right, Donatella. You just send your little ass-kissing thundercunt followers to me.
Jennifer L.
Are you kidding me? Who the fuck do you think you are, bitch, and if you don't like it here why the fuck do you keep coming back? Are you retarded?
You can't come to my home and call my friends names, so go fuck yourself somewhere else.
Donatella
Sunday, September 11, 2005 12:44 AM
Wow. I can't believe I wasted ten minutes of my life reading some of this shit. You all are losers.
Wow, another retard. Why would you spend ten minutes reading something you don't enjoy? and then post about it without having the balls to even leaving your name? Who's the loser?
Donatella
Sunday, September 11, 2005 11:13 AM
Oh Jennifer...you are such a pathetic little stupid bitch, aren't you? Why must people like you come in here and throw shit around? It's bad enough you're out there stinking up the world; must you stink up the box too? I think you're just jealous; for whatever your sad little reasons may be. Perhaps if you'd lighten up a bit and find humor in things, you wouldn't be so damn pathetic. I think it is you that needs to get over yourself, not Dona.
That's the problem with this world, no one can find humor in anything these days. Everyone has to go and fucking try to mess things up. How sad are all of you for doing that.
A lot of people come in here, reading our posts, taking every damn thing to heart. I know of a Monkee or two, and some of their friends that come here and feel that way. Well if you can't find the humor in any of this...too bad! Get over it! The Monkees, supposedly, was a fictitious band...right? How many times have we had to listen to that Vulcan crap? HUH!? So why is it you can play the part of that fictional band member, but we can't have any fun in doing so ourselves? To those of you who have no fucking sense of humor...GET A FUCKING LIFE! Quit living in your make believe world of being so damn perfect and straight lace. Get the bug that is stuck up in your ass out and loosen up! COME ON!
Fuzzy ;)
It is truly amazing how many completely ignorant and down right stupid people there are in this world - scary, huh Fuzz?
Donatella
Smut Alert!
A lovely little horror piece from The Stranger that already has me hooked. She wrote Mike so wonderfully nasty, just the way I like him.
"Together For Eternity"
Monday, September 12, 2005 3:21 PM
Oh...So now I'm a thundercunt? WTF? you're probably some FAT WORTHLESS WHORE, that no one likes.I'm sure that the only ones that probably come around you, are the men whose dicks are rotting off, and covered with the herpies, you gave them!
LOL! I guess I'd rather be a thundercunt than some fucked in the head bitch that has flies all over her skanky ass. How can you stand the fucking stench bitch? Damn!
Jennifer...I'll fucking take you on any time of the day...BRING YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS THIS WAY! And I promise you...you won't make it back home, when I'm done with you, you fucking STUPID cunt!
You obviously have some major mental problems, and I think I'm just the one to bash your head in and help end your suffering and as well as ours. SO COME ON!!
And as for the stupid ass poster, that wasted her time reading our posts, I have to ask...Why did you read it? Shit! How many stupid people are fucking really out there? LOL! There's no fucking way I'd be that stupid. Are you and Jennifer one and the same? You certainly act like that dumb cunt.
Fuzzy ;)
Sorry it took me so long to post your rant, Fuzz. Please don't let my delay discourage you from continuing. We all love to read your wonderful way with words - makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Donatella
Monday, September 12, 2005 9:03 PM
I have to say this, since I will not be able to attend tomorrow nights chat. (Work obligations) Shawna...I "FINALLY" started reading your story. I must say, I am hooked. DAMMIT! I gave up smut a while back, but since I had time while I was painting my kitchen, today, I thought- What the hell? Damn thing turned me on. You bitch!I hate you! LOL! ;) (Fuzzy's way of saying-good job!) So I command you to get your ass writing the next chapter, if you haven't already. *ahem* Please. Thank you.
Fuzzy ;)
Your wish has been granted. Shawna has really gotten her ass in gear and already whipped up chapter 4. It's even better than the last one.
Donatella
Tuesday, September 13, 2005 1:13 PM
Ok.... so it's been a while since I last worked on my story. I started it before my computer crashed months ago and now I have to find it in order to work on it some more. But luckily I saved some printed copies of it before my computer crashed, so at least I have that much of it. Any way.... I won't disapoint any one with this and I will make sure to get this story done.
Stranger
Well, thank god for that! Always back up people! Computers will eat whole stories if you give them a chance. The horror.
Donatella
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 9:00 PM
What the fuck is with these people who think they can waltz into the Box and act like they own the place? I've got news for you bitches. You don't own the place... DONA does! You should just thank whatever deity you worship that she doesn't unleash her wrath on you right now. Perhaps she's keeping you around for her amusement? In any case, you need to start showing the proper respect when you're here. If you think it's too much effort to pay homage to our Goddess, then fuck off. We didn't invite you here; you came of your own accord.
Shawna
Oh, well said, Shawna. I'm so lucky to have such good obedient junkies, especially when they write smut as well as you. I am truly blessed.
Donatella
Friday, September 16, 2005 1:12 AM
Just wanted y'all to know that the Goddess showed me a fine time on my recent
trip to NYC. Why did I waste all those years with Micky? Sorry it made us miss
the chat, but we were too busy having dinner and getting drunk. Thanks for
everything, Dona - it makes this old cowboy feel young again.
Uncle Mike
Yes! We did have a wonderful time. Unfortunately, I forced Mike to eat a big rich dinner and I'm afraid he put on a little more weight - oops, my fault. Hopefully, the after-dinner activity burned some of those extra calories.
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Donatella
Smut Alert!
And some fine smut it is too. Chapter 4 of Shawna's "All Or Nothing" is a must read!
Wednesday, September 28, 2005 9:18 PM
Wow, Fuzz, I'm really sorry to have knocked you off the smut wagon. Hehehehe. And since you posted such kind words to me... where the fuck were you this week, bitch?! You know the chats are never quite as interesting without you. I hope you were getting laid or something! ;-)
Shawna
I think she's still getting laid - she missed another chat!
Donatella
Monday, October 03, 2005 10:36 PM
happy fucktober ladies!
roo
Holy shit! It's roo! How the fuck are you, bitch?
Donatella
Wednesday, October 05, 2005 6:53 PM
Go Shawna! What a great chapter. Fucking and fighting - doesn't get much
better than that.
- LT
We don't get enough bitch fights in our fiction, it's definitely hot.
Donatella
Wednesday, October 05, 2005 7:06 PM
Videoranch says:
If you haven't seen our Nez FAQ lately then you may not have heard the
recent news; Nez has finished his album "Rays," and it will become available
after the first of the year (this time it's really true!). Nez has been working on
this album for years and we are all so excited that it is now complete! It will
be available for download at all the download stores (iTunes, iTunes UK,
Rhapsody, Napster, MSN, etc.) as well as on CD. That's all the information we
have right now but we will certainly let you know as we hear more.
Oh, joy. More boring music from the Lord God Nesmith. And he really can't
sing anymore, honest. Which is worse: Mike's new lp or Micky's live show?
LT
No shit. Mike didn't even tell me - what an asshole. But even Mike's bad singing is nothing compared to Micky's live show, it just doesn't get much worse.
Donatella
Sunday, October 09, 2005 4:42 AM
To Jennifer,
And I know you are reading this, you are way too angry to just walk away. Hell, I need to hear myself talk sometimes, too.
If you don't care for the forum, then just cruise away. No worries.
But for the love of all that is good, why in fuck's sake, would you go into a forum and dis it's Mistress? That's just disrespectful.She is kind enough to post our rantings, no matter how foolish.That deserves props. I would'nt do it , for a salary, much less for free. If you need attention, there are many groups on Yahoo, that love to cater to your sort. Honey, we are a bit more mature than those that beg the question, "who is your favourite Power Ranger?"
My advice is to go back to those AOL chats and take out your frustrations on the college freshman folks and harsh on Britney or Ashley.
If you step to the "Box", then you are signing up for instant unabashed hate. Is that what you really want?
Enjoy the smut, the gossip and the great images. Or not.
nothing personal, and I learned the harder way.
Happy October to all you other B-Boxers,
All My Best,
Jax
spanglemaker@earthlink.net
Hey Jax, we missed you, babe. Thanks for the props.
Donatella
Smut Alert!
Shawna has done it again! Chapter 5 of "All Or Nothing" is even better than the last one. She really managed to capture a great brooding Mike - ya gotta love that.
More Smut!
We also have Chapter 2 of "Together For Eternity" by Stranger - it's short, but sweet.
Even More Smut!!
Let's all welcome a brand new smut author to the BB. Her name is Laila and even though she writes Peter/Davy slash, she's off to a good start in smutdom, "Tear the Top Right Off My Head"
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