Monday, September 29, 2003 2:47 AM
I've lurked & I've Learned...

Again, I have to say, Mistress D,moving and decorating have drained my will to live.
All I want is to get my stuff from A to B.
My interior designer/ best friend, is such a freaking Purist, He gave away my microwave, my bath spa, my george foreman freaking grill.
Do I now have to have ICE delivered, a la Laurel & Hardy?
A bit of caution...
NEVER tell your designer to restore a vintage Apt. pre 1965.
I have to masquerade every bit of technology.Only thing that is allowed is a Freestanding Crosley Radio. Good Times.
Anyone up for the Speakeasy??
I am coming apart at the seams,

Jax

LOL, that can be a problem. As an architect/designer myself, allow me to give you some extra advice. First of all, there is no reason to disguise all modern appliances to look like something they're not - in fact, that is bad design because form should always follow function. Instead of trying to hide things, go with a very simple clean modern form for those today items. This is very popular here in NYC (also in Boston) because there are so many pre-war buildings, but no one wants to give up their modern kitchens and computers, and after all, that would be silly. Plain stainless steel appliances look best with this design, and it really helps blend everything in nicely. Anyway, that's how I would go.
~Donatella

Monday, September 29, 2003 9:15 AM
Here's something I found, in an interview, Micky gave af few years ago. I'm reading between the lines, how about you?

"Whether in lead or in harmony with the others, Micky's voice made the group all the stronger; he was particularly effective in harmony with Mike Nesmith; "We always had a great combination", he said in 1990, and indeed, few singing tandems, then or now, compare as well as the tandem of Micky Dolenz and Michael Nesmith."

Fuzzy ;)

Well, we all know what that REALLY means, don't we?
~Donatella

Monday, September 29, 2003 4:06 PM
WM, WM, WM, when will u learn that Mike is soooo much bigger than Micky??? Do i have to post that picture again?! The one with Mike so eagerly enjoying Micky rubbing against him? [Dona posted it for me not long ago...i kindly circled Mike's package in red to highlight my point], if u would be so kind Dona, if u still have that pic, please post it again or plague WM with it, just so she gets the message...Mike is BIG. I have proved it once, willing to prove it again many many times. Although, that seems to be the best picture of all, we can really see their affection for one another...in fact, i think it also lurks on one of the proof pages if i'm not too mistaken...

Oh hum, must dash, got Latin work to do,

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

Shit, I can't remember exactly which picture that was, but if you look back a few BB pages I'm sure you'll find it. I do remember it was impressive.
~Donatella

Monday, September 29, 2003 6:35 PM
Wanting Micky, you are over heating!! Shall I pour some lube *oops, I meant cold water* on you?

I'm quickly getting over my Mike-only fantasy problem. I've been trying to imagine both Micky and Mike in the most fabulous positions. How about flat on my back on a table top while Mike fucks me and my head hangs over the edge of the table so I can blow Micky upside down? Can you get a visual? Then they can lean over the table and kiss each other too. Now that would be interesting. *sigh*

I definitely think Micky is smaller than Mike. He is a thin guy and doesn't seem as "solid" as Mike. He may be as long, but not a fat cock like Mike probably has. I'd definitely go for girth. I would fuck giant-dicked Peter, but I wouldn't want to talk to him after. Just sex. Mike too, but I'd want to be his fuck slave and do anything he'd ask. Micky seems like he'd be a great boyfriend, though, someone you could talk to. Davy? I'd want to kick his fat little white troll ass, not fuck him.

Head~fan

Now, THAT'S an image to behold. Someone needs to draw this right away so we don't forget it. And I like your fuck list very much. I think I'd have to agree with all of it, though I've never really considered being Mike's fuck slave or doing anything with Peter. However, I'm not one to turn down a giant cock even if a dickhead is attached to it.
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 01, 2003 12:26 AM
Ok so now that I've been promoted to junkie **nods to Donatella** I figure I should introduce myself.in the only way that matters round these here parts...

--My main fantasy (Like you all, I have many!)

Here goes////// Me, Mike and Peter, just as stoned as can be, doin' each other every which way. Mike does me while Peter does him. Mike does Peter while I watch. Peter sucks Mike's dick while doing me, and so on and so forth .you get the idea. Hell, every combination works for me on this one. *smiles contentedly*

*pauses to think* .I'm not doing so well on giving up Peter am I?

Hey by the way, how are you all with 3somes cus I don't recall reading much here along those lines. Or have I just not looked in the right places?..

Little Red Rider

Damn! Some more great images to turn to art...except for the Peter part. Did you say threesomes? Do you really think that we wouldn't be into threesomes? I know there are some orgy scenes in the Blue Side somewhere, you just have to look. Threesomes, foursomes... we don't care, the more the merrier I say.
~Donatella

Attention Junkies

If there is anyone who has sent me a fic that has not been posted, please email me to let me know.  It seems I've lost track of a few things, though I can't imagine how that could *ever* happen.

Saturday, October 04, 2003 4:08 AM
Great Merciful Crap!
It's like a Ray of Sunlight has come down thru the stained glass.

I have been screaming Form Follows Function for the past month!!!

I am all about machine age , and moderne, I have some fab Erte's & Lempicka's
as well as 1928/1934 adverts.
In fact, my latest tattoo is the Erte j
on my left ankle.
OK, so my Designer is such a freaking purist.
I am not allowed any modern anything.
Ok, should I take Him into a 6 floor walk -up, effiency...
LOL.
He's an Old $$ suburban Fellow.
I am allowed only one colour, Landlord Brown.
Yes! That's fab. His ideas are indeed bleeding edge...
but so modern, as no building inspector will sign their name

Jax

I think you need to have either have a long talk with your designer or get rid of him. After all, he's not designing a diorama space for a museum; you're going to live there! Sorry, I wouldn't call this guy a "purist", I'd call him a nut or just a bad designer, or both.
~Donatella

Saturday, October 04, 2003 4:18 AM
Thank You,
My sentiments exactly..
I'll send Pics
I'm in the Historic Registrar!
22 Skidoo!
Thank You,
Mistress
A tout a l'heure
Jax

Isn't it 23 skidoo?
~Donatella

Saturday, October 04, 2003 3:45 PM
I think the picture she is referring to is on page 148. Yes, I took the time to look. Though, I am very much a Micky fan, Mike is SO MUCH bigger than him. The poor guy has such a hard time hiding it too. Very impressive package I must say.

mickysgirl

Thank you for looking that up, mg. Lets all turn to page 148, shall we?
~Donatella

Saturday, October 04, 2003 5:36 PM
I had a threesome story started, and no don't say it cause it won't be finished, I don't even have it anymore. I do however have something that should be ready shortly, provided RL gets off my ass.

Although. . .I do remember bits of that story. . .hmmmm.... maybe if Fuzzy keeps pinching it'll come...

leenys

I hereby order real life to get off your ass immediately! And Fuzzy, start pinching.
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 07, 2003 12:44 PM
Hi Donatella and Junkies,
I just want to give props to the proof page.
Yesterday I was getting ready to stick my head in the microwave at work (not unlike Sylvia Plath), when I decided instead to take a look again at the boys' torrid love triangle pics. I am reminded that not only is there indeed reason to live, but that my pain pales in comparison to that of Davy's.
YES!!!!

AMD

Another life saved by my smut. I knew someday I would be divinely rewarded for all my hard work. And just think of the mess avoided in the microwave.
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 07, 2003 12:49 PM
and another thing, I rather like the new Peter interest sparked by RR, it gives the BB a nice counter-spin kind of thing. I'm considering playing the Troll's Advocate...would that be grounds for a lashing? i hope so.

AMD

You can have a lashing if you like. What do you prefer, leather or spikes?
~Donatella

Chat Tonight
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Wednesday, October 08, 2003 11:24 AM
Re page 148: I want to remind you all that I scanned that picture from the cover of this weird Japanese Monkees lp, and it's even better in color. Not only does it show Mike's very large package, but you can also see what a great ass he had. You want to put your hand right on his belt and slide it down...

If the Goddess cannot find the color image, I'll resend it for you all to see. And if you're looking for more Mike basket, I refer you all to the "barbershop pole" photo (located in the "Inspiration Two"
section of this site) - as Dona has pointed out, Mike not only dresses to the right, but down. There's just nowhere else to put that thing.

-LT

Poor Mike, if only every man had his problem. I think I do have that pic in color somewhere, must go look for it.
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 08, 2003 7:58 PM
Ok...ahemmm. Am I allowed to say what I think about Micky or will I be banished to ex junkie limbo forever if I do?

Arghh screw it, I'm not one to bottle things up. Gotta level with all of you - I don't like Micky. There, I said it! **cowers in anticipation of unspeakable punishments**

This thing with Micky, is it like what Mike said in one of the Monkees after show interviews "Dig something ugly" Is that it? I mean he looks like he's been hit in the face with a frying pan...and not just once...**waits a moment...hears pin drop**

Well c'mon, you all rip the shit out of Peter.

Oh, on the subject of. Here's a few reasons why Peter is hot. Donatella you asked for this some pages ago so I must oblige you.

1) Anyone who throws naked pool parties just to show themselves off is preeeetty confident they have a super sized cock.

2) I could cum just from sitting on his hair. (That's "sitting" not "shitting")

And lastly

3) **Adopts dubious Jamaican accent** Da boy got de drugs baby, and me do like me drugs.

Hope that clears it up for ya.

...Or not.

Little Red Rider

You're right, I agree Mick does look like his face got smashed in with a frying pan, but Mike liked it that way. I think maybe the pug face enabled Mick to give better rim jobs 'cause there isn't a nose to get in the way.

Now, about this Peter thing... He gives naked pool parties? Still? In his old age state? That's not confidence, it's senility setting in. Personally, I hate blonds, though "shitting" on his head would be quite tolerable. OK, the drugs - I'll give you that one.
~Donatella

Saturday, October 11, 2003 9:06 PM
Dammit, I missed the chat. Did I miss anything good?

Ahh a threesome....Micky, Mike and myself...wouldn't that be good. Where is that vibrator?

mickysgirl

I can't even remember the chat. Try again tomorrow night. Now put away the vibrator and write down your threesome fantasy so we can all get off.
~Donatella

Sunday, October 12, 2003 9:52 AM
Hi all

Just to let you know that I am not dead and that I am sorry to have been away from the board for so long. I have been on my hols and then I have just started a new job, still with the same company but will more responsibility and more money.

I will get around to catching up with the board and what I have missed hopefully, just want to know what is going on with the round robin, has anyone added to it yet??

Missed ya guys anyway
love and hugs
erin
;@)

Congratulations on the new job! Good question about the RR. No one has offered to take the second chapter yet, so it remains in round robin limbo till someone does.
~Donatella

Sorry for disappearing, everyone, but your goddess has been stricken with illness once again.  I think I may be strong enough, though, to type you this little message.

First, I'd like to direct you all to our funny little mention from this ultra cool site The Sneeze.  Be sure to read the "Ass Train to Clarksville" article.  Ok-Ok, so Steve is a good friend and the sarcastic wit probably seems eerily familiar - he's funnier.

Second on my list:  There will be a chat tonight starting at 9pm eastern time.  Tune your IM to donatella987 for an invite.

Monday, October 13, 2003 8:33 PM
Jesus Christ! What the fuck!? I'm gone a short time and I come back to this crap that Little fucking red whatever, is saying shit about MICKY!?

Listen here missy...you can have Peter! No one else cares, for the stupid piece of dog shit! He doesn't do the drug thing anymore. Hell that's the only time he didn't whine, was when he was fucked up on something. He deosn't throw any of the naked pool parties anymore. Mainly cause no one wants to hear the fucking bastard whine!!! His ass is still shaped like a womans. And as for his hair,it looks like a porcupine died on top of him! No wonder you can have an orgasm with that hair. If you rub your pussy on it long enough it causes friction.

I have to agree with Dona, Shitting on his head would be a hoot for me.

Fuzzy ;)

Whooooaaa girl, I think red just wanted to see what kind of rise she could get out of us. We need a little controversy now and then, no? Good points, though.
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 14, 2003 10:41 PM
In turning to page 148 to see Mike's fantastic cock , I came across a lot of debate about how large the thing actually is ( what a surprise ) and I was quite taken by something you posted, O Goddess, about if I were to kneel in front of Mike and he had it out right there in front my eyes I'd be impressed.

Well, I keep thinking about that image. Mike's enormous knob inches from my face, like some joyous impending doom.

And then I think about it some more. Then a little more. Jesus Lord help me. Shame on you Donna for putting that there image in my brain and short circuiting me!!

So there's his fat dick and for some reason it's limp. You know, big but limp non the less.

Why the hell am I seeing it limp? Hope it's nothing I've done.

Little Red Rider

Well, that's what I'm here for, Red: putting images of big cocks in your head. However, the limp part is bewildering. In fact, Mike's rod is so meaty that it can't even get limp if he tried. That's right, a permanent hard-on, always ready, always willing - put that in your pipe and smoke it!
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 15, 2003 2:40 AM
I have to agree with the 'Skillet-Face " fantasy.
From an artits' eye,
Uh-uh, just bad.
But knowing the slut that lies beneath...
Yea, I can work that out.
And for all of you who actually pay attention to my inane rantings...
My B-Movie B-Friend,
He is the best guy on the planet..
He loves his little Girl, so much, I offerered to blow him just cause, nothing is sexier than a caring Dad. While he was doing the math, I scurried away. I am such a puss.BlackBoxers' Congratulate me on my anniversary of celibacy. That wasnt so bad...I just refuse to settle.
By Monday, I may have a whole different take,
Homeboy is staying the week-end.
A good friend is priceless
I hope....
XXOO
J

What?! Did I read that correctly? How many years is this anniversary of celibacy? But even more important... why?! I need to know.
~Donatella

Friday, October 17, 2003 2:56 AM
Hello everyone! I've been gone for...what, years? Ah! It's been years! Not too many though. I just recently visited the page and thought about how much I miss talking to you all!

I was telling a friend of mine about the mattel penis and the red speedo, but for the life of me I can't find the freakin picture! It disappeared! Where'd it go? *gropes in the dark*

Well, anyhow, helloooooo to all of those who remember little ole DW.

Btw, I am totally drooling over those new pics in the photo gallery, and the ones in the art gallery too ;) I'm so jealous of those of you who can draw mike :( I suck at that.

Disappearing Woolhat AKA DW

Sooooo nice to hear from you again, DW. Where the fuck have you been anyway? You just... disappeared one day! Well, we did miss you, especially your writing. You did write, didn't you?  - - I'm so confused!
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 21, 2003 11:46 PM
Ok. Fuzzy, the name's Little Red Rider -- it's a Mike song, since ya didn't know.

Naked pool parties aged sixty? Oh come on, that's not what I was talking about. I thought it was a given at this board that the timescale is 60's/70's. I was talking about his hair as of 1968 too, just so there's no more confusion. Yeah, and the drugs.

The thing said about Micky was meant as fun. Which is what I thought this place was supposed to be.
Not everyone here is into Micky
Not everyone here is into Mike (as hard to believe as I find this)
No one here is into Peter (I will stand alone proudly)
And everyone here is fundamentally disturbed by Davy.
But hey, that's life. And this is a free speech stronghold is it not ?

PS. Shall we skip the "I'M GONNA KICK YO ASS" response and move on, or is it obligatory?

Little Red Rider

Yes, it's all in fun, Red. Fuzz may sound a little harsh sometimes... OK, all the time, but she's only kidding. It's just her way, trust me. Fuzzy will defend Mick to the death, though god knows why. You also have to keep in mind that you're going through your junkie initiation period, so they're being especially obnoxious.

You can absolutely speak your mind here! This is THE free speech forum. Problem with that is the devout Dolenzkater's will not stand for it, and for some reason Mick fans tend to be the loudest. Believe it or not, there are just as many Mike and Pete fans here and even a few Troll followers, but they're hard to hear over the roar of Micky fanatics.

So go ahead and bash that goofy faced moron all you want, it keeps everyone in perspective. As for us Nez fans, well, we KNOW Mike's superior, so bashing back is unnecessary.
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 3:34 AM
Yeah, I'm fuckin' back. At least for tonight. Who is this little red riding hood or whatever? Everyone is entitled to their opinion, however, no Micky bashing without dealing with the punishment that goes along with it. What the fuck?

Pete sexier than the Mickster? I'm thinkin'...no. Wake up and smell the coffee. While the whole drug thing may be alluring, past is past my darling.

And as for you little Miss Jax, a year of celibacy? I'm thinkin'... no. Again. Didn't you report earlier that you'd screwed around with this guy? Head, 69, whatever. Sex is sex, as long as someone cums.

Sooo, I may not be posting, but I'm lurking. At least every once in a while. No fuckin' Micky bashing. Mind your fuckin' manners little Miss newbie.

Wanting Micky

See, Red? They're all like this. For some reason they feel that Micky needs defending. I guess it's 'cause he's such a wuss - someone has to do it.

Now, why are you suddenly lurking, WM? You go from posting twice a day to once a month?! WTF?!!
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 4:10 AM
I did write! I was looking at the 2001 one archive and I thought "DAMMIT! I'm GONNA finish that life in pictures story if it kills me!" Well...maybe not if it kills me. I don't know where I went...maybe I hit my head and had a couple years of amnesia.

I just found out lately that I missed Micky in AIDA which would have been the coolest thing ever. Did anyone get to see him? Did anyone know this happened?

DW

Yes! I remember now! You little sneak; you were the only one who wrote slash comedy and were damn good at it too. FINISH THAT STORY!!!

As for Aida, you didn't miss anything and probably saved yourself a lot of torturous douche chilling by not seeing it. Try to keep that 22-year-old in mind instead.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

Oh, you're all such lucky little junkies... A new L.T. fic awaits you in the BS, "What a Life"

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 2:10 PM
Ah, I get it. It all makes sense now. Thank you Donatella for clearing all of that up for me. Now I know why you have the title of Goddess.

Hey, how bout that -- my first ass kiss.

Little Red Rider

Yes, ass kissing is recommended for higher junkie status.
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 2:48 PM
WM probably is doing what I've been doing. Lurking, and posting once in a while because nothing exciting is going on. At least not for me.

Yes, let's try to keep Micky bashing to a minimum. Everyone is of course entitled to their opinion, but in here we kinda like him. lol

Now, Davy bashing.....I can deal with that.

mickysgirl

Oh, don't be too sure. A good controversy always comes around when you least expect it. In fact, I can hear one creeping up our asses just about now.
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 5:32 PM
Hi all,

bet u thought i was dead didnt u? well, almost...all this student life kicks in after a while. So how is everyone? I've met loads of new friends, strangely enough, mostly from the States, which i thought was cool because apart from my Texan relatives, i've never met any Americans before. I met this girl from California, who was into heavy rock, and we discussed the pros and cons of Neil Young (a new fad of mine, but dont worry, there will be no fanfic on that subject!), and then i mentioned the monkees and she, offhandly said, "Oh yeah, i saw one of those guys in a musical thing...erm...Alda?"
"Aida," I corrected, tho, granted, i've only ever heard of that on this site. She said it was OK.

And, where is all the fiction? I really really need a fix, and i know i know, i should be writing myself but the work load is huge! If only i could write whilst commuting (i go by London Underground to Uni everyday and its kills me!).

And why is there no real debate going on here? Hmmmm, seems to me that some stirring needs to go on...*walks up to nearest group of Micky lovers*: -

"Mike is Soooo much sexier than Micky!!!!!!"

Sorry ladies, but that is one hell of a fact.

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

You do deserve a break from all that school work. Enjoy the fic and the predicted nasty debate... well, maybe more of a bloody cat fight than a debate. Have fun!
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 7:24 PM
Hi Little Red Rider! Luv that song.

I'm a bona fide Mick fan, but as far as I care, bash all you want. Anything is better than the comparative silence we've had here over the past few months. Damn RL and all.

So please, bash away. We need some spilled blood to wake everyone up. Either that or Dona and I will have to go on another nonsensical tirade.

leenys

Yeah, and the last thing you wanna see is leenys and I goin' at it again. Oooh... messy.
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 7:35 PM
LOL!!

Decided "what the hell" and went to page one of the BB.

Damn, Dona, a bit enthusiastic, aren't we? :) And what's with the ~Peace Dona sig? Did you ditch it once you decided you've had enough of mankind, and was going to just bitch from then on out? Oh yeah, I can see you waking up one morning and saying,"Fuck this, fuck him, and fuck you" and transforming into the tyrant we all know and bow down to.

Such is the constant transistent nature of the BB. I used to be an innocent...(shut up Fuzz)

leenys

Yeah, those were the days, huh? I was much nicer back then while I was testing the waters waiting for all you depraved sex junkies to join me. I think I started the BB with a bunch of typical idiotic Monkee fans, a few being quite homophobic as I recall. They liked the ~Peace sig - figures.
~Donatella

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 8:04 PM
First off...DAMMIT, DW! How the hell are ya!? It has been a few years since we've seen you around the box. Shit! I think the last time you were here was around 9/11, wasn't it? It's good to see an old junkie locked back up, in the box. Start writing some smut, will ya?

And little Red Rider... I could care less if that's a Mike song. Even though he is my distant 2nd fave. I must say, you whine just like Peter! Congrats! No wonder you like him so well. Awe...did the little skilet face fan, hurt your feelings? GET OVER IT! Don't think you're going to come in here and bash the Mick and get the fuck away with it! Cause that's not going to happen. No way, shape or form. Not as long as I'm here!

If you liked the younger Peter, that's fine. He was just as big a whiney asshole then, as he is today. There's no difference. If you're going to come in here and bash Micky, you better damn well be prepared to face what's coming to you. We have plenty of Peter fans in here. So don't think you're the only one. There are plenty ahead of you.

Now being a newbie, you better watch your manners. This is a fun place. And you can post whatever the hell you want. But you are a newbie, so if I feel like bitching you out...I WILL.

Fuzzy ;)

Oh shit, I knew I smelled blood. I think that blood is from a used Tampax, no? Where are those Pete fans when ya need 'em?
~Donatella

Thursday, October 23, 2003 5:49 PM
I used to be a Peter fan. I thought he was hot...when I was 15!! Now he can't hold a candle to Mike and Micky. I would say the sexiest by far is Mike, but Fuzzy has persuaded me to see the sexy beast in Mick. Actually my preference above all else is imagining them together greek style!! LOL If guys can enjoy their lesbian porn, why can't we endulge in our fantasies, too?

Head~Fan

That is so fucking true. There are so many women that just don't understand the appeal of two men going at it. Yet, lesbian porn for men is perfectly acceptable. WTF? Well, at least I'm doing my part to enlighten the sisterhood.
~Donatella

Thursday, October 23, 2003 6:17 PM
jeez, I go on holiday for two weeks and come back to all out war. Go, sisters!

Gotta side with the mick fans on this one. Peter irritates every fibre of my being. Can't imagine ever wanting to fuck him, even his voice puts me off.Imagine him droning on? Urgh. Maybe if he was silent...nope,still can't picture it, still have to look at the guy. Sorry. No actually, I'm not sorry, just wanted to see if this argument will escalate,heh heh. I really must be a sadist.

Hughes, running with scissors

See, I can tolerate Mick as long as his mouth can't work; I always recommend duct tape in my fantasies.

Oh, and I must say that I really am enjoying our new group of junkies. You all write such funny little posts. It almost makes me want to work harder.
~Donatella

Thursday, October 23, 2003 6:23 PM
Nah...No blood here. It is, however, right before the storm. But I would have been a bitch even with out that.

And no leenys...you were never innocent. NEVER!!

Now if you will forgive me, I must go and read LT's new story. Woo-Hoo!!

Fuzzy ;)

I find that pre-menstrual is always worse than the actual time of flow. I usually sedate myself heavily to be on the safe side.
~Donatella

Friday, October 24, 2003 5:14 PM
I have a question, how do you submit pictures into the black box? i tried to copy and paste but it didn't work.

Dani

The only way to submit a picture is to email it to me at donatella@donatellashead.com, and then I'll post it in the BB.
~Donatella

Sunday, October 26, 2003 11:29 AM
So great to see you back on form Fuzzy and for such a good course too - hee hee!

Oh. My. God. DM where have you been?? I can remember when I first joined the site and you were a reduglar poster, so nice to see you back. BTW has anyone heard from Arrowhead lately?

Seems like the site is picking up again. I think I should stop lurking and start writing again. Fuck! I haven't written smut for ages. I am even tempted to take on the RR but you may have to be patient with me.

WM you so need to write some of those dirty dirty thoughts into a story. After all, you are teasing us with a taste of what I am sure you are capable of writing.

There is so many new faces around at the mo, it is hard to keep up but welcome all and I will try and post more regulary, I miss my fix!

Speak soon
love and hugs
erin
;@)
p.s Special congrats to WTM for starting UNI, I am so excited for you.

Ah, the voice of diplomacy. See newbie's, some of us are actually nice... well, one of us. Erin, my love, you should definitely take on the RR. I don't care how long it takes! Just so there's someone working on the fucking thing. So it's settled; you are now committed to chapter two of the RR - have fun.
~Donatella

Sunday, October 26, 2003 12:00 PM
Hi all, hi leenys - I love that song too. Nice of you to be so mature about my joking re Micky. Unlike some others in here. Ahemmm.

And Fuzzy, come on, Mike a distant 2nd fave? What kinda bullshit is that, you either worship the man or ya don't get what the man is about...There ain't no middle ground on this.

Little Red Rider

This is true. Mike does need worship, however, he also needs a good spanking now and then, and loves to be tied up and fucked up the ass with a very large glow-in-the-dark dildo - god, I love that strap-on.
~Donatella

Sunday, October 26, 2003 8:43 PM
Davy Jones is the hottest man alive!
I love the way he dances in Daddy's Song..It's like the upper half of his body is detached from the bottom half.
And those pointy shoulders, mmmm...
Toni Basil should have written a song called "Oh Davy" instead. Cuz that's what I think when I turn my Davy-brator on high...
ps
mike is dumb and his sideburns are crusty.

Daydream Believer

Hmm, have you been here before? Me thinks not. In fact, you don't even sound old enough to be in here. And "crusty" sideburns? Only after I've been sitting on his face.
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 3:21 AM
Hi Again,
Hope you all are having a great Autumn.

Here's a "head's up"...
After making a stone fool of myself w/ b-movie b-friend,
yeah, I know, par for the course, and actually its all his fault, he should know better, he wussed out.
Leaving me to my own devices...
As luck would have it
I have 2 un-married surfer/rugger/ 20 something Yummy bags of testosterone sniffing for ASS.
I can work with this...
p.s.
and if I stick out my tits, they take away any bugs,
and re-arrange furniture.
And they said You could'nt have it all...
Brightest Blessings
Jax

Two twenty-something's hanging around? What a lucky gal! If I were you, I'd try to go for a threesome. And what talented tits you have!
~Donatella

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Tuesday, October 28, 2003 1:18 PM
Little Red Rider, Since I absolutely can't stand the site or the thought of either Peter or Davy. And Micky has been my one and only fave, since waaay back. That leaves Mike asa distant second. He gets no worshipping from me. I'll get on my knees for the Mickster...pun intended, But no one else.

Mike is my second only because, he fucks the hell out of Micky and does it oh so well. No other reason. If he had never fucked Micky then he'd be lucked up with Peter and Davy.

And why is it that people go ewwww...when you have two men, but having two women is so cool? Most men who react that way have a homophobia, yet IMHO, they should react the same way to two women going at it. Right? One should not be a hypicrite when it comes to that. Personally I get turned on by either. Sex is a wonderful thing. It should be enjoyed by one and all, together or alone.

Fuzzy ;)

I have to agree with that. I'll fuck pretty much anything I can get... except Peter.
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 1:38 PM
Daydream Believer- you're a junkie taking the piss, right? RIGHT? Crusty sideburns? Jealous that he can actually grow facial hair unlike the troll? What's up- Scared of a real man? I have nothing further to add- off to bang my head against a wall in disbelief.

Hughes

LOL! Well said, H!
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 4:51 PM
Hughes= yeah you must be a sadist if you wanna screw Micky. I can think of no other reason to want to do that? Even if I put duct tape round his whole head I couldn't manage it with him.

Dona, now we're fucking Mike with a glow in the dark strap on. HELL YEAH! Sign me up for that! Poor Mike losing all of his beloved control. You know he oughta be made to suck that dildo too. Not that there'd be any physical pleasure from it of course but it'd be such a turn on seeing him subordinated a little more, and how fine he'd look with his mouth full on a big wide cock.

Little Red Rider

Oh yes, you're quite right, Mike really needs to let loose occasionally. When your ass is that tight from constant tension, you need a good muscle relaxer. We find that a large dildo really opens him up, then we move on the mega-size butt plug.
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 7:01 PM
Scrap that Hughes- you're a masochist not a sadist!! - got my S & M roles mixed up there for a second...Easily done girls!

Little Red Rider

Oh my! That's so dangerous!
~Donatella

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 9:06 PM
And btw, Little Red Rider...I'd watch that mouth of yours, if I were you. It will certainly get you into a shit load of trouble. Maybe I'll have to show you just how immature I can be...

Fuzzy ;)

Oh shit. OK, Fuzz, show us.
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 3:18 AM
Hi All,
lets say nice things about the young ones, they are so greatful for skill.
Isnt that irony, tight testorerone asses, with no one to appreciate them...
And I thought I had no calling.
It's so fun to meet in the laundry room, and end up with a granite cock, that lasts for ever. This singles thing isnt so bad after all.
Guess Im just a Dionysian Hoe@ heart, oh well, good times!
Time to gather my minions....
XXOO
Jax

Sounds like you are having fun. Are you making up for lost time?
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 10:31 AM
Daydream Believer,

Um, excuse me, Mike is dumb??? *thinks about what Mike has achieved in life, vs Davy hosting a kooky show about the Royals*

Are you stoned? Can I have some? I need a fix. Especially after such a comment as that...oh wait, maybe that post didn't actually happen, maybe I'm really stoned high drunkoffmyass and having a bad trip...*looks at clock*

Damn. Too early for all that.

leenys

LOL! I kinda felt the same way when I read that post. WTF?! Kids today, huh leenys?
~Donatella

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 4:57 PM
What was that all about!!! Surely we haven't succumb to letting troll fans in here, what is the world coming too.

Oh and I graciously accept the challenge of part 2 of the RR, seen as you asked so nicely oh Goddess.

love and hugs
erin
;@)

YAY!! That makes me so very happy, erin dear. Why not give the Troll what he really deserves in your RR chapter?
~Donatella

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 12:16 AM
What the fuck? No new posts? Ahh, what a downer. So lets get right into the meat and potatoes, shall we? Jax, all though your life as a single gal sounds fun, and at times even enviable, what the fuck does it have to do with Mick, or Mike for that matter.

Daydream Believer, what rock did you crawl out from under? Davy? You can't be serious? Considering how lacking he is in height, not to mention personality, his dick must resemble a vienna sausage. What a fuckin' joke.

Season II will be out shortly. Ahh, fresh meat, how sweet. New masturbation material.

Now I can imagine something besides Micky throwing me down on a dirty cabin floor with my hands tied over my head with harsh rope that cuts through my skin. He fucks me so roughly that the tears stream freely from my eyes, but all I can do is wimper, as the gag has dried out my mouth so much that I am unable to make a sound. He shows no mercy, no emotion, he just keeps pounding away at me as if he's a rabid animal....

Yeah, yeah, I still am Wanting Micky

I propose a vote: WM should not be allowed to post in the BB until she writes long version of her smut fantasies. It's just plain cruel the way you taunt us with these little teasers. We start to get wet, and then BAMMO, end of story! Well, I for one can't take much more of this. GET WRITING MISSY!
~Donatella

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 2:42 AM
Yea, the duct tape would be a great thing, however I would prefer the oral to be left free to roam.
My theory is if a pretty puss is in front of the gaping maw, about to spew pretention, Our Micky's attention span will indeed follow it's instincts.
1st rate cunnilingus. Aww, that's nice.
I hear it's beyond words, hopefully his.

Jax

Ah, very cute. Yes, the duct tape does have its downside, i.e. a perfectly good hole should never be covered up. However, I feel that in the extreme case with Micky and his motor mouth of douche-chillingly bad, never-ending banter, that extreme measures must be taken, lest we lose our wetness to the black hole of humor, not to mention personality. This is, unfortunately, very necessary. Then again, there are always ear plugs.
~Donatella

This adorable (almost too adorable) pic was found by Dani.
Doesn't that cat face really fit Mick? And Mike looks... the same, mean.

OK, I know I've been slow with the posting lately, so sue me goddamit!  I've been busy.  And I even have some fics coming soon, so hang on to your panties gals.

~Donatella