Thursday, January 22, 2004 1:22 AM
Erin,

Thank you for picking up the round robin! Excellent job. Kudos to you. New material is always such a treat. Especially when done so well.

I haven't been posting too much lately 'cuz I've been really busy. Still trying to play catch up from being sick all of December. Just got my tree down today. I felt like the laziest person getting it down this late, but hey-what're you gonna do? I'm still writing just haven't had a chance to work on it for a week or so. Maybe after I finish this post.

Goddess- any new pics being posted from the 2nd season?

Um- Would anyone care to recommend a good vibrator? Love my pocket rocket but looking for something new. Suggestions?

WM

Yes, Erin did do a wonderful job with the RR! I hope someone will pick it up now, it would be such a shame to let this work go undone - any takers?

I'm thinking of planning a new pics page sometime in the near or distant future - don't hold your breath. I can, however, recommend some wonderful new vibrators! I recently broke-in two, and they quickly became my new best friends. First, we have the all-in-one, strap-on for hands-free fun. This one has lots of different settings, so you never know what it will do next. Very powerful, easy to clean and it looks nice too. I highly recommend this to anyone looking for a big bang for your buck.
http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=h87e452a119D2&pnum=SE0587-12
Next, there is the very popular (for good reason) Butterfly clit stimulator. This baby can be worn all day long under clothes and no one will ever know. A nice feature is that you can wear it while fucking; and who doesn't love cyberskin? It's nice and soft so you don't get clit-burn. http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=h87e452a119D2&pnum=TO7368-7

This just in... The new and improved "Jack Rabbit"!!! http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=h87e452a119D2&pnum=SE0610-20 I can't wait to get mine! The famous rabbit is still one of the best vibes your money can buy - I never leave home without it. Hope that helps, and I feel better, babe.
~Donatella

Thursday, January 22, 2004 2:40 AM
Hi people,this message is going to take me a while as I (for once)am going to attempt correct spelling and punctuation.
I would like to ask you to leave that poor little Flamer alone, i mean it's not thier fault thier a sexually deprived virgin who could'nt mentally mastubate to save thier own life.
I also would like to appologize for my recent post's and the fact that they don't make much sence my only excuse is that I am incredibly stupid please forgive my past dumbness.
I am on my knees to you all to allow me into your world and acknowledge me as a fellow junkie.(now I hope my grammer was correct here or i will just give up.)
peace and love

little bo peep (formally Claire)

You spelled 'their' wrong. 'I' is always capitalized. You are confusing 'their' with 'they're' meaning 'they are'. Typo on 'masturbate'. 'Sence' is spelled 'sense', 'apologize' has one 'p' and 'grammer' is 'grammar'. You're missing comma's all over the place, and never capitalize words unless they are proper nouns.

At least you're trying. But not so fast, little one, I don't think you're quite ready for actual junkie status. Keep at it, and one day you may be allowed to kiss my goddess ass. You are forgiven... for now.
~Donatella

Friday, January 23, 2004 2:04 AM
Yes. I hate to broadcast, but I am intermediate in Ebonics, or Jive.

However, I do have the sense to know when to command the English language,Thank's to my Matriarchs.
A rap in the mouth is painful.

I need to go and find chocolate & salt, way hormonal.
BBoxers enjoy your week-end!

Jax

What is it about chocolate and salt that makes us feel better during hormonal surges? All I know is, I too can't keep away from the snack aisle whilst hemorrhaging. Does anyone know why?
~Donatella

Saturday, January 24, 2004 9:31 AM
Hi all. Hey there Claire. I'm all for turning this place in to a Mike and Peter zone, but you know you'd need a pretty strong army of pretty mouthy bitches to shout down Fuzzy alone!

And I don't know if I've got the strength in me... Too much masturbating over Mike and Peter you see.

Hell though if you wanna make a play for it I'm behind ya all the way. This place should recognise that guys with big dicks need to stick together.

Little Red Rider

There is no army in heaven or hell that will turn this place into a Pete anything zone. If it ever comes to that, I'll have to turn in my goddess tiara.
~Donatella

Saturday, January 24, 2004 10:59 AM
Hi all, and u thought i was dead? Dead and kicking. I hope everyone had a great holiday, religious or otherwise, and i hope u had a groovy New Year, and Chinese new year come to that. Claire, where in the Uk are u from? Isnt the time difference a drag?? I've never been to a chat! *big frown* and i've been here years!

Dona's right, we should enjoy flamers...they are just so amusing, u cant help but smile. And i know i should be writing, but hey, u'd rather a well-pondered piece than a rushed bit of rubbish right? (I know about six months is not exactly 'rushed' but you know!).

Now, i'm off to read the RR before someone else gives me more work! How would have thought students actually worked??!!

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

Aren't you done with school yet? Haven't you been there for like eight, nine years now? I suppose it just feels that way because I haven't read a new chapter from you in AGES. I can't even remember the title of your last fic. I think you should take off a semester or two to write us some new smut, after all, what's *really* important here?

Glad you're not dead.
~Donatella

Sunday, January 25, 2004 2:49 AM
The history of the Big Apple ...
Wow.
Brilliant.
I would so marry you, if that were an option.
So instead I'll just bask in your shadow of divinity.
Sprinkles many sacs of rose petals<--------
Only the finest

Jax

I accept your proposal of marriage. Where should we honeymoon?
~Donatella

Tuesday, January 27, 2004 2:10 AM
To Erin, The Lovely,
Considering the Fellows we adore are from back in the day,
It is great that a young one knows who and what they were.
Anyone under the age of 30, should be exaulted.
Unless they are silly.

Jax

That's true. I still can't figure out why I even know of them and I'm... over 30.
~Donatella

Chat Night!

9pm EDT (New York time)
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Video Special
courtesy of the goddess' new archangel
and recipient of the junkie of the year award, HMC.

Hopefully this will make up for my lack of updating posts...
or not.

Hello devout junkies.  Due to an illness and general laziness, I have been neglecting my goddessly duties of updating the BB posts.  Well, after a month or so of this behavior I finally decided to reward you all with updated posts and new smut.  In fact, there's quite a bit of new smut on the way.  Now, where was I...?

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 2:29 AM
Dona,
I can't picture you anywhere else then the Greek Isles...
Now, who gives who the ring?
Thanks for keeping a sense of humour.
I have a little smut that needs some fine tuning...

Jax

A double ring ceremony, of course, dear! But I'd rather have the smut.
~Donatella

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 3:33 AM
My Dearest Junkies
And Mistress Dona
I hope all of you are well.
I had a few real life issues,
They lead me back to "Take a Giant Step"
Sung by Micky
LOL, know what? It still helps.
If Micky ever reads this,
I want the chorus & notes as a tattoo,
signed by Micky,
It's given me many years of positivity.
XXOO

Jax

You want Micky to tattoo his autograph on you? I wonder if he'd do it, maybe if you offered him money... or pussy.
~Donatella

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 6:38 PM
Why thank you dearest Jax, whilst I must admit I don't always understand u, I am sure there was praise in your comment somewhere LOL.

Must write some more slash, I have the bug back!!!

love and hugs
erin
;@)

Oh, I hope I'm not too late to encourage your bug! You write so well, you simply must give us some more.
~Donatella

Thursday, January 29, 2004 6:04 AM
Hay anybody out there have any hot pics of peter tork in the 70s,and 69,when he hadreal long hair...He is my hottie,like to see him nude...angel169@myway.com

angelsxmonky

Excuse me? How about a 'please' and a 'thank you' first?
~Donatella

Tuesday, February 03, 2004 2:52 PM
Oh I have a submission all right. I am so in the mood to suck Mickys hard cock I can't even begin to tell you. I've been watching season 2 like a mental patient. I can't get enough of the never ending stupidity fest apparently. I'm feeling quite randy for the lad.

Skilet face? I think not. Hopefully that name is given to our beloved Mick affectionately. If not-then the person using this name should be beheaded and I will gladly shit down their neck. He was far too perfect in those Monkey days. And Mike... Well I'd just love for him to tie me up and gag me with that huge rod he tries to hide inside his pants. Sorry Mike, all the pants do is show how huge your member is as it strains painfully against the fabric begging to be freed. How I'd love him to rub the tip of his dick all around my lips teasing me with whats to come.

Oh yeah, before I get any grief you can all just get bent and keep your complaints to yourselves. Yes, I'm still working on my story. Love and kisses to those in the know. Those in the know being those who know that Micky and Mike are the bomb-diggitys. Oh yeah. And thats what I'm talking about. So there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanting Mickys dick up my ass

Umm... okay. At least you sound inspired. Keep writing that smut, baby!
~Donatella

Thursday, February 05, 2004 12:54 AM
Why doesn't he get a lift, propecia,(however it's spelt), and lose a little weight? I also ask this about Mick and Keith. You can see Micky's still in there. It's in his eyes and his smile. Fuck, come out and play all ready. His legs look better now than when he was in his 20's. His speaking voice is so smooth. Why not follow through? Why is perfection expected of women but not of men? When he speaks to you, you could close your eyes to that voice and come on the spot. And yes, I'm drinnking. But "In wine there is truth."

WM

Wait a minute. In your last post you were coming over just the thought of him, and now you think he needs plastic surgery? Damn, you are fickle. Imagine if you were married to Micky and he did what you wanted only to find that you've changed your mind the next day when he's perfect again. He'd have to undo all that work! Think of the doctor bills! Nonetheless, I agree that the surgeon's knife could do wonders for his looks and my pussy.
~Donatella

Friday, February 06, 2004 2:38 AM
I have nothing but evening time on my empty hands.
I'd love to be a part of the BB,
I have a foolish sense of humor, and a frightening knowledge of Monkee trivia.
Thought I'd try.
Sincerely

Jackie

Hi Jackie. You can be a part of the BB any time you like, there's no permission slip to join, just start posting. Keep in mind however, that as a junkie in training you will be subjected to cruel and unusual punishment dished out by senior members. It's our way of separating the men from the boys, or women from cocks... or girls from something smutty. So bring on that foolish sense of humor of yours!
~Donatella

Thursday, February 12, 2004 1:39 AM
HMC-You rock! Love you more than ever!
Bless the Goddess for the timely posting of such imperative materials! You are a generous and giving Goddess.
I kiss both of your asses, humbly.
Where's the meat and potatoes? There has to be more. If only the chin was a bit more prominent.
Consider me grateful.

wanting micky

I've found that if you squint your eyes while watching that masterpiece, you can fool yourself into really seeing Mick with that whip.

I want more too. This is not a hint, HMC baby archangel with sword. Give up the rest of that video before I take away that privileged status of yours!

There. That should do it.
~Donatella

Saturday, February 14, 2004 9:55 PM
Hi Donatella,

I'm curious, and I am sure you get asked this a HELL OF ALOT, but are you going to put a new story up in the Darker Side, I'm eager to find out what happens to Micky, Davy and Mike.

Michelle

Oh no, I never get asked THAT question. What am I, some kinda smut slave or something?! Okay, yeah, I've been thinking about what to do with the Darker Side story, but haven't come to a conclusion yet. It is definitely on my things-to-do-before-I-die list.
~Donatella

Sunday, February 15, 2004 9:26 AM
Allright, HMC.....let's see more of this video! Thanks for sharing though! Hope everyone had a great Valentine's Day!

mickysgirl

Did I miss another holiday? Shit.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!
For your adult reading pleasure, I bring you the first fic of 2004:
Another quickie By Mama Nez, "With a Little Help From My Friends"

Saturday, February 21, 2004 9:12 AM
Now Michelle, if you are new you can be forgiven, you never question the Goddess on her Dark Side. We have tried and failed and I personally have now decided to leave it up to fate. We humble minions of the black box cannot possibly demand such a task from our supreme leader and therefore you must be immmediatly punished (preferably involving hot pokers and a monkee or two LOL) for asking such a question.

love and hugs
erin
;@)

Well said, Erin. I especially like the part with the hot pokers.
~Donatella

Saturday, February 21, 2004 3:23 PM
Ok,

That video was the dumbest piece of shit I have ever seen. If that's the kind of stuff you reward, I'd hate to see what you reward the *really* good stuff. If anything, what should be done is to get four guy friends, get them doped up on something, make them dress like the four Monkees, and put them in some compromising position to where they are forced to fuck each other. Hey, it may sound like it's against the law, but isn't that what fucking is all about anyway? It's worth a shot. Who wouldn't want to go home with some green lint in their crotch? That should be HMC's next assignment. Create real life Monkee porn. I'm sure there are plenty of skinny, sexually perverted, horny white boys out there just waiting to plunge into some uncharted ass territory for a good ole in-n-out or ass eating. Could be kinda fun. Who knows. Maybe you wouldn't have to dope them up after all. Just have them go at it.

Punany

Well, you come up with some genuine Monkee porn and you will be rewarded accordingly. In the meantime, your suggestion is rather old. Do you really think we've never thought of that? Are you fucking kidding me?! And since when is fucking all about "sounding... against the law,"? Funny, I always thought fucking was about FUCKING, you moron. *Sounds* to me like you don't live up to your name.

Oh, and if you don't want to be misunderstood, then brush up on your grammar.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!
That's right, two in a row!
Today we have a long-lost chapter of Erin's M/M slash epic:
"Two's Company, Three's a Nightmare"

Saturday, February 21, 2004 9:43 PM
Here's an idea Punany, how bout YOU take that suggestion, and I'll just lay back and take a nap on everything I've *already* contributed to the site. K?

Working on a way to get the video in it's purest form to you all. Just gotta find some way to send the fucking thing.

HMC

That's the best suggestion I've heard so far. Put up or shut up!

And send that video to me!
~Donatella

Sunday, February 22, 2004 1:22 PM
Gee...I try to take a hiatus from the box and grumpiness, in general, and come in here to see a down right ignorant and rude as hell post. Well...I am the Fuzzy one, so how can I just turn my back on this and not respond? I CAN'T!

I for one thing, that Punany is a the biggest fucking piece of shit! I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but I'm sure I've used you to wipe my ass a time or two. Ewww...that's a pretty gross discription, but hey, if it fits, which it does, then use it.

Where do you get off coming into OUR box and talk shit like that? HMC was kind enough to take the time to find that. Yeah, it's from the 70's and porn was nothing to take notice of, but she found something and thought we'd like it. Many of us do. I, myself, got a BIG chuckle out of it. You on the other hand don't have the class or the imagination to appreciate it. So why don't you just do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! If we want you to speak, we will be sure to let you know. Until then go back and stick you're head up your ass, and breath deeply!

Btw, Are you sure your real name isn't Peter Tork? You sure do show signs of his stupity. Only Peter Tork, would come up with the comment on green lint in their undies. He's the only one that would spew green crap out of his rancid nasty dick! So keep it out of here, we don't need you to stink up the joint!

Sorry for the ugliness, but sometimes...it just has to be done.

Now...back to your local happy Monkee porn and smut!

Fuzzy ;)

Ahhhh, that's what we all needed: a good grumpy flame from Fuzz. I feel so much better now, and the Box has that nice fresh scent.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!
Another Jax quickie, with what may be the first lesbian scene ever to surface in the Blue Side,
"A Sexy Romp, Fall 1967"

Monday, February 23, 2004 1:56 AM
Punany,
You sound like the biggest fuckin' tool on the planet. Who the fuck invited you? Keep movin' along. Eventually you'll find somewhere you can fit in. However, it's not on this site. Please, don't be the "guest that would not leave."

HMC- your video rocked. All junkies are grateful I'm sure.

WM

Oh no! Not the guest that wouldn't leave! What a horrible thought, WM. Then again, these idiots can be amusing.

And YES, we are all grateful to HMC for her contribution.
~Donatella

Monday, February 23, 2004 3:03 AM
I Finally found a place.
I know Monkees like a banshee.
And I have many Sexy fantasies.
Dona, can I Play?

Jax

Is this sarcasm I smell coming from you, Jax? I thought that wasn't allowed where you come from.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!
An extra special treat for all junkies: actual slash!  It feels like forever since we've had some.  Not only that, but this one is by an original junkie and wonderful writer, MC.
"You can't Judge a Book by its Cover"

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 6:31 PM
Hey HMC thanks for the 70's porn, was it supposed to make me laugh??? or is that my sick sense of humour rearing it's ugly head?

I am not even gonna bother with a reply to punany as fuzzy has said it all, you should run for government!! anyway i prefer to think up my own ways for making our guys suffer.


love and hugs
erin
;@)

Yes, I laughed too. In fact, I laughed so hard that I could barely edit the thing into the final version.
~Donatella

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 8:33 PM
Sorry I've not been around ladies, but the flu does cruel things to your body and mind.

HMC, I very much appreciated your movie!!! Definitely we need to see more of it. Please? And perhaps someone talented with the computer could superimpose Monkee faces on a frame and make a snappy for us? **drool, quiver, moan** <- from the idea of the pic or the flu? Hmmmm, can't decide on that one!

>>>BITCHSLAP<<< for Punany the Puta

Head~Fan

That's not a bad idea. Maybe we can superimpose Mike's face on the guy that pseudo Mick is whipping with such gusto. Then someone can write a story about it.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!
Can you believe it?  More Smut!!  And today's is from a new writer, Juliana Starr Mansen, which is just way too long, so she will hence forth be referred to as Starr.  I hope she doesn't mind.  Anyway, here's the first chapter of "The Dark Side of Admiration"

Friday, February 27, 2004 1:43 AM
My Idol Dona,
It is great to see the BBox lively again.
My 40th is next Thursday. Thanks to you and all the BBoxers for keeping the pre adolescent memories so fresh and fun .
As I approach the dreaded 40's, I appreciate the things that brought me joy as a child.
Now, how can I get that "Take A Giant Step" Tattoo?
Thanks for everything.Perhaps a Roast from the BBoxers, I do deserve one.
Oh, and I still get carded, so there!
XXOO

Jax

Damn, Jax, you sound like you're ready to drop cold next Thursday. It isn't that bad... well, actually it is. I found the big 4-0 to be quite traumatic. Anyway, Happy Birthday - we'll see what we can do about that roast.
~Donatella

Friday, February 27, 2004 5:21 PM
Hey all,

Nice new smut has allured me once again, i must say, Starr's new entry is destined to be a classic...and i don't normally like Het, so its especially good in my books...please keep up the good work. Hope everyone is ok and cool, life not treating ya too bad. it certainly seems the month for smut...which, i might add appears to be like buses...none come and then they all arrive at once. Well, i'm not complaining!!!

luv ya shotguns

WTM

I'm glad *someone* appreciates some good smut. "A classic", did ya hear that Starr?

Speaking of smut, where's YOUR contribution, woman? Yes, I seem to remember some unfinished slash that needs an ending.

There has been a lot of smut to read lately. Now I hope the junkies will do their part by commenting on all this hard work that's been done for their masturbating pleasure.
~Donatella

Saturday, February 28, 2004 5:52 PM
Hi everyone,
I wasn't really sure how to go about jumping in here. I was just being foolishly coy. Thank you for the compliment on my story so far! Much appreciated! I've been lurking, but would love to take part more often. :)

Naughty Kisses,
Starr

Oh, FUCK ME! Has it really been this long since I've added posts in here? And on a newbie too. My apologies, I think I just zoned out for a month or so.

I'm glad you jumped in, Starr. The junkies aren't nearly as nasty as they seem, and the smut does soothe their savage breast.
~Donatella

Sunday, February 29, 2004 5:17 AM
Know what is annoying?
Wanting to hear a particular tune, and NOT BEING ABLE to find it.
I am still searching for the live version of "going down"
Shineola, thats just infuriating. I emailed Michael, and straight told Him he owes me a Happy Birthday, We'll see what comes from that. He is far more compassionate than Micky. Micky charges for such things.
My cd collection is as scattered as my thoughts.
I hope I bring a grin to you all. Think of me as a Cartoon.
Its a win/ win situation.
XXOO

Jax

You always bring a grin, Jax, or at least some kind of distorted, furrowed brow look of bewilderment.
How much does Micky charge for a happy birthday?
~Donatella

Wednesday, March 03, 2004 1:50 AM
Starr,
That was the most Gothic Erotica I have ever read, since that night after a Bauhaus concert, I spent frolicking in a cemetary.
Poppy Z Brite would be moved to tears, and I am moved to my Neighbor BoyToy, gotta let off some steam.
Epic.

Jax

Was it Gothic? You just seem to see the world through very different eyes, Jax - god bless.
~Donatella

Tuesday, March 09, 2004 2:57 AM
Nez is a good guy, he sent me a birthday wish.
Im a little giggly over it.

"He knows I'm Alive:)"
Sorry, I just regressed to junior high.
Mike, if you read this, your good deed is worth an all night tongue lapping.
Pinky Swear.
J

He'll definitely read this - pinkie swear.
~Donatella

Saturday, March 13, 2004 1:21 AM
Highest of high mistresses Dona,
Where are you? I see no new posts! You must be very busy whipping Micky with a riding crop then, huh?

The more I watch the episodes, the more I am convinced that Micky and Mike were lovers. I know that's really old news but the on screen chemistry between them just astounds me. Every episode there is something new to thrill me in that regard.

Are you working on the continuation of the 70s film? I've got my popcorn and pocket rocket ready!!


Head~Fan

Yeah, Mick needed a lot of discipline past few weeks, but I think I've finally got him housebroken.
~Donatella

Monday, March 15, 2004 5:02 AM
Hello!!! Is anybody out there?? I am lonely :( Where did everybody go?? Hope you are all writing some new slash in this absence *grins*

Take care
love and hugs
erin
;@)

Oh shit. I gotta stop abandoning the Box like this. I don't know what comes over me.
~Donatella

Sunday, March 21, 2004 9:32 PM
Hey are you ok? I see that's it's been almost a month with no new postings. I hope everything is alright.

Head~Fan

Really? Has it been that long? Sorry, I never meant to worry anyone, luv.
~Donatella

Chat Night!

Its Tuesday, that means it must be chat.

9pm ET (New York City time)
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