Sunday, August 24, 2003 2:33 PM
Yeah, I admit Dona, that was the first thought that came to mind. . .then I remembered what the producers looked like. At least I can imagine the camera man was halfway decent.

'Course, look who we are talking about here.

Well, it seems two of my friend are off this weekend either seeing or screwing men I would desperately like to see or screw. Oh, desperation. . .why must I be damned to live a life of total inhibition? ARGH.

Been reading WAY too much slash in WAY too many fandoms.

Enjoy your trip, Dona-Goddess!

leenys

Thanks, leenys; and remember, if you can't fuck the one you want, then rely on the old faithful vibe and some good imagination.

Wish me luck. I'm going for a fuck-fest record on my cruise.
~Donatella

Monday, August 25, 2003 4:12 PM
Ohhh Dona, I'm sooo jealous of your fuck-filled journey to be! Wish I was there drinking and fucking with ya!

I can't agree with Amy's comments more. Mike and Micky were just too much for the average girl to handle at that time. ('cept of course us girls.) Can you imagine a good double teaming by those two in their prime? Holy cow. I could cum just thinking about it.

Fuzzy, I loved your comments. Couldn't agree more. Too bad I spelled dictionary wrong in my reply! LOL.

Dona, you will be sorely missed. We'll have to keep the black box busy in your absence so that when you return you'll have lots to post. Maybe someone will even submit a story? Or take on the RR? (Said in a whining and pleading voice.)

Wish I had Micks cock in my throat. I know that's off topic but never far from my mind....
Talk to you junkies later. Hey, is there chat tomorrow?

Wanting Micky and his fat dick

Ok, guess what I did? I don't know why I'm so good to you people. I just opened up a Yahell group so you can all still bullshit whilst I'm away. Go here: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/theblackbox_group and join the group, then post away! Knock yourselves out - I don't care, but remember, I WILL return.

There will be a chat tomorrow night, however I may make it an early one. Which reminds me, I have to apologize for missing most of last weeks chat - fucking AOL wouldn't let me in till around 11pm! I will be very diligent tomorrow night.
~Donatella

Monday, August 25, 2003 8:06 PM
Well Dona I hope you have a grand cruise. Fuck your brains out every chance you get, with whom ever you may want.

I broke down and bought the first season DVD. I've only watched the very last eppie with Mike and Peters comments. My comments on both of them are: Peter is fucking ignorant. Dumbest fuck head I can think of. Can't get shit straight. He made some fucking comment that on "The Girl I knew Somewhere" Davy played the drums. Okay, first of all the dumb ass troll can't play the drums and secondly if he sat in the chair his feet wouldn't be able to touch the ground. So there's no way he can play the bass drum or the top-hat. And as for Mikes part. The man was putting me to sleep. He talks so damn slow now. He can't pronounce words.If he wasn't going to be enthusied about the DVD's then why the fuck did he bother with it and put us through the boring torture. I certainly hope that he was better in the earlier commentaries he did.

I will say I thought that Mike and Micky were very cute in the opening credits from the 16mm version of the pilot. They looked so cute sitting there on the ground.Micky just seemed so excited to have Mike sitting there with him.

Wanting Micky, let me ask you a question. I read your comment to LL. You stated, thanks but as we all know. We've been there done that. Could it be that you ARE one of Micky's women, pretending not to be? Hmmmmmm.... Makes me wonder about you all the more.

Fuzzy ;)

Yep, Fuzzy was first on the new group - literally seconds after I got the thing up and running. If you all like it, I suppose we can keep it open.

I hope you didn't pay full price for that DVD set. I didn't really think it was worth what they wanted for it. I thought the comments only made them look even more senile than I thought they were, especially Peter. WTF?! His brain is really fried.
~Donatella

We are now up and running and back in business in the BB.  Feel free to continue to use Yahell for whatever.

I would have been here sooner, but I kind of got sidetrackted by life for about a year. I've been going through kind of a rough time, espically since my boyfriend and his brother moved back to California yesterday. In fact they should be arriving there as I type. My boyfriend is supposed to come back in a few months, and says he might be out here for Christmas. But other than that, I'm fine. So how has everyone else been?

Stranger

Well, glad you're here, Stranger. While your boyfriend is away, do yourself a favor and get laid all you can.
~Donatella

ok, this is so geekoid lame but i just want to point out that davy did in fact learn to play the drums to *some* degree so he could fill in for micky during live gigs (like when he did his marymary freakout bit) ... i'm not saying jones was amazingly good at it or anything but peter's memory might not be as bad as it sounds y'see.
but this has nothing to do with cocks so let's move on.

roo

roo? wow, it's been forever since we've heard from you. As I recall, aren't you a Nez fan? So why are you defending the Troll and Peter?
~Donatella

Reading back on my comments,from this past month,
All I can do is hang my virtual head in shame.
Dona, enjoy the Hell out of your holiday,
and to all the BB, It was the Heat Stroke medication talking.
Good Times.

Jax

I can't remember what exactly happened that would make you hold your head in shame. I hope its up by now.  And thank you, I did enjoy my vacation very much.
~Donatella

Monday, September 08, 2003 6:12 PM
ok, I've been hanging around here far too long no to post anything.

Just want to heave a huge sigh of relief I've fond a place that shows me that I'm not just a sick fuck making up this stuff. Or maybe everyone is here? Oh god what have I stumbled upon?!

Actually, just want to say thanks for providing me with the proof page to prove to my friend that there really were too many hormones flying around that band.

Ps. digging the fic, can anyone post em?

Hughes

Hi there, Hughes, glad you decided to join us. Sorry you had to wait two weeks to get your first post in the BB, but you picked vacation time to start. I hope you used the time wisely by filling your head with as much smut as possible. And yes, you're in luck 'cause anyone may post a fic, just send your chapters to me.
~Donatella

Ahhh. Good to be back home in the BB.

Wanting Micky

I'm glad someone's happy.
~Donatella

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 4:55 PM
ok, don't know if this will get posted, but hysteria took over today, and you lovely people seem like the only ones who would care that my brain nearly melted. I had myself fuckin convinced that I was speaking to Davy on the phone at work today. I nearly wet myself. With laughter.Slightly bizarre accent, about 56 yrs old, rambling converation where he wouldn't let me get a word in. All the hallmarks However, as I was medically screening this Mr Jones for a trip to Portugal in a caravan with his wife, I think it highly unlikely it was the troll himself. Unless those constant tours don't pull in that much revenue...

Imagine davy rockin some chick's world in a camper van... On second thoughts, don't. You'll only go blind.

PS on a scale from one to ten, how wrong is it to dig early 70's Mike? I guess I just like that 'man from the open plains' rough and ready thing. You know what they say about cowboys. They don't just walk like that from being in the saddle all day (though that is frickin harsh, too).

Hughes

Well, this is an interesting note. So you might have had the Troll on the phone booking a caravan trip to Portugal? I don't know what to think - I'm stumped, but if it sounded like him, then I don't see why it couldn't be him. Maybe he just has nothing better to do, except make that crapo pseudo sit-com The Royals.

As for worshipping an early 70's Mike cock, hey girl, get to the back of the line; we were here first. Personally, I think he was at his sexiest with that long hair and beard - doesn't get much hotter than that.
~Donatella

Yay! We're back in the Black Box! Yay!

Amy Throckyay-Smythe

Ah yes, the one person who voted for Yahell to rot in hell - merry christmas.
~Donatella

Glad you're back, Dona. How was the holiday? Hope you got laid while you were away.

mickysgirl

Well... I got drunk. Does that count?
~Donatella

Thursday, September 11, 2003 11:15 AM
Hasn't anyone else seen Micky in Aida? I went and wasn't
impressed with the show, though the performers were good. Leave
it to Disney to suck the life out of a classic tragedy and turn it into a
loud fashion show. Micky's kids were there, so I didn't get to talk
with him that night, but later on in the run Davy was in town and it
was just like old times, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
- LT

We all know about Disney, don't we? Evil incarnate, the devil himself disguised as Mickey Mouse - now how fucking evil can you get?! Who else would have the nerve to change our wonderful dirty, red-light district in to Disneyland? Aida is just one of the attractions.
~Donatella

Wow that is a beautiful picture. But not as beautiful as a Micky picture.

Stranger

The picture was not meant to compete with a Micky pic. It's a picture of my backyard, and I'm sorry, but I'm not yet ready to have a sense of humor about it.
~Donatella

Yes, I guess getting drunk counts. That is a gorgeous picture, thanks for posting it!

mickysgirl

Thanks.
~Donatella

Thursday, September 11, 2003 4:26 PM
Dona, that's a beautiful but tragic picture. I'm so sorry. I know how you feel. My husband worked on the 97th floor of the WTC when he lived in NYC. A lot of people lost their lives needlessly. People that we knew and I'm sure people that you knew as well. It was so hard trying to explain to my son why mommy was crying and sad for so long when that happened. I'm sure this is a hard day for you. Friends keep saying "I can't believe you're flying to NYC right after the anniversary of 911." Fuckin' pussies.

Sorry to be a downer-but anniversary seems like the wrong word for today. An anniversary seems like something that should be celebrated. It doesn't fit. I'd love to string those terrorists up by their balls in the middle of Times Square. I know anger doesn't help, but it's a lot better than being sad. For me anyway. In the words of Scarlett O'Hara, (one of my favs,) "Tommorrow is another day..."

Wanting Micky

I really hadn't meant to start a conversation about 9/11; I find it too depressing. The only problem flying into NYC, anytime, is all the fucking security you'll have to go through. I'll see ya when they finally let you go.
~Donatella

Well, no wonder it suddenly got quiet in Yahell. Everyone is back here.

Now I'm not that into cowboy Mike, I rather prefer non-smiling, sunglasses-on-the-head-I-could-give-a-fuck-if-Peter's-gone Mike. He's so cold, and so hot at the same time during that era.

On a completely different note, want to see something totally sick, yet hysterical? Testical Theater: www.testicletheater.com Be sure to read the Bio section.

Head~fan

Nice find, HF. I can't help wondering how you came upon this Testicular Theater.
~Donatella

I'm sorry for what i said about compairing the picture to a Micky one. But it is beautiful. :: timidly approaches on knees before goddess:: am I forgiven? :: kisses goddess ass:: Please?

Stranger

Yes, you are forgiven, little one.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

Yes, I know it's been a while, but here's a new chapter to "Fútsa atá sé anois"
(It's up to you now) from WTM that will not dissapoint.

Smut Alert Again!!

It must be our lucky night.  A short little story from Lene T.,  "Teeter Totter"

Saturday, September 13, 2003 3:49 PM
I like the Mike from 'Michigan Blackhawk'- y'know, he just wanders around aimlessly, demanding that his woman really doesn't have anything better to do than trail after him. Christ, but I wouldn't take that from anyone else. yay, more new smut to read. heh heh. I've been crashing Blur and Man From Uncle slash sites in desperation, so you've saved me from myself. Maybe I should get off my arse and finish my own fic... maybe.

Hughes

Uhh... I think that's a GREAT idea, don't you junkies?! Yes, get off your ass and do some smut writing. It's good for the soul.
~Donatella

Saturday, September 13, 2003 4:32 PM
just read Teeter Totter- great as always. Reminded me of when I read about Micky's third (i think) wife, when she sold her story to a woman's magazine. I kept thinking, what's the point? You don't need the money. Felt really weird, like she was almost showing off. Still, she seemed really sweet, but I have to say it creeped me out for no indentifiable reason. Thought I'd let you know, got nothing better to do with my time till Law and Order:SVU is on. Not that i don't love coming here, oh goddess, o wise ones.. shit, digging a hole here.

Hughes

Yes, LT said she was channeling Micky the other night and he just wouldn't leave. Apparently, that's where the story came from. Mike, I mean LT's much happier when she can be inside Micky instead. Sounds like you're getting pretty hooked, Hughes. Don't worry, I have a junkies 12 step program available.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 14, 2003 2:31 AM
The image you posted was moving enough to make me submit.
Unlike the Nissan Cup O Noodles,
Your photo brought tears to my eyes.
But it shows that the World's Greatest City, has a Wicked Strong Backbone.
Thank you for sharing, I have to go get something out of my eye.
You are indeed worthy of the Goddess Title,
All My Respect,

Jax

Oh, I'm sorry it made you cry, I didn't mean to do that, but if it's any consolation I spent most of the day in tears. Thanks Jax.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 14, 2003 12:08 PM
That was a VERY interesting story you wrote, Mike. Uh...I mean LT. I liked it. Very interesting. Mick's dick had to have been sending out signals all over.

It wouldn't surprise me that the stupid blonde would sell her story to a magazine. And yes...she does show off the fact that she's got him. BUT! If she only knew what kind of an ass she's making of herself, by doing that. She may think twice, before doing that anymore. It only makes her look totally stupid. Which we pretty much knew, since the beginning.

Fuzzy ;)

What stupid blond are we talking about here? Do you mean Donna? Did I miss something?
~Donatella

Sunday, September 14, 2003 3:15 PM
So, this 12-step program, I feel I'm gonna need it. Working a shit job for crappy pay means I gotta find a little joy somewhere. I'm sure some of you know the pain of working years to get a degree that leads nowhere.

Will it involve being like Sandra Bullock in that awful movie though? Cos if I have to do that then I'd really rather stay smut obsessed.

Hughes

I advise staying smut obsessed. It doesn't really do any major brain damage and what the hell, it's fun. I know all too well of your degree pain. How many did you collect before the realization of how worthless they are? I think I have two and a half; they hang on my bathroom wall.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 14, 2003 5:07 PM
Hughes, whats this story mickys 3rd wife sold to a woman's mag? I haven't heard about that and it sounds interesting. What was it about? Paige

Howdy, Paige. Wouldn't you like to worship a little before you ask questions? Though I would also like to know the answer to this one.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 14, 2003 9:58 PM
Wow Lene T, were you like channeling Micky Dolenz when you wrote "Teeter Totter"? If I read that anywhere other then here, I would've thought he actually wrote that. You've definitely got that man pegged. Paige

Well Paige, there's good reason.
~Donatella

Monday, September 15, 2003 8:52 PM
Batten down the hatches! Here comes Isabel! Are you ready, our fair mistress of smut?
I went out to buy batteries today and all over Long Island everything was out, so I tried Toys R US, thinking they might have some and I was right.

Last night I had a disturbing sex dream that Mark Walberg was a Monkee and I was fucking him. Although he could be considered on the hottish side, it still left me with a weird creepy feeling when I woke up--kind of in between a Peter and Davy repulsion. (For me, Peter being the lesser of the two evils.) What should I make of this? Should I seek professional help?

Head~fan

What are you doing in Long Island? I thought you were... someplace else. I laugh in the face of Isabel! Besides, we still have left overs from that black out.

So what's this about seeking help for a Mark Walberg wet dream? I find him rather fetching myself, especially the "Boogie Nights" girly version. Definitely a fuckable kinda guy, and I wouldn't worry one little bit about it.
~Donatella

Tuesday, September 16, 2003 3:46 PM
Micky. Pegged. Ha ha. You got that right.

-LT

No comment.
~Donatella

Tuesday, September 16, 2003 4:07 PM
it was a british mag, woman's own or woman's world or something. Mick's wife was talking about when she was 8, and how she told all her pals that one day she would marry the divine Mr D. They had wedding photos in there too, which was especially creepy as it was hard to tell her apart from some of his kids. She was something like an air stewardess, and clearly never progresed form the hormonally challenged teen fan stage. Aw that's mean actually,she did seem quite genuine. Nad there is nothing wrong wiht being an air stewardess.

By the way, just the one degree as yet, but I'm eviently glutton for punishment as I'm applying for an MA course. Anything but call centre work.

hughes

You sound a little drunk, hugh, everything OK?
~Donatella

Tuesday, September 16, 2003 9:31 PM
I laugh in the face of Isabel also, and I am in the area in which could possibly be affected. Mark Walberg is kinda fuckable, be scared if you dreamt about Carrot Top(no I didn't have a sex dream about him)but I had a regular dream once and he was in it. Anyway..off to watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

mickysgirl

Very good point, mg! Now that *is* something to be concerned about.
~Donatella

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 1:22 AM
Hughes,
How are you, Sweetie?
Yeah, I worked two jobs to get thru a year and a half at U of M(ichigan).Only to become a hairdresser. I'm happier than I ever thought possible.
It's been 15 years, and I look forward to every day , I do not call in sick, unless I am contagious.
I have to say I am happy.
And Dona, this one's for you.
I am moving into a Historical Landmark, a 1928 Apt.
Back East, no biggie. Out here, history starts with the 1950's.

I am decorating this little garden apt,with all period pieces.
My best friend is an Architect/interior/design purist.
We are not going for any replicas.
All authentic pieces.
He will not rest until he sees my tiny apt in Architectural Digest.
Cool. The re-decorating is much more involved .
I'm freaking out over things like Ice Crushers.

Jax

Wow, a pre-war; I always wanted one of those. So, you're headin' east? Well, the best part, of course, is you'll increase your I.Q. by at least two points - one point for simply leaving LA. The redecorating will be lots of fun, but you do realize it could take years to find all those authentic items. I do hope you'll have a modern kitchen though. I'm sure you don't want to use an ice-box with a drip pan, and you simply MUST have a good up-to-date hot tub. Anyway, good luck with your new home.
~Donatella

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 6:26 PM
Never liked Mark W all that much. He looks a bit vacant. I keep having the filthiest dreams about Illya Kuryakin from The Man From UNCLE, and the other night it got all mixed up and Mike and Micky were there dressed as Native Americans while we were getting down to business in a pharmacy. Riddle me that!

Apparently, Davy was directly responsible for UNCLE's popularity waning, as girls now had another cute moptop to lust over, and one that wasn't faux-Russian too. Damn the Troll for ruining good camp tv.

Hughes, havin' a caffeine freakout

DAMN! You sure do have one good imagination! Have you finished that story of yours yet? I'm very curious to see what you come up with in the world of M/M slash.
~Donatella

Friday, September 19, 2003 11:29 AM
Home sweet home! I'm back in OC Dona! NOT LA! LOL. I met the Goddess in the flesh and she is outrageous, beautiful and does not disappoint. (Falling to knees in worship.)

OK, now what the fuck? Has Micks Mrs. actually come forward with some fuckin' interview? Cunt. Whoops, did I say that out loud revealing my jealousy?

New York is fab-u-lous as always. Ooh, how I'd like to fuck Micky in a dirty subway car at 2am with the lights flickering on and off. Mmmmmmmm. With my naked back against the cold dirty pole, one leg wrapped around him, nails digging into his shoulders, screaming as he makes me come for the umpteenth time....Oh, I missed Head more than I realized.

The new stories are so great. What a great treat to come home to.

Question: Why is Mike always dominant? Do you think that would irratate Micky if he read these stories? When I met him he seemed very masculine. In a sensual way. In looking at some pics of the M&Ms, Mike seems quite enthralled with Micky. Perhaps Micky had Mike wrapped around his finger. I know Mike lovers will most likely dispute, however it is a possibility. Also-it seems to be the consensus that Mike left Mick, not the other way around. Did it just burn out? Was it just sex, not love? I'm interested in opinions. In light of the new story, especially yours, Lene? Hmmm?

Wanting Micky

Yes, tis true. We met in my special junkie garden of love, no shit, she really does have great tits; I was most impressed. And it seems like NYC had quite an impression on you, WM. Why don't you turn that little day-dream into a real smut story so we can all get off? You don't have to make Micky the sub; he just kinda falls into that role on his own, at least for many of us. I suggest that when you write your story involving you and Mick, make him a real dom, that's perfectly acceptable. Personally, I consider myself a Mike fan first and foremost, so I like him to have the upper hand so to speak. But lets face it, the man is naturally dominant, that's why he's always cast that way.
~Donatella

Friday, September 19, 2003 11:37 AM
OK, making up for lost time here. Goddess, I just checked the bottom of inspiration 2 in hope of new photos. Good God, woman! That nude of Davy sent me reeling again! Now I'll never recover from my NYC hangover! Why does he always see fit to be photographed nude? It sickens me.

I told hubby I'm going back to NYC by myself & hanging with the Goddess. I think he became frightened! LOL!

Wanting Micky

Hubby should be scared. He should be very scared...

I'll get more pics up - eventually.
~Donatella

Friday, September 19, 2003 5:30 PM
hi, yeah,I'm cool,thanx for the concern over my mini freak out! Sorry bout those last messages. I *was* a little drunk to tell the truth. How sad is that? Apologies oh wise goddess (grovel, grovel, etc etc.)

Kinda got something going fic-wise, and interestingly Mick is the dominant one.Kinda. I love the idea of Mike bein all wild and out of control, bein driven to distraction. He'd love it. Like those businessmen who like being spanked- le vice anglais, they apparently call it abroad, as we Brits dig that stuff. Hmm, Davy and a french chick fic emerging.. eww.Sorry for crummy spelling,as well.

Trouble is, I don't think I'm all that great at writing slash. Sure, it's crazy in my head, but on paper it just sounds faintly embarrasing or like a science textbook. Or both. I may be forced to send out a plea for someone to help me smut it up a bit, cos I got another idea, too. Argh, 6 months of nothing, then too much stuff at once! So much for my play...

Hughes, still feelin embarrased she posted drunk x

My god. How many times have we senior junkies heard this one? "...I can't write slash." Believe me dawling it isn't that hard, and we're all here to help you through it. Getting your feet wet is the biggest step, after that you'll become so addicted that you'll stay up night after night finishing your smut fics to perfection - we've all been there. Don't be embarrassed, just send me these ideas that make you cringe and we'll work it out. I'm sure it's much better than you think. Though... I'm a little concerned about the "French chic"... nonetheless, an idea is an idea.
~Donatella

Friday, September 19, 2003 10:38 PM
Hey Donatella! It's Lily, but you may remember meeting me in NYC with HMC. Making my appearance. I've got some ideas for some of my own man-love smut. I'm enjoying HMC's religiously and have yet to move on to the other stuff, but I will in time. Hoping to talk to you soon.

Lily White

Why hello my love! How nice to hear from you! We would all love a little taste of your "man-love smut". If you're getting pointers from HMC, then I'm sure it's wonderfully dirty.
~Donatella

Saturday, September 20, 2003 10:08 PM
This could piss everyone off but, to hell with it, have to ask....when all you M/M junkies here are indulging in debate re: Mike's want/love/need for Micky does anyone stop to consider the fact that Mike has admitted publicly that Peter was in fact his fav Monkee?

To me it's obvious that someone as harsh and strung out as Nez would be drawn to someone calming like Peter. If you re watch the Monkees you'll see Mike and Peter can't keep their hands off each other. And who can blame them.

Call me sick... call me a **please insert insult here** bitch... but I was just curious.

Little Red Rider

WHAT?!!!! No no no, dear, you have it all wrong - trust me! First, you must take into consideration that Mike is and always has been a person who likes to change history. He will say things to kind of erase things he's said in the past - yes, he's not all there. If you are a student of his banter, you will notice how much he always hated Peter and had no problem with letting Peter and the world know it. If in recent years he has said something to the contrary, then he is up to his old senile habit of correcting a faux pas that makes him look bad today.

Second, the only person Mike has consistently said he likes is Micky. Why Micky? Because Micky was stupid enough to admire Mike and listen to anything that spewed from his god-like mouth with the worship that Mike craved. Peter was a rival for Mike, i.e. as a musician, education, and dick size. He also thought Peter a giant pussy because he didn't stick up for himself. I could go on, but I'll leave some room for the junkies.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 21, 2003 5:47 AM
Hey all,

how is everyone? Sorry i havent been around much...i started University last week...its so cool, i never knew i'd have so much fun. I have to restrain myself from burning out too quickly. But i cant help it - every alcoholic drink is £1!!! That's so cheap i could get drunk in record timing.

Plus i met a Monkees fan, although i am unsure of her corruptability...(she doesn't like drinking or smoking etc etc so maybe M/M is a little hardcore for her just yet). LOL...but i will work my magic smut on her in due course.

So what's been going down...i why didnt i see this interview in the Brit mag?

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

ps, Mike is so dominant, that Micky really has no choice in being subordinate...who else is there to do it? They just fit well like a jigsaw puzzle.

College is fun, but eventually you will have to do some work. I remember I barely had time to party once things got serious. I'm hoping though, that your new education will turn you into an even better smut writer. Which reminds me, how about another chapter? I'm sure you can whip one up in no time.

A jigsaw puzzle - that's so perfect.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 21, 2003 10:23 AM
Well, Just got my power back on from that fucking bitch Isabel. Had to come here and fuck things up. Anyway, Hope everybody that was affected are fine.

mickysgirl

Oh, sorry you lost power; I know only too well how much that sucks. We were lucky here though, been beautiful weather lately. We actually have sun.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 21, 2003 5:37 PM
Little Red Rider, Are you on drugs? Where the fuck did you get the idea that Peter was Mike's favorite? As Dona has said, it's a known fact that Mike could not stand the site of Peter. And may I say, who could blame him. Eww...

Micky has always been Mike's fave. He's the only one that really got a long with Mike, especially in the older years. I'm sure Micky kept up with his good fucking, and Mike appreciated that. By the time they had their 30th. Anniversary tour. Mike and Davy couldn't stand each other, and Peter was just in the fucking way. Then again, who the hell can get a long with that freakin' little troll? Definitely not I. Sorry, but you are just so very wrong on this issue, LRR.

Fuzzy ;)

Ditto
~Donatella

Sunday, September 21, 2003 5:52 PM
Don't worry WTM, I met a Monkees fan at uni too, and she was perfectly corruptable. Only took one look at the Proof Page, and now she looks for the smut in everything!Of course, she is a total stoner, too, which probably explains her liking for Peter smut. Damn hippies, they're everywhere. I love 'em.

Ok, nearly done with Part one of fic. It's called 'If He Had His Chance Again, He'd Be A Diamond'. I spent about a week deciding on that, so no apologies for it being too long. And yes, I will send it along soon, promise. Just gotta bite the bullet. I dig the jigsaw analogy, but had to giggle cos then I thought of Dr Evil and Mini Me- 'You complete me'!Kinda ruins a beautiful thing you had there.

By the way,I am listening to Missing Links as I write- does anyone else hear Mike singing in Hollywood-'to go back to that fork in the road takes all the strength of my *asshole* and more'? No? Ho hum.

Hughes

Oooooh, I can't wait to see this fic of yours, and we like 'em long, the longer the better - no complaints. Now what's this about Mike singing about his asshole?
~Donatella

Sunday, September 21, 2003 8:38 PM
Yeah, after she hit and fucked everybody up, it has been nice and sunny...About 1.6 million people were without power after and in less that 2 days they had 52% back on.

Anyway enough about that...

mickysgirl

Well, hopefully everyone has power by now! That would be a disaster.
~Donatella

Monday, September 22, 2003 11:00 AM
I think Mike was too intellegent to be interested in Peter. Micky has an adorable quality that appeals to Mikes vanity. Mike likes to feel superior and Micky falls for it hook, line and sinker. It's like having a kid brother worshipping the ground you walk on and hanging on every word.

However, I would love to see Micky as the dominent one, as I myself would love for him to dominate me. Oh yes, I would love to be his sexual plaything. I have it from a reliable source that that man "loves to eat pussy." I bet he is awesome in the sack.

You know the man may wear the pants but the woman rules the roost. Perhaps Micky was smarter than we give him credit for. Maybe he let Mike think he was in charge and by batting his eyes or pouting controlled Mike in his own way.

Actually, I'd be quite interested to hear my fellow junkies opinions on this.

By the way, I have yet to see any picture showing that Mike had the bigger meat whistle of the 2! Challenge issued.

Wanting to ride Mickys Hot Rod

Very well put, WM. It pretty much says it all. And as for "meat whistles", Peter is really a woman, so no contest.
~Donatella

Monday, September 22, 2003 9:18 PM
I think it's time for Davy to be put out to pasture. He is old, ugly, and has no talent. He still thinks he is a cutey teenager but he is sorely mistaken. It is an embarassment to see him on "The Royals" ads, pointing and pretending he can pass it off as dancing. Besides, his dick is probably shrived up to the size of a raisin (it wasn't that big to begin with, most likely).

All in favor of forcing Davy into an old age home? Say aye!

Head~Fan

God, I watched about five minutes of "The Royals" before I was almost suffocated by douche chills. The concept of the show is bad enough, but put the Troll in it and it becomes one of the worst man-made disasters of humankind.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

Yes, a hot little number by Head~Fan "All Men Must Have Someone".  Did I say hot?  Make that steamy.

Friday, September 26, 2003 8:01 PM
Kudos to Head Fan!! Thank you so much. Your fic was the bomb-diggity. Wah-hoo. Keep 'em cuming. Pun intended.

But, back to serious business, has anyone got a pic that would indicate Mike to be larger in his nether regions than our beloved Micky. I'm thinkin'.......no. No man, woman or child has taken up my challenge. In those stills from head, Micky's dick is so fuckin' fine. I'd like to pogo on his stick. Oh yeah. You just know that that man was "Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy." Now that's what I'm talking about. Go on, chickadee boom-booms. Show me the proof. I dare ya.....

wanting to bounce on Mick's pogo stick-Wa-hooooo!

Personally, I'm still not convinced that Mick's dick wasn't a prop for filmic sexual atmosphere. Mike's dick, however, can be seen everywhere as a large hanging basket in almost every shot - he must dress down rather than to the side.
~Donatella

Saturday, September 27, 2003 10:06 AM
Hey Fuzzy, Where have you been, girl? I'm missing your angry rants.LOL. Um, uh oh, I think that posting messages to specific people is forbidden. Maybe I made that up. Either way, I gladly pull down my panties and grab my ankles in anticipation of a good spanking by the Goddess. A girl can never get spanked too much. I've been a very bad girl. I think it's 7am and I still haven't gone to bed yet. It might be a painful day. I'm thinkin'...yeah. So, every year I throw a rager of a Halloween party. What should I be? Little Bo Peep the costume is quite cute. I really want to be Mickys sex slave. And, I want him to be mean to me. I'll gladly crawl on my hands and knees just to suck his dick. I think he should spank me, just for good measure, you know. Maybe handcuff me, blindfold me, no. I want to see those fabulous eyes. I want him to make me cry when I cum. Not sobbing mind you, just tears of exquisite release. I must have a dirt fetish. I want him to throw me down in some place. Maybe put me on the sink in a filthy bathroom somewhere, and when I protest, he'll shut me up with kisses and tell me to fuckin' shut up and take it. Ram me hard until tears come. Ummmm, fuck where is that vibrator...

Wanting to ride Mickys hot rod

Jeez!! Holy shit on a stick, woman! You have entirely too much time on your hands, which can be a good thing if you'd just sit down long enough to write down all that filthy smut in your head. You have enough material for at least five fics, so what's the deal? In fact, I'm not even going to spank you. Your punishment is to write a ten page story of your sex fantasy with Mick. Hurry, this is due Friday.
~Donatella

Sunday, September 28, 2003 2:02 PM
Hmmmm, I think I may have to concede on this 'Mike's favorite Monkee' thing. The other day I read a transcript of Mike on "Later with Greg Kinnear" and out of his own mouth he said Micky was his fav.

So certainly on that day that was how he felt! Can't argue with that I guess. Big of me to admit that dontcha think *smiles*

I do agree with you Donatella that Mike may have seen Peter as a threat. Dick size eh....me likes that. *ponders Mike's dick size, then (to the repulsion of all reading?!)...ponders Peter's*

Well, what can I do... I DIG PETER!! Damn it!

Mike is ultimately more sexual though, no contest.(That was stating the obvious right?...!!)

Little Red Rider

You are such a good little girl. I hereby promote you to junkie, or have I already done that? Oh well. Stick around long enough and we may be able to cure you of this Peter affliction - remember, we're here to help.
~Donatella