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Wednesday, June 12, 2002 1:38 AM
Hi all. I was noticing the dates new stories were added or old ones were added onto, and April was kind of slow but May was very busy and June seems to be starting the same way. Does the spring and coming summer make you feel more inspired? And speaking of inspired, I loved that last chapter of LT's MWB. I'd even say it was the best chapter of the story. Such a range of emotion and confusion. I like seeing Mike way off balance like that.

----Arrowhead

Well, I think part of the problem was me. You're seeing the lull dates when my computer was down, but I did have quite a bit of stuff to get out. Now that I have the new computer I fear the same lull is about to happen, but I'm working real fast to transfer everything over and hope to have lots of smut up this week...I hope. However, as I recall, last summer was pretty slow in the smut corner, wasn't it? And then it really picked up at the end of August and went speeding through the holidays before we ran out of steam. I don't know, I could be wrong.
~Donatella

Wednesday, June 12, 2002 8:50 AM
Happy Belated Birthday Dona!! Hope it was a good one! Aaron Lohr does have a hot little bod...mmm..out of all the guys that played them, him and LB Fisher...(as peter anyway)made me fucking wet! anyway, happy belated dona! ~mickysgirl~

Thanks, mg. Now tell me how you can possibly compare Aaron Lohr to LB Fisher? All I have to say is Yuck.
~Donatella

Wednesday, June 12, 2002 4:09 PM
Phyllis was 18 when they got married, not 15, and the correct date of their marriage is June 27, 1964 (not March, as is often reported). He called her April because, as Dona said, he was a control freak who liked to have things his way. There's a whole section of Neftoon Zamora devoted to his predilection for renaming people. He even renamed himself, not once, but twice (Mike --> Michael --> Nez). What a loony.
- Lene T.

I don't think anyone can argue with that, after all, you should know. Thanks for enlightening us, ah... Lene.
~Donatella

Wednesday, June 12, 2002 9:51 PM
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DONA! My apologies for missing it. I seem to be missing EVEDRYTHING lately. Oh well. One day I'll be back to my oldself.

So, Davy in the bar 'til 4 am? When ever I see him he is either going to bed early or hoping on the bus to drive to the next city. Sick, but I'm jealous. Oh well, I have one more show left, Aug. 17th.

I didn't hear any reports from the Mohegan Sun show. Did anyone go, Terry?

I was SO HOPING to make it to last night's chat but came home to a power outage. (I believe due to a car taking out a utility pole). I am aiming for Tuesday June 18th....it is my last day of school [FINALLY] but aside from some level of intoxication I should be there!

JG

Thanks, JG. And once again, we missed you at the chat last night. I thought for sure you would make it this week, but we'll all still wait for you to get your shit together
~Donatella

Thursday, June 13, 2002 7:42 AM
i really wasn't trying to compare LB and Aaron i guess. i just meant i liked LB as Peter(i think he looked good) i've seen what he looks like without the peter wig and i was disappointed. Aaron is just totally hot!

Oh, ok. I just can't see the two in the same sentence, that's all. It's like talking about Micky and Peter together - yucky!
~Donatella

Thursday, June 13, 2002 7:43 AM
oops i forgot to sign my name to that!LOL ~mickysgirl~

You asked for it, so here it is, new smut! That's right, WTM has started a new story "No Man's Land".

Thursday, June 13, 2002 8:15 PM
To WTM -- all I can say is Here's Johnny!
Oh what nightmares can be
Looking for more.

Paula C.

I think I understand you. Paula, babe, you really gotta lay off the booze when you're writing. But yes, I think WTM is onto something good with this one.
~Donatella

Chapter five of Erin's M/M drama "Coming Out of the Dark" - better with each chapter.

Friday, June 14, 2002 2:32 PM
cool opening WTM, based on a fantastic story but instantly made your own. Only Mike could be that evil, can't wait till the next bit.

Oh and comparing LB and Aaron, no contest Aaron wins everytime in my book. I just wanna know what they were thinking casting George Stanchev as Davy, i could do a better job (if i wanted and urgh being Davy no thanks - forget that last comment)

love and hugs
erin
:@)

I thought that Davy guy looked a lot like the troll, not that I give a shit, but he did an ok job. Aaron is just plain gorgeous, and I expect to see big things from him someday, that is if he can learn to act. Anyway, WTM is anxious to get out the next chapter - I hear it has the good stuff in it.
~Donatella

Friday, June 14, 2002 7:11 PM
Hi! I can't wait until school is out this summer so I can catch up on my Monkee slash. I haven't been able to read much during the school year, so it will be a nice treat. I am sure there are some nice stories to read! See you later! Head~fan

Head~fan!!! It's been a long time! How the hell are you? I'm glad school is over too so now all you college students can get back to writing some smut.
~Donatella

Saturday, June 15, 2002 12:39 AM
Hello, Horney for Micky here,
I went to the Mohegan Sun show and it absolutely SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Monkees show is never bad to me, but this one was. But I guess I'm not upset at the show more so than at the casino. See, they didn't sell tickets so it was first come first seated. And somehow they had a lot of reserved tables (how one gets reservations at this place I wil never know.) I showed up at 6:00 for the 8:00 and I didn't even get in! Not even standing room only. I hung outside because there are no walls to this club so I hung out where the music cases were and heard/saw the show. It's the exact same show they've been doing for the past 3 years. I've got a better story to tell you later. Sorry for my negativity. :( I promise I'll be more positive tomorrow.

Oh, I'm sorry. That does sound like a shitty concert, especially since you weren't really there. Well, there's always next time. Reserved seats usually come when you're a guest of the casino or hotel, so next time get a reservation.
~Donatella

The following article is from the Orange County Weekly and found by the great Lene T. You'll be surprised to find that the
troll has somewhat of a sense of humor.

Davy Jones is that English teen idol guy from the Monkees, now touring with Micky Dolenz as "The Best of the Monkees."
The singing, shimmying, tambourine-banging little fellow has now served as masturbation fodder for three generations of pubescent girls and incarcerated, salad-tossing psychopaths. He also famously dated Marcia on The Brady Bunch,
continues to race horses (he used to be a pro jockey) and, judging from our conversation, ingests way too much coffee
(or something). Anyway, even though the Weekly had to cut about two-thirds of what Davy had to say due to space
limitations, we kept all the best parts—we promise. Read on and discover just how marvy Davy really is!

OC Weekly: Is billing yourself and Mickey Dolenz as "The Best of the Monkees" a deliberate attempt to provoke Mike
Nesmith and Peter Tork to violence?

Davy Jones: Well, I don’t know. Maybe we should go in for the celebrity boxing. No, I don’t know how much anger there
is there. We’ve been the Monkees for so many years now, and we have to protect that and one another.

So if it came down to it, and you and Mickey had to fight those guys, you think you could take ’em?

I never surrender. I fight dirty. I come from the streets of New York. As a 15-year-old, I lived in Hell’s Kitchen. I came to
America with the show Oliver! and I had my own apartment right in the middle of Hell’s Kitchen. It was quite an
experience—I got quite an education there.

So one lesson that readers could take away from this interview is "Don’t mess with Davy Jones," right?

I can’t be handling all this celebrity-boxing stuff. It’s way over my head, so to speak—no pun intended.

Okay. . . . What horrible secret does Mike Nesmith have hiding under that beanie?

I don’t really know if he’s been wearing it lately. It was probably some sort of cosmic pyramid that kept him from turning
into a grumpy old man.

Please answer the question that all of America needs to know: Did you or did you not bone Marcia Brady?

Then they were just being too polite to ask because everyone needs to know the truth.

No, I never did Marcia Brady. She was like 15, and I wasn’t into young girls at that time. I was into older women.
Now it’s different. I’m 56 years old, and my girlfriend is 28.

Well, how about Florence Henderson then? She was older—did you do her? If so, did you use Wesson oil as a lubricant?

I never did her either, but I knew her when she was younger in New York in the early ’60s. She was pretty hot. Marcia,
Marcia, Marcia—I thought she was a bit stiff. I thought she needed a good pounding, to tell you the truth. She’s sort of
stand-offish, like the lady on The Weakest Link. I mean, I wouldn’t mind giving her one either. That could be an
experience.

How have you been able to maintain your youthful, gnomish good looks while the rest of the Monkees are all kinda
bloated and pruny-looking these days?

I don’t know what to tell you. Grease up at night before you go to bed, even if it’s only Vaseline. Get it into those cracks and crevices and feed your skin.

Your press kit refers to the Monkees as "The Original Boy Band." Do you feel you had a profound musical influence
on ’NSync or the Backstreet Boys?

Well, of course there are similarities if you want to put it that way. The music magazines always said we couldn’t
do this, couldn’t do that, couldn’t play our own music. Do you know that the Beach Boys and the Byrds and the Turtles
and the Association and the Mamas & the Papas never played a note in the studio? Paul McCartney didn’t play
the French horn on "Penny Lane." Do you think that Paul McCartney would have gotten into the Oscars if he wasn’t Paul McCartney with that crap song that he had? I mean, come on, be serious: "Vanilla Sky" was not worthy of an Oscar
nomination.

When they talked about the Monkees not really playing their instruments, no one could ever say you didn’t really play the tambourine. So who was the better tambourine player—you or that little girl in the Partridge Family?

I’m the greatest tambourine player in the world! Davy Jones, according to David Letterman, is the No. 1, No. 3 and No. 7 tambourine player in the world.

I never called it Head. The advertisement was some guy with glasses and his hair swept back, saying, ‘Head. Head.
Head.’ They didn’t even show the Monkees in the advertising. It was very confusing to me at the time.

On the Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn and Jones album, I wrote my first song, called "It’s Hard to Believe." I felt good
about that. Obviously, there was also "Pleasant Valley Sunday" and "I’m a Believer" and "Daydream Believer" and
songs like that—which are obviously classics.

Well, it all depends on what kind of company I’m in and what kind of fun we’re gonna have. Once we had a dress-up
party, and I went with a dress on, a bra, and my hair and makeup all done up. The girlfriend I was with at the time had
her hair all tucked in, and she was dressed in one of my suits. After about an hour at the party, I wanted my suit back,
you know what I’m saying?

Wow, I don’t know. I understand he was quite a flirt in those days, but I imagine at this point that I do. [laughs] That’s a
question to be answered maybe by an Internet thing, a poll or something. Ask who’s done either one of these guys
and take a poll.

Sunday, June 16, 2002 1:49 PM
I actually enjoyed that article. Thanks for sending it, Mike! <G>

-leenys

Sunday, June 16, 2002 9:14 PM
LOL davy does have a sense of humor! i like the "who got more pussy" question! LOL ~mickysgirl~

I'd give a lot of credit to the interviewer too, he really asked some good questions. The only thing I would have added was "is it true you and Mick are lovers? and "Which one of you is the top?"
~Donatella

Monday, June 17, 2002 12:19 PM
mmm interesting article Lene. A good find if maybe not a little disturbing. So Davy reckons he and micky could take on mike and peter - yeah right! Has he forgotten his story about the right hook that Peter once gave him and he must know better than to mess with Mike. Besides as much as i love him, Micky is a wimp LOL.

So he finally admits that his girlfriend is 28, does he thinks he clever pulling a bird (as he calls them) that young, she'll soon tire of him. Oh and he wants to fuck Anne Robinson!!!! Has the man totally lost his mind?

There were things in this article that i never knew about Davy, his love of vaseline for example, that may come in useful for a story one day. And his slight bitterness of the Beatles too (Macca's songs are not crap), i don't know why he has to justify about their lack of musical imput into the albums by labeling other bands in the same way. Do we care? No Did people care back then? No, so basically shut up about it!!

Finally why is his fav song Hard To Believe, ok he wrote it but it is the crapest song on the Pisces etc album. I think it is so out of place and would have been better on a Davy Jones solo album, but what do i know.

Nice pic of Micky though
love and hugs
erin
:@)

Yeah, Davy, like so many others, has the dreaded foot-in-mouth disease. I wish he'd learn to shut up. He was going pretty nicely there until he started talking about the years of disrespect the Monkees have to put up with - poor things. Nobody really cares except them, and frankly if just one of them would die already I'm sure they'd gain all the respect they wish they had and maybe even get into the R&R HOF. So maybe Davy should just kill himself.
~Donatella

Tuesday, June 18, 2002 6:37 PM
GREAT ARTICLE on Davy! So he ADMITS at times he's a "Homecoming Queen". Between that and the love for vaseline...there is some story material.

As for Horny for Micky..the reserved seats at Mohegan Sun are for the "High Rollers"..the regular gamblers who spend lots of money. I wish I knew you didn't know they layout..to get the first row you need to get there before noon. There are only 250 seats in that Wolf's Den.

Anyway, I WILL be at the chat tonight barring power outages, catatrophes etc.

See you then!

JG

Yeah, what was with the Vaseline? Anyway, glad you're coming to the chat tonight, JG. You're in luck, I don't think there are any natural disasters scheduled for this evening.
~Donatella

Just a reminder. Make sure you're at the chat tonight 'cause JG's gonna be there! 9pm et.

HMC has completed part 4 of her delightful whore story "54 Monkees Jumping on the Bed" - must read for Pete and Davy fans.

Thursday, June 20, 2002 8:15 PM
So Davy like Vaseline? What's up with that? He probably needs the whole jar to lube up his tight ass. ;) Thinking back to the concerts I attended, I have to wonder how Davy felt on one of those nights. He had all of these women going up to the stage to kiss him or give him a rose. The only thing was that all of these women were from 5 to 14 and then it skipped to 50 yrs old. There wasn't one girl from the age of twenty-forty, that ran up to him. I have this feeling that that did a number on his ego. He did however, make a buck. Some girl gave him a dollar bill to autograph, during the concert. He just put it in his pocket and said he'd do it later. I doubt very seroiusly he did it later. Then again the night before he was up until the wee hours of the morning sitting at the bar hoping for someone to take him with them and use that jar of vaseline. LOL

As for the new pics of Mick, thanks again Vanity. I love the one with Mick and his pussies. LOL They are so warm and furry. I'm sure they were purring up a storm being so close to him, almost like a vibrator. :) Fuzzy

I'll bet Davy likes Vaseline. He's used to it from when Mike would stick his big dick up the trolls ass. You'd think he could splurge for a better lube these days. He could use that dollar bill toward his lube fund. Don't you like those pussy's? I like them too. They seem so appropriate, don't they? And what the fuck were they thinking when they took that picture? It was obviously for some kid mag, but its just so fucking blatant. Couldn't they be a bit more subtle with the 'fuck me, I'm cute' thing?
~Donatella

I new you'd like it, JG. But even I got a pretty hot reading that. I think our little sister has turned into an excellent slash writer.
~Donatella

Friday, June 21, 2002 7:55 AM
Hmmm...I read an interesting piece of info last night. I was going thru some "old" posts from AMM. One of them was listed "Is Micky Gay?" In one of those posts someone was explaining that some girl, he knew, use to hang out with Micky (an ex-girlfriend), I guess. She said that she had been involved in several late night orgies with Micky, where there were noth boya and girl's. I guess he was having fun with both genders, and it didn't phase him one bit. Well, if this is true, all I can say is.....I wanna watch, Please!!! That would be such a turn on for me. :) But hey, that's me. So Now more than ever I have to wonder; did he and Mike ever get it on? There was one more thing I read that for the life of me...I can't remember right now. I'll have to look later and report back.It may have had something to do with this same issue. I'll let you know. Fuzzy

No shit?! Wow, finally some real proof! I can't say I'm surprised, but it's nice to know that our dirty minds are based on some fact. You must send me these posts so I can put them in here for all the see. And keep searching for the other one. Thanks for that info, Fuzz; you know how I love this shit.
~Donatella

Saturday, June 22, 2002 12:13 AM
Yay! Glad you like the new chapter. For the next, I've already finished a steamy M/M scene, and I'm almost finished with another hot P/D scene. I'm quite proud of them. Now I just have to continue the.... (sigh) .....plot.

HMC

Plot? Who needs plot when you can have all that hot sex? Just get to the M/M stuff and I'll be happy.
~Donatella

Monday, June 24, 2002 1:24 AM
Hi every1! I am glad to see this site is #1 on the toplist. I made sure to vote. I LOVED that Davy interview, that was funny! Sorry I do not come around enough, but I never forget this place!! I will try to stop by for a chat real soon too.

~Charlemange
"SugarHovis"

Wow! Hi Charlemange! We haven't seen you around in a long time, and the strange thing is I was thinking about you just yesterday and how the hell you've been - I'm so in tune with my junkies. We'd love to have you back at the chat, babe.
~Donatella

Monday, June 24, 2002 8:43 AM
HMC - thanks for the smile that is on my face (Peter scene)
My vacation was a bust, home 2 days early and I drove constantly for 5 days, 2 days to get Houston then 3 days home via casinos for my parents to play on the way home.
What kept me going was daydreaming about Mike (I know a Peter fan with Micky tendancies dreaming of Mike - what can I say)
I'm working on some stuff the next few days so I'll have something for the box.
Paula C.
(oh my aching back)

You did all that driving and you call it a vacation? You poor thing, next time you should vacation closer to home. And oh, I'm so glad all the M/M influence is rubbing off on you.
~Donatella

Attention Junkies:
This is just a little note to let you know that Sexessa.com is ready for all your smut. The site is semi-open on its own server and domain now, and I think it looks pretty fucking good if I do say so myself. None of the links work yet except for the email, but I hope to have that stuff up very soon. I just bought some very kinky content to put up there and now I need the rest so I can link it up. This is a subtle hint to start MOVING YOUR ASSES WITH THE SMUT!
~Donatella

Monday, June 24, 2002 3:20 PM
Hi everyone...Last week I reported finding a post in AMM's archives about Micky. He it is word for word about what this person said. Now remember this was written back in 1999...I think.

"Well....I knew a girl who kept in touch with Micky (one of his girlfriends, I
guess you'd say), and she claimed to have been involved in after-party orgies
with ol' Locksley. Guys and girls, and (allegedly) Micky had fun with both.
I've heard someone else confirming this type of activity, but who knows???? And
to be honest, who cares anyway? Bowie and Jagger did it in the closet
frequently, but that's not what I'm thinking about when I listen to their
music, you know?"

Like I said before, if this is actually true...I want to watch!:D Fuzzy

All I can say is, this is proof enough for me, and... I wanna watch too!
~Donatella

Monday, June 24, 2002 6:55 PM
I recently got inspired to write a story! I'm so happy beacuse I have something to do now.
Stranger

Tuesday, June 25, 2002 3:49 PM
I found something interesting: Micky and Donna's gift registry. Apparently the big day is set for September 20th. So make you should get them that special gift. Yeah...right, NOT!!! How about a kick in the ass? *shakes head* I just don't understand why he's doing this. Oh well, if you'd like to check it out just go to:

http://Wedding.weddingchannel.com/search_purchase/search_results.asp?r

Once you're there you can type in either the bride or the grooms name and it should take you right to it. I just typed in the bitches name.:D I guess Ami's list is on there too.

My question is...Why are they regisitering? They've both been married before, haven't they? YES!!! The little bitch probably just wants all brand new things to have. Spoiled little brat! UGH!!! I'm telling you...I have that icky feeling, that this isn't going to workout. All she's going to do is live off of his money. Oh well! Fuzzy

This is just too much! First, I'd like to know why the only thing on the list is a kitchen item. Do either of them even cook? Second, Macy's? Jeez, couldn't they come up with something a bit more tasteful? I always choose Tiffany's. And what's with that pattern? It's so... so... Macy's and pretty darn tacky.
~Donatella

Yeah, that would've been something fun! I can't believe they don't have dishes. And if they really need that for a wedding gift then get something really nice, not crap. Its that white trash mentality I'm afraid.
~Donatella

Tuesday, June 25, 2002 10:11 PM
I agree totally. The china pattern that the wifey to be chose (I'm sure) is sooo tacky! And the flatware doesn't match it at all {traditional vs. modern). Oh well, nobody ever bought taste with money! A funny BTB, when I chose MY china pattern, I did not give a glance at the price, and was ASTOUNDED when a relative came up and said, "I only bought you a dessert plate, do you KNOW what your DINNER plates cost?! ($50.00, in 1980 currency). But, I'm worth it!

Gemini
PS: Dona, the dreadful thing happened, I had to put my baby dog to sleep. Turns out her arthritis was complicated by a pelvic tumor. We cried so hard, but we loved her and she TOTALLY deserved a loving and peaceful end. We will bury her ashes Saturday in her favorite place in the garden. But it's STILL so hard.

That's what always happens to me. I never look at the price while I'm shopping, but then when I go to pay for it I realize I've chosen the most expensive items the store offers! Which can be very embarressing if you have to put it back. Anyway, I'm so sorry about your dog, Gemini, I know first hand how hard that is. But chin up, I'm sure she had a wonderful life with you as her family. I think you made the right choice.
~Donatella

Wednesday, June 26, 2002 1:41 PM
Hey girlies. I'm back! *evil grin*. I found this and thought u'd like to see it. It's the backstage list of nessesities (spl?!) that the Monkees needed on tour in 1986. It goes on about what they wanted in their dressing rooms etc. Looks like the guy who put it up disapproves of Monkee business but does credit Mike's dietary habits (check it out!) There's four pages of the stuff.

Heres the link:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/monkees/monkees1.html

Its quite interesting LOL.

So how is everyone? Fine? I've never heard of advertising what u want for ur wedding present on the internet before...thats a new one. Oh well, maybe i'm just old fashioned!!!!

Luv ya shotgun

WTM

xx

I think I've seen this somewhere before. One question: what the fuck is Mike doing in there? He had nothing to do with that concert, or did he? No one tells me anything.
~Donatella