Monday, July 21, 2003 5:41 AM
Many thanks for the comments, Head-Fan and I am working on the next part now. Writing seems to be coming thick and fast at the mo, so I will try not to disappoint.

I am a 38DD too and I can only get bras from a certain shop and they are fucking expensive. However I must admit that stores in the UK have finally began to realise that the population is not made up of stick thin bints and real women have curves!!!! Hope u get sorted soon

love and hugs
erin
;@)

" Think and fast"?! If that's your description of the process, then the product must be reeeeaaaallly hot! I can't wait! Make sure you put lots and lots of dirty sex in there - we're all starving.

Another 38DD - this place is just full of goddesses. Oh, by the way, when I was in Victoria's Secret last week I discovered that they now cater to our goddess-like figures. YES. They make their bras with lots of support now and even have wide straps with two - count 'em - two eye-clips to hold those babies down. Their stuff used to be so flimsy that I never could wear any of those pretty tit holders, but these days they even carry the goddess sizes that we so desperately seek! I strongly urge all in search of major rack-rigging to head to their nearest VS store - they're having a sale.
~Donatella

Monday, July 21, 2003 1:19 PM
May I ask What the fuck is that, in that one picture?! Is that Davy....NAKED!? EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....Please say it isn't so!!!!! How ugly can it be?! If you look at it really carefully, the way he's standing in the picture, he really does looks like a Monkey. UUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Quick someone draw some clothes on that thing!!! Do something....Pleeaasseee....my eyes! It's hurting my eyes!!

Fuzzy ;)

Yes, that is Davy naked. Let's just all give thanks that the picture is very blurry.
~Donatella

Monday, July 21, 2003 9:09 PM
Hi,
Found this pic of Mike in the recording studio, but it doesn't look like his usual self. He looks VERY young (and hot!)
www.esoteric-solutions.co.uk/monkees/detailpages/foreignlpdetails/arlpm3772.htm

Head~fan

Wait just a cotton pickin' minute! What do you mean by "...(Mike) doesn't look like his usual self."? Are you suggesting that dear Michael looked anything other than hot (excluding old Mike, of course)? He does indeed look extremely fuckable in this pic, but then he always did.
~Donatella

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 4:17 AM
I find it so amazing, that other femmes feel the same as I do about 3 out of 4 Monkees. Davy frightens me, too Show Tune-esque, with a mullet, doing that Shuffle and Slide little dance <shudder>.

Mix is obviously my most lusted after, Mike pulling up the rear, no pun intended, and Peter is such a freak, why the Hell not screw him just to tell my grandkids I did.
The thing that confuses me the most, is that in all actuality,they just looked like regular Schlomo's.
Except for Mix, they just looked like dudes we see all the time.
As for Mix, he has features like no one else on the planet.
I like to think his lack of a profile, is a direct result of his fondness for cunnilingus. Their personalities made (make?)them fuckable

I thank You, Mistress,
for maintaining this hella fun page.
My career has become my life, and I adore it, but it leaves me with little contact of over 30 un-fucked up straight single men. I wouldn't change my occupation for anything, but I'm damn near to snogging with a woman, just for the human contact. Anyone tried the 8 minute dating?
Love to you All,
Be nice to Dino,
I sent him a link, he thinks it the funniest shit he's heard in years.
Randy Ass Bastard...
XXOO,

Jax

Ha Ha! I never thought of that. What a great image I have in my head right now. So, Mick got his pug face from too much muff-diving - if you only knew. Or maybe he was born that way to be a world class pussy-eater, divine fate? Either way, you have a very good imagination, or first-hand knowledge.

And hey, don't knock Mick's favorite pastime till you've tried it yourself. I see nothing wrong with a little (or a lot) fem to fem sex, in fact, women are so much better at it. I thoroughly encourage anyone to give it a try - you just may like it.
~Donatella

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 4:35 PM
I am only a "D" cup, damn.

Well, that was one fucking scary ass picture of Davy naked...eww..yeah, I'm glad it was blurry. Mike did look particularly fuckable in that pic in the recording studio. Yummy.

mickysgirl

Only a D cup?! That makes me flat-chested.
~Donatella

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 6:42 PM
Jax, why are you calling Mick, Mix? Is there something here I'm missing? Separately without the TV show I wouldn't have looked twice at the boys. 'Cept of course Mick. There's just something about that face with the puppy dog eyes. And the voice-I better not get started on that again. The speaking voice is the best thing I've ever heard in my life. Much different now than it was then.
All right Dona, let us in on the Micky-the-muff-diver joke. Or is it that the boy just simply won't go down? During chat a few weeks ago there were more than one of you gals snickering about it. Come on. Let's not hold back with the lurid details girls! I can understand an aversion to a smelly twat, but then I ask you, how much better can Mike's arse-hole smell? Eeeewwwwwwww!
So everyone knows, apparently my last post got lost in never-never land somewhere. However, I am no virgin to the BS or the DS. How could you even suspect such a crime! What kind of girl do you think I am. I've run through many a battery reading those stories. I don't read them in any order though. Today I read "The One" by Paula C. Excellent. Of course I replaced Micky for Peter. I had to. I'm sure most of you will understand.
Mike's sexy voice has been getting to me lately. I'm becomming a convert. How convenient that he has a nice fat cock to go along with that voice. That Texan could rope me anytime! Ride 'em cowboy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanting Mick(The most)

Micky needs a special daily diet of mixed muff. He gets most of his nutrition from twat juice in assorted flavors from anyone who is willing to give it to him. I don't believe he has an aversion to ANY odiferous body parts; I'm not even sure he has a sense of smell.

You can relax. We all understand that you are well read in the smut department. It must have been some terrible misunderstanding. Just keep reading; you'll be a full convert very soon.
~Donatella

Thursday, July 24, 2003 3:55 AM
My Mistress of Sensuality,
Mind you, I was a child of the 80's.
And here's my take.
As far as men are concerned, there is no such thing as bi-sexuality. I call them tri-sexuals, just too fucked up for any kind of relationship, just looking for a recepticle. Nothing is more heart-breaking, than a monogamous
femme, who finds her self with an STD.
A dude either wants Hairy Ass, or not.
But, I have to admit,
as women, we are more careing and compassionate. A trait few men can grasp.
Ever notice, when there is no testosterone around, femmes are so nice to each other?

And let old Boy, with his hairy knuckles dragging the ground,show up, we act like primates.

But I do go on and on, my reason for posting tonight,
Though I was born ivory and red headed, I am mulatto.
Anyone know if Mix Or Mike had Jungle Fever?

Jax

Hmm, I think most men prefer their hand to anything (or anyone) else. It is, after all, their first love. But I can't really fault them for that when I know my own first love is the latest hi-tech vibe. I don't believe in monogamy for anyone, so as far as I'm concerned, a hairy ass or goddess-sized tits are all up for grabs when it comes to pure sex.

I don't like to group everyone together into such tight categories, though. A nice woman will be a nice woman no matter who's in the room, unless, of course she's premenstrual. I don't think men influence how I act toward women. I have my own testosterone to deal with, and if a man can't sit down and shut up he has to deal with me - sisterhood is too important to let a pair of balls get in the way.

I wish I were a red-head. I have no doubt in my mind that Mick would love to nosh on some spicy jungle juice; however, I don't see Mike having the stamina to keep up.
~Donatella

Thursday, July 24, 2003 4:28 AM
Dona, you are the best.
I feel some wicked bad smut writing about to surface...

Jax

Oh god, I certainly hope so! We all need a fix sooooooo bad.
~Donatella

Important Notice:
I've recently been blessed with a plethora of new pics from Head fan, Wanting Micky and Michelle, too many to post here in the Box.  So it was a good excuse to get that pics page up.  Please direct your horny little selves to the brand new Head Inspiration Page.  Yes, inspiration for all your writing and masturbation needs.

Oh, and there's a fic or two coming soon!

Thursday, July 24, 2003 4:20 PM
I'm a redhead.....

Don't feel like your flat chested, I'm not a very large D if that makes you feel any better! LOL I think I'm just a large C...anyway, enough about my chest.

mickysgirl

There can never be enough about your chest.
~Donatella

Thursday, July 24, 2003 11:25 PM
Ok, I have a serious problem that I may need professional help with!

Every time I try to fantasize about someone, all I can imagine is great sweaty fuck with Mike. I've tried hard to think about Micky or Peter like that (the thought of Davy like that repulses me) but all I can think about is good ole Papa Nez. Normally, I would say that Peter was the hottest (and still is) but all I've got on my mind is Nez.

My current fantasy... Mike pushes me against a wall and we fuck standing. I imagine he's so powerful it literally sweeps me off my feet.

Hoping you can help me with this very serious problem!! Any suggestions?

(PS I am working on my first piece of smut. No idea when it will be done.)

Head~fan

This is a problem? I'd call this more of a revelation. A life saving revelation. Mike is much better for you, spiritually, intellectually and most important sexually - much better. Obviously, your subconscious knows this and is trying to tell you by keeping your fantasies Nez filled and Peter poor. You should go with these feelings till you can't even imagine Peter naked - a good thing. Don't fight the power of the Nez attraction! In the end, you'll thank me.
~Donatella

Friday, July 25, 2003 12:27 PM
Hey there Goddess:

Did you get the pics I emailed you? Particularly enjoyable is the oneof the boys tied up with Mickys legs spread. There's proof a plenty in them thar pictures!

I still think there's a little weird thing with Mick and Pete. It is a definite possibility that Mick has had Peter's peter. Just because that boy is stupid as a rock doesn't mean he's a butt-virgin.

I missed the chat this week. Hope I didn't miss anything juicy. I don't know what the hell happened. Must have been busy.

Wanting Micky

Keep your bra on, woman! Yes, I got your lovely pics which are now hanging in the new Inspiration section of Head. We all thank you a thousand times for having such a keen and enthusiastic eye for crotch shots.

FYI, Peter has admitted publicly to having at least one homosexual encounter, so that should put your mind to rest. It very well could have been with Mick - who knows? But I'd prefer to think of Mick with Mike instead, its an aesthetic thing.
~Donatella

Saturday, July 26, 2003 1:04 AM
M.N. here...
As usual I've been sitting in my spectator seat with a perfect view of the B. BOX. It's probably just a spike in hormones but I can't resist the urge to put in my two cents...

First of all I am a strong believer in "To each his own" But that being said. I JUST DON'T GET IT.... Please explain. As you have said lets just focus on the 60s version of our guys.... It seems that most of the horny gang in the B Box have a Mic fetish.... Like I said I just don't get it....

Micky reminds me of that kid we all knew at school that gave us the willies. He wasn't ugly to look at but he wasn't the least bit cute.... He was always clowning around making everyone laugh. Which is why he was aloud to hang out with the cute guys. But every chance he got he was lude, and suggestive to to point of making your skin crawl.
Ok that is the impression he gives me. Then I have spent the last couple of days looking at my extensive collection of pictures of the guys.

Peter- well, on occasion he is slightly attractive. Rare but there are a few pic's.

Davy- First I have to say he IS a Troll,self-centered,non talented on & on,,,,, But in some alternate universe cute as far as trolls go. And the only bad pictures of him are because he is just plain acting stupid in front of the camera. So you see his personality instead of his looks...
Mike- OK, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that Mistress Nez is slightly slanted in her view of this stud muffin. But I dare anyone to find more than one or two pictures of this prime cut of meat that are not to drool over.. Now I do know there are a couple out there where he is smiling goofy, which are an embarrassment to look at. Then there is the stills of The Monkees singing, What am I doing hanging round. He looks like he is ill in that video. Pale, sweaty actually sick... But other than that his pictures are sultry,sexy,and the most consistent, crotch moisturizing male of the 60s and well into the 80s....
Then there is MICKY

Now you have to LOOK for a good picture. Mic appeared to have dentures in his 20s which we know he didn't because of how bad his teeth look today... He has a very ethnic looking nose which doesn't fit his coloring. When he was straightening his hair it looked like a bad wig. The natural curl was very attractive, but it still had his Jay Leno looking mug under it. Basically the only thing I can find slightly attractive about the man is according to legion he is an easy Fuck....

Ok,I will go back to listening
Please SPLANE IT TO ME LUCY.....
MICKY..... I JUST DON'T GET IT....

You're right, the Box does tend to lean heavily toward Mick. For some reason he's become very popular lately; I think it does have a lot to do with him being such a whore. Where it seems like the others have lost some interest in the sexual excersize area - that Viagra is costly. I must agree with you that Micky can be a bit goofy looking; its one of the things that push me toward Mike - not to mention, Mick's insistance on talking - another definite turn-off.

As far as an explanation of the old Mick phenomenon, I wish I had one. I find him to be thoroughly unattractive in his present state. I don't care how much weight he's lost or what he's done to his hair; I don't even care if he's wearing duct tape over his mouth - he's old, and looks it. The one thing they all had going for them was their young innocence, without it, they're just a bunch of middle-aged men looking (desperately) for past glory. In my oppinion, Mike is the only one left with some self respect - though still probably too old to fuck.

Did I get off the subject?
~Donatella

Saturday, July 26, 2003 6:43 PM
I love the Inspiration Gallery!! There are many photos I've never seen before there. Great job assembling that for us. I was enjoying them all but I was disturbed by the one of Mike with his tongue out...he looks like he's insane!

I love the very chesty photos of Micky. Maybe I can overcome my problem using those. ; )

Head~fan

I'm SURE you can overcome that "problem" of yours. Glad you like the new pics.
~Donatella

Saturday, July 26, 2003 10:06 PM
Hmmm, Mike too old to fuck? I don't know about that one. Remember, he does have a rather young wife. I mean, she's my age for cripe's sake. And as we all know, women peak in their thirties. I would imagine she probably keeps him pretty busy. And regardless of what he looks like (I don't have a problem with older Mike, but I understand that some of the babes here do, and that's fine) I would imagine he's probably still pretty damned awesome in the sack. But then again, if he's not doing it for her, she can always hang out here with the rest of us. :D

Jaye

That's true, she could. We could give her lots of young Mike fantasy fodder.
~Donatella

Saturday, July 26, 2003 10:07 PM
Poor Mike, he just can't hide that dick of his. It seems to be buldging in every picture, but that is fine by me. Thanks for posting the pictures Dona, I will keep my eyes peeled for more!

mickysgirl

Yeah, its a real shame about Mike's abnormally large shlong, isn't it?
~Donatella

Saturday, July 26, 2003 10:35 PM
Okay, I've said it once and I'll say it again, Davy was, in fact, attractive back in the sixties.
I think he was a hot little number and I could reference a good number of pictures to prove it, but I'm snorting coke right now and I don't have time to do the research. But seriously, look through those photos, there's one with Davy sprawled in the sand wearing cut off jeans, and I just.... wanna.... like... LICK HIS CHEST or something, cuz Hot damn.

HMC

Yeah, yeah, we've all heard it before. Unfortunately, he was dubbed the Troll for some very good reasons. Let's not forget that bitter, my-shit-don't-stink attitude. Oh, and he's short too.
~Donatella

Sunday, July 27, 2003 4:13 AM
To head-fan,
> swoon<
I'll be there to grab the "baton"for a tag team.
Nez sent me an autographed book,
as I sent him a tasteful yet intriguing email.
Or at least his "people" hooked me up.
At any rate, It's a treasure.
Keep us posted on the Nez smut.
XXOO

jax

You mean Mike knows how to sign his own name? Who knew?
~Donatella

Sunday, July 27, 2003 4:49 AM
Oh Fuck, Dona,
those words hit to close to home.
But allow me in my LA new age tecquilla induced tangent, to play Devil's Advocate...
First of all, we agree that Davy is a scary troll.
Enough said.
Peter, is a cute perma-fried freak.
Michael, is a most sincere , fan-oriented guy,very gracious, and has aged the best.
He sent me an autographed hard cover novel, just for writing, What a Guy!

But Damn It,
Something about Micky, and his slapstick humour, the fact he was raised with femmes, sired like 20 of his own,(karma)
Has a confessed weakness even as an old guy for female Ass,
and as word has it, will sell his soul to eat a fresh puss.

Micky was the first guy I ever felt the "tingle"
over.
The shenanagans I could pull on his ass, you have no idea...

I can't explain it, but something about him makes me want to get Medieval On His Ass. When he was like 20, he allready had nappy hair peeking over his collar.
I'm not usually drawn to the swarthy types.

I would lick, suck and fuck like a banshee.
Did I say that outloud?
Damn it!
Aw well,
whats said is said

Jax

I hated Micky when I was a kid watching Monkee reruns in the 70's. Mike was my fave from day one, and it always bothered me that Micky would get so much airtime on the show, at least it seemed that way. I always felt that he was taking away precious minutes where I could be watching Mike instead. Times have changed.
~Donatella

Message from the Goddess:

So sorry, everyone.  The site has been down due to a very needed server upgrade.  It may stil be a little sluggish till I fix everything, but it works.  If you find any problems with links or just plain anything weird, please drop me an e-mail to let me know so I can put it on my list of fixes.

On the brighter side, I've recieved lots more pics, and even a fic!!  I will try my darndest to get it all up ASAP.

My apologies for the posting delays.  The upgrade is done and everything seems to be working just fine.

Monday, July 28, 2003 3:17 AM
Allright, to each her peach, and I adore you all for your honesty.
I so have no room to talk,
but Damn It, you guys.
The Troll stories are like bad car crashes...
I dont want to look, but some macabre base instinct makes me .
After realizing that blurry pic was of Davy ass-naked,
Hysterical Blindness followed. That kind of therapy aint cheap. I still get the willies when I see a short guy.

I had a hella fun week-end off, just so you know...
5 of my best girlfriends had a shopping/drinking spree.
The most fun, was playing "old Guys I would Fuck"
Sorry Micky, you were narrowly beat off, lol, out by Roger Moore. We got so innebriated , we went thru my closet, and dressed up like the Spice Girls,(I'm Scarry") and had the nerve to drive to TJ.Somehow I got it in my head, I was Anna Nicole Smith. All I can do is laugh. Look for me on Telemundo...

I have a Kate Spade bag and a fucked up headache

Those Troll trappings can be dangerous; I believe there is a warning label on most of them. The hysterical blindness will dissipate over time, so not to worry. I've never been a Roger Moore fan and I can't really think of any old men I'd like to fuck, including Mick.

A drinking/shopping spree is always fun, however, when one becomes so deliriously plastered to dress up as a Spice Girl, or worse, Anna Nicole Smith, and then proceed to a public area, it is time to consider other avenues. I suggest a less gregarious substitution for the alcohol - try getting high instead.
~Donatella

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 2:44 AM
Well what's wrong with an "ethnic looking nose" that
doesn't fit his "coloring" anyway?
Yes, Micky's looks take a while to sink in, and once they
do, well, that's why I, for one, am so obsessed..he's
definately other-worldly. This also leads to his great
appreciation for the ladies of this particular (peculiar?)
taste. Funny looking guys are sooo grateful don't you
think? (not that i would know) Just ask Toni Basil..it's
guy like YOU Mickay!

And speaking of bras, did anyone see "What Not to
Wear" (on TLC) when they forced a makeover on a
woman wearing the Monkees 30th anniversary tour
t-shirt? Classic.

AMD

Nothing wrong with an ethnic looking nose, though I'm not sure what ethnicity was being suggested. I think Mick has a genuine Irish nose thing going which fits his ethnic roots, it just doesn't fit his face - a little bit of a bridge wouldn't hurt.

Afraid I missed that TLC makeover, but I too would consider a Monkee's 30th anniversary tee-shirt to be a fashion "don't".
~Donatella

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 5:28 PM
Well, Head-babes, I don't really have much to add, but I thought that I, too, would out myself as a life long red head. Now if someone would tell me why I just did that? lol Do one of the boys have an obsession with red heads or something of the sort? I know any of the other flame haired godesses here can relate to this..... I absolutely hate it when a total fucking stranger, typically a slobbish male, comes up to me and says, "So baby, is it true what they say about red heads?" Uggghhh. I've got to come up with a good response for that one. Yes, we are all passionate, hot tempered, and FABULOUS in bed, but that certainly isn't any of the slob's business.

Anyway, I know this is all a bit off topic, but I wanted to check in and say hi to everyone. I've really missed hanging out here. Life has managed to get in the way of my Nez and Monkee time. I'm trying to re-prioritize, though. I might even be able to get some fiction together. No promises, but I'm trying.

By the way, I have a question for Mistress Nez, if that's permissable. Do you by chance run a Nez-oriented site? Just curious. You sound a bit familiar.

I'm outta here, babes. Peace and Monkee love,

Jaye

Yes, you simply must get your priorities straight! Nez pleasure always comes before business - remember that and you'll always be happy - no guarantees.

The red-head thing is just my hang-up; I just like red hair on women. If I were a lesbian, I would definitely seek one out to call my own, if they're great in bed then that's just frosting on the cake.
~Donatella

Friday, August 01, 2003 10:01 PM
Hot buttered damn! Proof positive ladies!!! Vindication at last. Yes, I have discovered the boys holding hands un-necessarily. Proof: Disc 4 Episode 22: Monkees at the Circus. While not my favorite eppy, While the boys are all in tights on a tightrope, Petey falls down revealing that Mike and Micky are indeed holding hands behind him. Right when he falls, one can plainly view the 2 M's holding hands. Davy is standing on their shoulders in plain sight. Does this suggest that the troll was in on the sexual gymnastics? (The acrobatic pose in itself suggests that there were indeed "acrobatics" of some kind going on.) Was it a 3 ring circus I ask you? Peter, ("I'm the dummy, Micky") is the only oblivious fool to this hand holding demonstration apparently. I am snorting with delight. A ha! The proof is in the pudding. Let's hope there was no "pudding" in our fair lads tights.

Point in case #2: One can clearly decipher just which Monkee prefers boxers over briefs. Davy=boxers. Mike=briefs. Lookin' high or lookin' low when I find my boots I know I gotta go....

Hey, which song does Micky sing "Oh my my" on? I am on a need to know basis here. Don't keep me hangin. Puh-leeze.

And has everyone had the chance to view inspiration #82. (Yes, I'm still hung up on that big dick pic.) Toodles all...

Wanting Micky (I'd like to show him my "big top")

Actually, the scene in that eppie of M&M holding hands is when they're sitting together watching Davy do some dumb circus act. As I recall, Mike has his hand on Mick's thigh, but I could've imagined that part. If you're looking for a really good proof scene, then watch the one where Peter gets kidnapped or something (can't remember the title). As Davy, Micky and Mike are climbing up a ladder to get into the building, Mike gives Micky a beautifully executed show of affection with a push/grab/rub on the ass. It's one of my favorites.
~Donatella

Friday, August 01, 2003 10:11 PM
Yeah, yeah, I know. I just submitted 2 seconds ago. But then I went and turned the boys back on. And as you all know I love this man sooooooooo mucho, but.... Have any of you ever noticed that Mick often times holds his hands in a very "fey" way? I know, I do love him. And only a true man can wear jewelry, i.e., rings, etc.... Micky looks hot. I love his rings, he gets me wet and all that. However, If I had a dick, I'd bend him over. It's true ya know, not all men can get away with jewelry or eyeliner for that matter, case in point: Keith Richards, Brian Jones, Jonny Deppalicious. Anyway, I'm rambling 'cuz I'm drinkin', see?
OK, I'll probably buzz in later after another round.

Wanting Micky (Lovin' those rings)

I love Johnny Depp, and I'm not drinking.
~Donatella

Friday, August 01, 2003 10:34 PM
That's right ladies, I'm back. A little bit drunker, (Is there such a word?)and full of questions.
1. Why does Peter wear the face of a constipated man when
sings?
2. Why does Davy think he's such a bad-ass tamborine player? ROFLMAO (Thanks for teaching me that one Dona)
3. Why is Micky so immenitely fuckable. Can he do no wrong? Comedy vaccum? I beg to differ. I want to lick that man. He's the hottest 20 year old on the planet.
4.Why is it that when I see a current 20 year old they seem like a baby puppy-not hot monkee meat like Micky?
Ok, I'll go bye-bye again now.

Honey, I think you need another hobby. Just a little something to spread your time with Micky obsession with something else - how 'bout bowling?
Ahem...
1. Peter is always constipated, but it shows more on his face when he's singing 'cause the diaphragm muscles are being worked similar to taking a shit.
2. Davy thinks everything he does is godly. Some of this unfortunate attitude comes from his psycho fans who believe his holiness' shit doesn't stink.
3. Uhhhh... Mick can do plenty wrong, which is why I insist his mouth be permanently duct taped up.
4. Well, they're not "Monkee" anything. But I see hot portions of beef-cake walking down the street daily.
~Donatella

Saturday, August 02, 2003 4:57 AM
My Dear Goddess,
I'm in a quandry, please talk me down.
If you scroll back to my many dumb-ass rantings, yes , That is me.

The plot thickens,
my "b-movie boy-friend" is just so flirtatious and sexy.
And that would be great, but he is fucking married.
With a 3 year old little girl.
Since we have such an innocent history, (I was a virgin when I knew him back in the day)

I understand, that every guy likes to feel, fuckable.
I keep steering the conversation back to holy matrimony.
And he talks about something hella sexual.
I know it is wrong, and a bad thing to even daydream about.
But I can't help it.
All my friends are either happily married engaged or just fucking for fuck's sake.
I told him how proud I am of him, and his family life, and he was speechless. He said he loved to talk to me, as I am always so happy. He then tells me his "relations" arent what they used to be. Damn It.
There's a can o worms. Breathe, and be cool. Steer conversation back to wedded bliss. And that would be great, but...
recall how Jaime Lee Curtis got all foamy, listening to a multi-lingual man?
I so have that same problem. Old-Boy busts out the Greek..
I start making odd noises, and he asks, dont you even want to know what I said?
I am all like breathy and flirting. I tell him I get the jist of it, in French. He says he has always had a thing for a woman speaking French.Aidez -Moi! Fuck.
I'm going to roast.
But Dona, this is the first time since October, I have been moved to feel any sexual stirrings.I know this is a bad idea, but I can't help myself.

Help!
W

Jax

Fuck that. This isn't your problem, its his. You should be commended for your moral high standards, but lets come back down to earth and take a more logical approach: He clearly states that his relations with the wife have been going down hill, and headed for who knows what? Personally, I don't believe in monogamy, but even for those who do, it shouldn't stop you from considering a little fling. If you fucked this guy, whose to say that the act wouldn't open his eyes to how much he truly loves his wife, therefore never doing it again? On the other hand... well, we all know what's on the other hand so I'll refrain. In other words, none of us know what the outcome of our actions will be, no matter how good your intentions, so if you wanna give this guy a go, then I say go go go.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

That's right, believe it or not, your goddess has finally remembered (with much help) to get that fucking round robin started.  So, without further ado, I give you Head's third RR: "Nurse Micky"  Chapter One, By HMC.

Now, who would like to take on chapter two?

A Goddess Announcement:

Dear junkies.  I realize it's been a while, but once again, IT IS NOT MY FAULT!  I swear to me!  It was another one of those horrible computer problems that's best kept secret between my motherboard and files and never to be spoke of again.

Anyway, just as I was getting my computer back in shape and finally able to receive my first emails in a week, the entire northeast decided to have a blackout.  Can you imagine the nerve?!  Well, I was furious indeed, so I began making paper flowers in my dark, sweltering, without water goddess temple to pass the time.  Yes, Goddess sans computer = crazy person.  Needless to say, after twenty-four hours with no power, I can now walk on paper rose petals throughout the temple.

All the BB submissions of the past week will be posted very soon.

Your slightly insane, but getting better,

Goddess Donatella.

Saturday, August 02, 2003 5:45 PM
Jax, may I offer one word of advice? If you're going to have a sex romp, with your married friend, do it! But don't let your heart fall for him. Married men can be the BEST boy toys, you fuck them, cum and then kick them out! Then repeat. But if your heart becomes deeply involved, that's when you're gonna have trouble. Trust me on this.

Fuzzy ;)

She knows of what she speaks - no shit!
~Donatella

Saturday, August 02, 2003 8:59 PM
Jeezus, I totally forgot about that story. I hope we can get somethin' goin' with this. I remember some very tempting suggestions for this plot being made back in some chat ninty years ago, hopefully they'll come to fruition.
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HMC
doing the jig of happiness

Yeah, so did I. That's why it was never posted, 'cause I forgot and no one reminded me. By the way, I'm still looking for author number 2. If no one steps up to the plate, then I'm gonna have to delegate to someone - it could be anyone - like it, or not.
~Donatella

Saturday, August 02, 2003 11:30 PM
Wanting Micky,
"Changes" is the album that "Oh My My" is on.

I LOVE Inspiration pic #82! I wouldn't mind a ride on that thing. Very nice.

I guess now I have to re-watch the Circus episode to see this hand on thigh scene. Also, the episode you are talking about Dona, is "Case of the missing Monkee" and I know that scene very well.

mickysgirl

I can't remember what we were talking about. Inspiration pics? Did I do that?
~Donatella

Sunday, August 03, 2003 12:42 AM
Hi, Jaye in answer to you question... No. I don't have a site of my own... My Nez opsession is contain in my own Horney little brain. I drool over Nez ficton of all kinds. And I am in constant search for new Nez sites...

Mistress Nez

Hmm, you should write some of those obsessive fantasies down and share.
~Donatella

Sunday, August 03, 2003 3:29 AM
My Sage & Goddess,
Thank You for your take on my moral freak out.
You see, witty guys in LA are, well non existant.
When I find someone with the same sharp wit as I,
well out here it has only happened once before.
Thank You for taking the time to send me your take.
Me love you long time,

jax

Well, if you're lookin' for sharp wit, my advice is to get your ass out of LaLa land - how's 'bout Idaho?
~Donatella

Sunday, August 03, 2003 3:44 AM
Dona, you are a gem,
I'll keep you posted.
Me love you long time,

Jax

Umm... O.K. J.
~Donatella

Monday, August 04, 2003 3:35 AM
My dear jaye,
if one more scrappy ass Lothario asks me if the carpet matches the drapes, I'm going to go Postal.
I remind fools that are that foppish to ask,
In medieval times, a woman with red hair, and a gapped tooth smile, who worked with her left hand was indeed a witch.
Lizzie Borden
Mary Queen of Scots
Elizabeth the first
Pippi Longstocking
Ann-Margaret
Dana Scully
Carrot Top <shudder>
Denis Leary

Sport your titian coloring!,
I'm sure I will see you in Hospital, with 2nd degree burns.
Good Times

Jackie

Are you on drugs, woman?
~Donatella

Monday, August 04, 2003 4:00 AM
OK, so I'm going to burn in limbo...
And you know,it was worth it.
Hi Dona,
me and B Movie Boy met.
I dont know where it came from, but I was a total Dom.
We had civilized drinks for like 30 minutes.
After so many innuendos, I was like, Youre my Bitch, Now.
He still looks great, and no matter how involved, or evolved a fellow is,
The penis still rules.
While we drove, I was lightly tapping my long nails over his knee.
He cuts a sharp turn, and pulls over.
He has an SUV, of course, how LA.

He is sporting some major wood for a guy who is only 5 foot nine.
At this point I am discombobulated.
I tease him, saying he wont have the 'nads to bear the penis. With that, he frees Willy, and I see the head glistening, all lubed up. I no longer have my own will
and I flick my tongue out to sample the juice.
I feel my lips part as I go down on the cock, the fat head opening up my jaw....
To be continued

Jax

Well, good for you! He did fuck you, right? You didn't just let him get away with a b/j, did you?
~Donatella

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 5:12 PM
Hey babes! Check out this link. I was checking Ebay for Monkees stuff and came across this. I swear, I laughed my ass off! It has a SCREW in the 'pelvic' area1 :D Too friggin' hilarious. And he's completely undressed EXCEPT for the boots. Talk about looking high and looking low. :D

It's obviously Micky. How does this guy think it's Mike? Oh well..... Monkee novices. What can you do?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3140729856&category=348

Jaye

You're both crazy. I don't think this was meant to be a Monkee at all, it has blue eyes for christ sake! Even Hasbro couldn't make such a mistake.
~Donatella

Wednesday, August 06, 2003 6:05 AM
My kindred Red, Jaye,
all you have to do is simply remind them, of Lizzie Borden, Mary Queen of Scotts, and Elizabeth, HRM.
As Celtic lore has it,
we are Randy as Hell, and are born into Wicca. Especially if you are gap-toothed.

We get our colouring from the Scandinavian marauders.
The gene pool is Hella strong. I am half Jamaican, and half caucasian. I came out fair as fair can be, you know.

Time for a make-over

Ok, you already told us. And PUULLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASE, lets lay off the Wicca unless we're talking about putting love spells on M&M. Sorry, but I gave that shit up years ago.
~Donatella

Thursday, August 07, 2003 3:28 PM
Dooonnnnnaaaaa!!!!!!!

Please come back, oh godess of slash and smut!

Hey, I really am having withdrawals here. Hope all is well.

Jaye

I know, I know. I'm back now, thanks.
~Donatella

Saturday, August 09, 2003 5:10 AM
Hi all!!! I'm back...I've been on holiday for two weeks in Yorkshire and now i'm home!!! Did u miss me???

Before i go on, i just want to say...Britain is melting!!! We're having a heatwave if u can believe...England and Heatwave are never in the same sentence for goodness sake!!! It's too hot!!!

Now that little rant is over (sorry, but i'm a winter baby, the heat annoys me), How r u all? I like the new inspiration pages dona, although, why is that pic of naked davy there?? What is that, inspiration to puke??? Sorry, but that guy also annoys me...hell would be heat and Davy Jones.

I've seen some progress on the Mike conversations...good. I dont really have much to say about him except that he's just so sexy.

I cant remember who was talking about men in makeup-was it WM? Anyway, i love men in makeup, a couple of guys i went out with wore makeup (I never do funnily enough - dont even own any), and it was just so sexy. When MIke wears eyeliner when he's singing in one of the episodes (stage makeup i know but who cares), he just looked divine.

And now, farewell for now.

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

p.s like the new RR, dispite the prescence of Davy, looking forward to more.

You're back? I didn't know you were gone. I thought it was me that was gone. Oh well, I put the naked Davy in there for the handful of Troll fans out there, also, I didn't want to let a perfectly good nude pic go to waste.
~Donatella

Saturday, August 09, 2003 6:54 PM
hey donatella hey girls!
god this is the site ive been waiting for!
thought i was ALL ALONE with my porno thoughts of the zany sexy one (and you alll know i mean the one and only MICKY!)
think will start composing some xrated stories immeidatedly!
d xxxx
ps ive heard his cock is average sized but he knows how to use it!

d

Yes, I believe you should start writing smut ASAP.   And yes, we all know about Mick's cock - he shows it to everyone.
~Donatella

Saturday, August 09, 2003 6:57 PM
HEY MICKY YOURE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND!

LISALUCY XXXX

You've got to be fucking kidding me. And you actually signed a name to that?
~Donatella

Saturday, August 09, 2003 7:03 PM
TO THE LOVELY 'WANTING MICKY' CHICKLET -

HANG OUTSIDE BACKSRTAGE DOORS PRETENDING YOU ONLY WANT AN AUTO GRAPH AND A HUG - IF MICK THINKS YR CUTE, YOULL GET WHAT YOU DESIRE XXX PS WEAR STOCKINGSN PPS BE CRAZY-CUTE! HE LIKE THE CHASE, HE LIKE LINGERIE!

LL XXX

Jesus-fucking-H-Christ! Hey kiddo, we all know how to get Mick's dick dipped. He's doesn't exactly play hard-to-get, and will pretty much fuck anything with a hole. Most of us have been there, so mind your p's and q's if you wanna post here. We don't take kindly to strangers - must probe yourself worthy first. AND STOP YELLING, GODDAMNIT!!!
~Donatella

Saturday, August 09, 2003 7:18 PM
YOU GALS ARE SO FUCKIN BITCHY!
ITS EITHER EXTREME SEXUAL FRUSTRATION OR EVILNESS IN HERE! C'MON GALS DONT BE SO BITTER! THIS IS ALL IN FUN - AND SOME OF US HAPPEN TO HAVE HAD THAT KINDA FUN REALLY REALLY...
LL XXX

Excuse me? Just who the fuck do you think you are, missy?! You wanna see bitchy? I'll sick Fuzzy on ya, then you'll be sorry. Now, fuck off, kid.
~Donatella

Sunday, August 10, 2003 4:36 AM
Allow me to bend the rules a wee bit...
The song Oh My My,(I could Love you forever>>)?
It was a little known cut on a K-Tell compilation, from like 1978. Am I right?
I advise you to look on ebay or half.com,
Thats just great, now I have the tune in my head.
BTW, speeking of obsessive compulsive behaviour.
Micky sent me an autographed head shot.
Yes, it is a present day shot, but he took the time to sign it, and you know what?
Now I understand why the Hell I find Steven Seagal sexy, stop laughing, yeah, it messed me up , too.
Take a look at them both. You'll see what I mean.
Me Love you Long Time

Jax

The words "Steven" and "Seagal" are no longer permitted on this site again... ever.
~Donatella

Sunday, August 10, 2003 10:10 AM
This response is a little late, but something happened yesterday that made me think of this subject again. A male friend mentioned Micky Dolenz (in a failed attempt to tease me) and yet another woman announced that she thought he was "incredibly good-looking" as a young man. This seems to happen whenever the subject comes up(as it inevitably does.) I've heard Micky described as gorgeous, hot, sexy, SO cute, etc. again and again. Davy, on the other hand, gets a perfunctory "cute" at best and the other two are never even mentioned. So how is that the troll was considered the "heartthrob" of the group?

It had to be the perfect combination of timing and marketing. Anything English was popular back in the mid-sixties, and Davy certainly was English. In fact, I think I remember someone mentioning in the BB that his accent was much more pronounced in the first season. Obviously a marketing ploy.

He was also cast as the "special" one. As WTM pointed out, his clothing was used to set him apart from the others. And aside from an occasional love interest for the clumsy Peter, Davy was always the one that girls fell in love with. Even his three bandmates were made to acknowledge his "staggering good looks." Davy wore the stamp of approval and it didn't matter whether you found him particularly attractive or not; you inevitably took a second look.

It makes you wonder what would have happened if one of the others had been showcased instead. What if the female leads had always fallen for Micky's sweet, boyish good looks or Mike's smoldering sexiness or, God forbid, Peter's wholesome innocence? Would it have worked?

mc

Ahhh, finally! Someone who brings some sense and order to our home - thanks, mc - we were really heading downhill there. And what an interesting theory you've concocted; it's been too long since we've discoursed on the nature of the young Monk's positioning that was so unnaturally produced for us by the powers-that-be. Of course, I agree with you one-hundred percent, who wouldn't? The deaf, dumb and blind I suppose - the producers.

Davy was a troll - 'nuff said. It begs the question: Why were the true sex gods (Mike and Micky) not given their rightful share of tits and ass? Well, and forgive me if I go on a goddess tangent here, I believe the producers, what's their names, were most definitely gay. Have I ever announced that before? I can't remember. Anyway, my theory is that they had M&M placed in a position where they could easily be seen as a gay couple - like we ALL know. Yes, they fantasized and perhaps even wrote private scenarios for the show using none other than our favorite slash team. This "placement" of the two characters enabled the producers to keep M&M all to themselves even if only in their imaginations.

Wow! How was that? I almost believe it myself.
~Donatella

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 5:39 PM
Is everyone on vacation?? Or writing some smut? Just wanting to see what's been going on, since there haven't been any new posts in a while. By the way, is there going to be a chat tonight? Thanks!

mickysgirl

I don't know. Was there a chat?
~Donatella

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 6:21 PM
YOO HOOO!! Where did Donatella go? I hope everything is ok.

***concern over***

NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE SMUT!! : D

Head~fan

Thank you for feigning concern.
~Donatella

Saturday, August 16, 2003 3:15 AM
Here's my take,
My next post will involve a Yummy Micky. I owe him that much, as he was kind enough to send me an autographed head shot. It was either Micky, or Steven Seagal.
That explains a lot. No wonder I was drawn to whatever the Hell Steven Seagal is.
Reading back on my own words,
I think that there may be a telethon in my name.
Good Times,
I am going for my head shots,in like 3 hours.
I'm pretty sure I will still be intoxicated.
That makes for no stress.
Shotguns,

Jax

You get two demerit points.
~Donatella

Sunday, August 17, 2003 9:42 PM
WOO-HOO!!! YAY Dona, you're back. Safe and sound! SWEET! I know about that damn fucking blackout. We got zapped too. I was, however, one of the lucky ones. It was only out for a few short hours. Glad to see everyone back up and running.

Now on to some serious shit. What the fuck is going on? There's nothing but a bunch of whiney mubble-jumble crap going on in the box. And may I ask; who the the fuck is cunt that seems to want to yell out every damn fucking word?! LisaLucy...? aren't you the fucking little whore that only seems to come out of the wood work this time of the year? What the fuck is up with that? Bragging about how you fucked Micky. Well missy, guess what? Not too many of us care anymore. The man has been fucked, in the last year, by 20 other women who have been to this box and told us the same damn story. It's starting to sound like that damn vulcan crap. Jeez...ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Btw, LisaLucy, is Micky deaf now, because of you? You FUCKING SCREAM so damn much, he probably needs a hearing aid.

Damn...that felt good. I needed that. You've been off the air for too long, Dona.

Fuzzy ;)

And that goes double for me... whatever you said.
~Donatella

Monday, August 18, 2003 12:14 AM
Heh heh heh, good to have you back on your pedestal, Goddess.

Amy Throckgotdapowa-Symthe

Thank you. Unfortunately, I'm a week late with catching up on last weeks posts - did that make sense?
~Donatella

Monday, August 18, 2003 10:43 AM
I agree with Donatella, demerit points for Jax!! How could she even mention Steven Segal, the most UNsexy person in movies?!! He's disgusting.



However, he *does* have a couple of things in common with our dear ole Micky. The slicked back baldy ponytail and the desire to wear shiny brocade jackets. But hasn't Micky given those up? Maybe not, as Zoser, he does wear a girlyish coat.

Head~fan

Nope, Mick finally gave up that stupid ponytail too.
~Donatella

Monday, August 18, 2003 10:48 AM
P.S I beg a thousand pardons for using the name S. S. in the box!!! Please forgive me! I shall never do it again.



***gets on her knees and kisses the feet of our fair smut mistress***

Head~fan

You're forgiven, now bend over.
~Donatella

Tuesday, August 19, 2003 12:15 PM
Welly, welly, welly, well. (To quote Alex from Clockwork Orange.) Thank God the Goddess has returned to the shrine. I was in serious withdrawal mode.

Mickys Girl, thank you soooo much for telling me where to find Oh My My. I don't have that CD. Is it worth buying? Is he moaning on that song? What makes that song the bomb diggity? Isn't that the album with just he and Davy? I don't know if I could handle 50% Davy. (Quick, someone hand me a barf bag!) However, if he's doing his little "Micky Moan" thing I may just need to acquire it anyway.

All right. LL, thanks for the advise but as Dona says, we all know how, been there, done that, etc. Are you from the United States? If so-good job. If not-get a fuckin' dictonary.

Does anyone have any of Mike's solo stuff and if so is it any good? I was thinking about getting a CD and don't know which to get first.

Dona, if people are gonna keep bringing up wicca, and Steven Segal, I'm gonna have to keep bringing up how hot the current Micky is and I know that's not allowed. I don't want my hand slapped, (all though I could do with a good ass slapping by Mick himself.) Oh yes, and have I mentioned lately how fine his hand felt on my ass, or how perfect his legs are? That man sports serious wood.

I throw myself on the mercy of our talented writers: Someone take over on the RR. I'm lovin' it so far.

Well, back to my vibrator and thoughts of Micky with his fine hard cock being rubbed up against me as he dry-fucks me against his dressing room wall....

Wanting Micky

Ahh, so you're into the moaning too, huh? MC and I have had long discussions on that topic, or was it LT? Anyway, Mike's solo stuff is FAR superior to anything Micky ever did on his own, moaning or not.

Don't worry, Steven Segal is still banned along with anyone else I can think of. And the BB has always been and always will be religion free! I don't care what you're into, just be into it in private. Head is an atheist zone, so no blessed be's please. As for the current Micky, I just can't seem to shut you up, can I?
~Donatella

Wednesday, August 20, 2003 1:51 PM
Holy Shit Batman! I sure can tell I haven't been here in a long time! God Dman!

Stranger

Holy shit, is right! Where the hell have you been, girlie?
~Donatella

Thursday, August 21, 2003 10:33 PM
In reference to mc's highly perceptive questioning of Davy's top position on the cute-em pole, I have a theory as to why this placement was necessary.

I believe that during that time, Micky and Mike's powers of sexual inspiration were much too concentrated for undiluted use. The producers, as a result, were forced to water down their spectacular presence on screen with an unfortunately large measurement of Davy and Peter powder.

Had Micky or Mike been given the spotlight, the earth would quake and volcanoes would erupt from such an overload. The tingly sensations and vibrations caused by gazing into the fuzzy one's eyes or the brilliant one's, uh, brilliance...for longer than a few consecutive seconds, would be simply unbearable for a society wishing to remain civilized.

Not to mention they would have had to have Davy and Peter deeply jealous of not Micky's "staggering
good-looks", but of his "staggering fuckability", and we all know this would have a hard time getting past the censors.

So of course, they had no choice but to use Davy as a decoy to protect us from Mike and Micky's
all-consuming power. In this case, we should be grateful.

AMD

Very well put. I like how you think, AMD.
~Donatella

Another god damn announcement:

First of all, I'm sure you're all aware of the latest SoBig or something virus.  I'm getting tons of bouncing emails from everyone who has my address on their computers.  This means that some of you have this virus and should check by scanning your computer with a good virus program.  Also, it wouldn't hurt to empty out your mail programs so there aren't any email addy's for the virus to send.

Second, I will be gone next week on a very well deserved holiday, so no fucking complaints that I'm not posting!

Your beloved Goddess, Donatella

Saturday, August 23, 2003 8:11 PM
In response to AMD, I personally think Davy was fucking the camera man.

leenys

I think he was fucking the producers.
~Donatella