Thursday, February 10, 2005 10:39 PM
Thank you Uncle Mike, for answering my question. You'll always be my second fave Monkee, next to Micky of course.
I'm sorry Mick talked so much back then. Maybe you should have shoved your cock in his mouth more often. That may have done the trick for him. :)
I'm not thrilled about Micky liking Crisco. That stuff is a pain in the ass to clean up. Hell he could make shit cookies after all was said and done. (Ewwww) I always thought he liked a nice scented lube. One that tasted like strawberries or something. I know I do.
And you are so right about Davy looking like Patty Duke. Actually, Davy looks like my friends' dog that is named Duke. Davy's just an ugly bastard. You have no idea how much I would love to beat the shit out of him. He just thinks he's so wonderful and studly. He's more like skanky and stubby. I have no idea why any woman or man would want to be with him. *BURP* excuse me. Davy gives me gas.
Oh btw, Uncle Mike...just how large are you? :D
Fuzzy ;)
Holy shit, Fuzz! You really have a lot of unspent anger to vent, huh? Good thing I started the BB up again, otherwise you might've exploded.
Donatella
Friday, February 11, 2005 7:53 AM
OMG!!! Please...say it isn't so...PLEASE! Micky has a segment he does during his radio show, called "Micky's Monkee Minute." It's where a person can call in and ask Micky a question, regarding the Monkees. One caller asked him, why The Monkees, broke up? Micky replied; they broke up because he found PETER cheating on him! I swear that shit came out of Micky's mouth! WTF? Have we been wrong this whole time? It would seem we have been! FUCK ME!! YUKE!! *cringes* I can't bare the thought. It's too much to handle. I need drink and it's only 7:45 in the morning!! I need to be numbed.... please.... someone put me out of my misery...please!
Fuzzy ;)
See? This is why I don't listen to his show. Why do you torture yourself like this? Even worse, you had to announce this horrible assertion to the whole Box! How are we all gonna wash our brains of this disgusting image? I need a drink too.
Donatella
Friday, February 11, 2005 6:19 PM
Having thought about what Micky said this morning,in regards to Peter. It's no wonder that they had such a fight back in 2001. Micky probably cuaght Peter fucking around, and her had had enough of it.
I know that the first day Micky was on the air, Peter called to wish Micky the best. Naturally the stench seman shooter, gave himself a plug or two. But Peter was the only one who called Micky. I have yet to hear Mike or Davy calling Micky. So maybe it's true. Maybe there was/is something going on between them. UGH!! Why must Micky go for the ungly ones...? WHY??
Fuzzy ;)
Whoa! Let's see if we can make this work in our favor - easily done with a little imagination. First, we know from past experience that Micky will never admit to any hanky panky with fellow band members - just ask Mike. So, the fact that he would say something implicating Peter as his former lover, really means that they never touched each other. 'Cause we all know who Mick was *really* fucking - just ask Mike - which he'll deny till his dying day. It's the old reversed psychology thing and we're supposed to believe its just a joke. See? Doesn't that make perfect sense? And don't we all feel better?
Donatella
Sunday, February 13, 2005 12:08 AM
*AHEM*
If I may...This is directed to Christine...You said in an earlier post here, how you wouldn't bash any Monkee, you love them all. Well not everyone feels the same way you do. I posted in Harmony Hut about Dona's site being back up and running.
And Christine decided to post this:
<Donatella's Black Box is up and running
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It irritates me so much how they bash Davy relentlessly. There's nothing wrong with Davy. He's hot.
Christine >
Christine...there IS something wrong with Davy. Have you ever met him? I have. And not just in passing, and not just at a meet and greet. He's absolutely nothing to brag about! This isn't Monkeeland...thank God. We can say OR do anything we like. If you don't like it...get the fuck out of here! We're not having a fucking finger pointed in our faces...telling us we've been bad. That's the crap you get at the other pussy ass sites you seem to attend. Fuck that cock sucking shit!
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS, BITCH!!!
Fuzzy ;)
Harmony Hut? Tell you the truth, I can't recall any recent Troll bashing, at least, nothing out of the ordinary. And Fuzz, you really need to start taking that vallium I prescribed.
Donatella
Sunday, February 13, 2005 5:20 AM
Hi
I have recently had my monkee fetish back and I was reliving some of my monkees stuff on tape. I came across the reunion gig when Mike joined the others on stage for a couple of songs, at the Greek Theater in 1986. I don't know if any of you have ever seen the interviews after that gig but there is one with Mike and Micky which just proves what we have all been saying all this time. If Micky wasn't getting Mike's hard cock up his ass on a regular basis then I don't know what. The smile on his face when talking to the Interviewer with Mike is unbelievable and when Mike kissed his face - yes you read me right! They looked like a reunited couple.
Micky describes Mike performing with them as "a incredible thrill" and how disappointed he was when Mike couldn't tour with them. I think I would be too, I mean would you want to be stuck on the road with Troll and Peter - think on.
Hugs
erin
Ah yes, the imfamous Mike kiss. It's so adorable I can hardly contain myself. I'll bet Micky was thrilled! I would be too.
Donatella
Erin's keen observations :
Mike warns men away from Mick
What a kiss!
Reunited on stage
Look at the admiration
Micky knows what coming later - him!
Micky touching Mike
Sunday, February 13, 2005 3:01 PM
Nope...no valium needed here. Just give me some stupid ass to kick, and I'll be happy. I mean come on, you kept the box down for a LOOOONG time. I have tons of hostility to vent. It's all finally coming out. :) Now you want me to calm down? You'll have to forgive me Goddess, if I'm just not quite ready for that yet.
You're are right, Dona, there hasn't been any troll bashing as of yet. I guess Chirstine feels we've bashed the little schmuck too much. She's s troll lover, and for the most part...we know what kind of pain in the asses troll lovers can be. There are a few exceptions to that rule though.
To explain...Harmony Hut is a washed up site, where a few of the Monkeeland horny people go to. They tried to imitate the box. However, there is no other place like the box. Christine, who has posted here a few times, very recently made that comment. I guess I feel if you've got something to say...get some balls and say it here. Where it counts. Since it is about us.
I have that video that those pictures come from. I was so excited when Mike grabbed Micky and kissed him. *sigh* Thanks for putting those up. It washes the horrible thoughts of Micky and Peter. It's true...Mike was the only one for him.
Fuzzy ;)
I understand, Fuzz, just not sure anyone else does. So, this Harmony Hut copied the BB, huh? Well, I suppose imitation is the highest form of flattery, or something like that.
Anyway, I do have something that will make you feel better. Are you sitting down? I wrote a fic - M/M, or course, and as soon as Mike gets off his fat ass and proofreads it for me, I'll post it in the Blue Side.
Donatella
Smut Alert!!!!
Yes, that's right! Your Goddess has written a little Valentine fic for her devoted junkies.
"Getting Snowed" is a short M/M fic that was started a few weeks ago in chat with MC and AH. They both tried so hard to get me to write something - I doubt they ever thought it would actually work. And let's all thank Mike for lifting his lazy ass off the couch long enough to edit this in time for Valentine's Day.
Monday, February 14, 2005 5:54 AM
Fuzzy, I apologise I didn't make myself clearer. I meant I wouldn't bash any of the Monkees or any of you on Donatella's page. Anywhere else, I don't give a shit. So, yeah, what I wrote on Harmony Hut is okay. And what's more, I didn't name any of you guys on that post, so just be glad about that.
Christine
I don't give a shit if you bash Monkee's here. Wait a minute - that's the whole fucking point! To bash Monkee's, or anything else for that matter.
I think what people don't get is that Head isn't really a fan site. The Monkee's are kind of an excuse to bitch, complain and bash. They're the perfect fodder for our sex-depraved whining, so there's really no need for apologies. Head is supposed to be a joke, its not to be taken seriously. And as for other sites, say what ever you want about us - by all means, name names.
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 12:40 PM
Maybe Harmony Hut is a copy of the BB, I don't know. I just feel it's easier to post over there than here. *shrugs*
Christine
Somebody give me the URL to this place - I gotta see this. I've seen lots of Black Box copies all over the place. I'd be shocked if someone actually came up with an original idea.
It probably is easier to post over there 'cause they don't got no Goddess to keep you horny bitches in line, nor do they have Fuzzy at her best. She may post elsewhere, but she only lets loose here, at least as far I know. Oh, and no one has Uncle Mike - 'nuff said.
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 3:48 PM
Here you go Goddess...the land of twits and twats... http://p082.ezboard.com/bharmonyhut You've been there once before, Dona. It's nothing to brag about. You know Christine...you have no sense of humor. And from what I can tell, you have no back bone either. Please...say my name. It' turns me on!! What? Do you think I'm scared if you said my name someplace? I don't think so!
You're right Dona; this is the BB junkies' refuge. This is where we can come to vent, and fondle a young Monkee when the mood arises. This is where the reading is delectable.
I try to be respectful wherever I may go. Following whatever rules other sites may put down. I sit there, biting my tongue, LMAO watch many of them make fucking asses of themselves. You should see what is said at some of these pussy sites! It's fucking ridiculous!
Also, as you mentioned we have MIKE!! Obviously, Mike has taste. He knows where the place to go is.
Onto something better...SOME SMUT! WooHoo!! I get to read some smut!! Thanks to Mike, who was able to stop picking his nose long enough, and proof reading it for you Dona. I take it this is the story that was being written, when I wasn't paying attention. :( Bad Fuzzy...Fuzzy bad!
Now if you'll forgive me...I'm off to read some smut!! YAY!
Fuzzy ;)
Yeah, that's the difference here, I forgot, we have no fucking rules! And I'll never understand why all those other places insist on them. This is the fucking internet, for Christ sake - the lawless land! We're Deadwood, dammit.
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 4:57 PM
Oh man...it was so good to read some smut! Damn, Dona...you did well for someone who hasn't written any smut in a few years. Now if you'll excuse me...I must go and take care of myself. :)
Fuzzy ;)
I'm glad I could be of service, Fuzz.
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 4:59 PM
Harmony Hut: http://p082.ezboard.com/bharmonyhut
I hope that link works, and I hope I'm not in trouble. *runs and hides*
Christine
Don't worry, Christine. You have to do a hell of a lot worse to get banned here. Grow some balls, girl.
Where do you people find this shit, anyway? Harmony Hut? It sounds like a fast-food dive. I'm almost afraid to Google for Monkees.
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 5:09 PM
"Oh Goddess Donatella" <bowing head in awe>!!
Thank you for the Valentine's Day gift...what a great story!
10" Uncle Mike? Good God! By the way, you still have those Levi's??
On a side note, I too, am now curious about the Harmony Hut url. As a BB newbie, have not found it difficult at all to post here.
Happy Valentine's Day to all.
Nezschlonglover
You're welcome, NSL - glad you enjoyed it.
By the way, it's only difficult to post here when I'm in hibernation.
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 5:37 PM
You know, I realized something.I realized my favorite fanfic is the kind where either Micky or Mike gets sexually tortured, like in "Another Time, Another Place". I don't know why I didn't recognize this before. I'm so stupid! Haha.
Christine
Yeah, that's one of my personal favorites too. The old hurt/comfort scenario may be
a cliché, but it never fails to get me off.
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 5:50 PM
LOL, okay. Fuzzy and Dona are right. I'm just not used to being in this type of enviroment. I feel a good sense of home here. Like this is where I belong rather than Monkeeland or Harmony Hut. Those places are nothing compared to the kingdom known as the Black Box. I'll loosen up in time. Don't worry. =)Was that good enough ass-kissing Dona? Hehe.
Christine
No, it was not good enough ass kissing. Thou shalt address thy Goddess as, well... Goddess, dammit!
Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 9:32 PM
You think that you could maybe make some really dirty/naughty Mike (and the others) fanfics thats not slash. Nothing against slash but I like non-slash Mike better. Also some pictures to. you know. Thanks.
KD
No, I don't know. Is English your first language? You don't even sound old enough to be in here - 'cause if you were, you'd know that anything labled 'het' is exactly what (I think) you're asking for. Donatella
Monday, February 14, 2005 11:30 PM
God honestly Dona. Get off your fucking high horse and come back down to earth. I won't call you Goddess or any of that bullshit.
Christine
Fuzzy sure pegged you right - you really don't have a sense of humor. You have failed the test miserably. Go back and play with your Harmony Hut friends 'cause you don't have what it takes be in here.
Donatella
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 1:24 PM
I have a sense of humor alright. I just don't show it on the internet.
Christine
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! Are you insane? Are you afraid someone will see it and steal it from you? Scared your sense of humor will get hacked by a computer geek? Holy shit! You really are a psycho!
Please do us all a favor and go away, little girl.
Donatella
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 1:46 PM
*Sigh* Okay, Dona. I thought about it, and you're right. I don't have a sense of humor. I have a Monkeeland type of humor. Quirky and fun. But I've been over there longer than I've been at Harmony Hut. I apologise for over reacting the way I did. *Gets down on knees* You want me to kiss your ass now? God this is embarrassing, but I deserve it.
Christine
Ahhh, now that's better.
This ain 't Monkeeland, kiddo, that's why you have to be over 18 to post here. We pride ourselves on being dark and dirty - we also believe in something called *sarcasm*. I suggest, if you still aspire to junkie heaven, that you keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. Lurk before you speak and you will avoid the wraith of the Black Box.
Donatella
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 4:01 PM
Oh, by the way, just so you won't get confused or anything, I'm turning 21 in April. April 14th to be exact. Jesus I'm old.
Christine
Yeah, you're real old, Christine - now act like it.
Donatella
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 5:13 PM
Aw, isn't that cute? That pathetic loser Christine wants to play obedient. Here doggy, go fetch! *throws a bone*
Jennifer L.
That's very cute - I'm almost amused.
Donatella
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 5:56 PM
Yay We're back! Something told me to check the box today. Hope everyone got something good for Valentine's if you celebrated, I got flowers, the sex comes this weekend when the kid is gone. Can't wait to get to the latest smut.
mickysgirl
We all got smut for Valentine's Day. Hope you get a good banging this weekend.
Donatella
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 9:20 PM
Since this is my first post and I don't want to incur anyone's wrath right off the bat, I will start by paying homage to The Goddess. If I may borrow a phrase from Mike, "You are a thing of beauty to behold." Your outward beauty is matched only by the inward beauty of your honesty and integrity. Thank you for giving smut-loving junkies a place to congregate.
Now, on to the topic...
I hadn't seen this subject come up in the archived pages I've read through, and I wonder if anybody has an opinion on this (or if Uncle Mike himself can ring in). Do you think that Bob Rafelson had more than an professional interest in Mike? He seems to hang on his every word, and even when Mike slams him or gets fed up with his questions, Bob giggles like he's just happy that Mike's paying attention to him.
I've also heard that Bob tried to take Mike under his wing as far as his acting was concerned, particularly in "serious" episodes like "The Devil and Peter Tork". (Sorry I had to mention Peter, but his name is in the title of the episode!)
Anyway, it's something I've been wondering about, and I thought it was as good a subject as any to pop my Black Box cherry with.
Take care, Junkies!
Shawna
Now here's a genuine junkie-in-waiting showing her proper respect to her Goddess. Very nice ass-kissing too, Shawna - I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Notice, Christine, that she didn't actually mention the ass-kissing which makes it all the more sincere. If I had a wall of fame, Shawna's post would be mounted in a gold frame where little shit's like you could look at it and hope that one day you find the intelligence and maturity to be just like her.
Okay, on to your brilliant question, Shawna. I too have thought that Rafelson seemed a little too friendly with, not just Mike, but Micky and the Troll as well. Now that you mention it though, he was especially attentive to Mike, wasn't he? Who could blame him? God knows, I would've done the same! Not sure I can picture those two "together", but you never know.
Mike? Anything to add to this? Were you fucking BR behind Micky's back?
Anyway, Shawna, I anoint you with my finest myrrh for popping your Black Box cherry with class.
Donatella
Tuesday, February 15, 2005 9:59 PM
You know Christine, you deserve more than being embarrassed. You're someone that needs a good fucking kick in the ass. And maybe a good bitch slapping, too! How dare you come in here and talk shit to us. You're nothing more than a snotty nose, brat. Stop acting like an idiot. YOU NEED TO GET OFF of you "FUCKING, high, snobby ass" horse! We don't take kindly to jackass'.
Fuzzy ;)
Yep. You asked for it, Christine.
Donatella
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 4:27 AM
Umm, "Get off your high-horse?" You worthless piece of shit. Do you have any idea of who you're dealing with here? I'm thinkin'...no. How dare you post on this site without proper reverence for the Goddess. You know what's even worse, you covet the troll above all others. What the fuck are you doing here? Go back to mommy little girl. You don't belong here. We tolerate you as a joke to pass the time. If you wanna post, get serious chicken little. This is a big girl site, not for the weak. You want another chance? Beg forgiveness, and lick the Goddess's boots. Pray she forgives your transgressions. You have got to be fucking kidding me. "Harmony Hut." If you're looking for harmony fuck off to another site.
WM
Oh, well said, WM! Now *that's* a true junkie talking.
Donatella
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 1:37 PM
I must first applaud WM!! Very nice junkie post. You have learned well, little junkie!
Second...who the fuck cares when your birthday is, Christine? What? Do you want some fucking recognition? You best go to mama Monkeeland...you'll get all your nutritional ass kissing needs there. And if you are 21, then I agree with Dona, you must sure as hell better start acting like an adult, and not some smart-ass shit talking stupid bitch. GROW THE FUCK UP!
And to Shawna...welcome to the box. It is nice to see newbies doing what needs to be done to be accepted and appreciated here. We enjoy wonderful smut too. Do you write smut? We need new smut! :) We need a good dose of smut.
Now onto your question. Personally I think Bob had it hard for both Mike and Davy. I know there's a picture in the archives somewhere, where both Bob and Bert are going down on Davy. I think that maybe Bob did enjoy Mike's feistiness. It's always fun to have some kind of goal to obtain...and I think Mike was Bob's.
Fuzzy ;)
Oh yes! I remember that pic. Shit, I can't find it , but I know it's lying around somewhere. Here's another good example with Davy: http://www.donatellashead.com/HeadInspiration/InspirationCorner/pics067.html
Personally, I always found Bob to be rather flaming, and if you look at some of the things he had them do in the eps, then you can start to paint a pretty gay picture. Even in "Head" there's a definite underlying gay theme. Well, if you look closely enough... real close.
Donatella