Smut Alert!
Another virgin has popped her smut cherry! Here's a short and sweet Mike fic "Memories" written by one of our most recent junkies, Shawna.
Monday, February 21, 2005 3:41 PM
As a public service and to save our Goddess from having to watch hours of episodes in the hopes of glimpsing Mike's and/or Micky's ass and/or crotch (and because I had nothing better to do on my day off), I scoured the first season ep's and found the best parts (pun intended). I apologize in advance for the length of the post.
#1 "Royal Flush"
No decent ass or crotch shots to speak of. They're wearing those damned suits most of the time, and the jackets hide the good parts.
#2 "Monkee See, Monkee Die"
21:20 Mike and Micky ass
22:22 Micky crotch
Also lots of hanging on each other, especially at 15:00 when they're all in bed together.
#3 "Monkee vs. Machine"
19:27 Micky ass
Also lots of men in drag... except Mike.
#4 "Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers"
09:50 Mike ass
22:28 Ripping their clothes off
Not too much more, but at 16:31 Micky makes Peter stiff.
#5 "The Spy Who Came in from the Cool"
00:10 Crotches!
14:06 Asses!
16:36 Micky ass
21:20 Tight swimsuit shorts (in ending song)
#6 "Success Story"
03:30 Mike ass
#7 "Monkees in a Ghost Town"
Not much during the ep, but they're wearing those tight swimsuit shorts again in the first song. Also, a couple of Mike ass and crotch shots at the very beginning of the interview.
#8 "Gift Horse"
01:14 Micky ass
02:22 Micky ass
04:03 Mike crotch
05:25 Mike and Micky ass
Also, Micky bites Mike at 01:02.
#9 "The Chaperone"
10:30 Mike ass
21:21 The kiss!
Also, Micky in drag, of course.
#10 "Pilot"
10:17 Micky camel toe
There's also Mike's screen test at the end, but he's so damned skinny here that you can't see too much in the way of ass or package!
#11 "Monkees a la Carte"
09:46 Micky ass
#12 "I've Got a Little Song Here"
00:15 Mike ass
01:20 Micky crotch
#13 "One Man Shy"
11:06 MAJOR Micky crotch shot (while he's walking)
#14 "Dance Monkees Dance"
No decent ass or crotch shots to speak of, but they make up for it in the next ep.
#15 "Too Many Girls"
01:30 Mike ass
06:16 Mike crotch
06:56 Mike ass and crotch
11:06 Mike ass
Also, Peter's hands all over Davy's ass at 08:36 and Micky holding Mike's hand at 23:22.
#16 "Son of a Gypsy"
No decent ass or crotch shots, but they do look damn cute in those outfits!
#17 "The Case of the Missing Monkee"
05:32 Mike and Micky ass
06:08 Micky ass
The whole ladder-climbing scene at 08:36 is worth watching in slow-mo. Mike puts his hand on Micky's ass, there's nice ass shots from below, and Mike racks his balls on the window sill when Micky and Davy pull him through.
#18 "I Was a Teenage Monster"
03:57 Mike crotch
08:36 Mike and Micky ass
09:19 Mike ass
15:22 Mike crotch
23:39 Mike crotch and ass
They're wearing the gray pants through this whole episode, but most of the time the lighting isn't favorable for staring at crotches and asses.
#19 "Find the Monkees"
00:31 Mike crotch
08:57 Mike ass
10:11 Mike crotch
21:15 Mike crotch
#20 "Monkees in the Ring"
02:44 Micky crotch
04:54 Mike and Micky crotch
12:53 Mike and Micky crotch and ass (the ropes)
17:12 Mike crotch and ass
#21 "The Prince and the Pauper"
05:30 Mike and Micky ass
10:55 Micky crotch
16:41 Micky ass
18:38 Micky ass
I'm sure Mike's package looks very nice in those colonial-style pants, but the damned jacket's too long to see it!
#22 "Monkees at the Circus"
00:10 Micky crotch
10:42 Micky ass
12:13 Mike ass
14:01 Micky crotch
23:51 Micky ass
Also, Mike and Micky holding hands at 11:39.
#23 "Captain Crocodile"
Not too much in the way of straight ass or crotch shots in this one, but a couple of interesting things... At 15:15, Micky puts his hand on his crotch and Mike snuggles up to him. Also, they're RUNNING in the gray pants at 19:19, but you'll want to mute the volume ("Auntie Grizelda").
#24 "Monkees a la Mode"
04:23 Mike crotch
05:36 Mike crotch (look quick!)
15:38 Mike crotch
21:56 Micky ass
#25 "Alias Micky Dolenz"
00:07 Micky crotch and ass (and his fly's half open)
01:38 Micky crotch (he bumps IT into Mike's guitar case)
01:50 Micky ass
16:51 Mike ass
17:53 Mike ass
#26 "Monkees Chow Mein"
I didn't see any significant ass or crotch shots in this one. They're either wearing their shirts outside their pants (I hate that!) or they're in their PJ's.
#27 "Monkee Mother"
04:43 Mike ass / Micky crotch
#28 "Monkees on the Line"
00:05 Mike ass
04:43 Mike ass
08:25 Mike ass
#29 "Monkees Get Out More Dirt"
00:15 Mike ass
06:41 Mike crotch and ass
17:10 Mike ass
18:38 Mike ass
24:05 Mike ass
#30 "Monkees in Manhattan"
No good shots in this one, either. (They're wearing those suits again!) The "Words" video at the end is worth watching, though. Micky's out from behind those drums and you get a nice side view of Mike's ass through the whole thing.
#31 "Monkees at the Movies"
13:54 Mike and Micky crotch
14:11 Micky ass
18:56 Mike ass
They're wearing their Daisy Duke beach shorts through a lot of this one, but their jackets cover up their crotches! Also, if you want to see what Peter's packing, go to 19:19.
#32 "Monkees on Tour"
02:21 Mike ass
03:31 Mike fresh out of the shower!
06:43 Micky crotch
08:34 Micky crotch
13:43 Micky (sweaty) ass
16:17 THE PACKAGE PAN! Nice, clear shot of Mike's package.
21:44 Micky ass and crotch
Okay, I think I'll go do something constructive with the rest of my day off...
Shawna
Holy shit! Nice work, Shawna! You go to the head of the class with an A+ for all this extra credit. I may even have to make up a new junkie title just for you.
Wow, now I have something to do tonight - she even recorded the exact time for each glorious ass/crotch moment. This will save me endless frustrating hours searching for all the good parts. Thank you, Shawna! You are a junkie
extraordinaire.
And yes, you should be doing something more constructive like... oh, I don't know... maybe... WRITING SMUT!
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 5:11 PM
Damn Shawna! You were in tune with the Monkee eps, huh? I must say I am impressed. I want to say that I think there's another ep where Micky's pants are unzipped. But at this moment I can't really place which ep. All I have to say is; you blow my ass out of the water that's for sure.
Yet, I do have to agree with Dona. You do have to do some better things with your spare time. Smut writing is always a plus. Speaking of smut, I see you wrote some. I promise I will try to read it before I leave town. Unfortunately, I have a lot going on this week. So forgive me Shawna, if I don't get to it until next week.
Fuzzy ;)
NO TIME TO READ SMUT?!!!! Holy shit, Fuzz, you must be pretty fucking busy. I'll bet if Micky were included you'd read it now.
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 6:25 PM
Sceencaps of the toe-to-head scan from Monkees on Tour:
http://www.geocities.com/lenetaylor/MOT/damn.html
LT
Now, that's pretty fucking impressive. What can one say, except wow! Thanks, LT.
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 6:28 PM
Okay...I took a break and read the smut. I was shocked! It was het smut! Whoa! That's not something you see everyday in the Blue Side.
It was very sweet. And yes, Dona, it did need some Micky in it. That would have been even sweeter. :)
Even though it was het smut, and there wasn't any Micky in it, I still liked it. A one night stand with Mike Nesmith. Hmmm...I wonder...
Speaking of Mike. Has anyone read the book "Total Control" It's a book I've tried to get my hands on for a while. It's not the easiest one to grab. I was reading somewhere that it portrays Mike as a real fucking asshole. Some even say it makes him sound like a nut. I've seen that Massingil Chick. She's the one who wrote it. So I'm not too sure how true that book might be. I'm not too sure what to think about a woman who is named after a douche.
Fuzzy ;)
I've read "Total Control" - it sucks, don't bother. It's filled with inaccuracies and speculation turned into fact. Ms. Massingil *is* a douche.
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 6:55 PM
Great story Shawna! Bravo. Also, thanks for the breakdown of Mike/Micky ass & crotch shots (very helpful indeed). Although I did notice the you do get a great view of Mike crotch in the Pilot screen test. Look again when he starts to get up from the chair to see what is in the drawer. I'm sorry, but I don't have the #'s for you :(
I had to look at that scene again in slow motion.
Very nice!!
Well I'm in the beginning stages of outlining another story. So far it's along the lines of a gang bang w/ Mike, Micky & some female [me?? :o) maybe]<~~~~hey now, I can dream, can't I? Or, I may just make it another M/M. Not sure yet.
NSL
You're writing more smut? Oh, joy! More M/M on the way! I can't remember the last time I was so overwhelmed with M&M smut.
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 7:16 PM
It'll be there when you get to it, Fuzzy. :)
I guess I am pretty in tune with the ep's. I've been doing extensive crotch/ass research on them since I was a teenager, so I already knew where a lot of the good parts were. And, since I didn't care about the Davy or Peter shots, I could just skip through their parts.
I'll probably do season two one of these days, but I'd better write some more smut before I do, or I'll make our Goddess angry. I really do need to get my priorities straight, don't I? ;)
Shawna
Yes, good point. Not that we don't appreciate your eppie guide, but we just want you to make the most of your spare time. However, I won't be angry if you decide to do season two.
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 9:03 PM
WOW! I must say I am impressed by what Mr. Nesmith has hiding in his pants! No wonder Micky and Davy always had a smile on their faces. They knew what was in those BVD's.
I have to LOL because according to many women, who have fucked Peter, say he's very large. Now if he is large, why is it he looks like a Ken doll? I mean come on! Where's the bulge? I think its a maxi pad Peter has shoved in his underpants. LOL!!
Thanks for sharing the pics, LT. Very nice indeed.
Oh btw, Dona, an old bb junkie emailed me and told me to say hi to you. Chantal says HI! :) I wish she was stil liked the guys, just so we can read some damn good smut! She was one of the best smut writers! My fave's were "Sex And The P.I." and "Hotel California". Ah...the memories! *sigh*
Fuzzy ;)
Who cares what Peter has in his pants? Even if he was packing a foot-long, I wouldn't be interested. Well, maybe I'd be a little interested... to see it, not do anything with it... I doubt.
But anyway, wow, hi Chantal. Its been such a long time since we've heard form her. She *can* post a quick "hi" in here if she wants to.
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 9:26 PM
Thanks for the feedback, ladies! And LT, oh my God! Great job on the screencaps. It was very nice of Rafelson to make sure we got such a terrific view of Mike's package, wasn't it?
I'd be glad to do a guide to season two, but I thought all of you curly-hair-Micky lovers would've already spotted all the great shots in those ep's! I'll get to it one of these days, although sitting through "Monkees in Paris" just to find ass and crotch shots is going to be like throwing myself on a grenade!
On a completely different note, how do I get to the Tuesday night chat?
Shawna
That was nice of Rafelson. See, that's what I mean. I doubt he was thinking of us when he directed that shot, no, he was thinking of making himself some personal jerking-off material - again, who could blame him?
I was going to post about the Tuesday night chat tomorrow night... on Tuesday, but since you ask I'll tell you in advance. We chat on AOL Instant Messenger at around 9-ish PM eastern time. You have to IM me personally so I can send you an invite. So just put donatella987 on your buddy list and buzz me when its time.
Donatella
Monday, February 21, 2005 11:29 PM
Hi All,
Yes, Total Control is a big fat waste of $. The First Rock n' Roll Bodyguard by Alf Weaver has a chapter on the Monkees and just that little section is better than TC in it's entirety. Also, it's easy to get. There are several listings at Amazon for less than a dollar. The rest of the book is pretty interesting too.
----Arrowhead
Wow! Its AH! I guess only some bad Mike press will bring her out of hiding, with her always good advice, I might add.
Donatella
Smut Alert!
Ohhhh ladies... a real treat. fabulous LT has written the next chapter of "Nurse Micky" - 'nuff said.
Chat Night!
9 PM eastern on AOL Instant Messenger.
IM 'donatella987' for an invite.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005 6:26 PM
Oh, LT! Nurse Micky is simply marvelous! Your details are very good and imaginative. You get a round of applause from my court. Hehe.
Jennifer L.
Well, LT is the M/M master. Looks like Micky may be the one in need of a nurse.
Donatella
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 9:02 PM
A little late, but you forgot the sickest part of the jenmecca story. She got to meet Davy Jones because he thought she was dying of cancer too.
Noni
That is one pathetic bitch. Why am I not surprised this is a Davy fan?
Donatella
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:09 PM
Nowadays, she blames it all on just being a drunk. What a fuck up.
Noni
Oh, she's a drunk too? What a loser.
Donatella
Smut Alert!
Yet another Mike het fic - he sure is getting laid a lot lately. This time from Mama Nez, "Just Like a Woman".
More pics from Nezschlonglover
Thursday, February 24, 2005 3:45 PM
Wow. It sems as though I've got a lot to get caught up on. I'm kind of in the mood to write some smut... but I need an idea for a story... Any one want to help me out?
Stranger (Makin' my rounds)
There is a lot to catch up on, including all that new juicy smut. I have an idea, how about Mike fucking the shit out of Micky? I guess that one's been done already, but you can never have too many, I always say. I'm sure someone will come up with a nice plot bunny for you.
Donatella
Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:04 PM
Crotches, crotches everywhere and not a dick to suck...
Jennifer L.
Oh, what a sad thought. There's always a dick to be sucked somewhere - you just have to look in the right places.
Donatella
Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:05 PM
Hmmm.... Mike fucking Micky? Like in his tight ass hole? Let's see... *wheels start turning in Stranger's head* Ok now nothing, except an image if Mike humping Micky from behind while Micky is screaming like a little girl, is coming to me. Not much of a story there... I just wrote a vampire fic for a different genre but it had no smut in it. Don't know if I want to go down that road so soon, or how I would be able to add snut to it. Any one have an idea for me?
Stranger
Yes, that's the image: Mike humping Micky from behind. That's enough story for me.
Vampires, huh? Well, I don't think we have one of those yet. You can certainly give it a try if you like, Stranger. It would be interesting to see how you could make something like that work. In fact, I'd like to see some horror/slash - my two favorite genres.
Donatella
Thursday, February 24, 2005 7:50 PM
Ok so one vote for a vampy-smut fic? I'll think about it. Man I was just on a different message board and I saw the two funniest names (well they're funny to me any way): waffles and piggies420.
Any way... got to do some brainstorming for a new story.
Stranger! Out! (Yeah I've been watching American Idol.)
Well, a goddess vote counts more than once, so go ahead write me some horny vampires.
Donatella
Saturday, February 26, 2005 9:00 PM
Poor Mike, he just can't hide his package. It is so impressive, though. Thanks for the pictures! I can't wait to get caught up on the smut!!
mickysgirl
Thank god he can't hide it! We'd have nothing to talk about if he could.
Donatella
Saturday, February 26, 2005 10:30 PM
Oh, I could slide neath the wings, da da dee da... Mmmmmmm, Davy fic in "Nurse Micky" http://www.donatellashead.com/fiction/RR3NurseMickyP3.html . Bravo, LT, and thanks. A little tease of Mike/Davy just warms the old Davy girl cockles or fucking whatever they are in my heart. Or lower down. LT! You're a genius!
I liked your story at Clean Sheets http://www.cleansheets.com/fiction/taylor_09.15.04.shtml , too, and loved your reviews at J LHLS http://liheliso.com/buzz/archive/00000266.htm and http://liheliso.com/buzz/archive/00000280.htm Is there anything you can't do? I think not.
I wish I could write like that. I wish I had a microwave oven so I could re-heat these Spaghetti-Os again. I wish I was taller, too. Oh well. Speaking of things that go with wishes:
"Get off your fucking high horse"? What was that child's problem? I mean, if you got off your fucking high horse, Goddess, we'd never be able to look up your Goddess skirt anymore.
Amy Throckwhoahorsey-Smythe
Are you sure you got in all your plugs? And since you bring it up, do you prefer your Goddess with undies, or without?
Donatella
Smut Alert!
A surprise treat today! Part two of "The Dark Side of Admiration" by Juliana Starr Mansen. Don't even attempt to read this without a couple of hours to spare.
Monday, February 28, 2005 9:43 PM
Well, I was without a computer for a few days, so I had time to do my crotch/ass guide to Season Two. (That's my official excuse for doing this instead of writing smut.)
I think the guys were picking their own clothes in Season Two. There are a lot more great shots, and in "The Christmas Show" and "The Monkees Paw" in particular, Mike seems to have picked out his pants with just us ladies in mind. (I guess that's how he made it up to us for not being in FOUR episodes that season.) Anyway, on to the good parts...
#33 "It's a Nice Place to Visit"
09:19 El Nesmitho ass
09:44 El Nesmitho and El Dolenzio crotch
10:12 El Nesmitho and El Dolenzio crotch
19:14 Micky crotch
21:11 Micky crotch
#34 "The Picture Frame"
00:10 Mike and Micky crotch
07:14 Mike and Micky crotch
07:34 Mike and Micky crotch
09:48 Micky crotch
#35 "Everywhere a Sheik Sheik"
01:23 Mike crotch
04:29 Mike ass
#36 "Monkee Mayor"
00:01 Mike crotch
00:50 Micky crotch
#37 "Art for Monkees Sake"
00:15 Micky ass
03:40 Micky crotch
05:03 Mike ass
07:48 Mike crotch
09:39 Micky crotch
10:06 Mike crotch
13:15 Mike ass (and BVD's)
14:55 Mike ass
17:23 Micky crotch
20:54 Mike crotch
#38 "99 Pound Weakling" (Mike-less ep)
00:53 Micky ass
04:18 Micky crotch
04:37 Micky crotch
05:48 Micky crotch
06:16 Micky ass
07:06 Micky crotch
11:28 Micky crotch
#39 "Hillbilly Honeymoon"
00:09 Mike and Micky crotch
#40 "Monkees Marooned"
03:16 Mike and Micky crotch
05:38 Micky crotch
06:12 Mike crotch
06:43 Micky ass and crotch
07:52 Mike crotch
08:32 Mike and Micky crotch
09:11 Mike crotch
09:45 Mike and Micky crotch
10:18 Mike ass
12:59 Mike and Micky crotch
15:56 Mike crotch
#41 "Card Carrying Red Shoes" (Mike-less ep)
No decent crotch/ass shots AND no Mike. Why bother??
#42 "Wild Monkees"
04:56 Mike and Micky crotch
06:06 Mike and Micky ass
07:20 Mike and Micky crotch
12:43 Mike ass
12:54 Micky crotch
14:33 Micky ass
15:35 Mike and Micky crotch
19:01 Micky crotch
23:00 Micky crotch
#43 "A Coffin Too Frequent"
02:00 Micky crotch
05:12 Micky ass
05:25 Micky crotch
06:38 Micky crotch
13:22 Micky crotch
14:46 Mike and Micky ass and crotch
15:23 Micky crotch
16:01 Micky crotch
21:06 Micky crotch
#44 "Hitting the High Seas" (virtually Mike-less ep)
14:16 Micky ass
#45 "Monkees in Texas"
00:08 Mike crotch
00:14 Mike crotch
00:44 Mike and Micky ass and crotch
00:52 Mike and Micky ass and crotch
05:01 Micky ass
08:43 Micky crotch
10:50 Micky crotch
11:36 Micky crotch
13:04 Mike crotch
14:52 Mike crotch
#46 "Monkees on the Wheel"
02:37 Mike and Micky ass
04:06 Mike and Micky crotch
05:02 Mike crotch and ass
05:31 Mike ass
06:35 Mike and Micky crotch
#47 "The Christmas Show"
00:03 Mike crotch
01:19 Mike crotch
02:08 Mike crotch and ass
03:38 Mike crotch
04:07 Mike crotch (nearly 30 seconds worth!!)
07:35 Mike ass
07:59 Mike crotch and ass
08:36 Mike crotch and ass
10:09 Mike and Micky crotch
10:23 Mike and Micky crotch
#48 "Fairy Tale"
No good parts at all, but Princess Gwen is stunning. ;)
#49 "Monkees Watch Their Feet" (virtually Mike-less ep)
01:40 Micky crotch and ass
01:48 Micky crotch
02:13 Micky crotch
04:06 Micky crotch
07:12 Micky crotch
08:38 Micky crotch
09:21 Micky crotch
10:21 Micky crotch
11:41 Micky crotch and ass
21:57 Micky ass
#50 "Monstrous Monkee Mash"
04:35 Mike ass
07:56 Mike and Micky ass
10:19 Mike and Micky crotch
11:01 Mike and Micky crotch
11:25 Mike and Micky crotch
11:48 Mike ass
12:05 Micky ass
13:00 Mike crotch
13:50 Mike ass
17:09 Mike crotch
17:24 Mike ass
23:24 Mike and Micky crotch
Also, am I crazy, or is Micky hiding an erection with his right hand at 11:25???
#51 "The Monkees Paw"
02:25 Mike crotch
02:38 Mike crotch
02:51 Mike crotch
05:00 Mike crotch
08:06 Mike crotch
12:42 Mike crotch
15:26 Mike crotch
16:32 Mike crotch
17:11 Mike crotch
23:19 Mike crotch
#52 "The Devil and Peter Tork"
03:11 Micky ass
04:29 Mike and Micky crotch
05:44 Micky ass
10:15 Micky crotch
13:12 Mike crotch
13:31 Mike crotch
15:33 Micky crotch
#53 "Monkees Race Again"
02:40 Mike ass
15:21 Micky crotch
17:58 Micky crotch
19:14 Micky crotch
#54 "Monkees in Paris"
06:37 Mike crotch
07:21 Micky ass
10:03 Micky ass
10:24 Mike ass
11:16 Mike ass
13:00 Mike crotch and ass
15:14 Micky ass
15:48 Micky ass
#55 "Monkees Mind Their Manor"
08:29 Mike crotch
09:54 Mike crotch
10:43 Micky crotch
12:34 Mike crotch
14:55 Mike crotch
15:28 Mike crotch
17:34 Micky crotch
#56 "Some Like it Lukewarm"
03:16 Mike crotch
03:22 Mike crotch
03:59 Mike crotch
#57 "Monkees Blow Their Minds"
06:08 Mike crotch
06:56 Mike crotch
11:48 Micky crotch
12:09 Micky ass
15:27 Micky crotch
16:07 Micky crotch and ass
16:23 Micky crotch
Also, Davy's hand on Micky's knee at 11:48.
#58 "Mijacogeo"
00:29 Mike ass
01:00 Mike ass
02:04 Mike crotch
05:02 Mike ass
05:47 Mike crotch
13:45 Micky crotch
14:07 Mike and Micky crotch
16:03 Mike ass
16:28 Mike crotch
16:40 Mike and Micky ass
20:21 Mike and Micky ass
Whew! Well, that's done. Now I guess I'd better get my ass working on some smut... After all, what else are computers for?
Shawna
Wow! Great work, Shawna! I'm so impressed with your crotch/ass devotion. You are truly an inspiration to all junkies everywhere.
Donatella
Tuesday, March 01, 2005 7:35 AM
Thank you NSL for those wonderful new pics. I must say that last picture looks like Mike is leaning on someone. If you look carefully, there's a hand on his waste. Could that be Micky he's leaning on? Any one wants to place a bet?
Gee...Noni thanks for the additional impute. LOL! Hmm...I'm sure Miss JenMecca, who said on her site that "Don't piss her off" ROTFLMAO! Now the stupid bitch knows not to piss Fuzzy off. Cause I WILL KICK YOUR INTERNET ASS!
I'm thrilled that I have some smut to read! WOO HOO!!
Oh and btw, Goddess, I'd rather see you without undies! :) Undies just get in the way, and often are used as ass floss. I hate when that happens. Nothing worse than having to ask a guy to pull your undies out of your butt!. :\
I bought a new whipping crop. *WHACK!* I can't wait to use it. Anyone want to get spanked?
Fuzzy ;)
You're right, undies do get in the way. What was I thinking?
Donatella
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Tuesday, March 01, 2005 11:30 PM
Glad to see everything is up and running again. Quick comments because I am in a rush:
#1 The woman who faked cancer to meet Davy is a turd (and a loser for even wanting to meet Davy).
#2 Love all the pics! Keep them coming.
#3 New people should shut the fuck up until they understand the climate of the box (that should go for any website). Don't you remember the expression "when in Rome..."
#4 I miss Jax, even though she was one fucked up junkie.
#5 I'm not sure in this day and age it's advisable to look at this website at work because you never know if Big Brother is watching. My office does periodic checks of the sites we've been to and would can our asses instantly for going to a site like this. And how would I be able to explain something like this anyway? LOL However, I can see how being bored at work could bring on some nice writing.
#6 When I listen to Micky's radio show I cringe at a lot of the stuff he talks about. Alien sitings the first week was a desperate attempt to stay on the air. When he tells stories about the old days it reminds me of the sadness of Al Bundy talking about the one touchdown he got in high school football. And Micky's voice on the radio is so high pitched that sometimes I confuse it with the lady who does the news. His show sucks, but somehow I am compelled to listen. If he fucking mentions his glorious stint on Broadway again I will barf, bag it, and mail it to him as punishment. Same thing goes if he mentions the Vulcan/Pinocchio analogies.
#7 Peter's speedo does look like a Ken doll!!
#8 DonaGoddess, thanks for updating everything!
Head~Fan
Some very good advice from HF.
Micky actually talked about alien sitings? This is why I stay far away from radios. You should be careful, it's this kind of inane babbling that causes permanent deafness. Just reading it in your post produced temporary paralysis of my brain. Why do you ladies insist on torturing yourselves?
And you're welcome for the updates.
Donatella
Wednesday, March 02, 2005 4:58 PM
I too prefer the season 1 eppys. I love Micky with straight hair better. I don't know why. NSL- your story rocks. I like Mick as the instigator of the action. All though at the moment- after viewing some of the most recent Mike crotch shots, all I can think about is riding his rocket. Sweet Jesus- I think I see God! Where's that vibrator? Oh, I just saw on Amazon a new updated release of "Total Control" just came out. It's 16 or 18 bucks. It's supposted to have 75 new pics. Also, I saw a pic of Micky from the concert he did the other night. It's always best not to view recent photos. So sad. What the fuck happened? Hid head looks like a giant balloon. Dona, I love the pic you just posted of Micky in cut off shorts with the little scrubby beard thing goin' on. Please may I have it for my screen saver? I beg of you on my knees Goddess!
Wanting Mickys 22 year old cock
I don't understand this straight-haired Micky thing and I guess I never will 'cause I won't be watching any first season eps again... ever.
Sure, you can have the pic. Just tell me where to send it to.
Donatella