To all junkies...

Chat Night will now be held on Wednesday's for the month of September instead of Tuesday to accomodate a very high ranking junkie.  I hope this won't inconvenience too many of you.   ~ Donatella

Friday, June 25, 2004 9:07 PM

Yay! we are back! Happy very belated birthday, Dona! Hope it was a good one! I couldn't get the picture that was going to give Dona nightmares, but the other one was just yummy.
mickysgirl

Well, we were back, and now back again... sort of.  Thank you for the b'day wishes. ~Donatella

Thursday, July 01, 2004 3:01

AM Happy Belated My Dear Mistress!

Here's hoping you had lovely men peeling your grapes while fanning you with palm branches, and tending to your every whim. 
Thanks for All You Do,
  All My Best,
Jax

Thanks Jax, that's exactly how I spent my b'day.  How'd you know? ~Donatella

Friday, July 09, 2004 2:32 AM

Man if only Micky had gone ahead and played for the 
Mothers...I just know Frank Zappa could have saved 
him from Elton John...
  Anyway, not to dwell on the present day in this forum, 
but why does no one speak of Micky's fooling around 
while in NYC? somebody please dish!

AMD

Yes, but who would save Elton John from Micky Dolenz?!  Oh well, as of Sunday its a moot point anyway.  As for his NYC indiscretions, all I can say is he takes what he can get.  To tell you the truth I haven't really been paying attention lately.  I've been too preoccupied with the Republican convention to think about what Mick's been fucking. ~Donatella

Monday, July 12, 2004 12:59 AM

I do so hate checking in yet again and finding nothing new.  Nada.  Not one new post.
O.K. Godess.Feed the hungry.Throw us a story.  You said you had a few new ones laying about that you couldn't find. Show us mercy.  Pity even.

WM

Sorry, WM.  The kidlets have kept me extremely busy this summer - hey, am I the only one who thought school started the day after Labor Day?  When did that change?  There is good news though:  I am actually working on a story!  Really, I am.  I've even written a few paragraphs, so don't fret.  After I'm done playing mommy, I'll be back to my old goddess self. ~Donatella

Wednesday, July 14, 2004 8:36 PM

When will we get the next installment of the mini-porn?  

Waiting impatiently,

Head~Fan

Mini porn?  Did I miss something?  I'm still waiting for the maxi porn, dammit!   By the way, ANYONE is free to write any kind of porn they want. ~Donatella

Saturday, July 24, 2004 4:21 PM

I can't take it anymore.  Goddess, have a little fuckin' pity here.  I'm fiending for updates, stories, any fuckin' crumb.  Everyday I check in and am so sad.  I need Monkee smut.
  Also, how 'bout that feature that LT suggested?  Ask Uncle Mike?  I'd love that!
  Miss all you fellow junkies!

WM

Yes, I promise you, that and a lot more is coming.  Really, I swear... really.  I just need a little quality goddess time to get things done. ~Donatella

Wednesday, August 04, 2004 9:09 PM

Well blindfold me and smack me on the ass! Why didn't I know that you updated Dona? Where have I been?

Stranger

Oh my, is this sarcasm I detect?  If it'll make you feel better you can smack me on the ass. ~Donatella

Saturday, August 07, 2004 2:35 PM

hey! *waves up and down frantically* ...Hey! Little one at the back wants to say hello! Did u miss me...I've missed this place, but lightning blew up my computer and ive just got back online after bout three months or something!! I have broadband!!! woohoo!! I received my exam results and passed stupendously so thanx to all u guys for all the good luck u sent me...its paid off!! 
So, i'll be back to uni for another year at least.

Is it me, or has general monkeeness decreased? The web used to be stuffed with idiotic discussions of the not so fab four and now a vacuous hole has appeared and all disappeared. (If i keep rhyming i will shoot myself).
  Do u not think so ladies? 

Ho hum, it seems to happen every summer methinks...have i started rambling yet? My apologies. Should cut down on the gin.

Loving u and leaving u ... (for now)


luv ya shotguns


WTM

xx

Congrats WTM!  I knew you could do it, and yes, you are rambling just a bit. I think you're right about the Monkee slowdown.  I don't get nearly as many threatening emails as I did during the Monkee boom of years past.  There must be some other young sexy group of boys stealing away all the attention - how come we don't know about them? ~Donatella

Friday, August 13, 2004 3:48 AM

Thank you for taking over, you are most qualified.
  My Queen...


Jax
Uhhh... you're welcome? ~Donatella

Thursday, August 19, 2004 12:23

PM Hey Donna I don't know if you've seen this before or not... but I came across this page. I thought I would pass it along to you since you have the HEAD essays.
www.brilton.net/html/i/mo...takes.html


Stranger

Hmm, seems to be a dead link, but thanks anyway, Stranger.  What was this article about? ~Donatella

Wednesday, September 01, 2004 3:54 AM

To LT,
  OK, Partner,
  I think I have solved the puzzle.
  Consider yourself SERVED
  Im 20+ years your junior,
  let the imagination run buck wild

Jax

OoooKayyy, Jax.  Um, I'll be sure to pass along the message. ~Donatella

Friday, September 03, 2004 12:39 AM

Great site. Love it. Read at least one story a day.

Carli Tork

Why thank you, Carli.  Keep kissing my ass and one day you too can become a junkie... despite your Tork tendencies. Oh, to have all that fresh smut to read, everyone here envy's you, dear. ~Donatella

Stuff that's been accumulating in my inbox:

"Fridays in Hell"

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"

The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.  Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca.  We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"

The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."


"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"

"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."

"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"


The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."

"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

Stuff from Fuzzy

Stuff from Shawna

Stuff from WM

Tuesday, September 07, 2004 9:36 PM

What I meant by mini-porn was the 70s movie that was cut off right when the action got started.  When might we see the rest, oh wonderful highness Dona?
Head~Fan

Ahhh, that.  Well, it seems that HMC lost it.  That's right, the porno, Mick look-alike, gone forever.  Apparently, her hard drive decided to fuck with her and she lost.  At least we still have a small portion of it preserved for future generations right here.  Should I take back her archangel status? ~Donatella

Thursday, September 09, 2004 2:38 AM

Thank God. I'm weeping with gratitude.  Ohh, I meant thank Goddess.  Updates.  I have hope again.  I knew you hadn't abandoned us.  
Now, lets talk about Micky's cock and Mike's evil ways and all the rest of that good stuff!
WM

Speaking of Mike's cock... These was sent in by LT.

~Donatella

Friday, September 10, 2004 5:28 PM

Jax,
Thank you for the note, even if I have no idea what you mean. If you 
want to Ask Uncle Mike, you'll have to phrase it in the form of a 
question.
  -LT

Once again, I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't understand Jax. ~Donatella