Friday, April 26, 2002 10:17 PM
Leeny, I can simply say, that was one...umm... OUCH! Poor Mikey! Now that's a piercing! I bet where ever the RL Mike was he himself felt that.

Hey sorry I've missed chat this past few weeks. Hopefully I'll be back on my feet and ready to chat again!

Chantal

Don't feel bad about missing the chat. I've missed myself for the past two weeks - unintentionally, of course. I hope your not sick again, C.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

A brand new M/M story from Vanity. - Very hot.

Monday, April 29, 2002 1:38 PM
Hey guys. Just a quickie...Do any of you have the Headquarters Sessions CD Box Set? If you could, could you tell me the track name where Micky has a temper tantrum, i've been told he does and i wanna download it but i dont know tha name. If you could help me out i'd be very much oblidged!

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

I know what you're talking about, but I haven't got a clue as to where it is - figures.
~Donatella

Monday, April 29, 2002 7:37 PM
WTM,
I think you may be refering to Disc 2 Track 20. Micky In Carlsbad Cavern. There isn't a temper tantrum but he is talking and then is doing a funny voice and all. Its kinda funny. I don't know of any thing else. I could be wrong. Hope this helps!
~*Beatle Fan*~

Oh my, Monkee advice from a Beatle fan. You should all be ashamed. Thank you Beatle Fan.
~Donatella

Monday, April 29, 2002 10:09 PM
Well, Beatle fan is only half correct. It is track number 20-"Micky in Carlsbad Cavern", that he is making all of the strange voices and sounds. But it's track number 11 on disc two that Micky has his temper tantrum, which may I add was aimed at Peter. The name of the song was Memphis Tennessee. Peter didn't know when to stop...he just kept playing, and Micky cursed Peter for his fuck up. Fuzzy

I'm sure Big Pete deserved every word of Mick's tantrum. How come I've never heard this? I'm so behind on my Monkee trivia.
~Donatella

Tuesday, April 30, 2002 12:57 AM
I got the track about Micky in the cavern, thanx though Beatles fan. I dont know much about the track, just i read a review in one of our music mags which said that Micky was on the druns and had a bit of a temper tantrum, blaming Peter for something. I can't get that CD set so i was planning to download it, but i havent a clue the title of the track. Thanx anyway, if anyone has any other info, pleae let me know.

By the way, i got a belated b-day pressie from my uncle yesterday. It was all four Monkee signatures!!! U should have seen my face! Its so cool. Just thought i'd share that, i'm still on a cloud somewhere.

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

Was it your birthday? Did we all wish you a happy birthday? I can't remember. Well, happy belated birthday! And what a nice surprise to get! You have a really nice uncle.
~Donatella

Tuesday, April 30, 2002 1:13 AM
WTM,

Is it the track where Micky beats on the drums real hard and shouts out curse words? If so, then it's Memphis Tennesse on disc 2 track 11.
Another great one on there I think you should download if you can is on the same disc, track 15. Forget That Girl (Rough Backing Vocals). Micky hits a really high note and it is so funny.

Hope that helps.

Willow

How do you people remember what track a person hits a high note on? I can't even remember to eat.
~Donatella

Don't forget to attend tonight's chat at 9pm ET, 6pm PT
God willing, I'll be there, dammit!

Wednesday, May 01, 2002 7:25 AM
Hello everyone i am back. Missed ya.Just having a read through what i have missed. Leenys....ow, poor Mike, i am wincing at the thought, great chapter though.

I have some tracks from the Headquarters sessions but not Mick's tantrum, i have the Cavern one though, it's cool. I can't remember which track it is but i love the bit when Davy tells Peter to fuck off and he calls him a little crumb, something like that anyway, it's funny.

Anyway it's great to back
love ya guys
erin
:@)

Welcome back, Erin. Actually, I'm the one that should get the 'welcome back'. I think I've been gone longer than you. Sorry everyone, it happened again, so I took drastic measures this time, and I think it might work. I lost a few e-mails, BB submissions, and stories that you've all sent me, so again, if you're one of the missing, please re-send your "stuff" so I can post it. I hope to be back on track with everything (including the next chapter of DS2) very soon. Thanks for your patients everyone. Jeez, this has nothing to do with Erin's post, does it?
~Donatella

Wednesday, May 01, 2002 5:57 PM
Dona, you mean you don't have a copy of Micky cussing out Peter? It's funny They were jamming and at the end Peter flubbed and Micky goes off on him. Jerrico is a good one to hear. But Dona is in it for the looks (ass shots) not the music as we some of us are in to. My friend Lisa burned me a copy of most of the Headquarters sessions for Christmas and I love listening to them.
Hope everyone is well. See you around the box

Paula C.

That's right, I don't own that copy, but I think I listened to it somewhere on the web. Actually, I could even own the damn thing and not even know it. That wouldn't surprise me in the least. My head's been on backwards for so long now that I can't remember anything. You're right though, I'm not in it for the music, just ass and don't forget the cock.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 02, 2002 5:26 PM
so....WHERE IS EVERYONE?????????????

How was chat?

-leenys

Everyone's here, it's just me that was gone. Oh, and I may as well tell you all that Geocities will be down this weekend, so though you can visit the site, you won't be able to interact with it and I won't have access to my ftp or file manager. In short, there will be no updates till Yahoo gets their shit together, which they say will be Sunday night. I'll try to post some stories tomorrow to hold you till then.
~Donatella

Friday, May 03, 2002 5:07 AM
WELCOME BACK DONA!!! <<< thought i would get a quick suck-up in.

Yahoo is fuckin shit, i wihs they would sort themselves out. I might be getting a job with them in their telesales dept (admin. work nothing special) but now i'm not sure i want one.

Vanity, just read your story mate - excellent, i wish i could write like that, as Dona said very hot!

I want the Headquarters Sessions, where do you people get your friends with their ability to copy things, i want friends like that. It cost $50.00 from Rhino and i can't afford that.

As for the ass/cock vs music side of the Monkees, i say you can't have one without the other. Who wants to look at ugly blokes with good voices but then i would hate to see Micky's gorgeous ass on stage if he couldn't hold a tune, does that makes sense? probably not but i have not had much sleep

talk to ya all later
love and hugs
erin
:@)

Ah...well I kinda misread Yahoo's message. It won't be down this weekend - everything will be running just fine. Geocities is going down for repairs on May 17. So this means that the site will be updated through this weekend. Now, as for Micky's ass, as I've said many times before I'd like him with a mouth taped shut, so I don't really care if he can sing or not.
~Donatella

Friday, May 03, 2002 9:28 AM
So Donna, among these emails that you didn't lose, did you get my next chapter for the RR?

HMC

Yes luv, it's waiting in my folder for processing and posting. It will be up today.
~Donatella

Friday, May 03, 2002 1:48 PM
By the way, I remember verbatim the track you guys are talking about, but I don't think it was Peter that Micky was yelling at. As I remember it, it went something like this.

(Micky is plucking on the guitar, a quiet, mellow little tune when all of a sudden this huge drum crash comes out of nowhere, and Micky is forced to stop.)
P: Sorry (laughing)
M: Jesus Christ! What was that? Oh, that sounded shitty. (laughing) You asshole.
P: Godammit.

Heh, it is kinda funny.

HMC

That dialogue does sound familiar. I could never tell who was playing what and what they were doing. How do you know Micky was on the guitar and Pete on the drums? Just curious.
~Donatella

Friday, May 03, 2002 4:02 PM
Thanx everyone for all the info on the hqs tracks. I read in a britmag somewhere that it was micky having a 'drum temper tantrum' not unlike our old friend Liam Gallagher and screaming curse words at Peter. I'm guessing its the Memphis one i havent got yet, but i'm trying desperately to find somewhere to download it from.

luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

Well, I don't think there are many more tracks left! Haven't we mentioned them all? Glad we could help.
~Donatella

Friday, May 03, 2002 5:14 PM
FINALLY...Some fucking Monkee news! Micky, I guess, is going to be on the CBS soap opera "As The World Turns". He is going to play a vicar, that presides over two of the main charaters' wedding. Peter Noone was the one that recommended Micky for the job. He will be equipped with English accent and all! I always thought Micky would be good on a soap opera. Who knows this could be the beginning of something big for him. Thank goodness he's on a soap I can stand watching. Although I can't stand to...soap's are such a waste of time, IMO. Huh-huh...there will be no fucking bitter little troll to hog the air time.

Speaking of the freak...Davy Jones. Did anyone see him on 48 Hours? He claims, now, that he went down to 99 lbs. because he had no money to buy food. How full of shit can the asshole be? He also claimed that after the show was over, they took away their GTO's and their motorbikes, and charged them for the maintenace on them. I'm sorry, Micky always sticks to the same story and Davy always dramatizes it more and more. He constantly adds to all the crap he's already piled up. Fuck the cars and the bikes, I could care less. I want to know how and who Micky fucked, and was one of them Mike? Fuzzy

I heard about this one too - Mike told me - I mean LT. I believe he makes his debut on May 31st. He's hoping they turn his little cameo into a regular part, yeah right, don't hold your breath, Mick. I know I'm going to cringe to the point of a deathly no return, but I may just take a peek at this soap. Oh, and Davy's an asshole.
~Donatella

Friday, May 03, 2002 5:27 PM
HMC
No it's them doing a full track on a song and Micky majorly gets pissed at Peter and goes off on the cymbols for emphasis.

I got very lucky that lisa took pity on my and I send her hard copies of stories for she is on the English version of Webtv.

Paula C.

Yet another perspective on this issue. I don't know who has the right answer, but I'm with Fuzzy. All I really want to know about is who Micky fucked in the 60's, and was Mike one of them.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

As promised, here is HMC's contribution to the RR2: "Another Time, Another Place"

Now, there are two open parts for anyone who wants to continue the RR adventures.
Who's brave enough to write some nasty smut?

Gene Ashman, the man who has charge of the Monkee wardrobe, is in the dressing roon with Mick.
" Babe, this'll never fit." Micky is getting into a tight pair of jeans.
" Stand up, Mick, I'll get 'em on you." Gene is charged with a huge responsibility, since he has not one but four sets of costumes to worry about on the show. And the boys make many costume changes. Gene is hard-working ard serious, takes no nonsense on the set, but he likes the boys and the boys like him. Micky stands up, Gene hauls; the pants go on.
" I'll never breathe again." Mick jumps around the room, getting used to the tight fit..
[snip of some stupid stuff]
It's a hectic schedule. That's the way Mick feels as he walks gingerly out of the dressing room wearing the tight pants, on his way once again to face the cameras.

**

OK, what episode what this? Pants so tight he could hardly breathe? And of course, the big question is: Was he wearing any underwear?

- Lene T.

MIKE! How nice of you to join us. It's been a long time since we've heard from you. The only time I can think of Micky in pants that tight is in "Head". You know, the pants that don't close while he's jumping around. So, I assume you were in the room while Micky was having his pants painted on his adorable little tush. Tell us, Mike, was he wearing undies? And while you're at it, I'd like to know what kind and brand name.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 04, 2002 5:14 PM
Hmc - gave Peter the nerve to kill him.. congrats on that. And Peter taking care of Davy... that is a turn.

Dona... You got a new pop up I see... making sure we vote for you I see. Thought there is no competition at the moment.

Working on stories as usual. If anyone is bored see me at AIM - tommyboybbi

Paula C.

Yes, the new top sites has just opened. They invited me, so I figured I'd be nice and help start their Monkees section. I'm sure all the other Monkee sites will find the place very soon, but till then, I can get a good head start. I hope no one minds.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

Its time for another chapter of WTM's "Saved By the Bell" - an interesting turn.

Yes, isn't it nice to have Mike back? I know he can tell us what we really want to know, but I doubt he will...unless he's up for another bj - that gets him talking. I'll do my best, gals. Anyway, I forgot about that eppie. Mick did have painfully tight pants in that. I'll bet he couldn't sit down. Could he, Mike? Did you help him relieve his balls from all that confining fabric? I'm sure you had your fun, cowboy.
~Donatella

Saturday, May 04, 2002 11:54 PM
The relevant portion of Micky's tantrum - disc 2, track 11, "Memphis Tennessee" - Peter keeps playing after the rest of them have ended the song:

Micky: Oh Peter, you had to screw it up! Goddammit! Shit! Fuck! Son of a bitch! Bastard! (each word is accompanied by a cymbal crash)
Peter: You know we're taking, we're still taking.
Micky: Awwwwww! Well, just cut it off, we'll just cut it off the track.
Peter: We can't cut off the track.
Hank: It was a cookin' track.
Micky: Except we should have all ended the same. We all knew what was happening except *you*, Peter, you always gotta add your *own* *thing*. (this is in the most obnoxious, snotty, adolescent tone of voice imaginable)

Fun!

- Lene T.

Well, you should know. I'm not going to argue with your memory, Mike. So, Micky occasionally had some balls, huh? Thanks for the clarification.
~Donatella

Sunday, May 05, 2002 7:36 AM
WTM - misery (I know, wrong band but fits) Micky is in Misery and self hell. and now even worse with the death of his father. And as we know, when we are so low.... the person we least expect shows up. asshole. I hope Micky gives him a tongue lashing for not letting him know he existed. But I expect once more Mike will get around his resolve quite easily. As usual.

Keep up the work, I'm loving this series.

Paula C.

I do believe this series is on its way to ending soon, so enjoy the "cuddly" while you can, gals.
~Donatella

Sunday, May 05, 2002 11:47 AM
Micky in tight pants - good conversation topic! I have kept a eye (or two) on those trousers of his and firstly i noticed that his top button is undone when he goes under the water at the beginning of Head - is that what u meant Dona. Secondly has anyone noticed the zipper undone at the beginning of Alias Micky Dolenz when the guy is hitting him, he musta have had some trouble keeping himself in his pants that day.

I agree with u Fuzzy (hi by the way) those pants in Watch Their Feet are VERY tight - nice ass shots throughout! I think they didn't wear underwear at all, you would be able to see and with the exception of troll's fat ass (where u can visibly see VPL) the others didn't seem to bother.

BTW Great chapter WTM, love your story, have yet to read the RR but i am off there next.

speak to ya later
love erin
:@)
p.s does anyone know who was fucking the monkees in the 60's - did they share?

Yes, that's what I was talking about. And another yes to the undone zipper in Alias..., in fact, you can also get a nice crotch shot in that same episode when Mike and Micky are outside the police station. I'm talking about Micky here. Micky, who never showed off his package, leaving one to believe there wasn't much to look at, but you can see it in this eppie.
~Donatella

Sunday, May 05, 2002 7:08 PM
Micky. As a vicar. In a soap-opera. Please, shoot me now.

-leenys, cringing at the thought of his other performances. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised. I need to go smut myself now.

I agree completely. I don't know if I can actually sit in front of the TV and watch that. I fear deathly cringe chills would get the best of me - may have to skip this airing.
~Donatella

Monday, May 06, 2002 3:20 PM
Hey Gals. I was just wondering if any of you had seen the music video for Mike's song 'Crusin'? I have just seen it for the first time and man is he hot!!! I couldn't get over how sexy he was...normally 80's Mike with a beard is a real turn off for me, but man, i nearly fell over!!

Thanx for all ur nice words of encouragement and all the help with the hqs tracks, now all i need to do is find them to download.

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx

Mike did a music video? Mike, you never mentioned that. I love Nez with a beard - he was at his peak of sexiness with all that hair. At least I think so.
~Donatella

Monday, May 06, 2002 4:16 PM
Vicars can still have sex right?

speaking of which, who had the most women then? My money is on Peter - randy little bugger

Oh read the round robin - cool though i don't think i could be so cruel to write the next bit LOL

speak to ya soon
love and hugs
erin
:@)

Vicars have sex, but only with little boys under the age of ten. And as for the RR, I think you could do a wonderful job. I have no doubt that deep down you have a cruel little devil waiting to torture a Monkee.
~Donatella

Yes, it's chat night once again, but this time I'm not making any promises.
9pm ET, 6pm PT

Thursday, May 09, 2002 2:40 PM
Hi all. Nothing new to add, though I'll have a proof pic in a few days. I just wanted to say the Mosiqa vote thing is working again so vote your asses off. This site is down to 5th of all places!
----Arrowhead

I'm not sure that Mosiqa is working. I oddly have two accounts now, and my votes seem to be split between the two, hence the 5th place standing. I think I have to fix that thing again, or just get rid of it. BTW, it was a lovely chat we had on Tues. night. I know I was there (finally), so where the fuck was everyone else? Excluding AH, MC, Fuzzy, and Vanity who wouldn't miss the chat if the world were coming to an end.
~Donatella

Thursday, May 09, 2002 6:57 PM
Why the fuck is it so damn quiet in here? H E L L O!!!!!! Is anyone in here? Jeez...What? Did everyone go on vacation or something? If you did...why the hell didn't you TAKE ME!?! I'm ready for one. Then again it's probably RL that has everyone busy. I know that's been me.

I want to talk about some Monkee shit! Lets see...I read some smut. WTM, I'm couldn't get enough of your last chapter to "Save By The Bell". My heart went out for Micky. He was so trying to get over his feelings for Mike. Not necessarily in the right way, but he was trying. He seem to have taken after the little troll. BLAH!!! Now Mike's back, I can't wait to see what happens. I think Peter's a little jealous of Mike, don't you? I did finally get to read Erin's fic. You're pretty good at it Erin. I like the mushy smut, especially when it comes to Mick and Mike. I hope you'll be getting another chapter up soon. I did read the last chapter of the RR. I'm curious to see if the four of them find their way back to each other. I still can't get over Leenys part, or your part, for that matter Dona. You women are vicious! :) Vanity, I'm getting to yours. I didn't want you to think I was forgetting you. :)

Now...this is going around other discussion boards only because, it is in a commercial for the ABC Family channel TV show "State of Grace". The show takes place in the sixties. In the commercial one of the main characters asks another person "Who do they think is cuter; Micky Dolenz or Davy Jones?" Well....We know pretty much what the answer is here in the box.LOL But on one of the other boards several people said that Micky is really sexier and better looking in person. They also said that he smells AWESOME! YaY!!! I want to smell him!! I love a man; who not only looks good and is a whore in bed, but smells AWESOME too!!!!! For some reason a man that smells good is such a turn on for me. :D

Well, I better go for now. Hopefully we'll start posting more in here. This is getting a little pathetic! Fuzzy

I agree, Fuzzy, the BB is getting pathetic. I think I'll just close it down and put some G-rated crapola in it's place. Better yet, I could save some money by just shutting down the whole Box for good, maybe even the whole site! How'd ya like that, junkies? Huh?! Anyway, if I keep the site open then Erin has another chapter almost ready for posting, and some more from HMC at "Studeo 54" coming tomorrow, and we still need people to take on the next parts of the RR dammit! This project will never get done without some writers, or pseudo-writers, or anyone who can hold a pencil. C'mon guys and gals, we need more participation or Head really will die. And Micky is much better looking than the troll without even looking at them.
~Donatella

Friday, May 10, 2002 12:58 AM
I'll take the RR if u want, i don't mind. I've been a bit depressed recently, so mayby i can take it out on some Monkees...hmmm. If nobody minded me doing it twice of course.

I found an interesting joke that might cheer a few people up (u may have seen it on another site but what the hell?):

Three midgets are in a bar arguing. The first midget says, "I have the smallest hands in the world!" The second midget says, "I have the smallest feet in the world!" The third says, "I have the smallest penis in the world!" Well, they keep arguing for a few more minutes and finally the bartender says, "I know, why don't you three just go to the Guinness Book of World Record's headquarters and settle it there." So, they do. The first midget goes in and comes back out with a certificate and states, "I do have the smallest hands in the world!" The second midget goes in and comes back out with a certificate and exclaims, "I do have the smallest feet in the world!" The third midget goes in and comes back out with a glum look on his face. The first midget asks, "Didn't you have the smallest penis in the world?" The third midget says, "No, and who the fuck is Davy Jones?"

i thought that was quite funny. Glad u all like 'saved'...i feel sorry for Micky too...!

Well, must dash,

Luv ya shotguns,

WTM

xxx

You are more than welcome to take the next part of the RR. Anyone can write as many parts as they like on this one, and I'm sure you'll come up with something that will make us all cringe...I hope. Oh, and very cute joke. I actually almost laughed.
~Donatella

Friday, May 10, 2002 8:31 AM
Hello all, I apologise for not being at the chat but as i think i may have explained before it is about 2.00am here when u guys are talking and i'm afraid that it is impossible for me to get to the computer at that time. Bet u had a great chat though (oh to be a fly on the wall)

You're right Fuzzy it has been quiet but Dona please don't shut the board LOL, where else can we vent our frustration then in here.

Thanks for the praise on the story, i know it is mushy but hey i like mushy and despite my growing concern that Dona thinks i have a demon in me that wants to punish the monkees (never!) i'm gonna stick to mushy (for now - hehehe). This story is pretty much in the bag, needs tweaking here and there but i am working on a idea for another now, once u get the bug you can't stop.

Lastly the who is cuter Micky or Davy debate on the other board. That was me who mentioned his smell, someone said that Micky hadn't aged well and i simply said that if you met him in RL then you would see that he is fuckin gorgeous. Another girl mentioned he smelt nice and i agreed, i don't know what it was but i swear that i can still smell it faintly on my jacket that i was wearing!!! Does that make me weird to say that i am going to smell my jacket, maybe but hey do i give a shit nah!

love and hugs
erin
:@)

That's ok, Erin, all Brits are excused from joining the chat. I guess you have to sleep sometime. I still think you have the makings of a nasty torturous slash writer if you just put your mind to it, but I'd like you to finish your mush too. We all need a little mush to balance the gore. So your jacket smells like Micky, huh. Glad to hear he doesn't smell like bear and chili.
~Donatella

Friday, May 10, 2002 10:30 PM
Hey, Ya'll
This is my first post, but I have been a fan of your fic's for quite some time now. As you will guess from my pen name I am a dyed in the Wool... Then & Now, Nez fan,nut,voyer,would be stocker and at any given moment just plain lusting after the man.
Now my reason for finally jumping into the box is to scold, berate, chew out, bring to task. Then get on my knees and beg... You must understand. There of those who can write and those of us that can only live through reading your fanfics. Soooo on bended knee. I beg for us who are at the mercy of your time and talents. There are way to many fics on this site that have entertained us. They have transported us. They have invaded our thoughts and our lives.... And we wait... and wait.... and wait.... They have brought us to heights achieved only in fantasy and left us hanging...... Please dig into you back files. Pull out those unfinished fic's. Give us closure, give us climax!!!! As women we all have at least once in our lives experienced that climb to that penical only to be left hanging. Please let us not do this to each other..... This I Prithee
Mistress Nez

Hi there, Mistress Nez, and thank you for your smut enthusiasm and encouragement. We have all been slacking on the slash lately, this happens occasionally and is a natural process that the site experiences. In other words, it's feast or famine around here. But fear not, there are signs that the drought is coming to its end and will be replaced by a shower of stories for you to enjoy. As for all that unfinished stuff, well I wish people would finish their fics too, but there's not a lot I can do about it. Hopefully, your 'begging' post will wake them up.
~Donatella

Smut Alert!

Chapter 3 of HMC's most interesting take on the lives of Monkee whores is now posted:
" 54 Monkees Jumping on the Bed"