Smut Alert!

Something brand new and different, not to mention long.  I'm feeling nice today, so I thought I'd bless you with the whole fic all at once.  A nice fantasy for a weekend read, "The Untapped Power" by Dyani Raelin.  Have fun!

~The Goddess

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 6:56 PM
LLR- Steady on, old chap, now let's not jump to conclusions. I'd rather fuck Mick than Peter,granted. However, it's Mike who really gets me going. I'd show him who's the sadist badass. Unless he wanted to go at it with Mick, in which case instruments of torture are all his. Poor Mick. Only a good fucking would shut him up. And who better to administer it than Mike? Apart from WM, of course, who damn well better start writing some of those smutdreams down before I go insane with the torture!

PS- Fuzzy, you kick some serious ass, remind me never EVER to piss you off! Wouldn't want to be on the end of those genius bitchslappings you've been doling out of late.

Hughes

Actually, Fuzzy's bitchslappings can be rather pleasant, if you're into that sort of thing.
~Donatella

Damn...It's bad enough we have a rancid Peter fan in here, who thinks sucking on a donkey's dick (Peter), is the way to go. Now we have some dumb ass, who obviously is into he/she's (Davy), stinking up the fucking place. Will the horrible wonders of the world never stop amazing me?

I will say this, I did get a chuckle out of the "crusty sideburn" comment and the reply. Dona, please say it isn't so...you don't have a crusty crotch, do you? :P

And I do agree with you, Dona. WM really needs to write smut. If she wants to be a true junkie, SHE MUST WRITE!! So write, DAMMIT!!

Fuzzy ;)

Well, normally my crotch is not crusty. However, when Mike's face is attached to it, it can get a little messy. After a few hours, naturally the mess dries up and becomes crusty if Mike doesn't lick it all clean - BAD MIKEY!
~Donatella

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 11:26 PM
Um, well I thought I'd get more than a mild slap on the
wrist for my comments earlier. Perhaps I was not clear
about how I call my vibrator a Davy-brator and think
Mike's sideburns are CRUSTY!! (hee hee!)
Well it made me laugh anyway...
At least Wanting Micky took the opportunity to point out
the overcooked state of Davy's Vienna sausage.

troll lover

Oh, so sorry. I didn't realize you were a true masochist. If that's the case then we definitely need to sick Fuzzy on you - go get her, Fuzz!! And for the record, I've heard that the Troll's "sausage" is nothing more than a cocktail wienie.
~Donatella

Thursday, November 06, 2003 4:13 AM
Great Merciful Crap!
Mistress, I am in awe...
earplugs...
Now, that is just genius.
Thy Will Be Done.
Shineola, I may even be able to screw Peter, with ear plugs...and a hit of xtacy, and with a full frontal lobotomy,,ok, maybe not. But you get the idea!

Jax

I don't know why I haven't thought of that earlier. But yeah, those very stylish, bright orange industrial ear plugs just might do the trick. Being drunk wouldn't hurt either.
~Donatella

Thursday, November 06, 2003 10:43 PM
Someone out there is thinking along the same lines as we are: http://www.circle-sky.net/crotch.html

IMHO, people should stop wasting energy arguing and should start writing smut!!

Head~Fan

Don't worry, babe; there's more smut coming - ha!... coming! Someone shoot me.
~Donatella

Friday, November 07, 2003 12:16 AM
" Oh, I could hide ?neath the wings of the bluebird as she sings,
The six o'clock alarm would never ring,
But, it rings and I rise, wipe the sleep out of my eyes,
My shaving razor's cold and it stings.

"Cheer up, sleepy Jean, oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?

"You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed,
Now you know how happy I can be,
Whoa, and our good times start and end without dollar one to spend,
But how much, baby, do we really need?

"Cheer up, sleepy Jean, oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?"

Now try and get that out of your heads, honeys.

Anyone else ever notice how short that song is and how little sense it makes? Hm.

Hullo, Goddess, glad to see you're back and at the top of your form as usual.

Amy Throcktrollover-Smythe
Davy fan from day one and has the slash to prove it

Now that was just plain cruel. You bitch! I give you a thousand tit-lashings for that!
~Donatella

Friday, November 07, 2003 3:56 PM
Hey all,

man it's been slow in here. How is everyone? Glad to see a little debate going on, nice to know people's cog's are turning. I've had the week off though i should be working, instead i've been watching X-Men the Movie...man, that Wolverine is so sexy...reminds me a lot of Mike actually...sideburns, mean attitude...he's got more muscle though and has certainly woken up my senses...man, i can't wait to see the sequel (it comes out on DVD soon over here).

What do u gals think? Have u ever seen the film? U should, just for the very sexy Wolverine.

Sorry, i know i know, not monkee related, but hey, i cant watch my Monkee vids because they've lost their sound and the DVDs of the 1st series havent been released in the UK. Damn again!

And i'm looking forward to new smut, been feeling a little down lately and i know a dose of fic should soon settle that. I look forward to it!!!

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

X-Men?! You have time off and you're watching X-Men instead of adding another chapter to that fic you started 3 years ago? Do I need to give you a tit lashing too?! Get to work!
~Donatella

Friday, November 07, 2003 11:17 PM
LOL love the Kiss faced Monkees! My hubby likes Kiss, I showed him the pic and he said "Uh-huh" lol

Hope WM writes down some of that shit. It's enough to make a girl wet!!

mickysgirl

Speaking of wet; I just bought myself some new vibes to replace the ones I broke, and DAMN! You know, the vibrator technology has really risen in great strides over the past few years.
~Donatella

Saturday, November 08, 2003 2:26 AM
Uh, hello most revered godess. Your posting or lack of is killing me. What the fuck? Did you forget that they've switched my medication and I'm FUCKING HORNY

Keep your panties on, lady. I told you there's smut waitin' in the wings.
~Donatella

Saturday, November 08, 2003 2:32 AM
Oh, hi. Back again, as I was saying....What was I saying? I need new masterbation material. I need some new posts.

Hell-0. Intentionally bitchy, in hopes that Dona will bend me over a chair and spank me until my ass is a brillant shade of red. Mmmmm.

I'd write, however all my fantasies are just the short versions of hard core sex scenes. What's a lass to do?

Wanting Mick and enjoying my new meds

I told you those new meds were better. Anyway, I suggest you take all your little hard-core fantasies and combine them into a kind of sexual dream journal. One sex scene after another, we don't need plots.
~Donatella

Saturday, November 08, 2003 10:51 PM
Absolutely
A very nice read. I couldn't stop till I was finished. All it was lacking is one more sex seen with Mike and Micky. But then again we always want one more....

Mistress Nez

Ah, thank you for your comment, M. Nez! I wish more people would do this. In fact, just last week LT was in tears because no one had the good manners to tell her how wonderful her story was. Shame on all of you! How can you expect people to write smut if you don't give them some appreciation? From now on, I want everyone who reads the BS to give some feedback to the author. It's the least you can do.
~Donatella

Monday, November 10, 2003 3:39 PM
YES! GO read LT's story. I told her several days ago that I'd read, and I was gone all weekend, but I tell ya, it's a dream come true for you Mick fans that fantasize about not being able to get enough of him...<EG>

leenys

That's right, perfect for you Mick fans, so show some appreciation dammit.
~Donatella

Monday, November 10, 2003 7:45 PM
UGH!!! Damn you, Amy. You're a bitch! LOL Why in the hell did you go and type the words to that song? UGH!!!!!! Daydream Believer my ass! That song is one of the strangest songs. It really doesn't make any sense. Why do you think they had Davy sing it? I mean the only other one stupid enough to sing that song is Peter. But the fucker can't sing worth crap. Hell, it took Davy more takes to sing that song than any other. He's too stupid to even sing something simple. Amy, you keep on being that little troll fan. You're one of the few cool ones!

Now on to Troll Lover. First, I'd be hiding my face in shame for having a name like that. Are you sure you want that crappy name following you, in here? Secondly, I had to laugh about Davy's overcook vienna weiner! That's not something I would brag about. Do you even know what one looks like, when it's been over cooked? They're all shriveled up and tend to take on a green tint to it. Being over cooked doesn't mean that they get larger. Also from what I've been told, the stupid fuck doesn't know how to use that pewny little thing either. How pathetic is that? It's fine if you're below average...hell, I'm being nice about that, but when you don't know how to use it...I can only laugh in his face! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Fuzzy ;)

That is one nasty song, and has no meaning whatsoever, but of course it was written by that great poet Neil (cut my ears off) Diamond, so one can't expect miracles. I won't even go into your comments on Davy's privates, the image is too well ingrained on my brain right now from your graphic description. Yuck!
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 11, 2003 6:18 AM
Wow,
got to give a femme her props, when necesary.
Spouting the lyrics for Daydream Beleiver, and owning up to it?
That is the definition of Keeping it real.
WTG, A T-S,
XOX

Jax

I'm glad someone enjoyed it.
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 11, 2003 3:36 PM
Yeah, yeah, I may write a mean sex session, but that's it. The long tedious part of getting to it tires me. Perhaps I'll give it a go anyway as you all have been so nice about it. In your own weird ways of course. (i.e., Dona, wanting to prevent my posts until I write fic. Too cruel.) As a computer nerd how would I go about this? Do I write a story in word perfect or something? If so, is is possible to email this to my lord and master of all that is Monkeeness?

So Fuzz, I think you've been goin' soft on the newcomers. Where's your usual rantings and tirades? I do miss them so. If gives me something to look forward to.

Novembers lookin' like a bitch. Hubby and I are off to Cancun Wednesday-Sunday night, then home for 1 week before heading to Maui for a week for Thanksgiving. I'm having Christmas here 2xs. His family, then my family. My birthday is the 9th. How's a girl supposed to properly celebrate? FUCK!!!!!!!!
Ohh, maybe I can start my fic in Cancun! Oh, yeah. It won't be m/m but will be het/smut. Hope nobody minds. However those of you that have had the real thing make me, jealous, EVEN IF HE WON'T LET YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN HIS ASSHOLE. I yelled that only in jealously you see.
Ahh, if only he'd lick me until I broke out in a sweat, legs shaking, unable to handle any more clitoral stimulation...

WM

Was I being cruel? Wait till I get out my whip, baby, then you can talk to me about cruel! You can write your story in email, I don't care, use whatever you have and then email the sucker to me. Definitely start writing in Cancun, maybe you'll be inspired by the scenery, and het-smut is just fine.
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 11, 2003 5:21 PM
Hi all

Poor LT, I am so sorry that I didn't comment on your fic, once again u hit the ultimate spot in pleasure reading and allowed me to indulge for a few moments. RL needs escaping right now and your story helped.

I have almost finished my part of the RR, just needs some tweaks here and there.

WTM i agree, Wolverine is a sexy fuck, phew!!! He is so sexy despite the blades that come out of his hands, that could be painful.

Glad to see that things have calmed down a bit on here, I think we should now start a campaign to get WM writing, she will be a smut queen!

love and hugs
erin
:@)

Now, that's a nice comment. LT will be pleased. And I can't wait to see what you've done with the RR!
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

A naughty short by Jax, "A Soft-Core Mike Fantasy".

Wednesday, November 12, 2003 7:33 PM
LOL! Sorry Goddess, I don't mean to laugh at you, but "Daydream Believer" wasn't written by Neil Diamond. Neil wrote, "I'm A Believer". I believe it was John Stewart who wrote Dumbass Believer.

And WM, how dare you say I have been soft. 100 lashes me my whip, Bitch! I haven't seen you going off on any of these Davy/Peter newbies. So shut the fuck up, and get down on all fours. Take it like a man!

Fuzzy ;)

Well, that just goes to show you how much I care about that song. Sorry for my faux pas.
~Donatella

Thursday, November 13, 2003 4:01 AM
Thank You Goddess for posting.
That was very nice.
My Micky Story will melt the sugar walls.
Ill be in touch
Jax

Q

You're very welcome, Jax. It was a nice treat.
~Donatella

Thursday, November 13, 2003 5:51 PM
" Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings of the blue bird la de dah"

Hello, honeys, I'm back and ready to contribute to the LT love fest:

"But now he had something new and shiny and lovely that no one else had, and he could hold the idea of Micky in his mind for hours, turning it over and over like his grandma's worry-stone, studying all its facets and flaws. He watched everything Micky did, silently, and after a few days Micky seemed to get used to Mike's constant gaze and stopped stuttering, except when he had to talk directly to Mike."

This is from "Mean Woman Blues" and I cannot recommend it highly enough. I mean, even if you have read it, it's worth a second read. I realize that Micky as Mike's bitch is hardly a new idea, but in prison? AND you haven't lived until you've read the way LT writes Fag Sociopath Mike. It's like LT is inside his skin or something. There's Fag Sociopath Davy, but even my idol is nothing compared to FSM. And Peter is a doper, well, what can I say?

Amy Throcklitcrit-Smythe

Oh, so true! Now *this* I wouldn't mind having stuck in my head, too bad it doesn't have a tune. I should make "MWB" required reading for all smut writers - learn from the best.
~Donatella

Thursday, November 13, 2003 7:06 PM
The Mick's coming to New York in
January?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
AAUUUHHHHYYYYOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEE!!!
cant...contain...self....must......breathe...into.....paper...bag.....!!!!!!!!

oh my GOD!

AM -freaking out- D

Uhhh, I'm assuming you live in the metropolitan tri-state area.
~Donatella

Friday, November 14, 2003 4:43 PM
JAX! Damn woman, why did you wait so long to write something? Love your style, and as for the story itself...'xcuse me. *goes off to hunt for a machine*

leenys

Yes, Jax does have an interesting style of writing, very refreshing. She needs to write more.
~Donatella

Sunday, November 16, 2003 11:07 AM
Wow, great story Jax!

Almost time for more crotch shots when the 2nd season DVD set comes out in a couple days! Anybody getting it? I more than likely will, but probably not the day it comes out.

mickysgirl

Shit, I still haven't watched the first set. Fuck me, as if I didn't have enough to do, now I have to sit and watch crotch shots all day.
~Donatella

Sunday, November 16, 2003 12:31 PM
wow again! what a great story Dyani! I just got done reading it. Poor Micky, the things these stories put him through LOL Great sex scenes!

mickysgirl

It was a nice story, wasn't it everyone? A nice surprise read - I love that.
~Donatella

Monday, November 17, 2003 2:29 AM
It's called magnificent corpse, yes?
the turn of the century game of surealism?
Imagine the possibilities...
I'm game

Jax

Are you in the right place, Jax? Or is it just the drugs again?
~Donatella

Monday, November 17, 2003 11:45 AM
I must recommend a story to you all - it's called "Black and Red" and it's
a dee-licious Mike story. Go here:

http://www.angelfire.com/retro/splunge_knight/erotic/daydream.html

We need to get this woman writing for us. I've already told her to come
hang out here, so Caroline, if you're lurking, say hello, dammit!

- LT

Oh, hello Caroline. I must go read this immediately - excuse me.
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 18, 2003 7:23 AM
I woke up very early this morning and turned on the TV, I was startled to look up at the screen and see the fucking little bitter midget, doing his infomercial, for 60's Gold, from Time-Life. It hit me funny, how ignorant he really is. almost twenty years ago he made such an ass of himself, because he wouldn't sing on the songs "Anytime,Anywhere,Anyplace" and "That Was Then,This Is Now". He said it wasn't a good enough deal, with Arista. But...he'll go off and do an infomercial, about 60's music. We've all heard that once you've gone into infomercials your pretty much ready for retirement. Cher's the only person I can think of that actually servived doing Infomercials and was able to continue her success. And to top it off, he's still doing that shitty show "Here Come The Royals." Have you noticed they barely have him saying a word. Why the hell did they even hire him?

They sure must be paying him a lot to look like a fucking idiot. Why else would he do it? I guess making money and looking like a dumb ass on national TV is better than actually doing something more productive.

I bet he's just gringing at the fact that Micky's moving onwards and upwards, and he's still cleaning toilets, so to speak. Maybe if he got rid of that chip on his shoulder, he'd come into better opportunities.

Dumb stupid, bitter little fuck head troll.

Fuzzy ;)

See, this is why I insist on having lots of pay channels on my cable. I never wander off them so that horrible accidents like this can't happen. At least for now, HBO is a Davy-free zone.
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 18, 2003 5:08 PM
All right girls. My good friend is gonna start posting here. Yeah, she'll be a newbie but cut her some slack. You'll know her as "Micky's Bitch." She's a awesome writer, and will be submitting smut shortly. So, I'm thinkin' if someone is willing to start submitting smut ASAP, let's give them a chance. New masturbation material is always welcome, right? Fuzzy-that means you!LOL. Still wanting to fuck Micky...

WM

Oh yes, you're absolutely right! Welcome to our humble home Micky's Bitch.
~Donatella

Smut Alert

Something a little different for you smut junkies today.  A tale of Mike - sex addict.  "Tapioca Tundra and the Strawberry Orgasm"  By Mama Nez - enjoy.

Wednesday, November 19, 2003 10:30 PM
*Ahem* Excuse me WM, but the last I saw, I had at least written one piece of smut. I still have yet to see anything with your name on it. So you need to be the one to shut up and start writing!!! AND I MEAN NOW!!

So your bringing another one of his bitches to the lair, huh? Micky's Bitch? *Looks at number holder* Go take a number and get the fuck in line! No cutting here! Incase you didn't know...that's my small welcome. I cut slack for no one!! GOT IT!!

Also a little welcome to Carline. Where ever you may be. Any friend of Mike's is a friend of mine.

Fuzzy ;)

Well, that's about what I'd expect from Fuzz. At least she didn't ignore you.
~Donatella

Friday, November 21, 2003 5:55 PM
Hi, this is Caroline. I'm a major lurker in just about every community I join, even though I generally don't mean to be, (it just happens that way). I was pointed here by LT. And then again by Mistress Nez who signed my guestbook. And for anyone who doesn't know, I write Mike porn. Heh. So, I just popped in to say Hello.

Caroline

Why, hello there Caroline. Make yourself at home, right over there in the corner with the word processor. If LT sent you, then you must be a talented porn writer, so... start writing! We'll take anything if it includes a young, sexy, tight-assed Mike. After we get some smut, you can go back to lurking.
~Donatella

Friday, November 21, 2003 8:19 PM
LT,
I enjoyed Caroline's smut... very good job. I've never thought of Mike as a kink like that, so it was nice to see something fresh. I tooled around Caroline's site and appreciated the butt shots of Mike. Tell her to get some snappies of his ass in "Monstruous Monkee Mash." Fine stuff that would be!! Also I think Caroline deserves a round of applause for stating clearly in her "Me" section that she is Anti-Troll. Welcome, Caroline!!

Head~Fan

Yes, anti-Troll is always a plus. Do you think Caroline should get immediate junkie status for doing all the right things? All for, say yea.
~Donatella

Saturday, November 22, 2003 3:08 AM
Ahh yes, Fuzzy. Perhaps you're correct. I haven't really been commenting on the newbies. While always intriqued by a new story, and even grateful, where the fuck is the mickster in all of this? I want MICKY material. And yes, I am on the rag. Don't tell me that I should be writing-I fuckin' know that all ready. In time. How about Mick sticking his fingers up my pussy while clamping his hand over my mouth to keep me from screaming? Oh yeah, I mean ramming his fingers up my pussy over and over again until my cunt is black and blue and I can no longer feel the pain? Thats what I'm talking about.
So Fuzz-how 'bout it? Any opinions? Would you "imagine" him to be a rough, or gentle lover? Oh yeah, I'd love to get your read on my fantasies. Why would I even waste time on the "newbies?" Mmmmwaaahaaaahaaa. That's right, I am a sick fuck. I'd fuck him until I bled.

WM

Holy shit, woman! A black and blue pussy? You are some masochist! I don't know what you'd have to do to get Mick to fuck you like that, but it's a nice idea anyway.
~Donatella

Saturday, November 22, 2003 7:51 PM
Well, I'm leaving in the morning for Maui. I will be fiending for the posts when I get home. I may have posted last night. In my drunken stupor however, I'm not quite sure.
In re-reading the last few posts and watching the Monkees bio on TV, I must agree with Fuzzy. Davy is a bitter fuckin' little troll. He seems to especially have it out for Mike. I'd love to see Mike knock him on his ass and spit in his face. Actually, that just might turn me on. Hmmm. I wonder what Mike and Micky talk about these days. When and if they do talk. I wonder if the attraction is still there. Ahhh, forbidden love. Nothing quite like it. Can't wait to catch up when I come home Sunday. Take care all...

Wanting Micky

Damn, you do get around. Have a nice time in Maui. Oh, and I guessed you were drunk last night - you always slur your typing.
~Donatella

Saturday, November 22, 2003 10:05 PM
Why is it that Jax can write such a good piece of smut, while her posts are almost always incoherent?!?

Head~Fan

ROFLMAO!!!!! I've been waiting for someone to say that.
~Donatella

Saturday, November 22, 2003 10:05 PM
P.S. Had a VERY scary dream last night of sex with old Micky. *shudder*

Head~Fan

Oh, you poor thing! Quick, go soothe your soul by going to the Inspiration Room. That'll cure the old-Mick blues.
~Donatella

Sunday, November 23, 2003 2:23 AM
Aw Shucks,
Thanks for the kind thoughts.
I am eagerly awaiting my 2nd season boxed set..
Good smut fodder,
Im all over it!
You femmes are too fun..
Im working on a smoking Micky fantasy, lol, I ve had 20 years sould be a peice of cake

jax

Twenty years of Mick fantasies all rolled up into one fic?! Damn! I think we should all buy new vibrators with lots of batteries - always be prepared.
~Donatella

Sunday, November 23, 2003 2:48 AM
All of you are too sweet.
Thanks for your kind thoughts.
We can make legiondary Smut!
C'Mon, want to ? It'll be fun
Our Mistress would be so pleased.
Email me with your thoughts
XX
J

Jax

Ummm... Okay, Jax. (Shhhh, This must be one of those incomprehensible posts. I suggest we humor her.)
~Donatella

Sunday, November 23, 2003 2:51 AM
Especially since Mike
was kind enough to send me his email & auto graph.
Yea Mike!

Jax

I'll tell Mike how much you liked it.
~Donatella

Sunday, November 23, 2003 11:58 PM
Okay...The Holidays are pretty much upon us. My qiestion to each one of you is this: If you could give your fave Monkee a sexual present, or any kind of present for Christmas. What would it be?

Like I said it can be a sex favor, or a sensual peice of clothing, or a sex toy. Don't forget to fill us in on the hows, whys, and wheres.

Fuzzy ;)

Interesting question. Are we talking about a twenty-something Monkee? 'cause an old one isn't getting shit from me.
~Donatella

Monday, November 24, 2003 2:02 AM
Hi BBoxers,
I am eagerly awaiting the 2nd season on dvd.Fodder for more naughty thoughts, should be in my "box" by the end of this week. Something about a Fuzzy Skillet Face, avec Poncho, and a tall Texan,sans WoolHat...
Just makes me all the more foolish,
Good Times,
My tiny brain is bubbling with smutty fantasies.
Leaves room for little else,
Oh well,
Have a great Thanksgiving, I'll write soon,
Thanks Mistress, for the Platform,
A Bientot

Jax

And a very happy Thanksgiving to you too, J. I assume you will be spending it with a crotch-shot festival.
~Donatella

Monday, November 24, 2003 8:26 PM
Just.....saw....pic...of....Michael.....OLD.....NO beard....Can't....shake....image....Must....barf.....*retch*!!!!!!!!!

Head~Fan

Why do you keep putting yourself through this? It can be a real hazard to your health, you know. At this point, I suggest you take some drugs. What do you have lying around the house? Some Valium would do the trick, or just get very drunk.
~Donatella

Chat Tonight

9pm eastern.  Knock on donatella987 's door.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003 10:39 PM
*Runs to lend first aid to Head-fan after ugly fat Mike experience.* Here you go HF, have a barf bag! were those the pics from Monkees.net? The ones that video ranch told them to take down? I figure they had to have been pretty fucking ugly for them to order them off. Hell I still think the old fuck looks like a cross between Captain Kangaroo and Walter Cronkite.

And someone needs to kick his ass about his so called comment in the 2 season dvd. I guess he said something to the effect that we're all stupid for watching the show still. What an ignorant dumb fuck he is. Maybe if he was worth watching today, we wouldn't be watching the old series. But since he's fat, old and ugly, what the fuck else do we have? it hink the stupid bastard needs to have his damn mouth shut. I'm fucking sick of him calling fans that made him millions, idiots. He really needs an assfucking like he wouldn't soon forget.

And as for you WM, FUCK OFF! If we waited around for you to write anything we'd be old and fucking buried. And as for you black and blue pussy...why don't you just go out and buy one of those fuck machines. I'm sure the man would love to slam his dick in and out of you, but I doubt he can get it slamming enough to do the kind of damage you seem to like so well.

*Ahem* Oh well, Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope it's a safe one for all, and may you eat all the goodies you love. I can think of a few goodies that unfortunately will not be on my table.

And btw, Dona, the Holiday question I asked is about the young Monkees, not old.

Fuzzy ;)

That's some goooood Mike bashing. Captain Kangaroo and Walter Cronkite? Actually, I think that's pretty accurate - you're so perceptive, Fuzz. Now, this holiday question... it was so long ago that I can't remember what the question was. I'll get back to you.
~Donatella

Wednesday, November 26, 2003 4:44 AM
I have noticed,
that there are no femme to femme to Monkee sex stories.
I'm all over it.

Jax

I'm not sure what you mean, but by all means, go for it, babe.
~Donatella

Wednesday, November 26, 2003 10:25 AM
Head~Fan,

Mike w/ no beard? That's something I haven't since since his early monkee days. His jaws sagging to his knees yet? Course he coulds still be a looker like Davy. *GAGS*

As far as everyone aging, I still say Mick looks the best. That and he has yet to allow everything to go to his head! *thinks about that statement and turns to Fuzz* Does he?

leenys

That's cause there's nothing *in* Mick's head.
~Donatella

Wednesday, November 26, 2003 1:56 PM
Hey all

I know I have said that I will finish the RR soon but RL if getting in the way (again) I have a few finishing touches to make and then I will submit it.

Nice to see some newbies around, it's always good to have fresh blood on the site.

Fuzzy *bows down* you are my hero. No-one else can come up with such great insults about the troll than you. Keep working on them babe!!

Great story Jax, like Head-Fan I am often perplexed by your posts but ur story was hot!!!

I am really trying to curb my language at work, have u noticed I haven't said fuck in this whole post, oh shit!!!

love and hugs
erin
;@)

Well, by the time I actually got around to posting this very late contribution to the BB, Erin had finished her chapter to the RR which will be posted some time in the not so near future. Just kidding!
~Donatella

Sunday, November 30, 2003 11:45 AM
For What It's Worth,

Donna Quinter Dolenz qraduated from Lower Moreland HS in Huntingdon Valley, PA in June 1973 & was crowned Miss Teenage Pennsylvania in 1972.

Zip Code 19006

Is that so? Damn, that makes her a bit older than we thought she was. Uhhh.... let's see... around 48ish or so. Hm, well within Mick's range I think. Who said she was in her early thirties?
~Donatella

Tuesday, December 02, 2003 1:34 AM
So I come back from vacation and all I get is a minor tounge lashing from Fuzzy? Come on. (Though I did enjoy it.) Where's the new posts Goddess? I'm fiending here. I even acquired a new stainless steel vibrator in Maui. Funny,the undeveloped film was ruined, but my toy didn't raise an eyebrow...
I'm too fuckin' exhausted to even offer up a crumb tonight. Ahh, poor me. LOL.

Tonights unrelated Moncheechee question on my mind: "Should I or shouldn't I have extensions put back in? Hmmmm..."
Sorry, I'm a Sagitarious and I'm feeling all about me right now. Hubby loves long hair. I'm cool with the just past shoulder length right now but I have to change all the time. Age is a bitch...

Wanting Micky in a glass elevator in NYC

New posts? Oh, I'm sorry. Were you all expecting some kind of explanation for my posting tardiness? Too fucking bad, junkies! You don't get one 'cause I'm the god-damn fucking Goddess, see, and I post when I god-damn fucking feel like it! Any Questions?

Extensions? I have an idea: LET HAIR GROW!
~Donatella

Tuesday, December 02, 2003 7:37 PM
Fair Highness Dona,
It's not that I go *purposefully* looking for the pics of the OLD guys, it's just that I happen upon them and it's too late to turn back after seeing the horrid sight.

Jax,
I won't get my DVD set until Christmas. :( I can't WAIT to see curly Micky and more crotch shots of Mike. Somehow, they are both sooo sexy in the epi where the farmer should have shot Davy (even if Mike *did* play his nose....why couldn't he have played with a different body part?). Plus, Peter's teeth were fixed by then so that's a plus (thank god). Davy is still trollish but he looks alright in Luke Warm as a woman. Speaking of that, am I the only one that gets a little wet thinking of Mike as Priness Gwen? Holy shit, what's wrong with me?

Head~Fan

I too happen to love Mike as Princess Gwen. I find him very sexy all made up as a girl. I'd fuck her...him.
~Donatella

Friday, December 05, 2003 9:35 PM
Oh my god! I swear I am going to kill my mother some day! She is getting way to old and stuck in her ways. I just went on vacation with her and had to listen to many of her long speeches about how gay men are ruining society today. Aaaargh! Well, at least I'm home now. I'm even working on a a new fic about Davy and Peter. I just finished part 1 and I'm starting on part 2.

Dani

Why in the world would you go on vacation with your mother in the first place, especially if you know you're gonna have to listen to homophobic nonsense? I do hope you're learned your lesson and will apply some of the aggravation you put up with to your writing. At least then its not a total wash.
~Donatella

Friday, December 05, 2003 11:03 PM
Hope all is well with everyone. Just checking in to say hi. How was everyone's Thanksgiving? My son(who is picky about his meat) ate my turkey, so I guess it couldn't have been that bad. LOL

mickysgirl

Oh yes, I completely forgot! Happy Thanksgiving everyone... belated.
~Donatella

Sunday, December 07, 2003 4:06 AM
Mistress,
Thank you for keeping this forum.
BBoxers, Thanks for keeping it so lively.
I have been home for the past week, with the dreaded flu, and only my best girl friend, bringing me tequilla and honey,(She swears it works,& I'm not complaining) and some tylenol 3.
I took this as an opportunity to read ALL the archives.
And Dona, you are the Goddess.
Great merciful crap,
any thoughts on using this for book material?
I've bookmarked all the best pics and posts for when I have the strength to enjoy them properly.
Just for the record,
Davy is a troll,
Peter is a whiney bitch,
Fantasy Mike, Some Medieval Sex, rough and quick, leave you gasping for breath, and crawling in to a cab, with no panties, at 7 am.
Micky, shut his pretentious gaping maw from talking, and this is babylonian sex.. All night long, leading to one huge climax, the downside, you'll have to listen to him go on and on in the morning, almost a coyote fuck, but you stay out of respect, and the prospect of more swollen dick...If you can put up with the diatribe, you deserve the dick.
I'm pretty sure the same thing has been said about me.
Great Puss, Don't listen to the Bitch.
Works for me.
I Bow Down,

Jax

I'm really glad that all my past work is good for something. I like how you summed it all up into a few fairly comprehensible sentences. Hope you're feeling better now, Jax. I just got my flu shot and I couldn't move my arm for a week; I'd almost rather have the flu.
~Donatella

Monday, December 08, 2003 3:42 AM
Hi Fuzz.
Great Question.
To Davy, I'd have to say a sharp kick dead in the ass, just cause it would be hella funny.
To Peter,
I'd throw up a "peace" sign as I walk away.

To Mike, A fifth of Whatever Texans drink, and a slow lap dance.

To Micky, a gift that keeps on taking, it involves a roll of duct tape, or a ball gag, a velcro surface, to keep him horizontal(he's damn hairy) a twilight cocktail, just to be sure he wont talk on and on, some Orange juice & cookies, to keep the blood sugar level,
another daughter, along with a big fat hairy paternity suit,
so little Michaela will be able to shop at Bendel's all she wants.

LOL.Well, those are great offerings for me...

Good Post Fuzzy
Thanks
Have a Groovy Season

Jax

That's a really good list, Jax, very thoughtful and specific. I especially enjoyed the image of throwing up a peace sign - that would take some talent I'm not familiar with.
~Donatella