Monday, February 25, 2002 6:54 PM
Gee...having sex with Davy would definitely be a nightmare for me. I would probably critizise every little move he made. He just doesn't seem too sexy to me. I mean Mike, has His confidence, and that makes him sexy. Peter has his charm, so that gives him a tad of sexiness, and Micky, well...he has that smile those eyes,that ass, and that voice and that makes him sexy. But Davy, what exactly does he have? He has no personality, no charm, he's too damn short, pulls his pants down in front of little girls. His smile seems fake and he has no spark in his eyes. So what gives...? Can you tell, I've been slacking in Davy bashing, so I have to make up for it.

I remember hearing him say in an interview that Micky eats like a pig. Well, I'd like to suggest that Mr. Jones take a good look in the mirror. I just viewed some of Justus and he's chewing gum like he's chewing his chud. The man has it in him to cut down everyone else,and yet he's just as if not worse, than the person he's trying to cut down. The man needs to take his size five foot out of his size 15 mouth. 

WTM, I finally got to catch up on reading "Saved By The Bell" I can't wait to see what happens to Mike now that he's been busted. Poor Mick, now he feels like shit, because he may have been used. I hope more will be coming soon.

Now on to the voting process...has anyone looked at where we are right now? It's pathetic. Yeah, we're in second place, but we're like 40 points or more behind Monkeeland. Now let me ask you these simple questions...What does Monkeeland have that we don't have? Does it have smut? Does it have the Black Box, where you can say whatever you damn well please? Does it have lovely pictures that you can glance at and see the deep love and devotion that these men had for eacth other? Does it have the artistic talents that we have? Ummmm...I believe the answer to all of the above quetions is a defiant NO!!!! So what seems to be our problem, are we just lazy? Do we not care anymore? I've got it; we've decided we want to be pussy's just like Monkeeland. That's it isn't it? *Hangs head down in shame* And here I thought we were a united group of lusting Monkee fans, oh the shame of it all. How wrong I was....    Fuzzy


Better get all your Davy bashing in, Fuzzy, February is almost over.  Personally, I wouldn't fuck the troll with a ten-foot poll, but that's just me.  He makes my skin crawl.  As for the voting, I'm not entirely sure it's our fault.  AH noticed a few days ago that the numbers weren't moving and I doubt it's from a lack of effort.  Apparently, the whole Top 100 thing is rigged.  They can stop the votes from counting if they choose.  I don't know why they would do that since we're not cheating, but it seems that's the case.  Don't worry, Fuzzy, we're still #1 at heart.  That's no excuse for not voting though.
~Donatella

<<<  First, we have Sam.  Mick looks quite smitten with her.  I can't decide if he's really paying attenion to what she's saying and trying to look cute while being scolded, or if he's just looking at her tits.

<<<  Last, and certainly least, we have the #3 to be.  I don't think we've heard any good news about this one, but once again, Micky has that smile plastered all over his face - many years of practice produced that smile...and a few drinks.

Monday, February 25, 2002 8:45 PM
Hi. The wife survey was interesting.  I would have to think that for the questions asked, Sam was number one across the board except possibly the "best in bed" part.  That title might go to #2.  Think about it.  She is generally regarded and rumored to be a real psycho bitch but she must have had something that kept him around and they did get 3 kids out of the relationship.  Or maybe the kids themselves are what kept him there as long as he was.  About this whole business of Davy dropping his pants...could that be some kind of charge?
Not indecent exposure but something else?
----Arrowhead


I think we could all do a lot of speculation on the wives issue, but at least Sam was young and maybe even had a bit of innocence left in her at the time.  Let's face it, if he were marrying her today, we'd probably be calling her the bitch.  As for the troll, I was thinking the same thing.  Isn't it illegal to do that in front of a minor, or even an adult?
~Donatella



Tuesday, February 26, 2002 11:22 AM
I'd say Samantha across the board.  Yeah, Trini gave him more kids, but that may just mean she's really fertile.  My hubby and I joke that I've had sex three time, and got pregnant all three.  No more sex for me!!  Yeah, right.
Either way, Sammy had the looks, brains, body, and presence.  You just can't beat that combo.  Personally I think he never got over her.  Donna better not hog him, because I have every intention of meeting him again.

-leenys


I have that same fertility problem.  One time unprotected, and I got twins - go know?  Sammy would be my first choice too, at least she wasn't a bitch and she did put up with a lot of crap from him.  So, when you meet Mick again, leenys, what's the plan?  You gonna fuck him, or just talk?
~Donatella

Note:  I hope all are enjoying the new psychedelic home page pic I just put up.  However, if you're having problems loading the page, please let me know.  You must have java enabled to see the effect.



Tuesday, February 26, 2002 1:13 PM
I MHO, I pick Samantha all the way. You have to remember I have been around since he married her. I know I was very young and didn't have a crush on him, when he married her, but she has always seemed to be the most pleasant, sweet and prettiest to me.  I, like Leenys, have always felt that Micky has never gotten over her. Trina, was a bitch then and probably still is now. We've seen what their bedroom looked like...TWIN BEDS! Thus, tells me their sex life sucked. As for Donna, she's probably sleezy but not very good, and she "sounds" like a bitch. She looks like she's in for the money.

As for Leenys meeting Micky. He's probably going to rub her back again so he can see if she's wearing a bra. I also hope that Donna doesn't think she' going to hord up all of his time. I have some "fun" plans of my own, I want to do with him this Summer. Hopefully this time I'll see him up close, once I do I'll have a running chance.  Fuzzy


I think Sam was probably the nicest, but I think Trina was prettier - so sue me!  Sammy had a weird nose.  Trina was obviously a the bitchiest and most likely will reign a long time with that honor; Donna doesn't seem smart enough to be that bitchy, especially if she's looking for money.  Micky's no gold mine.
~Donatella



Tuesday, February 26, 2002 2:48 PM
Hey everyone,

I like the new homepage Dona.  It looks really cool!
I've been having problems voting too.  I vote every day, and the counter has moved up only one or two numbers in the past week.  I just thought there was something wrong with my computer!  It must be rigged, which really pisses me off!
Must get more Davy bashing in now, before the month is up. 
The scene in Head when he sings Daddy's Song.  Yuck!  His dancing is frightning, and when he sings, it sounds like he's yelling or something.  Like he's having trouble being heard.  It sounds horrible.  The thought of that scene sends shivers down my spine.

Take care everyone,
Willow


Yeah, I think the voting thing is rigged.  They don't want the same site to be #1 for too long, so they give other sites a boost - they suck!  I like that scene in Head.  Not Davy's singing, but the technical part and the way it was filmed is really a piece of editing genius and nightmare.  Too bad Davy's singing has to ruin it.
~Donatella



Tuesday, February 26, 2002 2:59 PM
Firstly, Dona, i must say that new front page is really groovy. I thought the acid was getting to me for a moment, but it really is brilliant.

Secondly, Micky's wife. Personally i prefer Sam (not just coz we're both British), but coz Micky did seem to be happiest around her, there didn't seem to be much falseness. Plus, whenever he does documentaries, he always mentions her and how wonderful she is. Plus they always ask her to do the documentaries too coz she has better things to say and she seems very nice. Yes, she gets the thumbs up. However, if we're talking about best Monkee wives here, the prize must go to Phyllis for putting up with Mike!!!! She was an angel.

Must dash, fic calls!!!

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx


Thanks, glad you appreciate the psychedelic.  I'm happy everyone is able to view it and it isn't crashing anyone's computer, 'cause then it would have to go.  Hey, isn't Trina a Brit too?  He goes for blonde Brits.  But you are certainly right about Saint Phyllis.  That woman put up with more while married to Mike than anyone should in a lifetime.
~Donatella

Just a Reminder to join tonight's chat at 9pm ET, 6pm PT - be there!


~*~
Smut Alert

Finally, Chantal has coughed up another chapter to "My Friend, My Love, My Nightmare".
Apparently, she's feeling well enough for smut - thank god!

Tuesday, February 26, 2002 9:34 PM
I must agree with the others, Sammy is by far the best.  She is the only one that produced a cute Dolenz child (sorry to the girls, I hope over the years you have gotten better looking--if not, blame your dad).  Sammy is not a bitch from hell like Trina, and I just don't know (nor care enough to learn, really)about Donna. 

Just my 2 cents.

Head~fan
PS What a fucking nightmare--giving Davy a blowjob!! It would be like sucking on a tootsie roll...that small!!


I agree.  Giving Davy a blowjob would be some kind of torture, but first you'd have to find it.
~Donatella



Tuesday, February 26, 2002 10:31 PM
howdy, No I didn't fall off the earth.  Just catching up with myself and colds all around.  Hmm.. for Micky - Sami all around.  As said she could hold her ground, it just get tiring after awhile, I know from experience.  The new front page isn't loading for me.  It's a rearity that something doesn't work on my home computer.  I have know idea what I need to make it work.  I'm working on several stories and I am working tonight on the rewrite for Love? What Love?  so I didn't forget it.
Paula C.
Who is having fun with her new story Where is Micky?  :)


Hmm, you're the only one who's had a problem with the home page so far.  Make sure you have java enabled, and make sure it's updated.  You also had trouble with the chat last night and that's basically the same java applet.  I'd say it's time to update your browser, babe.  So, where is "Where is Micky"?  We're waiting.
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 11:21 AM
Where is Micky?  Oh-ho, you guys are gonna like this one. <G>

Page loads fine on my 'puter, but it takes a moment for the colors to start changing.  I kept wondering what was new about it, because I usually fly from that page directly to BB.  This time I had to go pick up the baby, so it stayed on that page longer.  Cool effect!  It's like an artificial acid trip. <G>

-leenys


Glad you like my new effect.  It should load faster once it's cached.  Speaking of effects, I just put up a nice little surprise in the Head Shop - click on the pics.
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 1:08 PM
Let's put it this way...Where Paula's story "Where's Micky?" Is concerned, she's paying him back, for being better than Peter.:) LOL!  It's a good story, but someday Mr. Tork will get his, and diservantly so :D  All kidding aside, Paula is doing a good job with it.

I was able to get the home page to download, but since I don't have Java, I don't really get the full affect. It's a lot slower changing, but it still looks awesome!  Good job Dona. 
Fuzzy~Who's fellow co-workers, are playing a mean joke on her, by tempting me with Donuts...BASTARDS! LOL!


Well, I think it would be nice if Paula shared her Micky story with the rest of the class, don't you?  Fuzzy, if the java applet is loading and you can see it, then you have java.  Otherwise you would only see a gray space with a message that tells you you don't have java.  It may be a little slow because you're running an old computer - add some RAM to that thing!
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 2:19 PM
Just like to say Chantel that that is a great new chapter. I read it before i went to college and it got me thnkin all day. I have a block at the mo, i really want to make the RR good, so i'm squeezing the ole brain hoping something will grab me. I've had plenty of boring lessons to daydream about possibilities...certainly beats learning about Romans and Rocks!!!!

Luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx


I loved my Roman classes.  Anyway, what's this about a 'block'?  Nonsense - get rid of it immediately and start writing that RR chapter.
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 3:06 PM
Well my coputer was being difficult with my KaZaza and it was giving me fits from 9 on and I was to stubborn to turn it all off and reboot - We'll see tonight.
I'll send it over once I have a few more chapters done, I'm up to 9 on paper and have at double that to finish it.  I'm interjecting the guys into the story and such.
Later.
Paula C.
Who needs to work on rewrites tonight so Dona can send me more work to do. :)


Paula.  We don't need the entire novel complete to post one chapter.  Just send it over and I'll take a look at it chapter by chapter.  If it's ready to go, and it sounds like it is, then you need not worry.  SEND THE FUCKING THING ALREADY!!!!
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 5:02 PM
Hello Hello Hello, no I have not been sucked down the toilet, I was busy going on a sexual romp with Micky.  Ok, I know this sucks but I have given up porn for lent (hey better late than never!)  I think I figured out where Micky and Davy are staying when they play in NY.  However "In order to protect Mr. Dolenz's privacy  I wil not disclose that information"  Yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure its the Double Tree and here are my reasons.
1) It seems that' where they usually stay whenever they are touring
2) I tried to book a room there and it's the only hotel that is fully booked that weekend in NY
3) It's got a bar in it and we know how Micky and Davy love their pints.
Anyway, Does anyone know if Rhino plans on coming out with the complete Monkees set on DVD?  You know I've got to zoom in on those crotch shots.  Ivanna Mkeedk


Hmm, I didn't even know we had a Double Tree hotel here, but there are literally hundreds of hotels right in Times Square (all of them with bars), so maybe they're staying somewhere a bit more exciting for a change.  Hey, they could be staying in my neighborhood for all I know - we have a 4-star right here in SoHo.  I also doubt that this is the only hotel that's booked for that weekend.  Hotel rooms around here are hard to find, especially now when the prices are so low.  As for the DVD, I have no idea when they're coming out.  It was scheduled for May, but it looks like that's been postponed.  I'm pretty disappointed about that myself.
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 6:09 PM
Alright Alright.
I'll send you a few.  Just working on the kinks, before you slash half of it.  You know.
I was able to see the front page, guess thecomptuer was just being testy like a little girl I know.
Fuzzy just happens to be in my test group that all. 
Paula C.
Who feels like quoting from RHPS second script, beat me with whips and chains.


I'm not going to "slash" it, that's your job.
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 8:02 PM
Dona (JR),

I'm not sure if anyone has commented on this, but the blurb for the 'Heart and Soul' video in the Head Shop is incorrect...it seems to list the eppies on the DVD release.  Heart and Soul has interviews, music videos and concert clips from the 80's.  Just a "heads up"  <G>

-leenys


No shit?  Thanks for the tip, leenys.  I didn't notice that, but if it's on my site then I can fix it.
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 10:08 PM
Hi kids!
First, to the Micky's wives question-Yes, Sammi all the way! Put a blonde wig on Trina, and you've got a fair double for Samantha. AND he has publicly stated that she broke his heart. As for the bitch Donna, well, she is for sure in it for whatever money she thinks he has, tehehe.
Love the new smut, kids, keep up the good work!

gemini


Trina broke his heart?  Because he was fucking around again?  Lets face it, the man is no innocent here.  Maybe he deserved it.  I'm in a pessimistic mood today - it's Mike day!
~Donatella



Wednesday, February 27, 2002 11:07 PM
I can't believe I'm ahead of Fuzzy on this...unless she too posted after 10 pm.  I just got the latest (and 2nd to last ever) issue of Monkee Business Fanzine.  It has TONS of info about Donna and Micky. (By the way, my wife vote goes to Sammi).  Supposedly Micky was going to propose to Donna on Sept. 7th, but he had to put that on hold when she flew back east to visit her terminally ill father.  She keeps an apt. in New York that she rents to a friend which has an extra bedroom that she or Micky stay in when their in NY.  Anyway, she was there on Sept. 11th.  No wonder Micky was SO shaken up by the event.  Anyway, when she finally got a hold of him in CA, he wanted her to come back.  She said I don't think I can even get on a plane (she was an American Airlines Flight attendant).  Micky said "I'll come pick you up" and supposedly drove 5 days straight to Philadelphia where she took the train to.  (I believe it is also near her parents).  Then they drove back to CA together in a hurry.  Then they had to stop and have lunch with his sisters and she didn't understand why, but it was to get his mother's engagement ring from them.  He then proposed to her over looking the ocean at sunset blah blah blah.

They will be having an early summer wedding at an outdoor restaurant near the Malibu mountains.  It will be outside on the deck with a string quartet or a jazz trio and about 50 guests.  She will be wearing a "simple straight ivory gown with a small train".  Micky's best man will be Stuart Gross. 

Believe it or not there is more about them....if you haven't all read/heard this I'll tell you more.  In the mean time I must agree with Ivanka (?) that I think they'll (Micky and Davy and the entourage)will be at the Doubletree.  I believe they have a contract/deal with them.  They do almost ALWAYS stay there!

JG


Micky drove cross-country to get her?  Why didn't he fly to NY?  I can't imagine him doing that.  I mean, I was here Sept. 11 not far from ground zero and it really wasn't that bad.  Well, it was a horrible thing that happened, but New Yorkers didn't start leaving in droves to escape the island.  Boy, talk about over-reacting!  I still don't know of any Doubletree hotel in Manhattan.  I swear, I've never heard of it.  But maybe Micky will stay at Donna's apartment with her while they're here - seems convenient to me.  Thanks for all that great info, JG.
~Donatella



Thursday, February 28, 2002 12:39 PM
in regards to Sept. 11.  There were no commercial flights for over a week and for some longer.  And it took several months before private operators were allowed to fly again.  Still at this time, hot air balloon operators are unable to fly.

I think for a non New Yorker, people were more anxious about the events.  Maybe it was you were there and survived it.  We on the outside could only see it on a box and wonder how we would handle such a situation if we were directly invovled.

So there is more news on dear Donna.  He is smitten to the gills I guess with her.  *shrugs shoulders*  He does like to have his women by his side (or at home)  Sami gave up her career when she came over and what did his second wife do? I personally would like to have something to call my own.  But if they want to be the "picture" wife, then have fun.

well back to work

Paula c.


Well, that's true.  You couldn't leave or come in to Manhattan for a while, but you could still fly out of nearby airports like Philly or Boston, so no one was completely stranded.  Don't get me wrong, as Greenwich Village dwellers, we were pretty darn worried at the time.  We're very close to the site and we lived within the frozen zone for two weeks, no trains, no busses, no cabs, no cars - it was terrible.  But we got by, just like every other New Yorker, and now things are pretty much back to normal despite what the rest of the country is hearing on the news.  I don't think Donna was a true New Yorker, or she would have stayed put like the rest of us.
~Donatella



Thursday, February 28, 2002 6:19 PM
JG, I unfortunately haven't been a reader of MBF since it started back in 1977. I was one of the first people ever to subscribe to the magazine. I was actually about to subscribe to it again, until I heard that Maggie is retiring, and will not be putting the magazine out anymore. I did hear that there was a lot of stuff in this issue about Micky and Donna. So please if you don't mind, JG, I would love to hear more. Maybe I have been wrong about Donna. Perhaps she isn't as bad as some people have said she is. I don't know...I'm so damn confused anymore it's not even funny. It seems very obvious that Micky has a lot of deep feelings for her. I really hope her feelings for him are just as deep. To give her his mom's engagement ring...to Micky she must really be special. We all know how much his mom meant to him. I know how scared Micky must have been that day. My fathers' career takes him all over the country, and when I heard about it (Sept.11th), I was scrambling to find him. Thank God...he called me two hour later. He was in the midst of everything that was going on, and was "Very" busy with it all, but he was safe.

Thanks again JG, I'll be waiting for more. 
Fuzzy~Who's a little sad, because Micky is taken. But is also, happy and hopeful, that maybe he has found peace and happiness, finally.


There you go again, Fuzzy.  For all we know, Micky gave that ring to all his ex's.  Well, maybe if his mother weren't still alive at the time.  I'm sure Mick thinks he's in love...again, but I doubt he even knows what that is, that's why he's on number three.  Anyway, this is some good juicy info JG's found - keep it coming.
~Donatella (who just returned from her rendezvous with Mike.)

Smut Alert

Finally.  Paula has let us in on her latest "Where is Micky?"

Thursday, February 28, 2002 8:02 PM
Hey Dona,

Was Mike a gentlemen? Oops we're talking about Mike aren't we? Okay, how was the meeting? I hope productive.


C


Of course, Mikey-poo was a gentleman...sort of.  But I'm not the type to kiss and tell.  All I can say is the meeting was VERY productive.
~Donatella (smiling;)



Thursday, February 28, 2002 8:39 PM
And how was that rendezvous?
----Arrowhead


It was very nice.  You'll have to forgive me for the lack of details - Mike does read the BB.
~Donatella



Thursday, February 28, 2002 9:07 PM
The Doubletree is at 1568 Broadway, New York NY.  Well, here is my take on life at the moment.  Micky is on my shit list because he is not what he appears.  They Troll and Peter are on my nice list because I met them and they were both nice to me, also, if they act like assholes I know they act like assholes and they don't try to double talk to cover it up.  Although I still wouldn't want to sleep with either of them but I wouldn't mind hanging out with Davy when he comes to NY seeing he is the only one who won't be sleeping at his girlfriends apartment.  However, I still wouldn't mind meeting Micky and making my own determination.  He seems to have a pretty cool mind.  Mike I guess is totally out of the picture (unless its the young mike)  he's just on the other side of the Country and I don't take much interest in him.  So it looks like its just me and the troll for now!


Micky is on your shit list?  Why?  What did he do to you?  Did you make a determination, or not?  I'm confused.  I'd also like to know who you are.
~Donatella



Thursday, February 28, 2002 9:51 PM
Here's a little more on Micky and Donna...(also, there are pictures I'll try scanning this weekend).

How they met...this is a direct quote from Donna. "I met Micky in 1991.  We met on a blind date, believe it or not.  We were set up by good friends.  My good friend Jim Kerr, who is a disc jockey in New York City, is good friends with Bobby 'Boris' Pickett [of Monster Mass fame (he is also from around here)], who was on tour with Micky at the time in the '30 Years of Rock 'n Roll Tour.  I was separated and about to get a divorce, and Micky was in the middle of his divorce from Trina.  We had out blind date in Atlantic City and we just hit it off.  We saw each other only occasionally fpr several years.  Neither of us was ready for a relationship, so we built a good friendship over a long time."

That actually sounds ok to me....maybe this one will work out for a while anyway.  It does not sound like she just came out of no where.  Well, I gotta run, I'll update more when I have more time!

JG


Ah, more pieces to the puzzle.  That is interesting.  That means she was already going through a divorce at the tender age of what 19?  Holy shit! 
~Donatella

Smut Alert

Episode VI: "Payback" of Donatella's own "Darker Side" is now posted - on time too!

Friday, March 01, 2002 2:02 PM
Hey Dona & co,
Double thumbs up for the new darker side...unexpected twist. One thing - is it that u really like Mike as a bastard or are u beginning to become a davy fan??? Please let it be the prior!!! Good news - my part of the rr is nearly done, my muse woke up last night but i was really knackered, but shouldnt be long now!!!

Hope everyone is fine and dandy,

luv ya shotguns

WTM

xx


I just really like Mike in the bastard role - he wears it well.  And I still think Davy and Micky make a cute couple.  They're no M/M, but cute together.
~Donatella



Friday, March 01, 2002 3:56 PM
I just came from the latest installment of the Darker Side. Very nice. It'll be interesting to see how this turns out.  So the Micky/Donna thing has been going on since '91?  That gives me a more hope.  BTW, did I miss something? Where did you get that she was 19 at the time?
----Arrowhead


Sorry, did I fuck up my math?  How old is she now anyway?  Glad you're liking DS, I hope Mike is dead.
~Donatella



Friday, March 01, 2002 6:41 PM
Dark Side: Ah man, Dona, make Micky hurt.
And you made the troll a strong figure?  Where is your mind?
Wishful thinking Davy, Mike will never die.  Will he?
Paula c.


What's wrong with Davy as a strong figure?  He's a tough little Brit - certainly no push-over.  The troll has his limits and a mind of his own.  If he had the height and attention span, he could be a real power struggle for Mike.  And yes, Mike can die.  Anyone can die in one of my fics - I love to kill off Monkees.
~Donatella



Friday, March 01, 2002 6:59 PM
Oops, sorry Donna it's me, Ivanna.  I don't know, maybe I'm just rationalizing about Micky because  (sob!)  I know I can never have him for myself!  Has anyone ever met Micky?  I want to know what he is like in real life and not just "a monkee/ actor/ performer"  Oh yeah, could someone explaint he inside jokes to me?  I know I'm gullable but Mike doesn't hang out here (or does he????)  and has anyone had any personal experiences with any of the guys?  I have mine I could share about Peter if you really want me too.  (I"m sure all the Peter bashers would love my story.)  -Ivann Mkeedk


As for the "inside jokes", it depends on how you look at it.  Some junkies refuse to believe that LT (a long-time BB junkie) is actually Mike - he/she *is* Mike.  He has gone into mostly lurking status, but he's still out there reading the BB everyday.  And as for experience with the guys, I just met LT/Mike yesterday, but I was forced to keep my lips sealed or else he'll/she'll sue me.
~Donatella



Friday, March 01, 2002 8:10 PM
Can't talk about the meeting, eh?  I guess that rules out the requested photographic evidence as well? I don't think you fucked up any math earlier. As far as I know no one has ever given a definite age for Donna. There's a ton of speculation, but I think most people are guessing way too low.
----Arrowhead


Well, I did manage to steal a nice picture of the hotel room.  DID I SAY HOTEL ROOM?!!!!  Sorry, there was no hotel room.  So, you seem to agree that this divorce in '91 makes her quite a few years older than everyone thinks.  I knew her age was bullshit.
~Donatella