Black Box Page 168

Thanks for the feedback, everyone. I really appreciate it. Uncle Mike, it's nice to know that I'm bringing back some nice memories for you. I kinda figured the baby oil might be a problem, laundry-wise, but it's worth it in the end, isn't it? ;-)

Shawna

Nice Nez pic LT...now if only we could get those pants off to see what's really underneath :o)

Goddess, it does look like he's trying to hold in his gut, but I'm not sure why. It doesn't look like at the time, there was much of a gut. Thanks for the nipple notice as well.

NSL

Those comments were from LT, not me, so the nipple observation was made by her - Hawkeye never misses an erect anything.

Thanks ever so for the new stories. So fab to check in and find new smut just waiting to be read! And Dona, I know Mike may be your #1, however those new Micky pics are so hot. (Even if he won't allow a finger "there". wink!)

WM

I didn't particularly like the flying Mick pic. He has that stupid expression on his face again. I just wanna slap the shit out of him when he does that.

OK, I must add a couple of questions. I never did hear what was going on at Monkeeland. Have I missed some recent info? Also, I did ask "Uncle Mike" if he ever caught the troll getting it on with Mr. Schneider. Perhaps this time he'll get back to me on that one. And..., uh,... I forgot my other question. Too much partying tonight. Yeah, thats it.

WM

There isn't any recent Monkeeland info that I'm aware of, but I really don't keep up with what other sites are doing.

As for Uncle Mike, maybe he was asleep the day you asked your question, or he just didn't like the question. Let's give him another chance.

Whoa...how now brown cow. I never said I was blind to Mike. Although, that recent picture, of him running, really doea make me want to put some blinders on. It's not the best picture of Mike, I've ever seen. In fact it makes him look like a moron.

In Mike's "MUCH" younger days he had some cuteness to him. At one time his ass was small. His package looked big. It actually looked like there could be some substance in there. Unlike "Ken doll" Peter. I still love that analogy. Thank you to whom ever came up with it. *Ahem* Mike also had that cute little wink, and somewhat mischievous smile. His choice in clothing wasn't something I cared for, but hey, when you're doing all sorts of drinking, drugging and fucking, I guess you can't help how you dress.

Having said that, yes, my eyes still for some unknown reason keep panning over to Micky. I really like the picture of him, with his camera. I love the look; the clothes and I REALLY like the hair! The first picture of Micky is too dark to see much. And I could have done without the one of him flying. The look is cheesy and VERY uncomplimentary, however, I like the position he's in. He's very accessible, if you know what I mean.

Thanks to both, LT and Shawna, for the pics.

Fuzzy ;)

Damn, Fuzz! You speak so eloquently on the Mike subject that I'm tempted to think you've been a closet Mike fan all these years. That wouldn't make much sense though, it's one thing to be a closet Troll fan, but why would anyone want to hide their hornyness for Mike? You even noticed the cute wink and sexy smile, I'm so impressed.

Thanks for the Micky pics! I can't believe I missed the chat. I even made sure my password was right and I still forgot! Hope I didn't miss anything too good! Gotta get caught up on my smut.

mickysgirl

Davy and Schneider? If it happened, I sure as hell didn't see it. Didn't want to. There's too much ugliness in the world already.

Why is Micky kissing his guitar in that new pic?

Uncle Mike

I think Mick's kissing his guitar in hope that he will learn how to play the damn thing.

Awwww! How ADORABLE is Micky?! I want to fuck him raw! He looks damn fine with a beard.

Jennifer L.

Okay, I know the flying Micky pic is a little goofy, but it's hard not to include a goofy Micky pic whenever I send a new batch in. Besides, as you pointed out, Fuzz, the position he's in is rather nice. (Especially since I'm working on Chapter 3 and I need to visualize him in that position -- although, not with that expression on his face!) Anyway, the other pics are pretty sexy, so they make up for the goofy one, don't they?

I agree that Mike looks like he's holding in his gut (what gut?) in the running pic. Not the best Mike pic in the world, but it didn't stop me from having a dream about him between snooze alarms this morning. ;-)

Shawna

It is hard to find non-goofy Micky pics, that's the problem. I guess Mike didn't slap him around enough; he definitely needed more discipline.

Some never before seen pics from LT - she actually scanned these from a Viewmaster reel.

Okay, since we haven't had a post in the Box in over two weeks and since I thought you ladies might find this humorous... On today's episode of "Jeopardy!" in the category "Singers Also Known As", the $400 clue was:

A member of The Monkees, this lanky gent is the one whose real first name is Robert.

Yes, one of the three male contestants responded correctly, "Who is Nesmith?"

I just thought it was cute that they described him as a "lanky gent". Hmmm... I wonder how some of the junkies might have phrased that clue instead? Perhaps, "A member of The Monkees, he is the one who has the biggest package." Or maybe, "...he is the one who used to fuck Micky."

Shawna

Lanky gent, that is cute. I would've phrased it as "The Monkee who fucked Micky up the ass regularly.

Well slap my mouth, and call me "Sally".
Every few months or so, I check into the BB, and lo and behold, I see it is current. And I also hang my head in shame, reading my past posts. If any of you have bets riding on what I was medicated on, the answer is ZOLOFT! Congrats to the winners.
It's great to see the forum running again, welcome back , Mistress, the 'net was not quite the same with out you. A grand hug to all of you, and I look forward to reading more filth.
Yours Truly,
Jax

Spanglemaker

Wow! Jax is back! And she's making sense too. So it was Zoloft that turned you into the crazy but lovable nut of the BB - we missed you, and we missed trying to figure out your semi-incoherent posts.

You know, Shawna's right, the Box has been rather dead lately, so I think it's high time we had a good old fashioned bashing.

I hereby declare it open season on Micky. You heard me right, its
Micky-bashing season!
Cause if anyone deserves it, this old ho does.

Friday, April 29, 2005 6:14 PM

*sniff* I'm bummed. I can't see the photos that LT posted. There's nothing but a blank empty void. Kind of like Peter/Davy's head...empty...void...blank...nothing there. Okay...so you said it was Micky bashing season. Can't help it. I LOOOOOVVVEEE to bash Peter/Davy at every chance I get.

Does it matter if it's past or current Micky? Shit! Never thought I'd have to ask something like that. LOL

Fuzzy ;)

Oops. My fault. I forgot to upload the pics.

Donatella

Saturday, April 30, 2005 11:32 AM

Hello Goddess & BB regulars.
It's great to see some new pics! I've had some problems myself. I tore a ligament in my right wrist & am now in a cast. Let me tell you, this certainly interferes w/ any of my "Nezterbation" you know. I'm not very ambidextrous in that department.

I could just rip the overalls off of Nez & fuck him silly! It also looks like he just got done fucking Micky & beating the trolls little ass...Nez looks tired.
Maybe that Micky pic is a "present" to Nez; a "come here big boy". And that Davy pic he's saying "hee hee...look at my troll titties".

Take care all & I hope to be posting more pics soon.

Nezschlonglover

Oh dear! I hope you won't need to wear that cast for too long, but look at the bright side, think how horny you'll be by the time it comes off. Feel better.

Donatella

It's Chat Night!

AOL IM 'donatella987' around 9 ish et

Some Mike pics from Shawna

Bathrobe

Lips

Thursday, May 05, 2005 10:59 AM

I would have posted this last night, but I didn't think it would be seen in time to do anybody any good. The cable channel Trio is showing "Laugh-In" every night in May, and last night the boys were guest stars. It was from 1969, so there was no Peter (awww), but the rest of them were in their full 1969 fashion glory. Mike was growing a beard and his hair seemed to be getting longer, and he even wore his Nudie suit at one point. (That's three known appearances of the Nudie suit now. I guess he wanted to get his money's worth out of it.) The Troll was his usual trollish self. Micky was looking particularly... um... what's the word I'm looking for... BAD. He had the whole blow dryer brushed-out Aqua Net hair thing going and his sideburns were thick and pointy (they could have easily done battle with Mike's). And, of course, he was acting obnoxious. What else should I have expected?

Okay, that's my Micky bashing. Somebody else can jump in now!

Shawna

I love how Mike looks in that "Laugh-In" appearance, it's so cute how he keeps fingering his beard - probably reminded him of Micky's pubes. Hmm, I sense I've gone too far.

Donatella

Some Micky-bashing pics from Shawna

Thursday, May 05, 2005 9:26 PM

That last pic I sent of Micky was from their 1987 tour program. Unfortunately, the text isn't very legible, but it's the content that makes for good Micky-bashing material. Here are a few choice excerpts:

Name: Michael "Micky" Dolenz

Occupation: Actor/Singer/Musician/Director/Writer/Producer

(Year-by-year summary of childhood activities.)

1964: First group, "Micky and the One Nighers". First grope, "Laurie".

1967: Insanity.

1968: Insanity.

1969: Sanity. First marriage, "Samantha". First child, "Ami Bluebell Dolenz".

1973: Tennis, Hang-Gliding, first divorce (and last).

1977: Directing at BBC. Second marriage (and last).

I just thought it was funny that he got the year of his own marriage to Samantha wrong; and of course, the notations about the first divorce and last marriage speak for themselves. It also seems that he preferred to be called "Michael" Dolenz in the late 80's, because in the 1986 tour program, he calls himself that, too. Weird.

Shawna

He's a musician? Really? I didn't know playing your prick was considered a talent. Ooh, that was nasty, wasn't it?

Donatella

Friday, May 06, 2005 12:26 AM

Micky-bashing? Hell yes! There are so many reasons to bash him, I just don't
know where to start. How bout his "job"? That radio station hired him as a stunt
and he thinks he's a DJ now. Spends his morning playing music by people way
more talented than he is, and pretending he's friends with them. Only one thing
more pathetic than a morning DJ, and that's a drive-time DJ.

Uncle Mike

Yes, the weirdest part is how he manages to change history, and Mike you know this better than any of us. I don't listen to his show, which is why my ears don't bleed, but I've heard enough from people who do and I'm amazed at how he injects himself into historical events which he never attended. These places are where he met all those imaginary friends. Is he still high?

Donatella

Saturday, May 07, 2005 2:45 AM

I have only one little bash, Goddess...
Speaking of 'Laugh-In', who can forget when Micky hits himself in the head with the 'joke wall' door! LOL As far as I can remember, Micky is the ONLY person to have done that on the show! Only Micky. Otherwise, he looked mighty fine, except for the ugly brown suit he wore in another scene.

Lady M

Oh yeah! I remember that. What a fucking dork.

Donatella

Monday, May 09, 2005 12:48 PM

Another reason to bash Micky: His website looks like shit. I mean, come on, even *Davy's* website is better than that amateur production Micky has going. The graphics suck, the navigation sucks, and it gets updated like once every 5 years. Fix it - that is, hire a professional to redesign it - or take it down, dude.

LT

No shit! That is one site not worth visiting - unlike mine, of course.

Donatella

Some Mick-bashing pics from Nezschlonglover

Mike's bitch

Look's like he knows that he's in for a beating

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 6:30 PM

Oh man I've been a bad junkie, haven't I? Call it being lazy, call it a momentary lapse of reason, call it getting completely wrapped up in all of this wedding crap for my brother's wedding in 3 days... I was going to write some smut wasn't I? So sorry that I haven't been heard from in a while since I mentioned about writing new smut, but as to my previous statement about my brother's wedding, also with my getting caught up in my other story genres, All of my smut ideas slipped from my mind. I might be able to make up for that, I just don't know when. Anyway... how has everyone been? I wasn't missed, was I?

Stranger

Wait a minute. There are other genres? Well, congratulations to your bro on his wedding.

Uhh...I believe that story you promised us was going to be about vampires, no? Take your time. You can get started on it right after the wedding.

Donatella

Wednesday, May 11, 2005 7:45 PM

Did I sat momentary lapse of reason? I meant to say momentary lack of reason.

Stranger

Did you sat? No, but I think you did say lapse - that's Pink Floyd, isn't it?

Donatella

Thursday, May 12, 2005 11:56 AM

Another reason to bash Micky:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/5410/guests6.html

The hair alone is worth a few howls.

LT

OH! OOOOOOOH! I didn't know he'd ever worn the Dirk Diggler hairdo.

Donatella

Thursday, May 12, 2005 6:56 PM

ahh Micky bashing for a change. I really don't know what to say. He has aged the worst out of all of them, I can hardly look at any new pictures...ugh! It's not easy looking at the troll though, either. I don't know which is worse.

mickysgirl

Oh, Micky's definitely worse. As much as I can't stand the Troll, I have to admit he's aged better than Mick.

Ya know, I need a good nickname for Micky. Something as good as Troll. How 'bout girly-man? Yes, that's a winner.

Donatella

Thursday, May 12, 2005 9:50 PM

Ha ha yeah that is Pink Floyd. Momentary Lapse of Reason. Oh yeah vampires... don't know about that now. I might be able to come up with something. But my brain hasn't been working right lately. There's this one story that I started for the Bam Margera fandom that I might be able to translate into a Monkees story. Just don't know when I'd be able to get to it. Man Saturday is the big day for my brother. since I'm one of the two maids of honnor I'm busy throwing the bachelorette party. Thank God that I asked my best friend to help me plan it! She knows more than I do about throwing parties, especially like the one that we're having. It's crazy how you plan for months for something that's going to last a few minutes. Any way... When I get my brain back in working orer after this wedding, and when I'm not concentrating on other stories, I'll come up with some smut... hopefully.

Stranger the maid of honnor

Hmm. I guess I really showed my age with that Pink Floyd comment.

I was looking forward to some vampires, but I'll take whatever you can whip up.

Donatella

Friday, May 13, 2005 10:12 AM

Ya know, I think Avery Schriber's hair looks better there than Micky's. Micky's helmet hair kinda reminds me of Herb Tarlek from WKRP in that picture. All he needs is a plaid jacket and he's all set.

Shawna

Ya know, I think you're right.

Donatella

Friday, May 13, 2005 3:37 PM

That's true, Dona. I guess Troll has aged better, but he still is a well, a troll to look at!LOL I like "girly-man" it fits.

mickysgirl

That's one vote. Not that we're voting.

Donatella

Friday, May 13, 2005 9:22 PM

Right now the bachelorette party is going on but the guest of honnor still isn't here. You should see some of the things that we got for the party. Well first of all it's a sex toy party so that should be fun once it starts up. We got these napkins with a bunch of cartoon naked guys with different sized dicks. We even have dickie straws and cock shaped cookies. Oh and the main drink is Sex on the beach. (Nice theme huh?) Now the bride just needs to get here so we can start the actuall sex toy part. Still no ideas for a story, but i'm working on it. Micky bashing season eh? Can I use a bat?

Stranger

That must be some great party if you're on your computer posting to the BB.

Donatella

Friday, May 13, 2005 11:40 PM

Hello all. Micky season, huh? Well here's a list:

10. His hair in "Monkees Mind their Feet." ACK!!
9. Sadly, some of his daughters look just like him.
8. Skinny legs probably lead to a skinny cock.
7. He talks way too much about his stint on Broadway on his morning radio show. Just about everybody has done Broadway, even the troll!
6. Whenever he does an interview about himself, I always cringe because I know he'll say something completely stupid. (This one goes for Davy, too.)
5. That terrible coat/dress/WTF he wore to Australia in 1968.
4. The Monkees: "It's like Leonard Nemoy really becoming a Vulcan."
3. He's never really been the cause of controversy like the other Monkees have been. Squeaky clean is just more proof that he's a girly-man.
2. The pony tail during the 90s.
1. He looks like my 85 yr old grandma now.

Head~Fan

Why is your list backwards? Is this a top ten? Well, good job, anyway. I like #8, something I've never thought of, kinda the third skinny leg, huh?

Donatella

Saturday, May 14, 2005 3:51 AM

Praise for all the stills posted, Yummy!
Good Fodder, Junkies!
FYI, Here's a fun site I found,for all of the extreme tallywhacker users.Should anyone care take a gander, They have actual fucking machines! A perfect companion to the second Monkee season... lol
www.extremerestraints.com
Cheers

Jax

You're not back on the meds, are ya Jax?

Donatella

Sunday, May 15, 2005 2:06 PM

It actually was a great party once it really got started. When I posted that the actual party wasn't really going on yet. Yesterday was my brother's wedding. It could not have gone better than it did. Very beautiful outdoor wedding. Micky bashing season... can't quite come up with something yet. Shouldn't be too hard though.

Stranger

Sounds like you had great fun... Now start writing!

Donatella

Monday, May 16, 2005 10:05 PM

Okay, don't ask me how I stumbled upon this website, but I thought it was a great tie-in to Micky Bashing Season.

http://www.amiannoying.com/(byuayfzqeevefyztnfoiaiqy)/view.aspx?ID=6421

Shawna

Damn. They seem to be down at the moment, but this does look like a very appropriate place for bashing inspiration.

Donatella

Tuesday, May 17, 2005 6:59 PM

Hi All. Whatever that show was that the link went to...were all the guests on there at the same time? I ask because I bet Micky and Bob Crane could have been great pals if they'd got to talking. Think about it.

----Arrowhead

Maybe they did get to talk and did become friends. Maybe Mick even made a guest appearance on one of Bob's famous videos. Think about THAT!

Donatella

More pics from Nezschlonglover

70's Nez...delicous & yummy

Cheap Tickets.

Look how cheap those tickets are.

Sunday, May 22, 2005 12:23 AM

I want to know why Micky looks like an old man but sounds like a little girl.

I wonder if he stands before the mirror in the morning combing his hair to the left, and back to the right, trying to make it look thicker. If he stares at the helmet head pic and cries. I can make my hair do what his does in the helmet head pic.

I don't, thankfully.

I wonder why the weight he's collected seems to be going to his belly, and head, but not his legs.

I wonder why, if he married because he didn't want to be lonely, he goes around screwing anything breathing. No offense to those who have been screwed. . .repeatedly. . .
he has a queer definition of lonely.

I want to know why he didn't just retire and concentrate on his artwork, because he DID have talent there. Odd how people ignore their talent, for public consumption.

Most of all, I want to know why this man I admired for doing so many different things, is now doing nothing.

leenys

A lot of very good questions, leenys. My question is: why would he comb his hairs?

Certainly there's time to be saved by omitting this needless task, at least five minutes every morning, give or take. That's roughly a half hour a week, 150 minutes or 2.5 hours a month, and a whopping 30.4 hours or 1825 minutes a year!

I'm almost envious.

Donatella