HERE IS THE STORY OF MIKE'S NOSE BY LENE T:
http://www.geocities.com/lenetaylor/mikenose.html

Thursday, December 19, 2002 3:38 PM
Erin, that reminded me of the cartoon i did a while back. Of a naked Micky with a red bow tied around his waist. Dona, perhaps you can repost it for the Holidays?

HMC

Ah yes, one of my favorite pics! Let me go dig it up...
~Donatella

Here it is.  Your Christmas present from HMC

Thursday, December 19, 2002 4:55 PM
If she gets her wish, she better share!!! (and seeing as i live closet to her, i'm first in the queue!!! <eg>)

WTM

If she doesn't share, we'll have to kill her.
~Donatella

Friday, December 20, 2002 7:00 PM
All I want is the blond. Poor Micky would be worn out by the time he got through that line of women.
Before I forget, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.
Again situations have been out of control at home, but I think now I may have it done. This week has been hell.
LEt's ee in the works is a Mike/Peter story. It's unique. If things go well. And yes MC I working the Micky god's gift to women. that thing has been torn down three times now. Great idea.. just have to catch the emphasis on it. But I think I got it now. AGain back burnered this week due to nerves.
Now to check out Lene T.
Paula C.

Well, I hope you can calm down those nerves enough to do some writing, Paula; you do sound a bit frantic. Happy Holidays.
~Donatella

Saturday, December 21, 2002 8:44 PM
oops... Dona is falling behind again.
and here I was looking to see what people were up to for the holidays.
Chat... Christmas eve or not??
I know .. I don't come that often but was wondering what the holiday schedule was.
Paula C.

Yes, I'm sorry. I spent yesterday wrapping Christmas presents - isn't this holiday over yet? As for this weeks chat, due to the Christmas eve timing we're gonna skip it. I know I'm gonna be too busy putting together a dollhouse to chat, but if anyone is interested maybe we can set up a chat for another night this week.
~Donatella

Sunday, December 22, 2002 12:56 PM Hi all Just wanted to wish you all a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year!!!! Hope u all get what u want and if ya don't then at least share your filthy thoughts with us via a good story LOL

love and hugs
erin ;@)

Well said. I'm counting on the holidays to inspire some of those filthy fics - get writing! ~Donatella

Sunday, December 22, 2002 6:26 PM
Hey all! Just wanted to say Merry Christmas!! I'm sure there won't be a chat before then! Even though I've missed it the last 2 weeks lol Have fun putting up that dollhouse Dona! lol Hope everybody gets what they want...Micky naked under the tree would be nice! lol ~mickysgirl~

Thanks, MG. I wish a very merry Micky fuck to you and all the junkies!
~Donatella

A Very Happy Holiday to All
~Donatella

Monday, December 23, 2002 1:50 PM
Merry Christmas all!!! hope everyone has a great time. I'm just resting at the mo, and trying to get the creative juices flowing again - work sorta makes them run dry. Don't worry though, i few have a few nifty ideas, as well as some ongoing projects which we are all aware of. Hope everything is fine with u.

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

Yes, get those juices flowing 'cause I'm dying to know what happens in "No Man's Land". The poor things are still stranded and haven't had sex yet!
~Donatella

Tuesday, December 24, 2002 11:24 AM
Hi everybody. I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and all the best for 2003!
----Arrowhead

Oh yes! A Happy New Year too!
~Donatella

Tuesday, December 24, 2002 1:54 PM
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night
May family don't get on your nerves (to much)
and you got what you wanted (or least with the tags to return it)
and that you were able to sleep in (Dream on)

Happy Holidays from myself and my little one.

Paula C.

Very cute little poem, Paula - if only! Happy Holiday!
~Donatella

Sunday, December 29, 2002 2:05 PM
Boy Lene T... You would never guess this is the season of giving and good will toward men... I have seen this interview many times and never felt anything but compassion for Nez who obviously has a summer cold, the worse kind of cold.
And we all know Nez hates the British press. So this interview had to be on a subject he was passionet about. We also know that a bad cold can make you a little incoherent at times. But I didn't notice anything like that. Nez has always been figety, I'm sure it is his nerves, (shyness).
As for the tacky stills any one can make you look bad doing that. Granted someone should have stopped the camara an given the man a box of kleenex. But then again who knows maybe they had already done the several times and now they were trying to just get through. And Nez could crawl back in bed with his Nyquil.
Anyway not trying to bash you. I just think with the ability you have to capture those stills. I would have concidered it a special gift to have seen some more flattering stills. Even in his old age I still find the man very attractive. Maybe that's because I'm a bit older than you. Hopefully I have defended my man well enough.... Happy Holidays to all
Mistress Nez

Hmm, I do see your point, Mistress, however, trust me, no one loves this man more than Lene T. She's just having a little fun with his snot encrusted nose and hand, which is damn funny. You just have to see the humor in it. We have enough stills of Mike looking good, so sometimes it's fun to see him looking like an incoherent slob. In Mike's defense, he could've been scratching his ass in that interview and I'd still fuck him.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

Another slice of slash genious from AH and the never-ending continuation of "I Put A Spell On You", The End, Maybe.  I suppose if we all keep bitching and moaning to her, then she'll have to write more.

Thursday, January 02, 2003 6:03 PM
Hi all

Happy New Year etc.

I was talking to a friend of mine about slash fiction the other day and she asked me some questions, why? being the most prominent of them all. So I told her I would consult with my fellow slash lovers and let her know what you all said. She asked:

1. Is it a fantasy of mine to be in a threesome with Micky and Mike?
2. Why write about a guy you love being gay?
3. Do you write from personal experience when writing smut?
4. Which do you prefer to write, slash or smut?

I answered with:
1. Yes - without a doubt LOL
2. Makes him more exciting to know that he could be so easily manipulated by another man
3. Mostly fantasy sadly, but I am gonna put it into practice LOL
4. Slash

Could you guys help me out
thanks
love and hugs
erin
;@)

Great questions, erin. The first one must be a joke - is your friend kidding?! No, I would pass on a three-way with Mike and Micky, it would be on the same day that Hell freezes over. The second is a real pet peeve of mine and I don't know why so many women don't get it. It is a fact that straight women find gay men very attractive - oh, the irony. So the real question should be: Why is it so hard to believe that straight women are into gay men having sex when every straight man's fantasy is two lesbian's having sex? The third is more reasonable, but this person has forgotten that we are writing FICTION, though I'm sure one or two of us are able to take from our personal... enlightenments for dramatic enhancement. And last, I think it's safe to say that on this site we all prefer writing slash.
~Donatella

Friday, January 03, 2003 1:23 PM
Cool questions Erin (oh, by the way, hello again, i feel i havent been around in a while, shall i introduce myself???...better not). My mates always ask me those sort of questions, mainly the 'why gay?' thing. They think it's a jealousy thing, i don't use a woman in my stories cause i get jealous of her. Could be, i suppose, but...nah. It is more interesting with slash, that's about it for me anyway, more to play around with.

oh, and just because i like harping on about past subjects - the Gorillaz. Ha ha ha, i'm beginning to like 'em and, in a documentary about they're creators, the question of infulences arises. Jamie Hewett (spl!?), the artist of the group, rambles on and a lot of pictures are shown of various things, one of them being a picture of the Monkees during Head. So, there we have it, curious proof. Jury dismissed.

so, did everyone have a nice Christmas and New Year? Great Slash i found as a New Year's pressie...keep it up!!!! I've been trying on loads of different stuff, but alas. Maybe soon i'll be struck with inspiration...once again, my George Orwell ideas are flooding back...hmmmm, possible.

luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

Yes, the jealousy factor could play a part here, but since we're writing our own fiction, we could simply turn the female character into us. I don't have this problem; to me there's nothing better than watching two lovely men having sex with each other.

So there was Monkee influence behind those Gorillaz! I thought so. I love when we get hard proof like that.

You're putting the guys in an Orwellian setting? That should prove very interesting. I love it! Get started right away.
~Donatella

Friday, January 03, 2003 1:38 PM
To answer the questions:
1. Hell no! I wouldn't want to be in a threesome with any one, famous or non.
2. It just expands the imagination. It's fun to explore the 'What if'. Plus I think everyone agrees that Mike and Micky would make a great couple.
3. yes some of my stories are based on real life, but the one I'm working on now isn't.
4. I think I prefer smut. I just like more of a sexy story than just a horny fuck story.
Stranger

Really? You would pass up an M&M threesome? Wow, is there anyone else who feels this way? Am I the only one who makes this kinky idea a life's goal? And of course, they make the cutest slash couple since Kirk and Chekov. I hope you're writing, stranger.
~Donatella

Saturday, January 04, 2003 3:02 PM
Attention Junkies: I am proud to announce the official launch of the Shrine to Donatella:

http://www.troubledscience.com/dona.html

You are all encouraged to visit and offer up your prayers and worship to the Goddess of Monkeesmut. (To those of you who already signed in, much thanks; for the rest of you, get your asses over there!)

Coming Soon: Donatella Action Figures!

-LT

It's true. The amazing and most talented LT (genius extraordinaire) has opened a shrine so all the junkies have a home to worship. And thank you to all who have written such kind words to your goddess - all your prayers are heard.
~Donatella

Saturday, January 04, 2003 11:31 PM
Hello, Goddess, sorry I haven't been around for ages. I have been reading the BB and these questions have tempted me out of seclusion. Okay, not seclusion, just doing other shit, y'know?

1. Is it a fantasy of mine to be in a threesome with Micky and Mike?

Well, sort of. I'd like to see them doing Davy, but that's just me. Or Mike and Micky serving Johnny Cash. Yeah, Johnny Cash...

2. Why write about a guy you love being gay?

I don't love any of these guys I just like to look at them.

3. Do you write from personal experience when writing smut?

No. I write from smut reading experience when writing smut.

4. Which do you prefer to write, slash or smut?

Smutty slash, of course.

So, anyway, I've really gone over the edge and am writing some of my best smutty slash about a webcomic. Sad, but true, I'm wasting those God-given, Donatella-honed smut writing talents on a webcomic. Whatever shall become of me? What can I say? Happy new year, everyone. The Goddess is right, Kirk and Chekov are a cute slash couple. And here's some innovative Star Trek slash, including a whiff of Kirk/Chekov, for ya'll as a new years present http://geocities.com/toshtrr Enjoy!

Amy Throcksequentialart-Smythe

Always a pleasure to hear from you, AT-S. I love how you managed to segue into your own wonderful Trek slash. Alas, I don't think the junkies are up on the latest of the very hot Kirk/Chekov slash - they don't know what they're missing. Everyone should do some... research by reading Amy's lovely slash work; you won't be disappointed. And thank you, Amy, for leaving your beautiful prayer to your goddess - you are one ass-kissin' broad - I love you.
~Donatella

Sunday, January 05, 2003 1:31 PM
Howdy folks, Happy New Year
in regards to Erin's four questions.
1. Hell, why not. Two tall, handsome men. Though I think the third would just be in the way of those two doing what they want. Though I can see on in the front and other in the back, pushing and shoving. The poor girl will be squashed.
2. Because we want them to have feelings. Men should not always be hard nosed, no emotions. We want them to have "Feelings". but we just take the person and write about them.
3. Exprience?? Nope, not me. this is purely fantasy. Remember I was married to my first timer, so I have really hung myself up dry doing that. I'm looking for takers though.
4. SLash or smut. BOTH. ;) Every once in a while I can do a cute story in one or the other.

btw have a nice story starting of Mike and Peter. We'll see how that goes.

be good girls and talk to you later.

Paula C.

Those two can squash me any time they want - from both ends. And you too get a big hug and thank you for leaving your prayer to your goddess. I think I'm almost warmed enough to write some DS.
~Donatella

Now that the holidays are over, we can all get back to our regular schedules and that means its CHAT NIGHT!   Be there at 9pm est.

Smut Alert!

Something brand new from L.T.  A great way to start off the new year.
"Oh Margaret" is now up for your reading pleasure.

Wednesday, January 08, 2003 8:41 AM
Just wanted to say hi and hope everybody had a great holiday! i've been around the BB looking, just not posting! lol mickysgirl

Hi, mg. Hope you had a good holiday too. We're all here, but not posting also.
~Donatella

Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:44 PM
I'm posting! I have nothing really important to say, but i'm posting.

LT, great story babe. I read it on ur website and thought it was a really good original idea. Man, i had good dreams after that.

well, that's about all. Hope everyone is well.

Luv ya shotgun

WTM

xx

Where have you been, luv? I do hope you're taking all this time to write some smut.
~Donatella

Wednesday, January 08, 2003 5:55 PM
Fuckin hell LT, u sure know what buttons to push. That was one hell of a story. I don't think i'll be able to sleep, I need to do some writing and fast.

Thanks for the fantasy before bed

love and hugs
erin
;@)

I hope everyone had a good time with that one, I know I did.
~Donatella

Friday, January 10, 2003 9:45 PM
Just a quick hello. It was great to see Amy T-S in here! We junkies are just not what we used to be...remember when we would fill a Black Box page almost daily? What has happened to us? I wish I could get inspired to write some Monkee slash...I had such high hopes for Christmas.... Anyway, I'm off to check out LT's story...perhaps that will do it! Happy new Year to everyone!

JG

Oh, there you are! We thought you died or something. Welcome back to the land of the living... and the writing. Hope you had a good holiday even if it wasn't very productive. I'm sure LT's story will get your juices flowing.
~Donatella

Sunday, January 12, 2003 2:02 PM
I know, long time. Hi JG. Now I feel kinda guilty and I haven't written any Monkees slash in ages either. I wonder whom I can find to punish me? Anyway, I occasionally stumble into some Monkees kultcha and recently found a site that I posted to my live journal, yes, stop laughing I have one but I NEEEEEED it. http://livejournal.com/~amyts/ Yes, Goddess, another shameless plug for my own selfish pursuits. I wonder whom I can find to punish me? Anyway, I went to Top 100 to vote for our Goddess and after doing so, thought I take a spin through Monkees kultcha, found an interesting site, and even made this http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=amyts&itemid=16305&nc=1 LJism entry and got an extremely interesting response. I mean, I was just making a purely personal observation. I mean, when I was young, I was out smoking dope and getting laid. I mean, those days are, of course, over for me now and we didn't have the internet when I was young. I mean, we barely had MTV and Atari computers, that's how bad things were in the 1980s. So, that's what I've been up to, out there, away from the Goddess, in the wilderness. I read the BB and think about y'all and I will try to get by more often, but life is uncertain so I will make no promises that might end up being hollow and then I will have to find someone to punish me. Sigh. Amy Throckljismcommentsflameau-Smythe

Oh, you can have all the shameless plugs you want, Amy. If that's the only way we can get you to post something in here, then by all means, plug away. I see you're still a little stuck on this weird kiddy response you got. Well, if it's any consolation, I don't think that the Monkees were wasted on people like us - just think of the world Monkee smutless!
~Donatella

Monday, January 13, 2003 2:45 PM
Donatella22
What's wrong with youngsters liking old music? Am i just very confused or was there a bitching going on? Hey, i'm only eighteen and i can't find anything modern to shout about...the monkees arent my fave band, that title lies with the Beatles, but i think the prefabs are a lot better than some of the rubbish in the charts in modern yrs. yeah, some modern stuff's alright, some rock is alright, but most of it is utter trash...it isn't even music, it's pap. I know Erin will understand me on this one, as our charts over here are dominated by bands who don't even sing on their records anymore!! They just jiggle to crappy music.

That's just my opinion. as is said, i may be just really confused on this issue, but as far as i'm concerned, i'd much rather listen to oldies than modern crap. Wouldn't you?
Although, i worship no-one. I set my own rules now, but i respect people, and i particularly respect people from the older generation because their stuff seems to mean something.

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

PS, i hope no one sees this as a rant, coz it isnt, but i put up with a lot of stick for what i like, when in truth, its the older stuff that lives on and the modern rubbish that fades away...because its rubbish. I hope i'm not confused over what was said.

PS PS Pete Townshend is innocent

xx

You make a very good point, WTM, in fact, after some thought, I'd have to agree with you. Amy and I are about the same age, but when I was eighteen (in the medieval seventies) I certainly wasn't listening to ABBA or any of that awful disco crap (the beginning of the end btw), though I was into Springsteen at the time. But I was mostly listening to stuff from the sixties as well, it just wasn't that old at the time. Then as music rapidly started to decay throughout the eighties I stood strong in my belief that the older stuff was better. I still think that's true, especially today where "non" music is so popular. All of those one-hit-wonders from the eighties are gone forever while the good stuff does (thank god) manage to stick around.
~Donatella

Monday, January 13, 2003 8:03 PM
I was a teenager in the 70's (and a little of the 80's) and my friends used to tell me I was born 10 years too late! I always liked the "old" music. The only negative thing I can say about it now is the poor quality of some of the recordings. Imagine how some of that stuff would sound with today's recording/remixing/remastering devices!

Also, in defense of the "younger" fans...it that had not kept happening over time...the Monkees would be just a memory...not something that gets resurrected again and again and again.

OK, that said, now I just have to wait for something to spur me on to uncontainable Monkee smut that just spills out of me. Soon I hope.

JG

That really is a shame. Some of my favorite music is in such poor quality, even the remastered stuff. I keep hoping someone will develop a new technology to revive those old recordings. What good is today's crystal clear sound if you're forced to listen to such crap? It only makes the crap sound even worse! God, I sound old.
~Donatella

Monday, January 13, 2003 8:12 PM
Oh my! Check this out (if I've done it right). I guess they are German Monkee impersonators? Like the 70's/80's Beatlemania?

http://www.theatercarre.nl/voorstellingen/event.asp?id=193

JG

Holy shit! How am I going to wash my brain of that?! That is just too surreal for words.
~Donatella

Tuesday, January 14, 2003 2:35 PM
Hmm, i would agree with you WTM. Our charts are full with 'tits and ass' pop as I called it. Anyone with a pretty face and a good figure seems to make it as a pop star - voice doesn't come into it. I know that in the 70's there was some shit about too - hello Chicory Tip!!!!! but there was some also amazing artists that developed over 30 years ago and are still going strong.

1. Rolling Stones
2. Elton John
3. The Who - leave Pete alone.
4. Bee Gees - God bless Maurice Gibb
5. Paul McCartney/Beatles
6. Monkees (of course)
7. Sting - are you still with me!!!

I could go on but now there isn't anyone who will be seen as a Legend in 30 years time except maybe Robbie Williams but that is just a personal one LOL

love and hugs
erin
;@)
p.s Dona have u forgotten about my stories????

"tits and ass pop" I like that term - good description. Uhhh... Sting?!! That one's a joke, right? And no, erin dear, I have not forgotten about you, well, I did forget for a week or two, but I'm planning on getting your new stuff up today or tomorrow. Please forgive me and my feeble absent-minded brain. This is what you have to look forward to when you get to be my age.
~Donatella

Sunday, January 19, 2003 10:07 AM
I agree with you guys about the music...boy I feel very young! I was a teenager in the 80's....I was 30 in May. But anyway, I would much rather listen to the "oldies" than this new stuff. There are a FEW groups/singers that I may like a couple of songs or something, but that's as far as it goes. No offense, but Sting wouldn't be on my list. Not that I don't like...like I said...a song here and there, I just wouldn't have him on "my list". There was a question on the radio around here..."What group and song first got you into music?" I really had to think about it, and I'm still not sure I remember, but I think it was Cream's "White Room". Ok, not that that was very important, but I thought it was an interesting question.~mickysgirl~

Sting wouldn't be on my list either. In fact, neither would the BG's, but I'm too tired to argue. Interesting question, mg. I'm gonna have to think about this for a while. I'm not sure it was any one song for me.
~Donatella

Tuesday, January 21, 2003 7:00 AM
I'm 22 and i normally listen to "oldies" or "classic rock" because yes, today's music pretty much sucks. But not everything is horrible. I'll admit to being a Matchbox20 fan (Rob Thomas... mmmmm...) and i love stuff like Korn, System of a Down, Rob Zombie. I practically wrote a full notebook of smut/slash about Jaymz Hetfield and Kirk Hammet of Metallica. But i have to say that Nez rules all.
-Jade

You are a youngin'. Well, I have heard of Korn. Ok, Metallica too. Don't make me think today.
~Donatella

Chat night!  - only I'm not sure how long I'll be there, if at all.  That's right, your immortal goddess is sick with the stomach flu and may not recover in time to bullshit tonight.

Tuesday, January 21, 2003 8:49 PM
Hope you feel better Dona...I know it sucks being sick, not trying to rub it in, but I haven't been sick at all this year, but don't worry my time is coming! lol ~mickysgirl~

Thanks, mg, I'm finally better after a week of misery. You're very lucky.
~Donatella

Wednesday, January 22, 2003 4:29 AM
Okay, people were arguing on a list i belong to about the definition of slash. Different people were coming up with a range of answers, from gay porn to hetsmut to mildly suggestive stories. I would like to hear Our Goddess's take on this one... and whoever else's as well. I hope you feel better, Dona.
-Jade

I've seen this question come up so many times. Slash is always homosexual, and it must be about established characters from TV, fiction, music etc. Two characters are taken and "slashed". The word comes from the / used in the coding to quickly describe who is being slashed. Here, we like to slash M/M. If the characters are written as a heterosexual couple then that is het-smut and not slash. I hope that clears things up.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

My deepest apologies to Erin for not posting this sooner - good thing I clean out my email box once in a while.  Anyway, here is a wonderful new chapter to "Getting A Head in Business" called "Rivals".  Enjoy!