Thursday, May 01, 2003 1:43 PM
Well, well more newbies flocking to our site, always a pleasure to see new faces (not in the literal sense obviously) Anyway welcome one and all.

I have to admit Fuzzy's post has puzzled me, maybe coz I sit on the fence when it comes to Micky. Yes, I love him and fantasize about him (constantly) but I wouldn't wanna hurt him. I have nothing to say about 'her' and I guess if he's happy then if I was to voice my opinion it's hardly gonna change his mind. However the boy is known to stray before and so there may be hope for me yet. Still I am not gonna wait around like some obsessed fans until he decides to dump her LOL.

Oh and Happy Belated Birthday to WTM, you little minx!!!

love and hugs
erin
;@)

Exactly. If "the boy" wants to stray into my bed, I certainly wouldn't kick him out, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to get him there. Well, maybe if he were still 22.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 01, 2003 3:10 PM
In answer to 'Wanting Mickey'(!!!!)...well, as far as i am concerned, i love the Monkees, i'm not taking the micky (pun intended), i really like the guys, or else i would seriously get bored quick. Also, i think they may have dabbled a bit in the 'gay' areas, but no, i dont think they were completely gay...just sex obsessed...but, it is nice to think of them as such...ah, Mike and Micky...what could be better...best of both worlds!!

luv ya shotguns

WTM

ps, Dona, could u hire Mike to do the spanking please?? I admit i've been a bad girl and i think he could teach me a lesson...

Yes, I think that can be arranged. Mike is very good at teaching lessons - my own raw ass is proof.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 01, 2003 5:03 PM
I know, I'm a very sad and ..er.. slightly OC individual. That last post was at least supposed to have line breaks, I can't even get my eyes around it, now.. . Very, very sorry, dear hearts. I've hunted HTML, but in the preview, it just comes out as written HTML. . Would it change? Should I just go ahead and stick in the < b r >'s, or won't they get me anywhere?
------- (here's where I'd skip a line..) -------

On writing. . . . All right, then. I will <i>try</i> on the whole fic thing. But I'm really no good at short. (Surprise?) And I've a Physics lab (Yay, Physics!) set to take up most of my evening, besides, so there may be a bit of delay for the mailbox. And I have a little more art I'm working on, and some other things on back burners, and, besides, I'm trying to catch up on two and a half years of site!

- - - Which reminds me. - - -

Oh, talented patrons o' the Black Box and Blue Side, care to recommend me something you've written? Your favorite thing you've done, I'm not particular to who's featured or whether it's slash or het or violent of fluffy or anything. I'll get to everything eventually, but if there's a shining star in your repetoire, do point me to it? - - - Enough from me, now. Thanks for bearing with! I hope everything calms down with the computer, Donatella. :( And that everyone out there's doing well!
- - - Lauren, the science dork.

No, luv, you can't use html in the BB form. Just hit enter twice to break up your paragraphs with an empty line between them. One <br> isn't enough to see in here.

Now, on to more important matters. Um...we don't mind long stories. In fact, the longer the better. You can make your story as long as you like - hundreds of pages - it's all good. One thing that is critical to keep in mind while writing smut: Nothing in your life is as important. So just drop everything and write!

There are so many good stories in the BS that I wouldn't know where to begin. My own reviews are clearly marked with stars (four being the best) awarded to the best of them. They are all worth a read though.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 01, 2003 5:25 PM
Ok, forgive my ignorance. I don't know what ROFLMAO means. And I am trying to catch up on the BB. I only have so much time in a day though. I could sit for hours and read all this stuff. I love it. Unfortunatly, I have a husband who thinks my playing on the computer is a waste of time. (I guess that means I'll never have the good fortune to receive any of Mickys Monkee Lovin'.) I'll have to live vicariously through all of the great posts and stories here. Um, Micky will be in AIDA in my neck of the woods in July. How would one go about meeting him? Suggestions? He was a fine piece of eye candy in his day. Perhaps if I do see him it will put an end to my obsession. That would suck. I'm recently recovering from a Keith Richards obsession. I know, I know.
-Wanting Micky

ROFLMAO= Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off. Anyway, I can appreciate the hubby not being enthusiastic about this - we all have the same problem. Mine struts naked around the room in front of the computer to try and get my attention. I keep telling him that my Monkee smut is more important, but he just doesn't get it. Now, I am of the school which believes that meeting present day Monkees is an instant anti-aphrodisiac. Once you see them, its difficult to get that image out of your mind and replace it with the nice young, tight, ass of yesteryear. My own expert advice is to stay away and fantasize all you can.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 01, 2003 7:49 PM
oh Fuzzy -
give us all a break please, you look like a complete dumbass trashing some of these girls who have chosen to post on the board. People who live in weird-glass-monkee-houses shouldn't throw stones :)

Hmm, crude, but true. However, we here at the BB make it a rule to add our names to our post, especially if you're going to play hardball with a veteran junkie. If you don't have the balls to tell us who you are, then don't post here.

BTW, I know who you are. Why all the secrets?
~Donatella

Thursday, May 01, 2003 8:19 PM
Dear Wanting Mickey (and shame on you for spelling that name incorrectly), you're in the right place! Don't let the slash deter you, because once you get used to the idea, it's VERY hot. I also have a "major wet spot" for Micky (well put), and there's nothing that fuels it better than the thought of him spending some quality time with Mike. Hang around for a while. Let the slash roll around on your tongue, enjoy the bouquet, take your time with it, and you'll be well-rewarded. Trust me. mc

WOW! MC speaks!
It is true, though. Once you get started you just can't stop - kinda like potato chips - no, more like a heroin addiction. It does require a sophisticated palette however.
~Donatella

A strange little pic from Fuzzy...

"I have named this photo "What The Fuck?" I want to know why Micky is so damn cuddly with that piece od shit Peter? And is that some damn new fandangle dildoe that Mike has in his hands. One thing's for sure...Davy doesn't look too happy."

Friday, May 02, 2003 1:38 PM
I know that my last post I came across as being rather hypicritcal. I apologize to those who know me. It really was not meant for you. That post was meant for one and only one pain in my fucking asshole! Not for everyone else.

For those of you who are clueless, we do have a fucking nut on our hands, and I'm sick of her. I want it known that I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHO MICKY DOLENZ FUCKS! He can fuck everyone in the whole fucking cock sucking world, for all I care. But to the one who has nothing better to do, than a nosy busy body and bug the fucking shit out of me and everyone else, that post was meant for you! No one else. You can all love, lust and fuck Micky until he cums, if that's what you want to do so.

And to the one who was annonymous in your post to me, FUCK YOU CUNT LICKER! You can bash me all you want, but stop being some fucking cock sucking chicken shit who thinks you know what the fuck is going on! Have the fucking balls to at least say who the hell you are. And if you are the person that I mentioned above, I could very easily cause you a great deal of grief, Bitch!!

Fuzzy;)

Damn! I know I'm scared.
~Donatella

Friday, May 02, 2003 2:53 PM
Oooohhh! So many questions, so little time! I'm going out of town for the weekend and will not have access to this groovy site. I must say, the stories and the artwork are so good, the only time I leave is to find my pocket rocket!
Oh there. Back again.
So, I'm trying like mad to catch up. I just finished season 3. How could you kill off Micky, Donatella? I'm heartbroken. So perhaps now Mike will have to cornhole Troll? Do you think the troll has a small one? He's so ... little. They do all look good in tight pants though.
I will try to catch up on BB. Excuse me if I ask questions that have all ready been asked. Who here has experienced Mickys member? Is is as good as I dream it is? (Love-sick sigh)-Wanting Micky

Yes, everyone was heartbroken when I killed off Mick. That's why there's a season 4, or at least half of one. Another yes to the Troll's dick, even he admits that its small. And many of us here have experienced Mick's member, but few are willing to tell. I'm even thinking of opening a "I Fucked Mick Club".
~Donatella

Friday, May 02, 2003 7:10 PM
Hey all. About that thing, maybe it's a voodoo doll. If you stretch the imagination, it vaguely looks like Peter. Maybe Micky is expressing sympathy and Davy looks like that because he is next? Sounds kind of like a story, huh? Feel free to run with it, anyone.
----Arrowhead

What an imagination! Sounds good though, very believable when you look at the pic. Someone should definitely write this story.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 03, 2003 8:35 AM
In regards to the picture I sent. Someone told me last night, that it could be a Peter Voodoo doll, that Mike made. He had it made to keep Peter away from Micky. Upon closer inspection of the object, I Must say that I agree. It certainly does look a lot like Peter. It has that dumbass goofy look on it's face. Oh wait...! I forgot! I was the one that looks like the dumbass! FUCK! Dumbass me!

Fuzzy ;}

It does look a bit like Peter, doesn't it, right down to the wide ass.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 03, 2003 10:02 AM
Hey all. Just popping in to share this, which i found in a UK music mag:

'Monkees' sticksman Micky Dolenz once built a gyrocopter in his front room. when he had finsihed he realised that the only way he could get it out of the house was by tearing the wall down.'


well, u learn something new everyday...and it looks like Micky never learns. LOL. That was under a section about manic drummers. There's a great irony there.

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

I've heard about this story before. It just proves what I've always said: Mick isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 03, 2003 5:11 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Fuzz. Remind me not to piss you off.

Glad the 'puter's back up, Dona. And I'm glad to see such an enthusiastic member here, welcome!

heh-heh...I said member...heh,heh.

the poster formerly known as leenys. I needs me a symbol.

You're changing your name? No more leenys? I don't know if I can get used to that. We must all help come up with something fitting.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 03, 2003 7:09 PM
Hey Fuz - I'm sorry, I had a bit of a bug up my ass and I take responsibility for that unsigned post. Sorry for my momentary lack of tact. I call truce, and now can we please move on to talking about other fine asses, such as Mike's now? :)

Keely

I'm all for that. Mike's ass anyone?
~Donatella

Sunday, May 04, 2003 6:56 AM
Hello, ladies!

I know there's occasionally a cry to get Micky up on top. . . So, even though most of you've seen/heard this *in* context (I haven't), I thought I'd share the
link anyway, because it's kind've fun out of original context.

http://www.pcshock.com/BoybandEmporium/Monkees/Head/tallest.wav

I love sound clips.

And I am trying to write (too late to start the weekend with, I know, I have failed.. :( ). It seems to be coming along poorly, or at best, mediocrely (no,
that's not a 'real word,' I checked). But it is coming along. I doubt it'll be seaworthy, but the effort is there--because I love all of you, and am willing to foolishly attempt to perform, at your behest. Just call me a capuchin.. (". . .Ha, get it, it's a site about Monkees, that's--" No, Lauren, go to bed. . . )

B'bye. ~L., scribbling dross.

Too bad Mick's not say "you're the biggest" rather than tallest. Then we'd know what he's really talking about.

As long as you're trying to write smut I'll let you off the hook...for now. I'm sure whatever you produce will be more than just "seaworthy". Now what's a capuchin?
~Donatella

Sunday, May 04, 2003 9:53 AM
LOL it does kinda look like Peter! That is definitely a "what the fuck" picture, very strange. Anyway, just wanted to pop in and say hey. ~mickysgirl

I'm still waiting for someone to write a story revolving around that picture. Anyway, hey back.
~Donatella

I could write something about the following pic, but LT puts it best.

"This is from the back of one of his solo records circa 1979. Could he look
ANY MORE GAY? What a fashion obsessed queen! And he has a bitchy look on his face too, and more mascara than you or I have ever worn."

Sunday, May 04, 2003 3:15 PM
Keely, apology accepted. And....NO! I don't care to discuss Mike's ass. Maybe we could discuss Micky's dick up Mike's ass. Ramming it in really hard, with no lube! Damn...I think that would hurt both of them, not just Mike.

As for Leenys changing her name? I immediately thought of "flipping the bird". But there's no way to do a finger gesture on the internet. And damn right missy, you better not piss me off. I'll come down there personally and kick your booty. It would give us a reason to go out and party. LOL

Now on to that picture of Mike. Please, everyone. Take very close notice of his crotch area. Hmmm...I must say: I SEE NOTHING THERE!! No bump, no buldge, no nothing! It's just like I thought. His dick isn't as awesome, as some people say. And yes, he does look gay, not that this is a bad thing. He and Micky must have known the same clothes designers back then.

Fuzzy ;)

Mike had his dick strapped down specifically for this photo shoot. I read that in the liner notes of the album.
~Donatella

Sunday, May 04, 2003 6:03 PM
Capuchin monkeys are the little primates that usually hop around with the quasi-hurdy-gurdy players in the little red fezzes, I believe? They learn quickly, and will do just about anything if they realize it will get them food. Ingratiating, and hopefully too cute to kick, even if they've stolen your wallet.. . or been dancing really sillily. Hopefully. . . ( http://www.k9costars.com/images/monkeyeaster.jpg ) ~L.

Awe, its a cute little bugger. Thanks for the very complete explanation.
~Donatella

Sunday, May 04, 2003 8:10 PM
Mike's a Queeeeeeeen. Lookit the scarf!! C'mon! HMC

At least he's not wearing gold lamé.
~Donatella

Monday, May 05, 2003 1:14 PM
Hello! I'm back. I finished reading #4, and Donatella you simply must finish! I'm dieing here! What great writers you all are.

So, many have had my dream boy, but nobody likes to talk about it? I don't understand. Nobody wants to brag? Unbelieveable. I'd be telling everyone. Well, maybe not everyone. But I would certainly have to share a few tidbits with friends!

Since my love of Mick has been renewed these past few weeks, I'm busy trying to catch up on him since the last time I loved him. (Early 70's.) I read he got married last year and he has pics on his website. Does he really cheat on his new wife? They're still newlyweds!

Oh yes, I was wondering, do you prefer the curly hair or the straight? I love the straight hair. And why is he so wimpy in the fiction stories? Is he like that in real life? I'd prefer my mental version of him. Hot, horny, funny, and lovin' to party and please his woman. (In my head of course that's me!)

Who is this woman who married the Mickster? She didn't look like all that in the pictures I saw. What makes her so worthy? Hmmph!-Wanting Mick

You've only been re-kindled your Mick wet spot a few weeks ago and you've already found this sick, depraved, odd demographical, strictly for horny women site?! You're a good researcher - you should be WRITING fiction. Don't even bother yourself with the current day Micky - it'll dry you up. Yes he did get married, her name is Donna, but who the fuck cares? He certainly doesn't.

As for the hair, personally I prefer the curly look. I think it represents that boyish personality better. True, he is usually written as a wimp in most of the fiction, but it just makes for good dramatic effect. Besides we kind of decided that he was the only character able to handle all that torture and heartache - makes a good foil for his big bad Texan lover Mike.
~Donatella

Monday, May 05, 2003 2:22 PM
He looks like a camp English teacher in that picture...LOL. Please excuse me while i try and control my giggles. I love the 'WTF' picture, although, i wish Micky were snuggling up to Mike rather than Peter...poor dear must have been confused.

luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

I still say there's a good story behind that "WTF" pic. Why is Mick so cuddly with Peter? I believe this is the first time we've seen this.
~Donatella

Monday, May 05, 2003 2:46 PM
You know, Goddess, I'd really like to say something devastatingly witty about the FashionFagMike picture, sent in by our own LT (hm, wonder where old LT gets these things? Hm), but I am just rendered fucking speechless by it. Yarf!
Amy Throcknowordstodescribeitreally-Smythe

Well, if you put yourself in 1979 mode he starts to look more tasteful in that getup. Then you look at the hair and makeup, and its all over - ya just gotta laugh.
~Donatella

Monday, May 05, 2003 2:51 PM
And now on the New!Improved! submission form we have a chance to bail out of our BB submission? What kind of hard-core junkie would ever use that? Fuck. Amy Throckdamnthetorpedeosandfullspeedahead-Smythe

I knew there was something weird going on with that submit form. Soon it's going on my own server when (if) I ever finish this new fucking design.
~Donatella

Monday, May 05, 2003 3:44 PM
This site is like a heroin addiction. Anyways, I have a few more thoughts I'd like to share. Yes, Mike does look like a big fag in that last pic. Also, I wondered if everyone all ready knows that there is a DVD coming out on the 13th that is going to be the entire 1st season of the Monkees. I haven't seen that show since I was a kid. Even then, I referred to Peter as Peter Dork. (My appologies to those who favor him.) And last but defintely not least, When I listen to Micky sing "Words" I just about cream my jeans. (Unfortrunately, I listen to this about 12 times a day. I'm afraid my husband is going to lose patience with me!) Every little sigh and moan he makes is so fucking sexy. And to think some of you have had that fabulous little Monkee ass! Congratulations to the lucky winners!-Wanting Micky(ooohhhh so badly!)

Twelve times a day? You must have to launder a lot of undies - I hate that. Yes, the first season will be available on the 13th. I'm just thinking about all the crotch shots I'll be able to capture with the new set.
~Donatella

Monday, May 05, 2003 4:35 PM
Yes, I'm still here. I just read Sex and the PI. Excellent! Waahoooo! I found a story where the Mickster ravages a FEmale! LOL. Thanks for welcoming me to this site. I have a new home! Now, I really have to get off this computer and do some housework before my hubby gets home.

Tell hubby to do the housework and you're too busy reading Monkee smut to help. Oh, tell him to make dinner too.
~Donatella

Apologies to all for the late posts.  I uh... had computer problems again... yeah, that's it, computer problems.  ~Dona

Monday, May 05, 2003 6:28 PM
Once again, I'm back on this fuckin' site. I can't get enough! Thank God I'm a fast reader. But what happens when I catch up? I'll be totally jonesin' for a new fix. I am begging all you brillant, horny women to keep up all the good work! If I did get up my nerve to submit a story for the Goddess's approval, would you all be irritated if it was a het story. (See how quickly I'm picking up the lingo?) Also, (patience please, I'm still trying my hardest to catch up), Besides the fab photos that make me laugh my ass off is there any other "proof" that these boys have gone the gay way? Did someone say something in a book or interview? Maybe you all prefer m/m to het sex? I'm not being a smart ass, just trying to get up to speed here. Please forgive my ramblings!-Wanting Micky(In the worst possible way)

I'm sure you have enough nerve to write a little something, and we don't mind some hetsmut - it'll be a nice change. As far as I know there is no positive "proof" of anything, but we don't talk about that for the fear it may dull our imaginations of really hot slash. Anyway, over the years there are many tidbits of gossip that can be taken any way you want. We choose to believe that there is more than enough hard evidence to support at least a minor homosexual fling with each other and/or others. But frankly, who cares? They just look sexier when they're kissing each other.
~Donatella

Tuesday, May 06, 2003 7:00 PM
Hello- where is everybody? My last message didn't get posted so I hope you received it. Well, todays favorite is "Take a Giant Step". I'd like something Giant, but it's not a step...-Wanting Micky

You are such a newbie, bless you.
~Donatella

Tuesday, May 06, 2003 7:04 PM
Oh yeah, I just finished the Education of Davy by the very talented HMC. That was soooo good. I loved the way you made Micky more in control. A very sexy story. Thanks for that lovely divirson from my day!-Wanting Mick

Wow, you *are* addicted. Don't worry, I've set up a twelve-step junkies anonymous group for people like you. You get to read smut all day - that's the cure.
~Donatella

Wednesday, May 07, 2003 7:09 PM
Okay, I can't stand it, what's up with FashionFagMike's tie? Why is it so short?

Amy Throcksartorial-Smythe

I noticed that, too. It should be a lot longer, like somewhere near his waist. But he's always worn his ties that way, even in the show. Maybe he was trying to set a fashion trend - schmuck.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 08, 2003 1:44 PM
All right. So, Michael Nesmith didn't get along with Peter Tork, after a pretty short while of them knowing one another. I've heard conflicting reports on whether this was because Peter was too *nice* for him, or too *hippy* for him. For all I know, it may have been because the guy was a little older and played more instruments than him, and there was a loss of power. A torrid affair gone wrong. . . Whatever.

Anyway, I've also heard that they did briefly get along. And that aside, you don't need to particularly like someone to have inappropriate thoughts about them, or harbor feelings you don't like.

This is probably a weak connection, but bear with. In describing Peter in "Case of the Missing Monkee" (and I'm working from someone else's transcription, as a disclaimer!), Mike puts him at 5'10", with light brown hair, and gray-green eyes. Now I've looked and looked, and Peter's eyes are pretty gosh-darn brown. Not even a questionable brownish hazel. Mike may well just be pulling false description (he also says that Peter has a little button nose--to which Davy replies that it buttons down right over his lower lip, and gets glared at for it..), but the beginning, at least, is fine, part of the standard description. A little shorter than Mike, with light brown hair. . . And gray-green eyes is pretty specific for a blunder. This is only relevant at all because in Mike's lovely book, The Long Sandy Hair of Neftoon Zamora, he writes what I'm assuming by his loving descriptions, full of utmost respect, is his perfect woman (and she is flat-out described as just about overwhelmingly beautiful--in a real, beautiful-to-you kind of way). Neffie is a few inches off from Mike (only she happens to be taller), and is powerfully built (I'll take this as broader than Mike, at least, like some other people we know). Sandy hair seemed to *me* to be somewhere between dark blonde and light brown.. and Neffie most certainly had gray-green eyes. And a good deal of her beautiful, real, down-to-Earth-but-out-there community had the sandy hair and gray-green eyes, too.

The physical manifestation of all that is pure and wonderful and beloved to Mike is sandy-haired, big, and gray-green-eyed. Peter was just off that by one little attribute, and plenty of people are, *but* in describing him, Mike gave that attribute to him. Glamourizing him a bit in the confines of his own mind? Easing him up into perfection? I, ah, see supressed love there. And that animosity has to have come from somewhere--realizing his feelings, and coping poorly?

. . .

Sorry. I needed to try. :) Smut is coming along! (And.. not with that as justification, I promise.)

~Lauren, who is a wee bit frustrated with the voting site that keeps resetting every few days, rather than every month, conspiratorial-like.. :(

Jeez, that's a bit stretchy, but I'll give you points for coming up with some nice convincing bullshit, damn you're good. And here we always thought he was describing Micky - go figure. However, I do believe that in that episode Mike says Peter has blue eyes, not green-gray. I've always described this as a 'I couldn't really care less what fucking color his eyes are' attitude. Also, that Mike's never looked at Peter's eyes, so how would he know the whiny queen had brown eyes? I'll bet if Mike had to describe Micky he'd know all the correct vital statistics. Nice try - keep writing.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 08, 2003 5:58 PM
All right, new question. Do you think any of the Monkees have ever seen this site or read any of the M/M stuff about them. Seems to be on several websites. I wonder if they know, think it's funny, get pissed, whatever? Oh my God, I can imagine the horror on their faces the first time they found this website, if they have. - Wanting Micky(To give it to me)

What's on several websites? Slash? Slash is very popular these days with us straight women. I'm sure they know this stuff is being written, but I doubt they actually read it - well, maybe Davy; he probably gets off on it.
~Donatella

Friday, May 09, 2003 9:02 AM
Last night, I chatted with someone, who really didn't think I knew Micky Dolenz. We've chatted a few times over the past few weeks. After our chat,last night, I really started thinking about all the stuff we'd talked about. And have come to the conclusion, that one I'm pissed off, as all hell at her, for behaving the way she did. Don't EVER PISS ME OFF!! There was a fucking always a test coming from her finger tips, at every turn. She once asked me about a second tattoo,that Micky has, a sparrow? Yeah, right. Like Micky's going to put some stupid bird, like a sparrow, on his back. And no...Micky doesn't have a second tattoo. Then recently She quized me on, what the last digit of his phone number was? What was his email server? What was the the fourth letter in his email address? After I gave her the answer to the first one she was all smiles. I had proven to the stupid bitch that, I knew him. FUCK YOU...I already knew that, dumbass bitch!

Her name on AIM is LizIzBlue, A.k.a SuperChickFromLA. Reminds me of another Samantha, from SBM, if you ask me. Btw, Mia, *wink* ROTHLMAO-she thought you were too old, at ummmm....32? And wondered why you didn't get Micky's phone number before you left. You poor thing. You must not have been all that good, in bed.

I also think she's the one always asking the questions on the site, about when and where someone was with Micky? To those of you who are new here, and "have" been with Micky. Don't ever give out any real info about who, where or when you've been with him. They're are obsessed individuals out there, who have stars in their eyes, because some man treated them good a few times, and they want to know who else they've been with and treated them like that.

Oh, btw, Liz...MSG doesn't exsist. She never has and never will. Are you "VERY" confused yet? Have you ever seen the movie HEAD!? Maybe you're nosiness and the fact that last night, you bugged the shit out of me about that damn last digit of his phone number, was the straw the broke the camels back. I put you... smack dab in the middle of your own HEAD movie. Stupid bitch! Cause me and many others here, think you're a head case. SO FUCK OFF!!! Btw,Liz. Let this be a lesson to you. DON'T FUCK WITH ANY VETERAN JUNKIES HERE! You're bound to get fucked up, and fucked up bad. We don't like little brats who can't keep their nose out of other peoples business.

Formerly known as MSG, Southern Belle...ummm I mean BITCH! ;)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ROASTED ON A STICK!!! What the fuck did I miss? Well, I guess this means all secrets are out - some secrets, of course, the one's that matter are still secret as always. I hope you feel better, miss formerly MSG, Southern Belle Extraordinaire.
~Donatella

Friday, May 09, 2003 6:04 PM
Yes, well I do hate to be the "House nerd" but I've never heard that term "Slash" before. I'm assuming it means male/male sex? But maybe the m/m listed after the stories means Mike/Micky sex? Maybe both? I'm too fucked up at present to figure it out. I started partying early today. But, yes, it seems other sites also have the Monkees male/male sex thing goin' on. Odd. I can understand the attraction to that train of thought, all though to be honest before I read the stories I would have been grossed out. Oh God, I'm a convert!! But, I'd really like to read about Mickster ravaging some chickadeeboomboom in a completely lustful way. I'd like to write it, but I'm an ass on the computer. My home life sucks right now. Oh, thats besides the point. But I guess that's why I'm staying in lala land. (Fantasy Land). I dream of the Mickster singing "Take a Giant Step" to me." Or rescueing me somehow. My husband is . . . I don't seem to do anything right. I will continue to live in la la land until they take me away! LOL. Okay, I know I'm ranbling, and I'm too fucked up to correct all my type-os. But, this website is a great escape. I'm outta here. (At least long enough to mix my next cocktail. Oh yeah, one more obnoxious thing before I go this time, I told hubby I want the new 1st season of the boys on DVD for Mothers Day. What do you think? Should I have held out for jewels? Just kidding. Kisses and Love to all-Wanting Micky(to come take me away. If only he were still a hot young stud!)

You are correct! Slash comes from the "/" which is used in the code for slashed characters in the story. In Monkee slash, it can be confusing 'cause there are so many M's, but generally, m/m simply means male/male as opposed to f/f (female/female). When it's M/M that means Mike/Micky, or MN/D would be M. Nesmith/Davy. I'm so glad to hear I've converted yet another - keep reading - after a few more slash stories you'll never turn back. And tell hubby to go fuck himself if he can't leave you to more important things. Unless he does cough up some Mother's day jewels, then you can let him sleep in the same bed again. The DVD set might do, though.
~Donatella

Happy Mother's Day, Ladies!

Smut Alert!

"Getting A Head In Business"  Chapter Four:  Morning Glory  By Erin

"Fútsa atá sé anois"  (It's up to you now)  Chapter One:
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"A Good, Reasonable, Pressing Alternative"  By Lauren

Saturday, May 10, 2003 3:34 PM
Phew! You panicked me there for a moment Dona, i thought i'd forgotten Mother's day!! Thankfully though my neck is saved...we had Mothers Day two months ago...i forgot. Phew!!! Oh well, i just came to share that piece of useless info...oh, and Wanting Micky...U got it bad!!!! I can remember when i was like that...alas, i barely have time to breath nowadays let alone visit the site as often as i'd like. I have my A Levels in three weeks...ah! I think i'll just lie down and die.

Luv ya shotguns

a reasonably stressed WTM with a migraine.

xx

You Brits are so weird. Why Mother's Day in March? Does that make sense to anyone, or is it just me? Oh well, at least you're writing smut, that's all that really matters.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 10, 2003 3:41 PM
Damn...someone get the fire extinguisher out. It smells like someones ass got burned, and burned bad. P.U.!!! Is there a room deorderizer anywhere? Anyone have several stick up air freshners? I'm gone for a few days and come back to a smelly box. Jeez... What the hell did I miss?

I must say that I was hoping to come back to some new smut. But there's none!! Where the fuck is the smut? I want smut!! Give me smut!! Good Micky/Mike smut!! I had to go back and read the P.I. story that Chantal wrote. It seems like years ago, which it was. Actually she finished it I believe right before 9/11. Naturally I had to get the old vibrator out, just like the first time I read the story. Damn...that girl sure could write some damn good shit. CHANTAL!!! If you're still out there babe, come back! We need your talents!!!

I would also like to wish everyone, who's a mom, very HAPPY day tomorrow. May you get lot's of really cool shit, from the hubby and the kids. And may you get fucked really good and hard! That is if it's what you want. And who wouldn't want to be fucked good and hard?!

Fuzzy ;)

I wish I knew where Chantal has gone, and why is she hiding from us? I'd love to find out the endings to some of her unfinished Mick smut. We do have some new Mother's Day smut, but only Mothers are allowed to read it.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 10, 2003 5:43 PM
get out of fandom for awhile and all hell breaks lose.

EACKK!!! hmm.. where to start.

In regards to the wtf... the voodoo doll. I agree that it would be an icon of some sort. to keep Peter from the rest. Davy is pissed, the idol had been used on him, to give him such a bad attitude. Now it's being passed over Peter to give him the same. Micky is way to happy, so Mike has to do something.

Fuzzy and what drama. No I do not want to piss her off.

well, I'm still kind of out of fandom but I'm still around.

Paula C.

You're out of fandom? Since when? I had no idea. Why didn't you tell us? Nice image of the WTF pic, P.
~Donatella

Sunday, May 11, 2003 12:34 PM
Seems like we've had a full moon or something! Southern Belle, don't let jerks get to you. You don't have to prove anything to anyone. You know the truth. Fuck anyone else that doesn't believe you. Why should you have to prove yourself. That's just jacked up. If Micky has given you personal info, then he gave it to you. Someone "testing" you may be trying to gain info themselves. Stick to your guns girl!
That said, I'm a bit frightened of the hard core junkies! Remind me never to get on yor bad side!
Good news! Hubby has ordered me the DVD set of the boys and I recieved a trinket for Mothers Day! Now I feel bad that I complained about him! -Wanting Micky

Awwww, so hubby isn't as bad as you made him out. Well, the BB wouldn't be the same if we all didn't complain about something.
~Donatella

Sunday, May 11, 2003 3:58 PM

Published! *_* (Note the starry eyes..) Thank you, Ms. Donatella! The new layout on the blue side's very nice, you've been busy! Happy Mother's Day to all of you lovely ladies! And the ones who aren't mothers, happy.. um, Sunday the 11th!

.. . . All right, back to the mountains of homework.

Thank you again.

~Lauren, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

Oh yes, you all got a sneak preview of the new site design. I was too lazy to update the old BS when the new one was already finished. I hope you like it, and if you don't, tough shit.
~Donatella

Monday, May 12, 2003 7:10 AM
Wow check out the new blue side page. I haven't been on to see it before, but it looks great. I am off now to read the new stories.

love and hugs
erin
;@)

One thing I'm sure everyone will notice about the new Blue Side: it isn't blue anymore! I think I'll have to rename it the Red light Side.
~Donatella

Monday, May 12, 2003 12:33 PM
It's been a while since i've been online... looks like i missed a lot. But at least we have new smut to catch up on!! YAY!!
Hey Lauren and Wanting Micky... it's great to see some really enthusiastic new smut addicts. I'm not near as enthusiastic as i should be. Bad me. So lazy.
Capuchin monkeys that'll do anything for food, huh? At the zoo here we have monkeys that will jack off if you give them Skittles. Something about a reward for artificial insemination or something. Heh heh heh.
-Jade with nothing much to say

That's really disgusting, but I'll bet you can get any guy to do the same thing.
~Donatella

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 10:30 AM
In looking once again at the WTF pic, I have noticed that Davy seems to be leaning (perhaps longingly) against Mickys chest. For all I can tell, he may be sitting on his lap. Do you think he dresses in that Artful Dodger outfit in hopes that Micky is attracted to young boys? Hmmmmm. All this from the new convert. I'm a bit proud of myself!!-Wanting Micky

As you should be - proud, I mean. So when are you gonna start writing?
~Donatella

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 11:19 AM
It was reported on one of the Monkees lists that Micky attended his high school reunion last October (how pathetic is that?) with a young woman, presumably the new Mrs. Dolenz. One of his classmates volunteered the information that in school, Micky was "a real jerk and a punk." When the boys played basketball and Micky jumped up for the ball, some of the other boys would reach up and pull down Micky's pants. Now *there's* an image for you. How much do you want to bet that he cried like a little girl when this happened?Incidentally, as long as we're analyzing Monkees, does anyone else (that means you, Goddess) think that Mike's oh-so-superior attitude is due to the fact that he has a really big dick? I mean, he grew up poor white trash, but at least he had a big one, and that must have made him feel pretty smug. Maybe that's why he and Peter didn't get along - they were too closely matched in the basket department.- LT

That IS an image. I think another whole fic could be written around Micky having his pants pulled down in high school - that was a hint. Interesting concept you've thought up, and how come I never thought of that? It seems so clear now, doesn't it? Of course that's why Mike has that attitude; it's the perfect white trash trophy! I'm sure Pete's (alleged) large member was some competition for him. Nice call.
~Donatella

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 2:51 PM
Hey Donatella, I dig the new blue side page but I can't get into the 2001/2002 stories. It says something about saving stuff to bookmarks. What the hell is that? Also, can I join in on the chat sessions? Does it require a password of somekind? Also, when is it? I'm in California so I'm 3 hours behind you. I take full responsiblity for myself as I have witnessed the wrath of the hard core junkies. (Good thing it wasn't directed at me!)

OOooohhhhh! I'm so excited- the DVD's were shipped today from Amazon. I can't wait!
I know that those of you who've met Mickster won't reveal any personal details, but could somebody at least tell me if he's nice in person? Is he funny? Any tidbit of info would be greatly appreciated. I won't assume that you slept with him or ask anything personal. I've just never met him and wonder what he's like in person. When one does meet him, if it's after a show or concert or something, are their a lot of fans waiting to meet him? Is he arrogant. Come on girls, throw me a fuckin' bone here! Hope to chat with you all sometime soon-Wanting Micky

Uh, I don't think I linked those pages up yet, or you're not using IE 5.5+, which everyone should be using these days before the new site goes up. Tonight's chat starts at around 9pm eastern time - early for you, but you're welcome to join us. Just get on AIM and put me on your buddy list 'Donatella987'. As soon as you see me come online, just IM me and I'll send you an invite. Did I make that sound overly complicated or what?
~Donatella

Thursday, May 15, 2003 6:43 PM
Easy there, LT. A few of us actually liked the people we went to high school with and don't mind seeing them again. Of course, nobody yanked my pants down in gym class while I was there. Your post made it sound like it happened more than once. There's a strange thought. My bet is that he liked it - which makes sense considering he can't seem to keep his dick in his pants to this day.

It's very disheartening to hear that he was a jerk and a punk, though. I'm really beginning to believe that if it wasn't for the pretty face and tempting little body, there'd be nothing appealing about the man.

But what really, REALLY upsets me, is that someone pulled the guy's pants down, and I wasn't there to see it. How unfair can life be? mc

I think you're right about the sex addict seed being planted on that fateful day he lost his drawers to his school mates. The image is too intriguing; I wonder what he did when it happened. I'd pay good money to see that. Thank god something good came of it.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 17, 2003 3:04 PM
Okay, question for you guys, and take it seriously. Why is it that when you have a problem with certain aspects of fandoms and voice it, it is sacrilege? I mean stupid stuff, like how many times a month you tune into a show, and if you don't then you aren't a real fan. One thing I like about this board is that you can spout off at the mouth and be accepted. You can act like a dumbass(like that crap with me and Dona a while back), get your facts wrong, not watch eps for years, and still be considered a junkie.

I know the people that get upset at the smallest thing have no life, but why defend each tiny detail to the death? NOTHING is that good, not to nit-pick and drag out arguments. I just don't see the point to it all. If you disagree, then goddammit disagree, but don't qestion my character, you know?

-leenys

The people on those boards are pathetic examples of psycho fans with no lives. They're small minds don't allow for the capacity of real thinking, therefore they argue about stupid insignificant details which are only a part of their little fandom, like what color are Davy's eyes. Are they kidding?! I once had someone argue with me about that; she insisted they were blue - WHAT THE FUCK?!! At least here we argue about important stuff like who has the bigger dick and where its been lately.
~Donatella