Hello ladies!
Yes, tis I, back from the pits of Hell where I've been trying to fix this fucking server problem.  Well, its fixed.  We are now on a brand new server with a brand new host, and so far, things seem to be working, even the BB submit form!  I know a lot of you have been having trouble with it and I believe a few posts were lost, but please go ahead and try it now so I can make double sure everything's working.

Once I get this server bullshit out of the way, I have some nice plans for the site which includes new smut and pics.

And don't forget its Chat Night!
9:00 pm (EST) on AOL IM
buzz me at: donatella987

Saturday, March 27, 2004 2:14 AM
My story actually did become quite gothic in nature. I hadn't quite intended for it to end up that way, but it just did. It's my dark side coming through. I've always been a fan of dark erotica, so it's no suprise! I shall have chapter 2 ready in the very, very near future. :)

Naughty kisses,
Starr

Gothic? I remember nothing about this - I hope that's not surprising to anyone. The only thing I remember is that you wrote a great story, Starr... I think. Someone please hit me over the head with a couple of bricks!! That early senility is starting to settle in again.
~Donatella

Sunday, March 28, 2004 7:51 PM
Hey girls! Hopefully I won't miss this week's chat! I missed it last week because I checked in two days too late! Did I miss anything? Hope we have one this week, I will try to make it if my husband isn't hogging up the computer! LOL

mickysgirl

Last week? I guess that was about a month or so ago, huh? Did you make it to the chat, babe? I can't remember. A few more bricks please.
~Donatella

Tuesday, April 06, 2004 10:31 PM
Okay...So I haven't posted in a while. It would seem that all is quite in the Monkees world of bullshit. HOWEVER, leave it to the fucking moron, aka Peter Tork, to try and get things started again.

It would seem that recently the dumb ass gave yet another interview, http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/music/article/0,1651,TCP_1163_2749879,00.html and used it to take jab at another member of the Monkees. This time Mike.

Here is yet another whiny example of why I can't stand the dumb ass. Here he was the first one to leave the group, back in 1968. In 2001 he left and then proceeded to bash both Micky and Davy in the National Enquirer, cause they had had enough of his crappy ass complaining. Yet he chooses to jab at Mike cause he left the reunion tour in 1997. Hell, if I had to work with a fucking dork, like Peter, I'd leave too!

Now PLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE correct me if I'm wrong, but in this interview, Peter goes on to say that; Mike just can't work with anyone. Basically saying that Mike thinks of himself as a God, and that his shit doesn't stink. Is it me or does Peter have the same problem? If that's not the pot calling the kettle black. After all these years, Peter has yet to take a really good look in the mirror, and see himself for what he really is...NOTHING! I think the stooge needs to grow the hell up, and realize that jabbing at his former co-workers is immature and just down right ignorant!

It's in MHO, Peter is the one that cannot work with anyone. He's either too busy working on keeping his head up his ass, or his rancid, rotted cock up someones twat!! Ewwwwww...just the thought of him makes me sick to my stomach. *PUKES* Peter needs to realize that he's no better of a person than Mike. I have spoken to many people who have met Peter, and they all basically say the same thing...HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!

Thank you Peter, for being the fuck head that you are, so that I may rant about you! Now if I could personally kick your ass...I would be oh so very happy! :)
Fuzzy ;)

Oh man, I really needed that! God bless you, Fuzz. No one can bash Pete like you, kid. Lets make the month of May Peter bashing month, just to keep things interesting and me on my toes - those bricks are killing me.

Peter is an imbecile. Short and sweet, I know, but the truth is the truth, and besides being a complete nonsensicle, bitter asshole, I can't really think of any other words to describe that lump-O-cow turd. I know what you're all thinking: "Goddess... um... 'bitter' asshole? Isn't that the Troll's description?" I'm glad you asked. Yes, it is. But with all the recent idiotic comments spewing from the mouth of BA, I think it only fair that the adjective be reserved for the one true 'what-could've-should've-would've-been' whore of all time. Am I wrong? Do I need another brick?
~Donatella

Monday, April 19, 2004 4:30 PM
Hellooo? Is anybody in there?LOL Just wondered where you were Dona...it's been a while. Hope everything is ok. You are going to have alot of catching up to do!

mickysgirl

Yeah, yeah, I'm still here... despite all those bricks.
~Donatella

Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:58 PM
WOOHO! You're back? Honest? Promise? You know I had to bow down and yip yap with the fucking morons, at Monkeeland. UGH!! Well, there's only a couple there that I like, the rest of the snobs can EAT MY ASS!


Welcome back, Dona! Did you get the one picture I sent you? I can't remember, if you did.


Ah...breath in that fresh fucking BB air! oh wow and look at all the room we have now! Can we have a sex swing over there in the corner, Goddess? Pleeeaaaassseeee.

Fuzzy ;)

A sex swing. What a perfectly excellent idea! We can use it to fuck Peter up the ass with a barbed-wire baseball bat.

And would you please stay away from Monkeeland. I don't want anyone's head getting brainwashed with puppy-dog tails - you can't fuck those.
~Donatella

Here's that pic, Fuzz.  Thanks.

"Decide"
How will Micky choose?!

Where do you suppose Mike's left hand is?

Saturday, April 24, 2004 5:28 PM
So.......... you obviously didn't get my last message I sent. Well smack me twice on the ass and call me Micky! It really HAS been a while since I've been here last! I guess I should break away from the That '70s Show fandom more oftan. Oh speaking of T7S, I've been writting a fanfic that was inspired by the Dark Side called "Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-roll". It's kind of a not-so-dark Dark Side for the That '70s Show fandom. There's even a character in it that made me think of Dona. I know it's not Mike and Micky but if anyone's interested in it I can post the link. Well I should go for now, but I'll be back soon!

Love always, The Stranger

Howdy, Stranger! I'm sorry about your lost post; I was afraid a few went to post heaven. Now, what's with this '70s show thing? Am I missing something again? I don't think I've ever seen it.

By all means leave us a link to your not-so-dark Dark Side. I'm sure everyone would love to read it.
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 2:54 AM
good to see this place up and running again, Donatella.  Thanks for your dedication to nutcases such as me. whose arms are behind micky, and how is he staying so calm in all this twisted action?

i met another rich and empty man in manhattan today, perfect apartment overlooking union square park, and no one to share it with. this is all too common in this town, and it made me wish all boys could forever play in bands in beach houses, occasionally auditioning for big time producers and fighting aliens, instead of becoming boring CEO's of day trading companies and lawyers, never rolling down the streets in their beds pushed along by their pajama-and-nightcap-wearing roommates.....sigh and for that matter, why can't i do that? anyone else share this fantasy?

AMD aka Miss Wendy Forsythe *snap*

Umm... so, is this all a fantasy, or just part of it? I'm confused. Do you really live here in Manhattan? And how come I didn't know that... or did I just not remember? Anything is possible.

Anyway, I too was wondering whose arms were behind Mick, and why are those hands not on Mick's ass? The temptation must've been too great with Mike standing right there watching, which is why I'm sure that Mike's left hand - though conveniently out of our view - must've been full with Micky's right butt cheek.
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 10:01 AM
Maybe I need some of those bricks? Take some of the load off of you Dona.

mickysgirl

Awe, that's awfully sweet of you, mg.
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 2:02 PM
let's chat about the reissuing/revising of autobiographies for a moment. For those of you who may be slightly in the dark; Micky will be revising his autobiography and it is scheduled to be out in July. I know he's had a few things happen in his life in ten years, but I don't think it's really enough for a revising book.

Now Davy did this a few years ago. The first issue came out in 1987 and then revised one came out I think in 2000, 2000, 2002? One of those fucking years. Now Mike has only had the one book written about him. He wasn't even the author. May I ask, did he even authorize it? And as far as Peter's concerned, well the man knows his book would never sell. He's the least liked, and who in their right mind would want to read a book where all that is written is whiny statements that are filled with nothing but resented babbling? I have better things to do with my money, thank you.

Now I haven't read either Davy's or Mike's book. Can't find them cheap enough to want to buy them.

Why would Davy and Micky feel the need to revise their BIOS. I mean what the hell could happen in tens or so years to make them feel they should be allowed to do this? Is this something that's going to happen every ten years? I'm just curious? So what do all of you think?

Personally, I'm not sure if I'm going to buy Micky's revised book. Although, from what I have seen and heard, the cover of the book will be revealing quite a bit about Micky's closed door life!

Fuzzy ;)

OK. Neither Micky, nor Davy had anything to write about ten years ago let alone revising it. I suppose Mick could add his Aida tour, but does anyone really care that much to pay for another book? And the Troll could add his little stint with "The Royals", but does he really want anyone to know? I mean, that's just not the sort of thing you'd brag about. More likely you'd shove it into the deep crevice of your ass, lest someone find out. He may as well announce his on-again, off-again romance with Micky for Christ sake!

No, the only reason they're doing this is to try and squeeze a few more drops out of the Monkee cloud that they simultaneously claim has rained all over their parade for the last thirty years. What I can't figure out is who the fuck is publishing this crap! I mean, how much money could it possibly make? Oh, there's one other reason they're revising their books: they both have to change all the statements and predictions that either never came to pass or the story they made up back then didn't corroborate with the story they want to tell now - yeah, that's it.

I'm also curious why Peter never wrote an autobiography. He seems to have an awful lot to say about his ex-bandmates. I'd like to finally hear about the orgies that none of the others will write about.

Mike's biography was not authorized and incredibly inaccurate on almost everything in there. Its quite possibly the worst book I've ever read. I wish Mike would write his own.
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 3:46 PM
I thought I was the only one who felt that way about P.T.
His interview was pure, anal SHIT. It was grueling to read. His mouth opens and shit just POURS out of it. What sort of a person is going to take it upon themselves to speak FOR another person, as to what their reasons are for doing or not doing something? HIM. Had he ever thought of saying: "ask Mike why, maybe he can explain himself" ? Probably not!

He has to be the KNOW-IT-ALL PRICK. Fucking anal bastard. Fuck him right up his ass with a HUGE fucking splintery wooden shaft. HUGE.
That's just my opinion, of course.

And yes, Dona, you'll see in my next chapters that my story is a bit more goth than you might have noticed. It's coming along, but I've neglected it for a couple of weeks now. Too much drama to deal with that, too. I'll get back to it ASAP and send it to you when it's ready.

Starr

Starr, darling! You mean you didn't know the BB was a I-hate-Pete zone? Well it is 'cept for a few stragglers hanging on 'cause they refuse to see the light. So join in the fun with all the Pete bashing your little heart desires - we don't mind, its very therapeutic.
And hurry up with that next chapter, dammit!
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 3:57 PM
Can I just reiterate; He (P.T.) is a no good for nothing cock-sucking PRICK. I loathe his very existence. He should never be allowed to do another interview again. In fact, he should be banned from ALL HUMAN CONTACT, for that matter. He's too much of an asshole to be deemed tolerable.
I have three words for him: Rot in hell.
OK, I'm done. No further comment.

Over and out.
Starr

Thank you for clearing that up, Starr. Sounds like you have a nice healthy dislike for the Turd.
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:24 PM
You've never seen That '70s Show? Man that show is the shit! Hyde is one of the sexiest creatures that ever walked this fine earth.... right up there with Micky. (must be the white man 'fro) Any way here's the link to my story: http://www.dreamofme.net/70sfic/viewstory.php?sid=755

It may not seem like the Dark Side right away but if you pay attention you might find parts that were very much inspired bu it. Any way I hope you enjoy it, even though it would make it better if you've seen the show.

Stranger

Thanks for the link. My, this looks like a long one, it may take me a year or two to finish reading! So, how 'bout some M/M writing now?
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:33 PM
BTW... what is Mike reaching out for? He should move his hand lower. As a matter of fact Micky looks like that's what he's thinking. I know I can't be the only one who noticed this. :)

Stranger

Good point, Stranger. They're probably both thinking about what they'll be doing after the scene.
~Donatella

Sunday, April 25, 2004 11:32 PM
To clear things up in regards to the picture "Decide". Those are Peter's arms, that are behind Micky's head. And if you'll also notice, not only is Mike's hand missing (obviously grabbing Mick's ass.) But Micky's left hand is also shown behind his back. Perhaps Mick was showing Mike exactly where he likes his hand to be.

Fuzzy;)

Aaaaaah, I see it clearly now. That would also explain why Peter's hands are up in the air like that, he must've been scared shitless to go anywhere near Mike's bitch.
~Donatella

Attention Junkies
Head has become too big for me to handle manually anymore, hence the few and far between updates, so I'm in the process of putting the whole site on a database for easier access.  This will also give everyone a more interactive community with auto-posting, uploading, reviewing and even your own page if you like.  So if you have any ideas or maybe a wish list of features you'd like me to incorporate into the site, this is your time to tell me.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 5:03 PM
It shouldn't take that long to read it, should it? I mean it's only eight chapters and most of those are kind of short chapters. ;) Actually I did start a MM fic, but it might take me a while to work the bugs out of it since it's my first attempt at a Monkees fic in a long time. I'll get back to you on it ok?

Stranger

I only meant that it'll take ME two years, not normal people. Take your time with your M/M fic, well not too much time.
~Donatella

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 8:50 PM
Dona, great idea about the posting. It will make your life so much easier!

mickysgirl

I hope so 'cause just setting this whole thing up is really hard!
~Donatella

Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:30 AM
I propose a new section of the website called "Ask Uncle Mike", in
which I'll answer questions about music, sex, drugs, lawyers, suing
people, being mean, and Texas.

LT

I'd be honored, Mike, I mean LT. You always come up with the bestest ideas, you hunk'a Texan meat.
~Donatella

Wednesday, April 28, 2004 9:48 PM
This site needs more Lene T worship! In fact, Goddess, you were moving your goddam server during her birthday, so can we all fucking sing:

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Leeeeeee-neeee T-eeeeeeeeee
Happy Birthday to you

Thank you, thank you verra much,

Amy Throckelvis-Smythe

Yes, we did forget Mike's - I mean, LT's b'day. But it doesn't mean we don't love him - I mean, her.
~Donatella

Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:11 PM
You know, I've been thinking about that picture, and I've decided that Mike's not playing fair. I mean, just look at the man. There he is with his chest brushing against Micky's upper arm, his right hand turned palm up in an offering gesture, his left hand secretly caressing Micky's ass. It's no wonder Davy is standing with his hands clasped tightly together in front of him. Poor little guy knows he doesn't have a prayer of being chosen.

mc

Wow! You live! I'm so glad. Figures you'd pop in only to refer to Mick's ass. And as always, you refer to it so well. Mike's right hand is in perfect posture to place one's dick in. In fact, it already looks like he's holding one.
~Donatella

Thursday, April 29, 2004 12:44 AM
What's Up Black Box-inatrixes?
How nice to see the forum up again.
By the sounds of what else is on the web for our Monkee pleasure, I'm glad my attention span is as short as it is. Sounds truly lame.
Peter's being a whiney bitch again, eh? Figures. One would think he would be happy with his memories of a steady paycheck,all-you-handle ass, and shut the fuck up.Period.
They are all nuts, it's so much easier to keep fantasies intact if they would all stick a sock in it, say nice things about the glory days when asked, and bask in the fact that they can still enjoy ass thats nowhere near as old as they are.Makes me glad Elvis bit the big one before he was doing goofy-ass Broadway character parts.
"That 70's Show" reference has me confused,
but that's nothing new, really. To each his peach.
My current tv hottie is the most fuckable Christopher Meloni from Law&Order SVU,
I would gladly put my face anywhere on his body and giggle.
Happy Mum's Day Dona, Thanks for staying with us.

Jax

Interesting. My current TV hottie is Calamity Jane on Deadwood. I love her and would gladly do anything she wanted... as long as she bathed first.

Oh, and I don't remember Elvis doing Broadway anything. Don't you mean Vegas, dear?
~Donatella

Friday, April 30, 2004 2:31 AM
Touche, Goddess.
<bows head >
OK, Perhaps "Kissin' Cousins'" was not exactly epic...
I'm just so damned happy to have you back...
>sniffle<

Jax

Awe, you're such a good little junkie, so devoted. I'm almost not worthy.
~Donatella

Friday, April 30, 2004 6:53 PM
I just about fell flat on my ass. We have a post from both mc & Mike...uh I mean LT, on the same page! Do you know how long it's been since we've had posts from either of them? I know Mike's been busy picking his nose and all, but what's mc's excuse? We even saw a post from Amy! Sheeesh... Now all we need is Arrowhead to post and DAMN! We'll have a happy family BB reunion!

Naturally it would take a picture of younger Micky to bring mc out to analize it. LOL! That's okay...those are really the only pics I like any more.I need to get out on a hunt for more Mike and Micky pics.

However I also am on a hunt for Spike Spiegel pics. Who is Spike Spiegel you ask? Well he's anime. Cowboy Bebop to be exact. I'm telling you, if I were anime, I'd be fucking his damn hot little brains out! He's kind of a younger anime version of Micky. Only difference is, he has a nose. Has a REALLY HOT voice. And can fucking kick the shit out of any body! AH knows what I mean. What do Spike and Micky have in common. Wild curly hair. Loooooong legs. and a cute tight ass! I'll hunt down a pics of the cutie, just so you can see that I'm not full of shit.

Now all we need to find is a anime of a troll-Davy. a anime of an ugly pimply woman-Peter. And for Mike we can use cowboy Andy, from Bebop. Andy has blond hair, but the was a strong attraction between Spike and Andy. So, he's the best one for the job.

FUCK! Sorry for the babbling...

Fuzzy;)

And now we can add Leenys to our long lost poster list - well we can a few posts down. I think mc would use the "I'm decorating my house" excuse for not posting.

Spike Spiegel? Yes, try to get us a pic of this. I won't make fun of you for it; I figure if I can have Calamity Jane on my fuck list, a little anime seems almost normal. I propose we make our own Monkee anime. You know who we need for that? HMC! She's great at that shit. Where the fuck is she?
~Donatella

Friday, April 30, 2004 9:34 PM
Yeah, nothing inspires me quite like Micky's ass. Strange as that man might be, the young version sure was gorgeous. Although, even I have to admit that he had some less than beautiful moments. How does someone who looks like he did in the rainbow room videos manage to look as bad as he did in Monkee Mayor? It's mind boggling.

mc

Its all in the hair. He just has one of those faces that desperately rely on good hair days. A shame, I know, but I think it has something to do with his enormous head size, it needs to be slimmed down with hair. Well, that's my theory.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 01, 2004 10:42 PM
HRH Donatella,
Back to the Peter and the autobiography thing: I met Peter a couple of years back and I asked him about him writing a book. He said he started a book in the 80s and still has a couple chapters, but just gave it up because he thought that the fans already knew everything there is to know about him. Now see, that's just wrong. We don't know too much about his sorry-ass days of drug addiction, the man-rape he experienced while in prison, his feelings of inadequacy after hanging out with historically important musicians in the 60s (but him never getting too far), and his perversion for too young girls, even still as he's in his 60s. But the thing is--we just don't give a fuck!!

Now, as for Davy and Micky doing updates, I agree that it's a very sad attempt to milk the Monkee cow that has dried up, died, and been made into leather boots.

Head~Fan

Ooh, I like that title! You're such a good junkie.

I'm sure Peter doesn't have the attention span to write an entire book, maybe a pamphlet, but that's it. His brain is way too fried and he doesn't remember much anyway. I'm sure he was devastated by never being invited to the Monkee orgies - they just didn't wanna fuck his wide ass - so why would he want to write about it?

I think that Monkee cow is being resurrected yet again - they'll never let it die!
~Donatella

Monday, May 03, 2004 3:05 PM
Been ages guys, thought I'd pop my head back in. Personally that pic looks to me like Mike and Davy are trying to decide what to do with Micky. Looks like Mike's holding Mick's hands behind him and he and Davy are planning something. Mick's hanging his head like a proper submissive. Where's our tiger, huh? Sheesh.

Peter's just standing in the background pissed with his hands up, staring at that ass with no hope at all. . .

And don't get me started on the bios. Like people care anymore? Get on with life, guys. Shooting the president would be something to write about. Not guest appearances, unexplainable marriages and shit.

leenys

An excellent interpretation. It fits so well with the truth - you know, the loooove triangle theory so clearly depicted in the Proof pages. Obviously, Micky is quietly standing between his two masters like a good boy, while Mike and Davy decide which one will get to play cowboy for the evenings activities. How could I have missed this?! Thank you, Leenys for brining this to our attention.
~Donatella

Monday, May 03, 2004 4:37 PM
I'm sorry sorry sorry, but that piccie is one that disturbs my twisted mind greatly...namely...are you sure its Mike's hand on Micky's arse and not Peter's dick?? Doesnt the hand gesture of Peter symbolise a relaxed victory...does that not explain Micky's general lack of attention in what Mike's doing...is Mike explaining to Micky what he would do once he gets his turn after Peter???

U know me...i hate Peter more than anyone and like nothing better than Mike getting his way with Micky....but with Peter there everything just seems so...urgh! Maybe i'm wrong and Peter is once again being an oblivious bystander. I sure do hope so!!!


Well...excuse the informal hello. How u girls doing? Ok i hope. I'm fine...got my exams then i'm off for the summer...hopefully then i may find the time to do some writing!! Got some really juicy ideas...hehehe.

Well, suppose i best toodle off,

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

(All the way from rainy England...does it ever change??!!)

xx

OH PLEASE! Don't even think such awful thoughts! NO! I am secure in the knowledge that Mike is holding Micky's wrists together in preparation of a good old-fashioned hog-tying. In your observation, you bring Peter into play, which could only suggest some incredibly bad behavior from Micky. Why else would Mike go to such extremes?! No, if anything, Mike may be threatening to have Peter fuck Micky up the ass as a punishment, but I seriously doubt he would have any intention of even touching Peter, let alone fucking him! However, your frightening view of the events portrayed here still begs the question: What the fuck is Peter doing there?!!! Leenys, please explain.

Are you still in school? Haven't you been there for like 10, 15 years now? I'm sending you my goddess 'do well on your exam' vibes.
~Donatella